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EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 2:17am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
Now changing the narrative, go back and check your first comment . You don't even understand yourself. You live in the US na only you dey US?
Go and read what I wrote again, I said the ban restricts anybody from the ban/paused countries from receiving immigration benefits until it’s lifted, and that’s the situation. Being able to summit your application is not an immigration benefit.
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 12:51am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
False narratives.
Baba forget that thing!
All those things you see online are not the reality here in the US. Although you might still successfully submit application but the case won't be adjudicated until the pause/ban is lifted (and this is indefinite) Millions of applicants are stranded with no headway but if you go online; they paint it as though its 'scrutinization' process but its a lie. There is an underground plot to starve immigrants by depriving them immigration benefits, until they get so frustrated and self-deport. You can go to reddit.com and see the reality for yourself
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 12:42am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
Get your facts right, people are still getting married and putting in their papers.
Stop depending on them say them say; I live in the US and I'm telling you whats happening. You might successfully put in you application but adjudication is completely paused indefinitely for those countries (Majorly African countries); This is the reality on ground
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 9:46pm On May 14
JimmySwaggart:
U either hook up an akata, pay well and do a court marriage or use the money renew your visa by proceeding to PhD.
Even that one won’t work; the ban restricts anybody from ban countries from receiving ANY immigration benefits in the US.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump’s Logistics Convoy In China by elasticlala: 10:38am On May 14
Imagine! if it were to be Nigerian politicians, that’s when the convoy will start moving haphazardly, & at an unimaginable speed, without regards to anything else
HealthRe: Number Of People Receiving Treatment For HIV In States In Nigeria (May 2026) by elasticlala: 3:59pm On May 13
Prove the number and the percentage of people infected
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Peter Obi Wears “OK” Shirt While Kwankwaso Doesn’t by elasticlala: 9:37pm On May 09
Richtaiwo:
The funniest political fantasy flying around today is the idea that Kwankwaso would agree to deputise Pitobi. The gap is simply too wide. Kwankwaso is a 2-term governor, former legislator, former minister, and a PhD holder with decades of political structure and experience behind him.

So how exactly do people expect a man with such credentials to line up behind someone who finished third despite all the online noise and turned a 4- academic year course into a six-session struggle? Apart from the court judgment that handed him the governorship, what exactly is the intimidating political achievement here? Social media hype is not governance.
How did Professor Osibanjo become the vice president to Buhari; the NEPA bill certificate holder ?
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Should Allow China Manage Electricity Sector For 20 Years - Goje by elasticlala: 10:42pm On May 08
That would be the beginning of the end.
PoliticsRe: 10 Soldiers Detained For Leaking Justice Crack's Custody Details by elasticlala:
I just said not long ago, that the Nigerian military is part of the security challenges Nigerians face. This is just another proof. Criminals at the very top, who would do everything possible to coverup the truth. How on earth would these ones defend a nationhuh

No wonder they couldn’t successfully execute a coup in a time when everyone expected them to do something sensible; they are even more corrupt than the politicians. Fools!
PoliticsRe: Nearly 1,000 Insurgents, Families Surrender In North-east – Nigerian Army by elasticlala: 12:10pm On May 07
The Nigerian Army is a big part of the security challenges in Nigeria
CrimeRe: Suspected Bandit Attempts To Disarm Police Operatives During Arrest by elasticlala: 12:52pm On Apr 24
What is this recent series of police success stories all about ?
CrimeRe: 2025 Ekiti Church Attack: Police Arrest 33 Suspected Terrorists (Video) by elasticlala: 8:50pm On Apr 22
How did you arrest this number of people with such ammunitions and there wasn’t any resistant from their side in shooting huh The story get as e be
PoliticsRe: 2027: I Am Jagaban, They Can't Scare Me - Tinubu by elasticlala: 10:34pm On Apr 16
Evil in human form
PoliticsRe: The Coming Of American Troops Has Worsened Security Situation – Solomon Dalong by elasticlala: 10:34pm On Apr 11
Coming of America in what sense? What is their role in the insecurity ? What is Nigerian government doing about it? Useless government. Let everybody have their own weapon and see if fear will allow those bastards calling themselves terrorist come and attack boldly. Anyway, all of these will end soon either peacefully or forcefully.
PoliticsRe: Maritime Revenue Jumps From ₦700 Billion To ₦1.83 Trillion In 2 Years - Oyetola by elasticlala: 9:10pm On Apr 10
Unfortunately, the value of the N700b two years ago is about the same as the value of the N1.8T today. Nothing changes.
PoliticsRe: Peripatetic Politician Who Finished Third In 2023 - Bayo Onanuga Mocks Obi by elasticlala: 10:29pm On Apr 06
Odin13:
Watery and empty rant by a man without wisdom..

What’s his point ?

What sense is he trying to make ?

What’s he defending and who’s interest..

Just yapping

This tinubu spokesmen self .. common sense is not never common.

Stupid and careless
I have always known this Bayo guy to be a fool but I never knew he was this foolish
CrimeRe: Dozens Killed By Herdsmen In Mbalom, Gwer East, Benue Attack (Photos) by elasticlala: 7:40pm On Apr 05
Where are the IDIOTS shouting sovereignty sovereignty sovereignty …huh?
PoliticsRe: You Will Never Be President - Fani-Kayode Slams Peter Obi Over NADECO Comment by elasticlala:
APC member always talking like they are God. The day he becomes president; you will go hang yourself; fool.

Bwala did more than this; global disgrace disgrace humbled him, Reno omokri did more than this; what did he get; global disgrace. Your own nemesis part 2 awaits you
PoliticsRe: Alex Barbir Ordered To Leave Nigeria - Bashir Ahmad by elasticlala: 1:25pm On Apr 02
helinues:
I support. Infact, they should target more USA citizens in Nigeria inciting the insecurity in the country,

We know they have no good intentions about us.

The same Americans that millions are now living in their cars, van, bus, truck moving from one place to another as the housing cost is unbearable.

The situation is getting worst daily but I have never seen any of their government officials talking about it not these pokenosers that's about to be deported said peem about it
Do you live in America?
Have you ever been there ?
CrimeRe: Alex Barbir Narrates Gruesome Killings In Jos by elasticlala: 12:17pm On Apr 02
Only idiots wouldn’t agree
CrimeRe: Nigeria Cannot Keep Bleeding’ - CAN Reacts To Palm Sunday Attack In Jos North by elasticlala: 1:09am On Mar 31
Authoreety:
Honestly, this thing is getting out of hand...

So at this age and time, Nigeria can't use technology to mark these guys...

Wts going on?
It is not getting out of hand... it has long gotten out of hand; the only thing is that people are just noticing it.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Troops Move To Hotels And Offices After Iranian Attacks On Bases by elasticlala: 1:49pm On Mar 26
Food4Thought:
And the US sustains hitting of targets on Iran.
Let me ask,from which bases are they launching the strikes?
How many US soldiers were killed in the strikes?
The Ayatollah terrorists regime sympathisers refused to think analytically.
Those ones are APC people, devoid of reasoning capability
BusinessRe: Lady Wants To Marry Otedola' Son, Fewa by elasticlala: 5:39pm On Mar 12
She's really beautiful
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Residents In Kano’s Sundu And Yanoko Communities by elasticlala: 4:19pm On Mar 12
Tinubu’s wife said it’s a normal thing since election is coming… éwùrè
CrimeRe: 4 Police Officers Remanded For Killing 7 Owode-Onirin Traders by elasticlala: 9:16pm On Mar 11
Boko haram in police; what do you expect
FamilyRe: My Wife Isn't Adding Any Value To My Life by elasticlala: 9:36pm On Mar 08
Yours is still better; just try to talk with her
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas Prices Rise As Petrol Hike Bites Harder by elasticlala: 12:22pm On Mar 05
When crude price increases, the government gets richer but the people get poorer
FamilyRe: Man Ends 3 Months Marriage As Wife Refuses To Join His Church by elasticlala: 7:57pm On Mar 04
That’s what happens when you rush into something.
Is that not supposed to have been settled before marriage huh
PoliticsRe: Throwback Photos Of Buhari And Ayatollah Khamenei by elasticlala: 10:54am On Mar 01
loveth360:
US and civilized world also said ipob are not terrorists group.

Na APC Canada court declared terrorist sef.
Don’t waste your time responding to fools
CareerRe: Workplace Bully Won't Stop – How Do I Handle This Without Police Wahala? by elasticlala: 1:19pm On Feb 27
In ALL you do, avoid Nigerian police👮
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Buys ₦350M Duplex For Her 10-Year-Old Son, King Andre by elasticlala: 12:21am On Feb 27
The kind of meaningless life most Nigerians love to live

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