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FashionRe: Hair Vendor Sells Fake Hair To Lady For 1.7 Million Naira (video) by elasticlala: 3:20pm On May 17, 2025
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CrimeRe: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by elasticlala: 7:32pm On May 16, 2025
Emmastan291:
Imagine training your child from Nursey school to 400 Level University stage only to hear that she died via this way...

May She rest in peace and may the Policemen that contributed to her death bear the consequences.
When you see some people on this platform celebrating the death of police officer than the death of an armed robber, you won’t understand. When such people dedicate the rest of their lives fighting the police both physical and spiritual, they would begin to seek public sympathy.

Personally, nothing irritates me as much as a police officer jumping in front of a vehicle cracking gum just to stop a vehicle that they do not even know who is in it.

May sorrow never cease from the house of whoever committed this crime.
PoliticsRe: Troops Bust Mahmuda Camp, Arrest 12 In Kainji Lake Sweep by elasticlala: 2:03pm On May 12, 2025
bestman09:
Terrorists that they should have eliminated instantly instead of wasting time and resources feeding them and they may end up releasing them as repentant terrorists.
I said this over and over again but some people are too shallow in thinking, to understand.


Why is it that the military always arrest bandits whenever they encounter them in the north but when they get to the south, they open fire on suspects in every of their operations. They are fooling themselves, no me.
CrimeRe: Court Jails 32 Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan, Osogbo (photos) by elasticlala: 10:00pm On May 09, 2025
Seems like EFCC is only meant for yahoo boys these days. They are always proactive when it comes to yahoo boys but politicians ? 😶‍🌫️
CelebritiesRe: EFCC Grants VeryDarkMan Bail, Reveals Why He Was Arrested by elasticlala: 12:21pm On May 06, 2025
SeeWahala:
Mschew didn't Rufai oseni finally say the truth in his report? undecided EFCC are the usual toothless chiwawa dogs of the FG under tilumbu cool

No LeVo tongue
Don’t mind those idiots that were calling Rufai names. . The fools have been blindfolded such that no matter what the government does, they will always see it as the right thing.
PoliticsRe: God May Not Have Destined You To Rule Nigeria — Bwala To Atiku by elasticlala: 10:27am On May 06, 2025
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Kill Two, Abduct Businessman In Ogun, Flee To Benin Republic With Victim by elasticlala: 1:17pm On May 02, 2025
How did they escape ? Where did they pass, with all the numerous military and police extortion points on every direction around that axis?
EducationRe: Why Do Many Facebook Profiles Lie About Their School by elasticlala: 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2025
Humans lie about everything; not just Facebook profile
PoliticsRe: Apc Attracting Politicians Like A Magnet by elasticlala: 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2025
If PDP is truly dead like APC said, and those who killed it are decamping to APC, and APC is happy, then APC is about to die.
Only God knows what happens next anyway. If small David could kill Goliath, God can use a “small” political party to disgrace APC . Then they will know that the most high rules in the kingdom of men.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Heading To A New Direction, A New Path" - Okowa Addresses Constituents by elasticlala: 2:51pm On Apr 23, 2025
Printerscanner:
This thing still dey pain you. When you hear Bitter Obi sing ON YOUR MANDATE I SHALL STAND, shey your heart no go break into pieces like this?
No, it’s not paining me for me; it’s only paining me for you and the innocent Nigerians whose fates are currently determined by a groups of sycophants in the political space.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Heading To A New Direction, A New Path" - Okowa Addresses Constituents by elasticlala: 2:41pm On Apr 23, 2025
fergie001:
It is unclear if the former Delta Governor was speaking about his rumoured defection to the APC or the Coalition


- Former Delta State Governor Ifeanyi Okowa has communicated with his constituents, stating that he is embarking on a new path, the details of which he will reveal soon.
That was the exact statement Wike made before he went to APC and became nuisance to the society
PoliticsRe: Reuben Abati Reacts To Baba Ahmed's Position On Tinubu Ahead Of 2027 Elections by elasticlala: 9:48am On Apr 22, 2025
Same country where people are dying like flies everyday. You are not quick to talk about the calamity that has befall the people but swift to respond to issues relating to 2027 which is not even near. None of you guys are sure to be alive by next week, yet, you brag about the future like you own it.
Problems everywhere and no one cares to talk about it; all you fools care about is how to remain in power, doing nothing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Everton Vs Manchester City (0 - 2) On 19 April 2025 by elasticlala: 2:33pm On Apr 19, 2025
Draw game
CareerRe: ₦550k Still Looks Small As A Salary by elasticlala: 2:30pm On Apr 19, 2025
How many homes in Nigeria earn up to 300k monthly ?
BusinessRe: Pre-wedding Picture Of Billionaire Don Okonkwo's Son Ahead Of Society Wedding by elasticlala: 7:31pm On Apr 18, 2025
What is the essence of the word “billionaire”” in the title?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Navy Seizes Over 1,300 Bags Of Smuggled Foreign Rice by elasticlala: 3:56am On Apr 17, 2025
So, what’s next ?
PoliticsRe: Yobe To Reintegrate Ex-Boko Haram Members After De-Radicalisation by elasticlala: 10:34am On Apr 11, 2025
Our political leaders from the south, east, & west are all fools.
Christianity EtcRe: Ask Your Brothers In America, They Are Crying Now - David Ibiyeomie by elasticlala: 9:16pm On Apr 10, 2025
How on earth is America hotter than Nigeria?
Seems he doesn’t have any idea of what’s going on in Nigeria… no matter how bad America is, it’s not in anyway comparable to Nigeria. It’s even safer to be an illegal immigrant in the US than be a physically free person in Nigeria and yet under political and economic bondage, aggravated by endless insecurity.
PoliticsRe: APC Says Tinubu Won’t Be Defeated Like Jonathan In 2027 Over Insecurity by elasticlala: 2:44pm On Apr 09, 2025
April FOOL talk, all the way from 2025.
Fools always sound like he would cast votes on behalf of all Nigerians.
PoliticsRe: Tope Fasua: You Can Get A Meal For ₦2,500 In Lekki: Tinubu's Aide Defends Naira by elasticlala: 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2025
You can’t defend APC without being a fool
TravelRe: Why Does Abroad Make people Look Fresh? by elasticlala: 3:18pm On Apr 08, 2025
The sun in Nigeria is demonic. It takes just few hours after landing in Abuja, for my face to suddenly became dark & my look becomes my_look + 15 years, while the other parts of my body that are not exposed to sun, remains light and fresh.
Also, the struggle for every single thing in Naija is enough to affect your entire being. It doesn’t matter if you have money or not; you must experience several difficulties along the line.
In fact the last time I was in Naija for just 1.5 months, I lost erection and felt something was wrong with me… but since I returned back to the US, my dick wakes me up every morning.
TravelRe: Everything Is Not About Money– Nurse Judith On Leaving US For Nigeria by elasticlala: 11:14pm On Apr 07, 2025
She’s not sincere; they should ask her how long she’s been in the USA.
Most of us are not planing to live all our lives in the US, if I have the kind the money that would give me the kind of life I want, I would prefer to live somewhere in Nigeria not because Nigeria is a better place but e get why.
CrimeRe: Punish Perpetrators Of Uromi Killings, Others – PFN Charges FG by elasticlala: 2:47pm On Apr 04, 2025
maasoap:
You are not happy with their stand on this? I wish your family was among the victims
Don’t get it twisted. It’s not about the victims but the several people making statements on it. I do not support jungle justice in any way, I hate it more than anything but it irritates me seeing people who pretend to be dumb when other people die, suddenly gain their voices and cry aloud than a horn speaker. Where on earth have you even heard individuals or groups telling a government what to do? Are there no laws governing the land? If it has now gotten to a point where people tell a government what to do, in a situation with such a grievous offense, then, there probably wasn’t any government. Do you have any idea of the number of people that have been kidnapped, rapped? & killed in that community by herdsmen ? Where were all these guys making statements now?
CrimeRe: Punish Perpetrators Of Uromi Killings, Others – PFN Charges FG by elasticlala: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2025
geoworldedu:
Philosopher Hippocrate of blessed memory will be angry at you for calling all these unintelligent comments Hippocratic. Maybe you wanted saying hypocritic though.
Thank you, it was an error… I meant the latter
CrimeRe: Punish Perpetrators Of Uromi Killings, Others – PFN Charges FG by elasticlala:
Hypocritical comments everywhere🤨
PoliticsRe: I Will Sack You If APC Does Not Do Well In FCT Elections - Tinubu Tells Wike by elasticlala: 8:27pm On Mar 30, 2025
MrCGPA:
So You are Expecting Wike to Win FCT when your Policies are Making Life Unbearable for Citizen in Abuja. Let's watch and see how it goes.
The way the politicians talk most times, you would wonder if the minister of FCT is expected to vote on-behalf of the people.
CrimeRe: Edo Man Hacks Brother To Death Over Disagreement by elasticlala: 2:29am On Mar 30, 2025
Edo again?
CrimeRe: Edo State Lynching: Police Arrest 14 Suspects by elasticlala: 1:39am On Mar 29, 2025
Enwhen:
Can the govt also be swift like this in apprehending killer herdsmen which is the root cause of this jungle justice ?
Don’t mind the idiots. If they were doing their jobs, it wouldn’t have degenerated to a point where the community people would be the ones trying to watch their backs
CrimeRe: I Abducted Late Reverend Father Okechukwu In Kaduna Because I Needed ₦‎200,000 by elasticlala: 9:33am On Mar 28, 2025
Why was the name withheld ?
Anyway, from the face, you can rightly guess the possible name.
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by elasticlala: 9:23am On Mar 28, 2025
Violating speed limit law in the US is $10 , Lagos wants to do now and it’s N50,000.
You ask yourself if the essences is actually the safety of the people or to exploit them… This would mostly result in further crimes cos whoever exceeds that limit and doesn’t have the money, would try to find an escape route and that invariably becomes even more dangerous.
TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by elasticlala: 9:23am On Mar 28, 2025
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