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Funjosh:
And why should anyone should not even be having hairy anus this century

coogar:
88 - RVP
88 - falcao
86 - rooney.

coogar:
in other words - we had an unbeaten run going on in rooney's absence - he came back and dashed us a loss at the etihad. rooney is bad luck.

coogar:
more like rooney worsened our run. we won all our games when rooney was suspended. he came back against city & lost us the game. we won about 3 games in his absence.

Mblem:
thanks for the topic.....this is one of the topic i wanted to post here, ....down there in the south there is nothing like water,it was when i came to the west that i saw people using water, but personally i dont know how to use water and i dont even intend to know it.......after somone will still use that hand to eat...goossshhhh

redsun:
As long as you wash your hands thoroughly with antibacterial soap after each episode,you are good to go
Wash and dry.

coogar:
rooney's 12 seasons at old trafford - never led the assist chart, never topped the scorer's chart and he's played with the best of the best players in those seasons.

coogar:
rooney didn't play against everton - that's why i didn't include it. rooney fired blanks against city & southampton. RVP scored 2 goals against southampton.

coogar:
rooney couldn't have scored against chelsea - he has the poorest goal return against them. RVP always räpes chelsea. he's bagged a hatrick against em in the past at SB.

coogar:
you have been cut & diced.....
rooney's poor football skills were responsible for our slow start in the season. if he was any good, we shoulda gotten 6 points in the first 3 games.

coogar:
fatigue!
it's worse than injury. it's kept fellaini out of the team for 2-3 games now.



rooney did nothing in the summer. how many games did he play? the last group game was a formality sef. england was already out of the tourney. so why did he need any rest like RVP that played till the eve of the final?




cesc leads the assist stat playing beside matic. how come rooney isn't leading or close to the top playing beside carrick?



it's called an individual award - not a team award. suarez's golden boot got him the barca deal.



ronaldo won it playing from the wing. suarez won it without being a lone striker. since then(09/10), tevez, berbatov, etc have all won it without making excuses.

why is rooney such a poor footballer?

coogar:
how many did rooney score against southampton? we have played against chelsea, liverpool, southampton, city & arsenal.....(top 5 last season + top 5 currently) and rooney has only 2 goals to show for it. RVP has double that amount.

you are not making sense.

coogar:
rooney was fit - he had a full preseason. RVP wasn't fit, he didn't even make the preseason. he had to be rushed back to fitness after a tiring world cup campaign for country.

coogar:
shouldn't he have more assists? cesc - the assist leader in the league plays from which position?

coogar:
RVP's standard is higher than rooney's. even my pet dog knows that. the day rooney wins a golden boot in this league, cameron would declare a month's holiday for everyone.

coogar:
and he scored only 2 goals in those 5 apps as a striker. how many would he have scored in 15 apps, simple arithmetic says about 6 goals. way less than RVP has managed.

coogar:
as a back-to-back golden boot winner, of course he would say he's struggling. however, RVP struggling = rooney's excellence.

RVP said he struggled at the world cup in spite of his 4 goals for holland. rooney scored only 1 goal in 3 different world cup appearances and he got a captain's band as a reward.

coogar:
RVP had already left the pitch before we switched to counter-attack. there's nothing to say he wouldn't have scored if he was kept on the pitch when the arsës decided to throw caution to the wind.

coogar:
falcao - 1.5 stars? and whoscored rated him above RVP in theirs. this is why these player rating ish is nonsense. it's a popularity contest.

coogar:
so it's now about passing - not interceptions and ball recoveries? if i give you an example of rooney as a striker making more passes than any of our defenders or midfielders - does that mean rooney played defensively?

coogar:
and rooney hasn't played in the striking position at all this season? before falcao was fit, who partnered RVP upfront? louis saha?

coogar:
RVP has performed reasonably well this season. with our dodgy midfield & injuries to key players, the chances have been far & few in between.

coogar:
we killed liverpool & it was 50-50 against arsenal. arsës were great in the first half but we took the second half from them.

all the chances liverpool had was because evans had a mission to give liverpool a free goal.

coogar:
rating RVP high like how?
yesterday's game or throughout the season?

coogar:
and falcao made more interceptions & recoveries than carrick - does this mean falcao played behind carrick too? i can show you which area of the pitch falcao made these recoveries. it will shock you & your dodgy stats back to amodu's tactics board.

coogar:
but he made 2 interceptions? isn't that your point? falcao made 8 recoveries too....are you sure he didn't play beside de gea?

coogar:
whoscored ratings are shyte!
RVP didn't have the best of games but he's bailed us out in plenty of games where the general performance was shytë!

he gets a pass - you only see rooney shining when we dominate games. in games where we cannot get hold of the ball, rooney becomes anonymous.

coogar:
no, i am saying your point is null & void. why is falcao making more interceptions than rooney? does that mean falcao covered rooney's behind?

coogar:
why is a DM only making one interception? young, valencia & wait for it..... falcao made 2 interceptions each, they musta played as a DM too.

coogar:
that's all the clearance he made - they were in the box & they were all headed clearance. maybe rooney was our centre-back too.

coogar:
young, mata, carrick.
those were the top performers - rooney was below average. he contributed nothing offensively.

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these were all rooney's clearances - they were all headers. or are you going to tell us rooney played in jones/evans position?

coogar:
it was a difficult away game - what do you expect? go to spurs & boss the pitch like he does against the minnows? come on, son! was cesc also played out of his position at old trafford when he had a very poor number of passes?

coogar:
28/34. no need to lie to cover the truth.
rooney completed 31, carrick completed 28.

coogar:
all were headed clearances in our 6-yard box. another evidence that they were from set plays.

coogar:
he wasn't a DM - he was just hopeless offensively yesterday & he offered nothing as far as creativity was concerned.

coogar:
i dunno the amodu apprentice from nowhere - i just don't like when he uses excuses to defend rooney's poor performances.

whenever rooney fails to deliver, they quickly say it's because he was helping the team to defend. how can rooney play behind carrick in a league game?

Odunharry:
Rooney behind carrick ke??Hw come?when LvG isnt clueless

coogar:
20 of those passes were backwards....and he only completed 31 of the 40 passes. one of the duels was also a header at lloris(his only shot on target).

how's rooney the DM?

coogar:
when you don't have proof, it's better not to speak.



3/4 tackles won
6 ball recoveries
1 clearances
1 aerial duel.

it's more than enough for a DM protected by 4 other players in the midfield. Although not a DM but it can happen things turn out that way. It happens in football.

coogar:
i checked & carrick is behind rooney against the toon army. i also checked the spurs game, rooney & carrick held the same position throughout. how come carrick made more forward passes than rooney? why did half of rooney's total passes went backwards?

coogar:
show us the heatmap.