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Politics › Re: "Ignore Busybodies & Bystanders, Continue Your Good Work" - Tinubu Tells Wike by elasticlala: 7:07pm On Jun 10, 2025
Later in the future there will be a book titled "The story of Two Powerful Idiots".
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ibiyeomie's Speaker Can't Be Touched As He Invokes Holy Spirit (Video) by elasticlala:
Why is there so much noise as tho it’s not possible ?
Benny Hinn did something like this years ago; no one could walk pass the alter… he asked Holy spirit to come seat on the alter and none could walk pass the alter anymore. The man may not be saint but if God can use a donkey, He certainly can manifest through the pastor.
Politics › Re: Petrol Not Expensive In Nigeria – Dangote by elasticlala: 6:27am On Jun 06, 2025
adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/Petrol-not-expensive-in-Nigeria-Dangote
You are not the right person to say that. I don’t expect it to be expensive in your eyes
Foreign Affairs › Re: Without Me, You Would Have Lost The Election, Musk Blasts Trump by elasticlala: 10:54pm On Jun 05, 2025
Slytiger:
Elon Musk on Thursday ratcheted up his public spat with Donald Trump, saying the US president would have lost the election without his support.





https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1930667528696828120?t=6MrFXdfiDT4DAmt95HgT-w&s=19[/quote]Just see the way they spoke about each other…. Compare with when a Nigerian politician wants to respond to another politician, who said something that he didn’t agree with…
Politics › Re: FG Seeks ¥15 Billion Japanese Loan To Boost Food Security by elasticlala: 3:30pm On Jun 05, 2025
Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/fg-seeks-%c2%a515bn-japanese-loan-to-boost-food-security/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwKuTGRjbGNrAq5MX2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEevhfeDTt0WKGUrlau1ERbzNSc5W7SXd25yQ66e2nxG2qh-SaOBM3FsB0lwvA_aem_fUoDMFTzN9hHgdkpOTRAsw
If God doesn’t arise for this country, & the people refuse to stand up and fight for the future of the country, soon it would become a desolate place, where no sane human can inhabit.
Politics › Re: Benue Govt Denies Relocation Of COAS To Benue by elasticlala: 3:18pm On Jun 05, 2025
Riskymarvelous:
APC and propaganda nah fire
Very useless set of people
Politics › Re: Army, DSS Operatives Eliminate 45 Bandits In Niger by elasticlala: 5:38pm On Jun 04, 2025
DMerciful:
Pictures or we don't believe it
No mind them. If they could film themselves claiming to be fighting Boko Haram in a war-like scenario, how come they don't have a single photo or video evidence? Only the gullible can be fooled with this folktale
Politics › Re: Delta: Security Agents Open Fire On Residents Protesting Ceaseless Kidnappings by elasticlala: 7:38pm On Jun 03, 2025
Must it get to the stage where they had to protest before the police can to k of acting? I wonder what exactly the work off the Nigeria police is supposed to be
Health › Re: Ranked: Top 25 Countries With The Highest Life Expectancy by elasticlala: 7:06pm On Jun 03, 2025
benuejosh:
I don't believe this list if Nigeria is not included.

We are the happiest people on the planet earth.
Nigeria is not even among top 100. le in Nigeria is about 54
Politics › Re: Zamfara: Nigerian Airforce regrets death of 'brave' Vigilantes by elasticlala: 6:26pm On Jun 03, 2025
I won't be surprised if no terrorists were even killed among them... always unintelligent strikes.
Politics › Re: Troops Intercept Truck Loaded IPOB/ESN-bound 164,000 Live Ammunition In Anambra by elasticlala: 6:20pm On Jun 03, 2025
This is not the type of bullets constituting insecurity issues in Nigeria. Bullets sold to farmers/hunters for hunting... The truth is bitter
Crime › Re: Tears As One Family Buries 11 Members Killed By Suspected Herdsmen In Benue by elasticlala: 9:56pm On Jun 02, 2025
SeeAllen:
And Tinubu won't do anything yet. What an incapable President. Rip
The useless fools would rather be talking about 20207 election or appointing people to meaningless offices.
Politics › Re: Life Is Improving In Nigeria, Tinubu Says by elasticlala: 8:23pm On May 29, 2025
Says the most insensitive idiot
Politics › Re: Akpabio Emphasizes Commitment To Enhancing Female Representation In Governance. by elasticlala: 2:12pm On May 29, 2025
Who asked you?
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Debt Heads For N180trn As Tinubu Seeks N34trn New Loans by elasticlala: 1:34pm On May 28, 2025
Why exactly was subsidy removed ?
Politics › Re: Troops Decimate Scores Of Insurgents Motorcycles In Foiled Attack by elasticlala: 11:44pm On May 27, 2025
These same photos that were displayed several times last year ?
Foreign Affairs › Re: The World Remembers George Flyod Five Years After by elasticlala: 10:56pm On May 25, 2025
Change the name on the title; it is Floyd, not Flyod
Fashion › Re: 50-Year-Old Woman’s Outfit That Got People Talking (Photos) by elasticlala: 10:54am On May 22, 2025
Is there anything wrong with what she’s wearing ? Or is it because she’s curvy?
If you have any issue with her outfit; the problem is with your corrupt mind/heart
Crime › Re: Police Officer In Abuja Slapping Driver Repeatedly (video) by elasticlala: 2:41pm On May 21, 2025
His days are numbered!
Crime › Re: Kehinde Alade: Police React To Death Of Student Killed By Stray Bullet In Ibadan by elasticlala: 4:11am On May 21, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
Help me answer this.
1. The police say it was a traffic management operation.
How do you enforce traffic with arms and ammunition? What business does the police have with helping a state government outfit to enforce traffic? Armed police for that matter.

2. The police said they put up road blocks to stop the fleeing vehicle.
If there is traffic you are enforcing, which space did the driver get to drive against? If the police have room to set up barricades then there was no traffic impedance in the first place. So why where they there?

3. The police said the officer shot against tires.
How poorly trained was the officer that a shot against tires trained that he hit a passenger?

4. Since when did shooting at vehicles become an acceptable means of stopping a vehicle that wasn't posing harm to anyone?

The police statement is just cock womble.
You are wise
Romance › Re: I Saw Gray Hair On My Girlfriend Private Part. What Could This Mean? by elasticlala: 1:47pm On May 20, 2025
OlaOfLagos:
These might be the cause…………………………………….

1. Lack of Vitamin B12 deficiency

What she eat plays an important role in regulating her body functions. If she lack essential nutrient, her body does not produce enough red blood cells, which can speed up the greying process. Tell her to add vitamin B12-rich foods such as tuna, sardines, organ meats, cheese, eggs, yoghurt in her diet.

2. Sometimes when the body is under stress, it releases hormones that can disrupt the production of melanin and accelerate the agieng process.

3. Genetics plays a significant role in determining wen her hair turns grey. If her parents experienced premature greying or had white hair at an early age, she may be more likely to develop white pubic hair.

No mind those people wey dey laugh you, some of dem dey wash pant but na for NL dem dey form hard man!!! Your woman na your woman regardless
You are absolutely right.
I’m 42 and has never had a single gray hair anywhere in my body… not even on my head.
Politics › Re: Nothing Can Stop Tinubu’s Re-election In 2027 – Jandor by elasticlala: 9:42pm On May 17, 2025
We shall see when the time comes!
Fashion › Re: Hair Vendor Sells Fake Hair To Lady For 1.7 Million Naira (video) by elasticlala: 3:20pm On May 17, 2025
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Crime › Re: Police Open Fire On Vehicle During Stop-And-Search, Kill 400-Level Student by elasticlala: 7:32pm On May 16, 2025
Emmastan291:
Imagine training your child from Nursey school to 400 Level University stage only to hear that she died via this way...

May She rest in peace and may the Policemen that contributed to her death bear the consequences.
When you see some people on this platform celebrating the death of police officer than the death of an armed robber, you won’t understand. When such people dedicate the rest of their lives fighting the police both physical and spiritual, they would begin to seek public sympathy.

Personally, nothing irritates me as much as a police officer jumping in front of a vehicle cracking gum just to stop a vehicle that they do not even know who is in it.

May sorrow never cease from the house of whoever committed this crime.
Politics › Re: Troops Bust Mahmuda Camp, Arrest 12 In Kainji Lake Sweep by elasticlala: 2:03pm On May 12, 2025
bestman09:
Terrorists that they should have eliminated instantly instead of wasting time and resources feeding them and they may end up releasing them as repentant terrorists.
I said this over and over again but some people are too shallow in thinking, to understand.


Why is it that the military always arrest bandits whenever they encounter them in the north but when they get to the south, they open fire on suspects in every of their operations. They are fooling themselves, no me.
Crime › Re: Court Jails 32 Internet Fraudsters In Ibadan, Osogbo (photos) by elasticlala: 10:00pm On May 09, 2025
Seems like EFCC is only meant for yahoo boys these days. They are always proactive when it comes to yahoo boys but politicians ? 😶‍🌫️
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Grants VeryDarkMan Bail, Reveals Why He Was Arrested by elasticlala: 12:21pm On May 06, 2025
SeeWahala:
Mschew didn't Rufai oseni finally say the truth in his report? undecided EFCC are the usual toothless chiwawa dogs of the FG under tilumbu cool

No LeVo tongue
Don’t mind those idiots that were calling Rufai names. . The fools have been blindfolded such that no matter what the government does, they will always see it as the right thing.
Politics › Re: God May Not Have Destined You To Rule Nigeria — Bwala To Atiku by elasticlala: 10:27am On May 06, 2025
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Two, Abduct Businessman In Ogun, Flee To Benin Republic With Victim by elasticlala: 1:17pm On May 02, 2025
How did they escape ? Where did they pass, with all the numerous military and police extortion points on every direction around that axis?
Education › Re: Why Do Many Facebook Profiles Lie About Their School by elasticlala: 6:41pm On Apr 24, 2025
Humans lie about everything; not just Facebook profile

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