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wackest thing to hear on an early sunday morning

Harmvirus: His wife dropped him at the
airport claiming to be goin to
Lagos. He turned back to sleep in
his mistress' house and d plane
he was meant to board crashed. D
wife and the whole family were
already crying and thinking of
going to Lagos to claim his
body,then he appeared and gave
this confession. If u r d wife wot r
u gonna do..?

. . . Btw, why must he even tell her that he slept in his mistress house? He would have just told her he missed d plane and passed d nite in a hotel or come up with sumtin else. IMO

justwise: I don't know where you are reading that from, the title says: Travel To Belgium The Easy Way?

. . . The dude is angry. He thought someone wanted to let him in on an easy way to pursue his long awaited belgium waka.

r231: Following alleged physical assault levelled against top Nigerian music producer, Solomon Oyeniyi popularly known as K-Solo by his wife, Kikelomo, the producer cum singer has released a statement on the boiling issues.

In the statement exclusively sent to Nigeriafilms.com by one of his media representatives, K-Solo cleared the air on allegation of wife battery, thievery, and assault by his estranged wife.

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"Over the past three days, I have been inundated with phone calls, text messages and emails from fans, friends, family members and well wishers from all over Nigeria and abroad over allegations of wife battery, assault and thievery by my wife, Mrs. Kikelomo Oyeniyi, as contained in an interview she granted City People Magazine.

I make bold to say that as much as no union is without its own trials and tribulations, I have never laid hands on my wife and will never because have got sisters and a mother.

I am a hardworking young man that has been in the music industry for over a decade and do not need any woman’s wealth to live. This is our own trying time and we would surmount it one way or the other.

Mistakes have been made and they would be redressed, God willing. Let no man be the judge of another man’s deeds or misdeeds, let God and law take their courses.

I hereby implore everybody to please appreciate and understand that this is a very difficult moment for me and my immediate family and would not wish to comment on this issue any further. God help us all."

K-Solo and Kike married in November 2011 after dating each other for some months. He is known for producing top stars like Timaya, 2Shotz and many others.


http://thenetng.com/2012/06/07/ive-never-beaten-my-wife-k-solo-responds-to-wife-battery-allegation/

. . . The only part i liked here was " he having a mother and sisters" and thus, a gud enuf reason nt to beat a woman.

swiftycool: Olodo u wan blow grammar come fumble its ludicrous not ludacris. Ludacris is a rapper, . . .stop mis-educating d young ones

. . . Lmao! I thought i and i alone saw this.

and here comes the end to the begining of dbanji. . .

zolzlolz: Dance

Azonto

emiye: You met him on facebook April 2011, you were pregnant for him by August 2011


You bankrolled the marriage with 3.5 million naira, he spent 0.015million naira.


Lady, it seems to me you were a desperate fool

. . . My thought too. The same problem we have with desperate Nigerian girls who are turned into a punchbag, yet refuse to leave Mr. Tyson. IMO kill them all desperate chicks.

funny n stewpid as the o.p will be, she wud still go bk 2 him.

Kobojunkie: There is still the case of the Nigerian cargo plane that crashed in Ghana, killing 10 people. How many Ghanians are calling for Nigerians to get out of their country as a result?

. . . From ur senseless posts we know you are a cretineous creature. Wtf is ur problem? If u hate Nigeria and Nigerians so much you are free to go jump into the Pacific. No wonder someone regarded you as a f.oo.l in the other Dana's Air being owned by Indians thread. Smhip4u.

Idowuogbo: Run bck into dat jungle u call home. See dis zombie o! So bcus d avatars around u speak monkey language u felt d need to display ur ignoramus she? In my language ur handle means " "born wiv disabilities" dat automatically explains ur epileptic seizures.

. . . Senseless as usual. What a pity.

Oluwa4Sure:

I just don't get it when people like you come on NL just to throw insults around.
Must you display your ignorance on every given topic posted on NL romance section?

Come to think of it, do you even know what DNA testing is all about? Or how hw it works?!
So anybody who doesn't think like you or share your ideology is a retardeen right? ? ?
Instead of you to say something more reasonable all you can say is "DNA test".

So he should proceed to carrying out a DNA test on an embryo right?
FYI, the child will have to be given birth to before any DNA testing can be carried out on him/her you sil.ly she-goat!!!

And you think having a DNA tested is as cheap and as easy as the regular PT were you got do every month Get a life - A$$H0L3!!

So he should waste his money taking care of a pregnacy he is not responsible for(before the child is given birth to) and also to carry DNA test on a baby he sure is not is?

FYI DNA test can/should be carried out when in doubt. That is to say if you've slept with the woman before and believe for sure the
baby is not your!!!!

@OP you can tell you guy to visit the family of the gurl and let them know the truth or have her arrested for blackmailing!!!

. . . Oluwa menh! U hav done a really good job. Idowu is a bitch who has failed to realize the extent of her stupidity. In my place idowuogbo mean "raw shyte" and thus the name is a typical reflection of her personae.

the drug also called Rochi can be gotten in a big drug store. It ís normally nt supposed to be sold without doctors prescription. Bt because of the making quick cash of most chemist, they sell to any1. Its usually blue in colour and the tablet is a very tiny yet powerful intoxicant sold at 200-250 naira depending of where u are buying from. I remember back in my university days when i had to stop beer due to medication for almost 3 months, that was my new found "mr.get high". I used to drop it in my La Casera drink and even when my friends drank 8 bottles each of whateva brand of beer, i was still "higher" than them. Though i hav stopped for fear of adverse effect as a result of prolonged usage. It is commonly used for patients with mental disorder. For more info google the drug and its effects. It is also called "blue".

u hear say plane dey crash, u dey talk of air hostess job. Ok o! Gudluck without jona

seriously hate it when a girl tell me she made a mistake by cheating.

abacus: Many Thanks Mr.Fasola. Next time they never toy with their work again. Only fools blame LASG in the whole episode. Once again, kudos go to Fasola for his fatherly intervension.

. . . And only fools like u remain stupid. . -10,000

diz zit d bomb!

and this is comfortably sitting on d fröt page. . . Mehn! D moderators are high, while nairaland is standing on a long thing.

[quote author=BABE!]I'm gonna rep 9ja. I have only five (at the moment)--

M.I -- Forever.

M.I -- God Bless you.

M.I -- One Niara.

Bracket -- Ada Owerri

Ducan Mighty -- Obianuju.

Bestest love songs![/quote]. . . Babe!shey them born us 2geda ni? Nice selection doh minus Ada Owerri.

@ poster, n all d while u neva bodad 2 check on him. Abi u dunt knw his hauz? Nw u wanna make us put all the blame on him. What ís the big deal in begging+even kneeling down for the one u love wen u offend them. IMO, u wanted out and was looking 4 a reason. Sadly, he gave u one. Am out.

hefner: ...becuase you own her, or you created her life. It's only if she is dumb or has no one to fight for her. If it were my sis, you and your entire genealogy and generation will follow suit. Your profile reads that you are "hidden in God" Really?!! and you store this kind of thought inside you?



... bluffing na mouth your type dey get.

. . . So u wanna tell us thats what ur mamma and sisters are into?

@op, such a waste of sperm. Ur papie wud hav done well by using a condom.

flingstone: Why are ya'all talkin like you arent educated. I am sorry for sounding like this but i was just hit under the belt and i am talking for a couple of my brothers in this race.
If you are not well informed please kindly ask questions.
I happen to be incharge of the ATM machines in my branch and a couple of the ATM outta my branch. Believe me this is one of the most stressful and dangerous department to work in. You are meant to always make sure the ATMs are working and disoensing cash. Most of the problems that are assocaited with this machines are usuallu due to the customers inability to heed to instrustions. Many of ya'all do not read notices wherever you are and you just walk up to an ATM machine without reading what was posted around there and transact your transaction to the best of your knowledge.
Now when the ATM doesnt dispense cash, it could be either the ATMs fault or the users fault. How can you call an institution that you had the trust to entrust your money to thieves. For example i read where someone said the bank staff must have done it deliberately. Why do you think banker are well paid? We have the highest degree of integrity and not interested in any shady means of acquiring wealth.
Now for example, the ATMs are actually designed to ONLY dispense 40 notes of any currency. meaning if the notes in the machine is N1000 bills, it should only have to dispense N40,000 and this is only possible in an ideal situation. most of our naira bills are not good and thanks to all of us for not protectin our currency well. the central bank cannot keep producing new bills everytime and even when they did for example the new N20 bill, what did we do it it? the N20 is not the worst bill in circulation right now and it was actually produced using the most expensive material because it was assumed it was the most circulated bill. Now because of the state of the bills, some backs actually advise that you only withdraw N20,000 once at a time and sometimes it could also fail you. When this does, the bank is not happy. We believe in balancing to the last kobo and having an overage in the ATM is as bad as having a shortage. your ATM must be at a nil balance @ all times. now if you arent able to get your cash from the ATM, you are advised to report the incidence to the officer in charge and it MUST not take more than 24hrs for the reversal to be done. most times, it could even take just 5mins depending on the case if you are a customer to the bank on whose ATM you are using but if you are using another banks ATM, it should take only 5 working days because it would be treated like a clearing cheque if you know how a clearing cheque works.
The advent of the ATM is one of the best things that have happened in our great country and we should please encourage it and understand that it is a phase and very soon i promise that it would be 100% reliable.
I have been in involved in the ATM operation of my bank and i know what the job entails and believe me, we need all the encouragement we can get. Do you know that i actually work round the clock. my phone numbers are pasted around the ATM and at any time the machine isnt working i am called to come and fix it even if i am in church or with my wife, ! now dont u think that is like a sacrifice and we need all the loving we can get?

Please there is no fraud on the operation of the ATM and no bank staff is ready to take your money. we are the custodians of your wealth and as asuch i expect that since you entrusted your wealth to us, trust us to safe guard it for u.

I am sorry if my tone is kinda harsh but i think that i am speakin for every staff of our Nigerian banks that is involved directly in the running of out ATMs. We also promise to improve our services and with time, you get to love us in return, just please bear with us for now. Thanks

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@MrBjay, God blex u 4 ur input. Imo, u r supose 2 b a moderator 4 dis section.

yea, was played by my ex. Neva knew her so called neighbour, was shoving his di.ck in ha cunt.

gud day 2 d house. Though am a newbie here, i bliv ur contributions wud build me to a better or bad person. Am a guy who likes to makes his gals comfortable, treat them like a queen i believe they are and neva say No 2 a meaninful request. Bt tins are taking a bad turn 4 me as they always end up in anoda guys arm. Am begining to reconsider my stand from being that perfect Romeo to a "classical player". Nw i ask: is being good a problem? If yes, what steps should i take? Tnx as i duff my hat to ur replies.

Rocktation: It's amazing how every man wakes up these days and think that they can advice a woman. SMH.

. . . Its amazing that u have bin adviced yet ye has turn a blind eye and a deaf ear.

i believe its nt a gender thing but an individual decision. Smh on men and women who cheat. Its always dramatic.