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CelebritiesRe: My Second Marriage To Sandra Onyebuchenuya Has Ended - Frank Edoho Speaks by elasticlala: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2025
Even those that haven’t successfully kept a girlfriend for 2 months will be here saying nonsense. You think marriage these days is an easy task?

He could get married 20 times and divorce 20 times and yet the problem is not with him but the women. Some of you still think wives are easy to find in this generation… Dey play ()
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Visits Victims Of The Benue Attack At The Hospital. by elasticlala: 6:03pm On Jun 18, 2025
The one who was killed is gone, and the one who killed shall also die. Such is the balance and beauty of life
PropertiesRe: How Much Would It Cost To Build Something Like This? (picture) by elasticlala: 4:06pm On Jun 14, 2025
Mariangeles:
Professionals in the house, about how much would it cost to build a house like this?
Shouldn’t be more than 10m if you already have the land
PoliticsRe: Tinubu has failed to improve the quality of lives of Nigerians - Baba-Ahmed by elasticlala: 12:42pm On Jun 11, 2025
surgical:
its even ok to support if you are benefiting ,what about the miscreant who are worse off because of the actions taken by the government and you see them frantically supporting the president because of tribe, is that not dumb of them,its a tragedy ,because they do not know their worth
You are absolutely correct; those are even worse
PoliticsRe: Tinubu has failed to improve the quality of lives of Nigerians - Baba-Ahmed by elasticlala:
Only a wicked soul, condemned to the darkest part of Hell, would see this obvious truth and look the other way to sing the praises of a failed president just because he or she benefits from the government….. forgetting the millions of suffering and dying Nigerias as a result of the failed policies backed by endless lies and propagandas.
PoliticsRe: "Ignore Busybodies & Bystanders, Continue Your Good Work" - Tinubu Tells Wike by elasticlala: 7:07pm On Jun 10, 2025
Later in the future there will be a book titled "The story of Two Powerful Idiots".
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Ibiyeomie's Speaker Can't Be Touched As He Invokes Holy Spirit (Video) by elasticlala:
Why is there so much noise as tho it’s not possible ?
Benny Hinn did something like this years ago; no one could walk pass the alter… he asked Holy spirit to come seat on the alter and none could walk pass the alter anymore. The man may not be saint but if God can use a donkey, He certainly can manifest through the pastor.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Not Expensive In Nigeria – Dangote by elasticlala: 6:27am On Jun 06, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/Petrol-not-expensive-in-Nigeria-Dangote
You are not the right person to say that. I don’t expect it to be expensive in your eyes
Foreign AffairsRe: Without Me, You Would Have Lost The Election, Musk Blasts Trump by elasticlala: 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2025
Slytiger:
Elon Musk on Thursday ratcheted up his public spat with Donald Trump, saying the US president would have lost the election without his support.





https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930667528696828120?t=6MrFXdfiDT4DAmt95HgT-w&s=19[/quote]Just see the way they spoke about each other…. Compare with when a Nigerian politician wants to respond to another politician, who said something that he didn’t agree with…
PoliticsRe: FG Seeks ¥15 Billion Japanese Loan To Boost Food Security by elasticlala: 3:30pm On Jun 05, 2025
Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/fg-seeks-%c2%a515bn-japanese-loan-to-boost-food-security/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKuTGRjbGNrAq5MX2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEevhfeDTt0WKGUrlau1ERbzNSc5W7SXd25yQ66e2nxG2qh-SaOBM3FsB0lwvA_aem_fUoDMFTzN9hHgdkpOTRAsw
If God doesn’t arise for this country, & the people refuse to stand up and fight for the future of the country, soon it would become a desolate place, where no sane human can inhabit.
PoliticsRe: Benue Govt Denies Relocation Of COAS To Benue by elasticlala: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
APC and propaganda nah fire
Very useless set of people
PoliticsRe: Army, DSS Operatives Eliminate 45 Bandits In Niger by elasticlala: 5:38pm On Jun 04, 2025
DMerciful:
Pictures or we don't believe it
No mind them. If they could film themselves claiming to be fighting Boko Haram in a war-like scenario, how come they don't have a single photo or video evidence? Only the gullible can be fooled with this folktale
PoliticsRe: Delta: Security Agents Open Fire On Residents Protesting Ceaseless Kidnappings by elasticlala: 7:38pm On Jun 03, 2025
Must it get to the stage where they had to protest before the police can to k of acting? I wonder what exactly the work off the Nigeria police is supposed to be
HealthRe: Ranked: Top 25 Countries With The Highest Life Expectancy by elasticlala: 7:06pm On Jun 03, 2025
benuejosh:
I don't believe this list if Nigeria is not included.

We are the happiest people on the planet earth.
Nigeria is not even among top 100. le in Nigeria is about 54
PoliticsRe: Zamfara: Nigerian Airforce regrets death of 'brave' Vigilantes by elasticlala: 6:26pm On Jun 03, 2025
I won't be surprised if no terrorists were even killed among them... always unintelligent strikes.
PoliticsRe: Troops Intercept Truck Loaded IPOB/ESN-bound 164,000 Live Ammunition In Anambra by elasticlala: 6:20pm On Jun 03, 2025
This is not the type of bullets constituting insecurity issues in Nigeria. Bullets sold to farmers/hunters for hunting... The truth is bitter
CrimeRe: Tears As One Family Buries 11 Members Killed By Suspected Herdsmen In Benue by elasticlala: 9:56pm On Jun 02, 2025
SeeAllen:
And Tinubu won't do anything yet. What an incapable President. Rip
The useless fools would rather be talking about 20207 election or appointing people to meaningless offices.
PoliticsRe: Life Is Improving In Nigeria, Tinubu Says by elasticlala: 8:23pm On May 29, 2025
Says the most insensitive idiot
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Emphasizes Commitment To Enhancing Female Representation In Governance. by elasticlala: 2:12pm On May 29, 2025
Who asked you?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Heads For N180trn As Tinubu Seeks N34trn New Loans by elasticlala: 1:34pm On May 28, 2025
Why exactly was subsidy removed ?
PoliticsRe: Troops Decimate Scores Of Insurgents Motorcycles In Foiled Attack by elasticlala: 11:44pm On May 27, 2025
These same photos that were displayed several times last year ?
Foreign AffairsRe: The World Remembers George Flyod Five Years After by elasticlala: 10:56pm On May 25, 2025
Change the name on the title; it is Floyd, not Flyod
FashionRe: 50-Year-Old Woman’s Outfit That Got People Talking (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:54am On May 22, 2025
Is there anything wrong with what she’s wearing ? Or is it because she’s curvy?
If you have any issue with her outfit; the problem is with your corrupt mind/heart
CrimeRe: Police Officer In Abuja Slapping Driver Repeatedly (video) by elasticlala: 2:41pm On May 21, 2025
His days are numbered!
CrimeRe: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by elasticlala: 4:11am On May 21, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Help me answer this.
1. The police say it was a traffic management operation.
How do you enforce traffic with arms and ammunition? What business does the police have with helping a state government outfit to enforce traffic? Armed police for that matter.

2. The police said they put up road blocks to stop the fleeing vehicle.
If there is traffic you are enforcing, which space did the driver get to drive against? If the police have room to set up barricades then there was no traffic impedance in the first place. So why where they there?

3. The police said the officer shot against tires.
How poorly trained was the officer that a shot against tires trained that he hit a passenger?

4. Since when did shooting at vehicles become an acceptable means of stopping a vehicle that wasn't posing harm to anyone?

The police statement is just cock womble.
You are wise
RomanceRe: I Saw Gray Hair On My Girlfriend Private Part. What Could This Mean? by elasticlala: 1:47pm On May 20, 2025
OlaOfLagos:
These might be the cause…………………………………….

1. Lack of Vitamin B12 deficiency

What she eat plays an important role in regulating her body functions. If she lack essential nutrient, her body does not produce enough red blood cells, which can speed up the greying process. Tell her to add vitamin B12-rich foods such as tuna, sardines, organ meats, cheese, eggs, yoghurt in her diet.

2. Sometimes when the body is under stress, it releases hormones that can disrupt the production of melanin and accelerate the agieng process.

3. Genetics plays a significant role in determining wen her hair turns grey. If her parents experienced premature greying or had white hair at an early age, she may be more likely to develop white pubic hair.

No mind those people wey dey laugh you, some of dem dey wash pant but na for NL dem dey form hard man!!! Your woman na your woman regardless
You are absolutely right.
I’m 42 and has never had a single gray hair anywhere in my body… not even on my head.
PoliticsRe: Nothing Can Stop Tinubu’s Re-election In 2027 – Jandor by elasticlala: 9:42pm On May 17, 2025
We shall see when the time comes!
FashionRe: Hair Vendor Sells Fake Hair To Lady For 1.7 Million Naira (video) by elasticlala: 3:20pm On May 17, 2025
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