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CrimeRe: Owo Church Attack: Court Sentences 4 Al-shabaab Terrorists To Death By Hanging by elasticlala: 2:12pm On Jun 03
Gbadugbakun:
They should make their execution public like in the military days as warning to those who are towing that path.

All these audio death sentences isn't what we want at a time like this.
Are we sure these are not what the Oyo kidnappers are requesting for in exchange of the kidnapped victims ?
Since that time, why now? Suddenly ?
They might have sentenced them to death so that they can take them out if the prison and hand them over to the terrorist, giving the impression that they have been executed, ….. & adding more to the existing security challenges 😴
I don’t trust the Government, I don’t trust the Judiciary
HealthRe: Numbers Of Newly Tested HIV Positive Patients In Nigeria In The Last 3 Months by elasticlala: 9:50pm On Jun 02
Lets see the ratios based on the population of those states
BusinessRe: Have You Ever Dropped From Grace To Grass Financially? How Did You Handle It? by elasticlala: 2:49pm On Jun 02
I have been there.
If you ever find yourself there, it’s not for you to worn yourself out; you simply & sincerely cry for grace from the one who gives grace, work hard with divine instructions, and you will bounce back with much more than you even had. However, remember that time and chance happen to everything.
CrimeRe: Reporters Interview Kidnappers Arrested In Ogun State Forest (Video by elasticlala: 2:20pm On Jun 02
These are not the ones entering villages, killing people, burning houses and raping women. I bet you, these are low stakes knife and cut to size guns kidnappers. Those ones hardly get caught and when they are caught, no one goes there to interview them,; we only read it as headlines and that’s all. Interviewing these ones and calling their names, to me is like trying to drive a narrative that the Fulani’s aren’t the ones doing all of the evil but I am very sure they are the ones carrying out the most grievous atrocities in helpless communities all over the country
CrimeRe: NSCDC Commander Faults Police Report On Personnel’s Death by elasticlala: 6:41pm On Jun 01
Funkyswagzz:
Even the so called nscdc hands are not clean
Absolutely!
Just that in the kingdom of LIES and wuruwuru, Naija police na king
CrimeRe: NSCDC Commander Faults Police Report On Personnel’s Death by elasticlala:
Just imagine! Nigeria Police is a criminal organization
AgricultureRe: Inside A Multi-Million Naira Resort Farms In Nasarawa, Nigeria (Video) by elasticlala: 6:12pm On Jun 01
tammyf:
herds men never remember this place ...

Meanwhile i dedicate my FTC to the fast Glo network for my area.... first time after years of being a member of NL.
Exactly my thoughts.
There is a saying that "one should be weary of an old man in a village where no one grows old"
CrimeRe: Rabe Abubakar & Wife Kidnapped In Katsina by elasticlala: 11:23am On May 31
TravelRe: Police Officers Stop To Help An Accident Victim In Nasarawa (Video) by elasticlala: 1:38pm On May 29
Godspowerpro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVz5XrZMlWk




GODSPOWERPROJECT
This should have been news if the police officers weren’t on duty.
PoliticsRe: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by elasticlala: 12:47pm On May 29
Simongm:
Enter Nigeria first na, you will know whether its failed or not.
He’s a Nigerian and he will enter and nothing will happen!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsman Confronts Man Recording His Cow In Abuja by elasticlala: 12:24pm On May 28
Cutezt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGSaKwJvsHw
Where is Nyeaon Wike ?
Someone is trespassing his Abuja
CelebritiesRe: Bayo Onanuga Called For Arrest Of VDM Based On Doctored Video - PIDOMNIGERIA by elasticlala: 10:07pm On May 27
givedemwotowoto:
Basically, VDM posted a video of Tinubu asking to not be re-elected if he doesn't provide steady power after 4 years.

They're upset about him posting this video, so they decide to doctor the video, so they can arrest him based on the doctored version. Note that the doctored version doesn't exist anywhere on his page.

They want to use the courts to keep him in detention and slow him down like they're doing to El-Rufai.

Meanwhile a teacher was beheaded in Oyo but everywhere is quiet.
Bayo Onanuga is a big fool
CelebritiesRe: VeryDarkMan Will Face The Law For Posting Tinubu’s Fake Audio – Bayo Onanuga by elasticlala: 6:34pm On May 27
dre11:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/27/vdm-will-face-the-law-for-posting-tinubus-fake-audio-presidency-vows/
Oh, really?
I never even knew there was law in Nigeria, let alone that it carries any weight. Funny how you never once said the bandits should face the full weight of the law.

I’m not surprised you sound like an idiot by default; I’m only surprised that so many NL members think you’ve actually said something sensible.
CrimeRe: Ex-Governor's Aide, Nura Garwa, Linked To Kidnap Syndicate In Katsina by elasticlala: 3:07pm On May 27
They will invite him, question him, and free him.....just to give the masses the impression that they are taking insecurity serious. Failed judiciary and failed/compromised security architecture
PoliticsRe: 30,000 Fulani Militants Fuelling Nigeria’s Insecurity – US Report by elasticlala: 12:59pm On May 27
DoTheNeedful:
They became powerful under a Fulani president, Buhari. Let us join hands together to vote another Fulani man, Atiku, as president in order to save us from them. grin
Tinubu doesn't think so; he said "Fulani and Yoruba are one".... that's why he doesn't feel there's any problem with security in Nigeria
CrimeRe: Chiwendu Achumba: Boyfriend Of Murdered Nurse Still In Police Cell by elasticlala: 12:53pm On May 27
sammirano:
Lawless septic of a country, why arrest him in the first place, when there isnt a concerte evidence linking him to the case, people needs to start suing these incomentent baboons in competent court for a good sum for their heads to reset.
Thy will still threaten him and want to empty his pocket before leaving him; criminals!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Return Home: Leave Their America by elasticlala: 12:47pm On May 27
True but its really not easy.
Car TalkRe: Bought A Brand New Toyota Hilux 2025,my Experience. by elasticlala: 7:03pm On May 26
SeaTrade:
I don't even like the truck,I just went for practicality and simplicity over fancy.
I had 3 choices,
Fortuner, Prado,Hilux GR or normal hilux.
Picked the cheapest option tbh grin

Anyways,it's done,too late for options now.
Tundra and Tacoma were not even in your consideration …. You no like them ni ?
PoliticsRe: APC 2027 Presidential Primary: Tinubu’s Vote By Geo-political Zone by elasticlala: 6:44pm On May 25
Falsified results.
These do not reflect the actual number of voters that participated.
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Officer Newton Isokpehi Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by elasticlala: 11:14am On May 22
Namaster:
In Nigeria, the ONLY difference between Police and TERRORISTS is UNIFORM.
That was before; today they use the same uniform 🤥… so, no difference at all
FamilyRe: Should Nigeria Introduce Mandatory DNA Testing At Birth? by elasticlala: 8:03pm On May 21
What is the percentage of pregnant women who go to hospital to deliver ?
Again, who bears the final implication ?
EducationRe: Tinubu Appoints Prof Segun Aina As New JAMB Registrar by elasticlala: 1:15pm On May 21
Wow! How time flies… He was a Lecturer I at Obafemi Awolowo University when I started my PhD in the same university. I always knew his eyes were more on political positions than academics 😃😃😃. Connections are good sha. Congrats to him.
CrimeRe: Newton Isokpehi: Forgive Me -Policeman Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by elasticlala: 1:07pm On May 21
Why would it be paining you that someone makes a video of you if your ways are truly right ?
You should even be happy about it. Whoever is afraid of the camera while on duty, is certainly having skeleton in their wardrobe
CrimeRe: Police Officer, Newton Isokpehi, Threatens To Shoot Anyone Recording Him On Duty by elasticlala: 1:01pm On May 21
These are the kind of people that are saddled with the responsibility of enforcing law and order. The problem of this country is certainly in its supposed solution to possible challenges
PoliticsRe: One Achievement Of Tinubu. (photo) by elasticlala: 9:12pm On May 20
Kdon2:
ASUU strike durations by administration:

🔴 Obasanjo (1999–2007) — 18 months
🔴 Yar’Adua (2007–2010) — 4 months
🔴 Jonathan (2010–2015) — 13 months
🔵 Buhari (2015–2023) — 21 months
🔵 Tinubu (2023–present) — 9 days

Buhari recorded 21 months of strikes during his eight-year tenure — the highest total since the return to democracy in 1999.


So far, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has recorded only 9 days of nationwide strike action as of May 2026.

TINUBU IS THE MOST STUDENT-FRIENDLY PRESIDENT EVER.
Fraudulent achievement by causing division among ASUU members ? Progress that’s always based on anarchy
PoliticsRe: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by elasticlala: 8:20pm On May 19
CrimeRe: No Foreign Soldier Involved In Ground Battle Against Al-Minuki - DHQ by elasticlala: 11:18pm On May 17
insidelife22:
Am sure those guys at Defence headquarters got nothing upstairs
That God you are seeing exactly what the guys are; very dumb set of people
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Confirms Killing Of Wanted IS Leader Abu-mainok In Lake Chad by elasticlala: 12:52pm On May 16
HumbleOptimist:
President Tinubu??
As Howhuh
Wetin Tinubu sabi for Securityhuh
Yes na !
Since Natayahu dey confirm, and Trump dey confirm, make him sef confirm as a president 😁😁😁. I wonder who dey advise this man
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 2:26am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
LOL 😅😆😀😆 see person that is living in the US. I am not disagreeing that it wasn't paused, it was but you can still put in your paperwork. On the contrary you said you can't do anything at all. I sent you my number call me on Whatsapp video. I dey Texas.
Nooooooo!
You got it all wrong; I said the person won’t be able to receive any immigration benefits until the ban is lifted because the cases won’t be adjudicated. Go read it again. Also, being able to submit an applicant ion is not an immigration benefit.
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 2:17am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
Now changing the narrative, go back and check your first comment . You don't even understand yourself. You live in the US na only you dey US?
Go and read what I wrote again, I said the ban restricts anybody from the ban/paused countries from receiving immigration benefits until it’s lifted, and that’s the situation. Being able to summit your application is not an immigration benefit.
EducationRe: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 12:51am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
False narratives.
Baba forget that thing!
All those things you see online are not the reality here in the US. Although you might still successfully submit application but the case won't be adjudicated until the pause/ban is lifted (and this is indefinite) Millions of applicants are stranded with no headway but if you go online; they paint it as though its 'scrutinization' process but its a lie. There is an underground plot to starve immigrants by depriving them immigration benefits, until they get so frustrated and self-deport. You can go to reddit.com and see the reality for yourself

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