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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 8:40pm On May 12, 2013
Sir Alex Ferguson on Wayne
Rooney's:
"He asked for a transfer, We have refused it. I think he should go away and think it over again. He wasn't happy about being taken off a few times this season but a Wayne Rooney in top form wouldn't be taken off."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m):
SailorXY: I take it by this you mean Rooney is indispensable in this current team? If his staying will hinder the purchase of proper midfielders, then he should be SOLD! Fvck fvcking conversions... Striker to midfield, defender to midfield, GK to midfield, etc I mean, whatever happened to actually deploying a soldier to war, why police or whatever?
If Rooney leaves, United will sweat to replace him, even if we were to get Ronaldo. United will need an Ozil or Suarez (unfortunately never to be considered) or Aguero to get anything that resembles his game. Rooney's average as a supportive striker is better than many many players best on their day. Even in United, how many games has he been substituted that we ended up winning. I think only one.

The matches the started were different. He only had an off day in Madrid, yet he put RVP through one on one with the goalkeeper. The team rotation demoralized Rooney and Nani.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 5:57pm On May 12, 2013
Odunharry: Rooney is the hrt of Man utd attack.
Gbam! He is the hub, and our game hardly gain compact whenever he is not involved.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 5:51pm On May 12, 2013
montelik: Hit the crossbar. What has RVP done since.
RVP provided the delivery from a free kick, he also involved in more build ups.

Involved in defense too.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 5:49pm On May 12, 2013
SailorXY: We only need to keep Nani, Rooney & Young can scamper. Besides are they waiting to score in Fergie time undecided
I beg let's not deceive ourselves, this team needs Rooney.

The coach can't be wrong to have offered £250K
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 5:42pm On May 12, 2013
montelik: Hernandez gets the hook again despite scoring. Does RVP have a clause in his contract that he must start every game when fit and never be subbed unless injured?
What did Chicha played apart from the goal?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 5:33pm On May 12, 2013
I beg Man United needs Wayne Rooney. Also Nani.

Is this the way Kagawa, Chicharito and Welbeck are playing now that will make us champions and be great in Europe?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 3:41pm On May 12, 2013
Will Scholes and Carrick work?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 3:39pm On May 12, 2013
[quote author=Mr_TA]I think it goes to show that Rooney is gone from the club this summer. I also read about rumours of a fight with Jones ( and Rooney) so that could be a factor. Would be a shame to see Rooney leave the club this summer but I just hope he is properly replaced.[/quote]Today's selection is a clear indication that Rooney and Nani are so out of Manchester. I am pained.

Fergie's last United XI at OT vs Swansea: De Gea, Jones, Vidic, Rio, Evra, Carrick, Scholes, Welbeck, Kagawa, RvP & Chicharito. Subs: Lindegaard, Evans, Buttner, Anderson, Valencia, Cleverley & Giggs.
Christianity Etc › Re: Typing Amen On Facebook Picture Stories by elampiro(m): 12:31pm On May 12, 2013
musKeeto: If you don't understand spiritual things, why not ignore? Is it your keyboard or internet connection they use to type amen?

God works in mysterious ways. I know a man who typed amen on a post by Adeboye that was pasted on another group wall, and that evening someone called him and gave him 100000 USD... The person was a friend that he had lent some money during a rough period back in University. Because he typed AMEN, God remembered him..

So my bro, ednut abi na scotchegg, biko, leave us to type AMEN...
$100,000 = N15m

What is the name of this person?
What is the money meant for?
What is the calibre of this person in the society?
What is the relationship between the giver and the receiver of this gift?
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by elampiro(m): 12:07pm On May 12, 2013
BOLAJIAJANI: Being in a relationship can be such a pleasurable experience, from the unending phone calls, to sweet text messages, and some soft cuddling, and even sometimes the hand-in-hand walking of two love butterflies makes being in a relationship such a sweet experience.

But just when does a relationship turn into an obsession? Gory stories from obsessed relationships are becoming too rampant nowadays. I once heard the story of a lady setting herself on fire because her boyfriend decided to quit the relationship because he turned 'born-again'. And I recently read d story of a guy slit his girlfriend's throat because she called it quit! Now that's terrible you say? But do you mind checking into your own relationship right now? Are you obsessed or is your partner obsessed with you?

Here are few clues to know:

1. The Family Deal

When you are just at the early stage of your relationship and your partner thinks meeting your parents is a big freaking deal. That's way too fast, and this might eventually lead to an emotional disturbance later. You need to slow down.

2. The Looks

Jealous much? Does your partner's look indicate unnecessary jealousy? Watch for phone patterns too. Are your partner's voicemails like monologues? Does he/she text you so often you feel like a doctor on call? If your partner is watching your every move, it’s time to back away … very… slowly…

3. You become your partner's project

You swear you can remember somehow getting through life without being remote controlled by your partner… But you aren’t sure how, since apparently you need your partner to tell you how to dress, act, eat and even THINK! It’s like a parasite got in your brain... Say anything, and even pass up your fun time/or time meant to have fun with your friends to go to your partner's 8-year-old niece’s birthday party. Obsessive lovers often manipulate situations to keep their partners to themselves. WAKE UP!

4. Fear and Loathing

If your buddies can’t stand your partner or pay you a visit whenever your partner is around, shame on you for even reading this article when you should be out dumping him/her.

5. Public Displays of Agro

It's ridiculous how some peeps BERATE their partners, screeching at them in public like a shopping banshee. If you are repressing a frequent urge to strangle your girlfriend/boyfriend for humiliating you and making huge scenes – guess what? Curb that puppy.

6. The Police Game

When your partner starts to monitor your phone calls. And also sneaks over to read your chats and text messages. He/she wants to know about all your friends and even monitor your daily schedule. Or even start smelling your clothes and underwear! Obsessive people don’t respect privacy. They run through your phone contacts and will even call friends and relatives to gather information about you. Buddy, its time to do the 'moonwalk'.

7. The Relentless Promise

When your partner calls you now and then on the phone, asking you to promise them you'll never leave them. When you wake up in the midnight and you find your partner just staring at you, and you ask why and they say "they just love you." Or your partner simply feels inferior without you. Charlie, it's time to run!!!

8. You are the ANSWER

The non-obsessed consider the possibility of a future, while the potential bunny-boiler has already made up their minds that THIS IS IT! The obsessive partner has already determined that this is his/her one and only love who will be his/her partner for life and begins to make plans for the future.

9. No Trust

If your partner can’t get it out of their mind that you are cheating on them and they keep accusing you of having phantom encounters with random people, you might need to have some serious introspection.

10. Forcing the L-word

If your partner makes you say "I Love You" EVERY TIME you talk, especially if it’s a phone call. Or probably they say it and you decide not to say “I love you too!” And your partner immediately thinks you don’t love them anymore, or that you are with another person. Hey! Hey!! Can you hear me? It's time to walk away.


Hear this! If you recognize yourself in this list, you might need to step back and think about what emotional feelings of insecurity or low self-esteem
that is fueling this behavior. Otherwise, it will keep happening and you’ll keep wondering why you’re always getting dumped.

But if you agree with me that your partner is obsessed with you, and you don't want to put your life in danger, here's how to back out:

The Extraction Game.

Extracting a mental partner is like defusing a bomb. If you are a jerk, it’s like pouring gas on a fire. Your partner will want you more. Any sign of resistance will draw them closer. But here's the best thing to do? Become undesirable. Add weight! Be displeasing! Start doing things that would make your partner lose interest in you. It’ll be fun.

Never, ever attempt to talk your obsessive partner into 'breaking up' with them, or call a third-party to help dissolve the relationship. You might as well try sky diving!!!

Yours sincerely.
http://www.onegist.com/relationship-romance/how-to-know-if-your-partner-is-obsessed-with-you/
www.confusion.com

Some or most of the things you mentioned are elements of true love.
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Partner Is Obsessed With You by elampiro(m): 11:58am On May 12, 2013
ngozievergreen: If guys/girls dont do these tnz, a post like 'How to know he/she is not into u' will emerge.

Minus d censoring of my movements, i like the rest of the list.
Exactly.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 10:39pm On May 11, 2013
Ronaldo rumours coming strongly again.

Some people said he tweeted 'I can't wait to put on the red Jersey again' and deleted it almost immediately.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 9:43pm On May 11, 2013
2005: Arsenal's captain Patrick
Viera joins Juventus.
2006: Juventus' coach Fabio
Capello leaves.
2007: Arsenal's captain Thierry

Henry joins Barcelona.
2008: Frank Riijkard sacked at
Barcelona.
2011: Arsenal's captain Cesc
Fabregas joins Barcelona.
2012: Pep Guardiola left
Barcelona.
2012: Arsenal's captain van Persie
joins Manchester United.
2013: Sir Alex Ferguson retires.
GUESS WHO IS NEXT?
2014 ....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 9:43pm On May 11, 2013
Please it is not good to result to insult, it makes the thread uninteresting.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Wigan : FA Cup (0 - 1) On 11th May 2013 by elampiro(m): 9:15pm On May 11, 2013
Havilah93: so for all city's fuss, nothing to show for it?
There is, they beat United in one of the fixtures of the season. Lol that is there trophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 8:43pm On May 11, 2013
At this time last year, they said the tide had shifted to the blue half of Manchester.

The fact is the blue in Manchester can never be up to half. At least not in Ferguson's life time.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Wigan : FA Cup (0 - 1) On 11th May 2013 by elampiro(m): 8:38pm On May 11, 2013
At this time last year, they said the tide had shifted to the blue half of Manchester.

The fact is the blue in Manchester can never be up to half. At least not in Ferguson's life time.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Wigan : FA Cup (0 - 1) On 11th May 2013 by elampiro(m): 8:18pm On May 11, 2013
Liverpool greatest rival = Man United
Man City greatest rival = Man United
Chelsea greatest rival = Man United
Arsenal greatest rival = Man United.

The trophy they play for is to see if they can draw or beat Manchester United.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 8:12pm On May 11, 2013
Why always United?

Liverpool greatest rival = Man United
Man City greatest rival = Man United
Chelsea greatest rival = Man United
Arsenal greatest rival = Man United.

The trophy they play for is to see if they can draw or beat Manchester United.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:50pm On May 11, 2013
.....and I heard the referee had to assist Chelsea into the UCL slot today.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:25pm On May 11, 2013
Wigan won it.

It is the fault of Howard Webb. lol

If it were United that beat City today, people would be looking for an excuse to pin it on the referee. Common Wigan they can't beat, yet they think United's ten point lead is too much.

MANCHESTER WILL EVER BE RED.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Wigan : FA Cup (0 - 1) On 11th May 2013 by elampiro(m): 7:23pm On May 11, 2013
It is the fault of Howard Webb. lol

If it were United that beat City today, people would be looking for an excuse to pin it on the referee. Common Wigan they can't beat, yet they think United's ten point lead is too much.

MANCHESTER WILL EVER BE RED.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 11th May 2013 by elampiro(m): 3:11pm On May 11, 2013
Is it true it was the referee that put Chelsea through?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 3:00pm On May 11, 2013
Sir Alex Ferguson ( Manager ) , Martin Ferguson ( Chief Scout ) , Paul Scholes ( Player ) & Albert ( Kitman ) are retiring.

David Gill ( CEO ) & Mike Phelan ( Ast. Manager ) are leaving their jobs.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:51am On May 11, 2013
Jose Mourinho, when asked if he will tune in to watch Sir Alex's last home match: "No, no, certainly not. I don't want to cry"
Politics › Re: Lagos To Emerge 13th Largest Economy In Africa By 2014 by elampiro(m): 6:59am On May 11, 2013
Capnd143: i cant quite understand! Is it that you are a fool or u want to become one? Do you think it is easy for a state economy to compete against a whole nation ? Get your facts right bro! It is Lagos against African countries.
....And New York can compete with any country in the world. What is he position of Lagos against all the cities with population of 12million and above?

Lagos = stress. No light, heavy heat, slow traffic, poor drainage and smelling gutters, rickety buses, flood, mosquitoes, etc, etc, etc.
Politics › Re: Lagos To Emerge 13th Largest Economy In Africa By 2014 by elampiro(m): 6:51am On May 11, 2013
Krasid: you sound shameful.Understand the thread,they are comparing lagos to other countries in africa.
You Lagos worshiper, what is the population of Lagos as compared to the countries they are being compared to? Considering the wealth of Nigeria, Lagos is lagging far behind. A place where rickety buses are used for public transport. Massive heat and no light.

Do you know New York is is a richer economy than almost all the countries in the world? Continue to think the government has done well for Lagos or that Lagos is Cairo or Johannesburg.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 10:23pm On May 10, 2013
Statement from Wayne Rooney
“There’s a load of rubbish being written about me changing twitter bio saying I have deleted Manchester United from it.

I have never deleted Manchester United from the bio whatever the papers are saying because it was never on there.

All that happened was that I was asked by Nike to add @nikeuk to it – the same as many other sportspeople they sponsor.
Funny, no-one’s written about that though!

That change was made THREE weeks ago and yet people are talking about it as if its something that was put up yesterday..”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:32pm On May 10, 2013
Jose Mourinho expects David Moyes to succeed at Manchester United.

Jose Mourinho has backed David Moyes to be a success at Manchester United and admits he was honoured that Sir Alex Ferguson rang him personally to tell him he was retiring.

"When Sir Alex called me to give me the honour of knowing from him his decision, I was surprised and sad," the Real Madrid boss said.

"At the same time, I was happy to feel his emotion, and pride for such an amazing career.

"It will be difficult for me, and I think all managers, to go to Old Trafford and play against Manchester United, without this mythical figure waiting for us.

"I think David is a great choice. I like him as a person, I like his character as a manager. I believe Manchester United will support him, I think he has the qualities to do a good job.

"I wish Sir Alex a happy life, and I wish David a successful career at Old Trafford." Mourinho told to Sky Sports.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:30pm On May 10, 2013
Fellaini follows Andy Cole and Man United on twitter today
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elampiro(m): 7:27pm On May 10, 2013

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