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TravelRe: Lagos Installs Speed Limit Monitors, Imposes N50,000 Fine by elasticlala: 9:23am On Mar 28, 2025
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PoliticsRe: FG Angry Over Shooting Of Immigration Officer By Chinese Businessman by elasticlala: 8:47pm On Mar 27, 2025
This is just one of many instances of impunity under the sun in Nigeria. The government is only interested in the case because an immigration officer was involved and because of the possible money they could make from the fine. If the lives of your citizens do not matter to you, they won’t matter to a foreigner either.
TravelRe: Newlywed Couple Laid To Rest Following Otedola Bridge Explosion by elasticlala: 12:47am On Mar 25, 2025
Those of you who keep asking why rich people also japa from Naija; this is one of the reasons.
There are too many thing that could cut your life short if you are living in Nigeria. Life expectancy in recent time: 55 years 🥳
PoliticsRe: Democracy Has Been Knocked Down In Nigeria - Peter Obi (Video) by elasticlala: 7:16pm On Mar 24, 2025
Too many fools on NL lately.
If you see evil and call it good , then see good and call it evil, may leprosy catch up with your two hands.
RomanceRe: Lagos Men Spent N661b On "Runs Girls" In 2024 - Guardian by elasticlala: 11:11pm On Mar 16, 2025
kosiebe:
Who do the counting and calculations?
Don’t mind those idiots. They just wake up and begin to say nonsense!
The amount of money spent on tangible projects could not be estimated, yet they are trying to raise issues from no issue with nonsensical estimate
NYSCRe: Lagos Corper Ushie Rita Cries Out Over Threats After Criticizing Tinubu’s Govt by elasticlala: 12:23pm On Mar 16, 2025
creolehunt:
And so what? When did it become illegal to criticize government policies or is she not entitled to airing her opinion?

Civilization is really far from nogeria. And I tell you that the nonsense practiced here is not democracy.



What's not her business in criticizing Tinubu? Is she not a Nigerian? Is Tinubu immune from criticism. And what do you mean by "not openly"? Is he a military dictator?
Don’t respond to fool; there are too many of them on Nairaland… you would just be wasting your precious time
TravelRe: Woman Jumps Off Third Mainland Bridge, Discovered Dead by elasticlala: 2:24pm On Mar 14, 2025
Either scammed financially or broken relationship or marriage…. Too bad for what people go through
PoliticsRe: Bandit Kingpin, Dogo Saleh, Killed By Gang In Rescue Attempt – Police by elasticlala: 6:45pm On Mar 12, 2025
Story
CrimeRe: Man Butchers Wife With A Cutlass In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:08pm On Mar 10, 2025
Anger
TravelRe: Paradox Of The Japa Syndrome by elasticlala: 10:30am On Mar 08, 2025
Who cares?
PoliticsRe: Female Legislative Aides Honour Akpabio For Being Gender-Friendly (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:17pm On Mar 07, 2025
Why now?
Nonsense!
BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates To N1,512/$ In The Black Market by elasticlala: 8:36am On Mar 07, 2025
Liars
PoliticsRe: MRS Adjust Price To 860 Per Liter (Picture) by elasticlala: 12:38pm On Feb 28, 2025
I wonder why is is so easy to fool Nigerians. Don’t you guys ask yourselves question?

The government tells you that 3 refineries are working in Nigeria and that they get crude from Nigeria yet the price of petroleum goes down whenever exchange rate goes down, and goes up if otherwise. Do you ever think the price was reduced? Never! It was only adjusted in line with the current exchange rate. If by tomorrow, the exchange rate goes back to 1650/$, the petroleum goes back to its 1k+ price… MRS, Dabgote et al. doesn’t give a Bleep about you.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Crashes Petrol Price To ₦‎825 Per Litre by elasticlala: 6:28pm On Feb 26, 2025
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PoliticsRe: Sowore Clashes With Police, Accuses EFCC Of Harassment At The High Court (photos by elasticlala: 12:23am On Feb 25, 2025
writetopoker601:
All the commenters above are mad and must be cowards.

This country is irredeemable with the bunch of clowns who just commented above me
There are too many fools in nairaland lately. You read their comments and you wonder if they have anything in their head. Animals are better. No wonder the country is like that. These fools at some points want to hold power and rule the world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle United (4 - 0) On 15th February 2025 by elasticlala: 2:56pm On Feb 15, 2025
My club to concede 2 goals today again 🤨
PoliticsRe: NNPC Reduces Petrol Pump Price, Issues Instruction To Filling Stations by elasticlala: 3:37pm On Feb 13, 2025
EyeCumInPiece:
Who will believe that barely a decade ago, fuel sold for ₦87 per litre before Association of Political Criminals (APC) took over.
Honestly, some politicians deserve to be brought to public spaces and executed. I’m still wondering how a country of over 130million people is being held captive by a few criminal elements in the name of politicians.
PoliticsRe: FG To Install ₦100bn Solar Mini-grids At UCH, UNILAG, Others by elasticlala: 6:06pm On Feb 11, 2025
What criteria did they use to select those two teaching hospitals from the numerous teaching hospitals across the country ?

When they finally finish using Nigeria’s money to advance the southwest, they will now agree that the country should be divided; Nonsense!
PoliticsRe: FG Unveils Emergency Hotline To Tackle Kidnapping by elasticlala: 2:38pm On Feb 07, 2025
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TravelRe: 30 Passengers Burnt To Death In Ondo Car Crash by elasticlala: 5:00am On Feb 03, 2025
People dying like flies everyday in Naija
FamilyRe: My Recent Experience With House Agents by elasticlala: 1:45pm On Jan 25, 2025
bukatyne:
You mean human agents are above prayers? 🤣 😂
I’m telling you 😃
FamilyRe: My Recent Experience With House Agents by elasticlala: 5:21am On Jan 25, 2025
I prefer to fall into the hands of the agents of darkness where prayers could still work, than fall into the hands of human agents. Anything agents for Naija na evil
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Raises Petrol Price To ₦‎955/Litre by elasticlala: 4:30pm On Jan 17, 2025
This is exactly what would happen in 2027: you will begin to see some good things that would make you feel things are getting better and there is light at the end of the tunnel…. Then you vote again for your oppressors. Suddenly after election, your oppressors take away the seemingly ray of hope and increase hardship by 2000% and then you realize that there is even no tunnel anymore …. It goes on and on until “una mumu don do”
TravelRe: Expatriate, Others Missing As Vehicle Fleeing Kidnappers Plunges Into River by elasticlala: 7:14pm On Jan 14, 2025
People dying like flies, everyday
PoliticsRe: Police Demand Apology From Amnesty International Over Protest Report by elasticlala: 1:13pm On Jan 14, 2025
NPF is useless! Quote me any day any time
They keep making futile efforts to present themselves as what they are not. Fools
PoliticsRe: Vandals Of Public Infrastructure In FCT To Be Charged With Economic Sabotage by elasticlala: 11:36pm On Jan 13, 2025
In recent times, Nyesom Wike's facial expression seems indistinguishable from Kashim Shettima's demeanor just before the 2023 presidential election😴
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Applaud Burn Rate Of Dangote Refinery Fuel by elasticlala: 8:40pm On Jan 09, 2025
Always learn to give meaningful titles to contents. Say ‘some Nigerians’ NOT Nigerians
PoliticsRe: Bauchi Govt Budgets ₦‎400 Million To Procure 6 Computers by elasticlala: 5:58pm On Jan 09, 2025
I know this topic is coming out just because he said the policies of the Tinubu’s government are not working… endless media attacks
PoliticsRe: The Red Pen Is Actually With Wike Not Fubara (Government Gazette) by elasticlala: 6:41am On Jan 03, 2025
So, which red pen did Wike say he used for 15 years, and in what capacity ?
CrimeRe: Rev. Fr. Joseph Enyinnaya Arrested For Shooting Teenage Boy Dead In Imo by elasticlala: 9:50pm On Jan 02, 2025
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Fires Back At El-Rufai For Mocking Him by elasticlala: 1:04pm On Dec 31, 2024
Too
BusinessRe: Action Ill-Timed — MAN DG Condemns Closure Of Coca-cola, Guinness Factories by elasticlala:
Werey doesn’t understand that everything in life has its time and season. It’s funny how they keep making the same mistake borne out of hasty decisions and never learn from the consequences

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