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Crime › Re: EFCC To Probe VeryDarkMan, Deji Adeyanju Over Alleged Terrorism Financing by elasticlala: 2:10am On Jun 20
I'm more concerned that the fool who submitted the petition bears the same name as me.
Crime › Re: Court Sentences Hauwa’u Mukhtar To Death By Hanging by elasticlala: 10:53pm On Jun 16
Nigeria judiciary is gone
Politics › Re: 3,740 Repentant Boko Haram Members & Their Families Reintegrated In Borno by elasticlala: 2:48am On Jun 16
The north is taking advantage of the stupidity of southern leaders.
Family › Re: Single Mothers, Why Did You Leave Your Baby Daddy? by elasticlala: 5:37pm On Jun 15
SixSeven:
But that exactly is the question. Maybe you read it with a biased mind

Question repeated here 👇

Single mum to single mum Y did you leave your baby daddy
Ok. Consider revising the title on the treat
Politics › Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Withdraws Support For Atiku by elasticlala: 5:26pm On Jun 15
This guy is just one very foolish cat who thinks he is a lion
Family › Re: Single Mothers, Why Did You Leave Your Baby Daddy? by elasticlala: 5:25pm On Jun 15
SixSeven:
But that exactly is the question. Maybe you read it with a biased mind

Question repeated here 👇

Single mum to single mum Y did you leave your baby daddy
You are the one who still didn’t get it. Your question assumes that being a single mother is ALWAYS as a result of the woman leaving the man. However, some Women lost their husbands while they were pregnant, some were victims of rape… I can go on and on
Family › Re: Single Mothers, Why Did You Leave Your Baby Daddy? by elasticlala: 5:09pm On Jun 15
The question is already biased. Have you ever taken the time to ask about the circumstances that lead women to become single mothers?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Lebanon's Attack Was Small, Didn't warrant A Retaliation - Trump Tells Israel by elasticlala: 7:19pm On Jun 14
Make the Prime Minister of Israel the president of Nigeria for two months….. all these terrorist nonsense will be history.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Mourns Retired Gen Rabe, Vows Not Bow To Bandits' demand by elasticlala: 11:12am On Jun 14
How could you have bowed down when you aren't in their captivity? Let them kidnap you first, then make that statement. It's easy to talk when you're standing safely on the mountain.
Politics › Re: "Only God Can End Nigeria’s Insecurity" - Matawalle by elasticlala: 5:53am On Jun 14
Politics › Re: Christopher Musa Challenges Nigerian Youths To Lead Fight Against Insecurity by elasticlala: 6:15pm On Jun 13
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Kidnapped General Rabe Abubakar Dies In Captivity by elasticlala: 1:50pm On Jun 13
CodeTemplar:
With this one now. Many generals will be supportive of anything to get rid of the present govt. Yekini is playing hard ball by preparing to rig convincingly and fend of coup plots against him.
Nobody want to truly fight insecurity.
Unfortunately, this won’t be the case, cos most of the top Generals are part of the corruption that brought the country to its knees.
Crime › Re: ‘Repentant’ Bandits Kill Eight Soldiers In Kaduna Ambush by elasticlala: 10:10pm On Jun 09
Same 8 that were beheaded few days ago or another set ?
Crime › Re: RCCG Pastor Gbenga Sanny Kidnapped In Ondo, Wife Escapes Attack by elasticlala: 10:04pm On Jun 09
Why are you using such photo of the police officer ?
Are you trying to say the officer is happy that the pastor has been kidnapped ?
Politics › Re: DSS Arraigns Paul Oweleke Over Alleged Social Media Call For Military Coup by elasticlala: 10:02pm On Jun 09
This is the type of case that DSS is always happy to take up..
Politics › Re: Insecurity, Hardship May Stop Tinubu’s Re-Election – Dalung by elasticlala: 10:39am On Jun 09
There are no better metrics for measuring performance in governance than these..
In his own words; Òlúlè - he has failed
Education › Re: Rachael Alamu Speaks In New Video, Reveals What The Bandits Want by elasticlala: 6:08pm On Jun 08
Whatever she’s saying now is strictly what she’s been asked to say.
Crime › Re: Suspected Bandits "From Chad & Sudan" Caught In Ikorodu, Lagos by elasticlala: 1:27am On Jun 08
favor914:
Where is the the customs & immigration service?
Those ones are only for imported vehicles and international passports 🫣
Crime › Re: Army Frees 360 Kidnapped Victims In The Mandara Mountains In Borno State by elasticlala: 4:36pm On Jun 07
Nice one, but the person generating these reports should go and learn how to use AI properly, instead of relying on these overused report templates
Politics › Re: Tinubu Has Deployed Full-Scale Rescue Operation For Kidnapped Schoolchildren by elasticlala: 4:28pm On Jun 06
Ejyksneh:
How
When
What
Who?
Who will believe, no one, no not one
Audio rescue just to fulfil all righteousness... grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Mountain Of Fire: MFM Suspends Vigils Nationwide Over Security Concerns by elasticlala: 12:16pm On Jun 06
This is certainly gonna be worse than Covid-19 lockdowns
Crime › Re: Ifechukwu Dennis Arrested By Police For Making A Fake Tinubu Voice - Onanuga by elasticlala: 11:44pm On Jun 04
OgbeniOja1:
But them no fit track and arrest bandits. Clowns. I'm disappointed in the government
Very useless people
Crime › Re: Owo Church Attack: Court Sentences 4 Al-shabaab Terrorists To Death By Hanging by elasticlala: 2:12pm On Jun 03
Gbadugbakun:
They should make their execution public like in the military days as warning to those who are towing that path.

All these audio death sentences isn't what we want at a time like this.
Are we sure these are not what the Oyo kidnappers are requesting for in exchange of the kidnapped victims ?
Since that time, why now? Suddenly ?
They might have sentenced them to death so that they can take them out if the prison and hand them over to the terrorist, giving the impression that they have been executed, ….. & adding more to the existing security challenges 😴
I don’t trust the Government, I don’t trust the Judiciary
Health › Re: Numbers Of Newly Tested HIV Positive Patients In Nigeria In The Last 3 Months by elasticlala: 9:50pm On Jun 02
Lets see the ratios based on the population of those states
Business › Re: Have You Ever Dropped From Grace To Grass Financially? How Did You Handle It? by elasticlala: 2:49pm On Jun 02
I have been there.
If you ever find yourself there, it’s not for you to worn yourself out; you simply & sincerely cry for grace from the one who gives grace, work hard with divine instructions, and you will bounce back with much more than you even had. However, remember that time and chance happen to everything.
Crime › Re: Reporters Interview Kidnappers Arrested In Ogun State Forest (Video by elasticlala: 2:20pm On Jun 02
These are not the ones entering villages, killing people, burning houses and raping women. I bet you, these are low stakes knife and cut to size guns kidnappers. Those ones hardly get caught and when they are caught, no one goes there to interview them,; we only read it as headlines and that’s all. Interviewing these ones and calling their names, to me is like trying to drive a narrative that the Fulani’s aren’t the ones doing all of the evil but I am very sure they are the ones carrying out the most grievous atrocities in helpless communities all over the country
Crime › Re: NSCDC Commander Faults Police Report On Personnel’s Death by elasticlala: 6:41pm On Jun 01
Funkyswagzz:
Even the so called nscdc hands are not clean
Absolutely!
Just that in the kingdom of LIES and wuruwuru, Naija police na king
Crime › Re: NSCDC Commander Faults Police Report On Personnel’s Death by elasticlala:
Just imagine! Nigeria Police is a criminal organization
Agriculture › Re: Inside A Multi-Million Naira Resort Farms In Nasarawa, Nigeria (Video) by elasticlala: 6:12pm On Jun 01
tammyf:
herds men never remember this place ...

Meanwhile i dedicate my FTC to the fast Glo network for my area.... first time after years of being a member of NL.
Exactly my thoughts.
There is a saying that "one should be weary of an old man in a village where no one grows old"
Crime › Re: Rabe Abubakar & Wife Kidnapped In Katsina by elasticlala: 11:23am On May 31

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