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Politics › Re: ICC Dismisses Petition Seeking To Probe Kidnappings In Nigeria by elasticlala: 6:42pm On Sep 08
Normally, dem no mean well for Nigeria and Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Police Officers In Modakeke Disrupt Election Material Distribution With Teargas by elasticlala: 1:03pm On Aug 15
15 thousand policemen for the ballot 😇
Crime › Re: Is This The Boldest Criminal In Nigeria? (Video, Pictures) by elasticlala: 3:55pm On Aug 13
I really feel sorry for him. Look at how flat his tummy truly is. A thief with conscience! This one is even better than most of our politicians
Politics › Re: 15,000 Personnel To Be Deployed For Osun Poll - CP Election by elasticlala: 10:13pm On Aug 05
Sheuns:
Isn’t it better these men are deployed to bandit affected areas?
Just help me ask those idiots. It goes a long way to confirm that they don’t have the interest of the people. They are more interested in retaining power and kill the people.
Politics › Re: Osun Poll: Police Bar Amotekun, Vigilantes From Election Security by elasticlala: 6:48pm On Jul 30
When a dirty game is required; they use AIG
Crime › Re: Troops Foil Kidnap Attempts, Rescue Zamfara Polytechnic Rector by elasticlala: 1:05pm On Jul 30
Master2022:
Danja said troops responded swiftly and engaged the attackers with superior firepower, forcing them to flee and abandon their victims.
This part is always appearing in their reports. I have talked about copy and paste template of reporting from you guys over and over again. Everytime you guys claim you acted swiftly and use super power to force them away rather than killing even a single one of them… don’t force them away; that’s why they always come back. Kill them once and for all; I know it certainly didn’t happen this way sha…. Na fleshen up story with plenty spices to make it look like something I don’t want to say
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Desperate, He Can’t Fix Nigeria In Four Years - Oshiomhole by elasticlala: 6:39pm On Jul 28
He’s not fixing all the problems; he only wants to play his part to make the country better and give hope to the hopeless rather than being constantly retrogressed like your failed personal lord and savior
Foreign Affairs › Re: Tinubu Agrees To Meet South African Envoy by elasticlala: 7:11pm On Jul 27
Weakling 😔
Too bad …. How are the mighty fallen
Crime › Re: Bandits Kill 30 Including Women, Children In Kauru, Southern Kaduna by elasticlala: 3:50pm On Jul 27
The handwriting here is that of Fulani jihadist
Politics › Re: Get Off Your Rabid Movement, Tinubu Is Unifying The Nation - Nwabufo 2 Peter Obi by elasticlala: 11:49am On Jul 27
fergie001:
Fredrick Nwabufo
President Tinubu's SSA on Public Engagement
Coaxing political leaders into a single party is not the same as unifying a nation. Even if every political leader belonged to one party, that would not mean the country itself is united.

Anyone who believes Nigeria is moving towards genuine national unity is ignoring the reality before us. Nigeria has rarely been as deeply divided as it is today, and the signs are visible even to the blind.

Political uniformity is not national unity. Stop confusing the two, and stop living in delusion.
Crime › Re: DSS Arrests BOSYA President Samaila Kaigama Over Boko Haram Ransom by elasticlala: 10:32pm On Jul 26
givedemwotowoto:
This government is useless to Nigerians
Very useless. The country might even be better without government… cos even jungle still has order and territorial integrity
Celebrities › Re: Peller Is 21 And Jarvis Is 25 Years Old, Can This Relationship Work? by elasticlala: 6:54pm On Jul 26
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
The truth is that peller is about to embark on a journey of Had-i-know. Unfortunately people who are supposed to advise and call him to order are the same people buying his marriage aso-ebi angry
The people already know that it won’t scale but we live in a time where there are many people available to help you become whatever you want to be and even more people to help you spoil your life if you want it to spoil …
Crime › Re: ISWAP Senior Finance Chief Surrenders To Soldiers In Borno by elasticlala: 4:21pm On Jul 26
Politics › Re: Abati, Rufai Argue On Whether Tinubu's Forfeiture Case Was Settled In 2023 by elasticlala: 6:28pm On Jul 24
Gingerly:
I watched the show.
Abati said that the case of drug money forfeiture had been settled by the court but Rufai countered him saying that the court only said that documents relating to the issue were not presented to the court within the stipulated timeframe, so it doesn't mean that the issue of forfeiture has been settled.
Ojy and Rufai then asked Rufai whether or not the issue can still be brought up in court but Rufai was speechless and ashamed of himself.
You will always look stupid while defending nonsense.
Pls watch the video again and read through your write up. I think you meant to write “Abati” but wrote “Rufai”; especially the second to the last sentence
Politics › Re: They Recycled An Old Letter From Trump - Lauretta Onochie by elasticlala: 12:12pm On Jul 23
SixSeven:
It's not funny at all. What is the need for all the lies?
The matter tire everybody. When they realize that they don’t have what it takes to produce undeniable results; they try to boost their own credentials through lies and propaganda. Just seat down and take a deep look at the administration; look at the office holder and then you will know that Nigeria’s existence today is a miracle. Thieves, terrorist, rascals are unfortunately the people ruling this great nation
Politics › Re: They Recycled An Old Letter From Trump - Lauretta Onochie by elasticlala: 12:04pm On Jul 23
Nobody trust this government again. Too much lies, deceit, propaganda. All the attributes of devil na em them possess …
Politics › Re: Mutfwang Paid Compensation For Seized Civil War Property, Reaffirms Igbo Unity by elasticlala: 6:18pm On Jul 19
Why now?
Anything for 2027 election 😵‍💫
Foreign Affairs › Re: New York Mayor: We’re Considering Arresting Netanyahu At UNGA by elasticlala: 6:06pm On Jul 19
This is exactly one of the concerns Trump has. There’s always a way they reason. No matter where they find themselves, they will come in sheep clothing and infiltrate other countries and start creating network of terrorism…sooner or later.
Crime › Re: Court Orders Final Forfeiture Of Aisha Achimugu’s N4.6bn Jewellery, N4.3bn Cars, by elasticlala: 7:40pm On Jul 16
Someone in the government will still steal it/from it…. Recovered items in Naija only shift from one criminal to another
Politics › Re: Buhari Left Flourishing Nigeria Behind – Ex-Minister Sirika Claims by elasticlala: 6:59pm On Jul 13
Let Bayo Onanuga respond to this on behalf of Tinubu 🥳
Crime › Re: Benue, Plateau Communities Hit By Fresh Attacks, 27 Killed by elasticlala: 2:30am On Jul 13
Today, I saw the corpses of innocent children, young girls, women, and other people living in some of the poorest human conditions. Their lives were cut short in the most senseless way. It left my heart incredibly heavy.

Two questions have continued to trouble me:

How does a human being pick up a machete or any weapon, deliberately take another person's life, watch them die, and then move on to attack someone else? What happens to a person's conscience for such cruelty to become possible?

How do Nigerian leaders witness tragedies like these and continue campaigning for elections as though nothing has happened? Do they ever stop to remember that those lives are gone forever? Do they reflect on whether they could have done more to protect their citizens? When those with the authority and resources to prevent violence fail to act, it raises profound questions about responsibility, leadership, and the value placed on human life.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Responds To The Arrest Of Nnamdi Kanu’s Doctor by elasticlala: 2:18pm On Jul 12
DSS is a collection of animals. The structure is destructive
Crime › Re: Update On Oyo Schoolchildren Rescue: 8 Kidnappers Arrested! by elasticlala: 11:44pm On Jul 10
Pootle:
we need pictures and videos, of the carcass of the fallen and arrested kidnappers.

or we dont believe it was a rescue but a ransom was paid
God bless you for that.
They already knew questions would follow and trued to frame the story as if we are all fools. I can tell you for free, a single hair didn’t drop from the kidnappers’ hair. It was just a transaction that has happened and nothing else. The kidnappers/terrorist are there among the living. Nobody was arrested … it’s all lies … same lies. They pulled the video fo the victims that were rescued and yet none for the arrested or the ones they claimed they neutralized
Health › Re: 300-Bed Enugu International Hospital Now 99% Complete (Video, Pictures) by elasticlala: 11:49am On Jul 08
Imagine all of this in Yahaya Bello’s pocket
Business › Re: "I Never Made ₦2.5 Million" – Corn Seller Retracts Claim, Asks For Help by elasticlala: 4:04pm On Jul 07
Is the first video not AI generated ?
Politics › Re: 2027: Peter Obi Is Inconsequential – Kenneth Okonkwo by elasticlala: 6:49pm On Jul 03
This idiot again ??
Romance › Re: I'm Beginning To Believe That Marriage Brings Good Luck To A Man! by elasticlala: 12:24am On Jul 03
Isn't the saying, "He who finds a wife..."? I thought it was "he who finds a wife," not "he who finds a woman." 🤔

Your storyline reminds me of a pretty girl who lived on my street in Ile-Ife back then. I was told that she was quite "loose," but she had one unusual reputation: any guy who slept with her somehow became lucky in life: they either won the lottery or ended up traveling abroad! 😁
NYSC › Re: What Do You Think About The New NYSC Reforms? by elasticlala: 1:10pm On Jul 01
It’s a plan of new wine in old bottles
Family › Re: Please Help! I'm Getting Tired Of My 3months Old Marriage by elasticlala: 7:47pm On Jun 27
The information you provided isn't enough for anyone to give meaningful advice on what you should do. Also, don't let people on Nairaland—many of whom don't know the full details of your situation and may not even have experience in relationships or marriage—be the ones directing your decisions about your marriage.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Politicians Are Notorious For Document Forgery, USCIS Tells Court by elasticlala: 5:48pm On Jun 23
Our only crime in the USA is being Nigerian. The corrupts cases taken with levity in Nigeria is now rubbing on us all over the work. Some of us have never been politicians and never committed any crime while in Nigeria but just being a Nigerian in foreign land has become a generational curse.

I pray God just make a way for the innocent Nigerians wherever they are.
Crime › Re: ‘repentant’ Bandits Kill Grandson Of District Head, Kidnap 9 Others In Kaduna by elasticlala: 2:31am On Jun 20
The government of Nigeria is very foolish

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