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PoliticsRe: China Reaffirms Support For Nigeria’s Sovereignty, Rejects Foreign Interference by elasticlala: 10:02pm On Nov 06, 2025
Why won’t they be doing that, wicked set of humans.
PoliticsRe: US House Of Reps Approves Sanctions On MACBAN, Miyetti Allah And Ethnic Militias by elasticlala: 8:39am On Nov 06, 2025
SmartPolician:
Sanctions will only hurt Nigerian citizens. What Nigeria needs is military intervention against terrorists, their sponsors and apologists.
Sanction is just the first step; it won’t end there
PoliticsRe: Sexual Harassment: Senate Bill Prescribes 14-Year Jail Term For Lecturers by elasticlala: 8:32am On Nov 06, 2025
bandad:
So na only lecturers de harass students. What of politicians and ogas in private and public service?
help me ask them. What is the person is not a lecturer?
It’s very clear now that the current senators are bunch of very biopic entities. Fools!
PoliticsRe: Jailbreak In Borno: 9 Soldiers Escape From Detention At Maimalari Cantonment by elasticlala: 12:53pm On Nov 04, 2025
Jail didn’t break, they (the government) chose to let them go
PoliticsRe: What You Need To Know About Donald Trump’s Possible Invasion Of Nigeria by elasticlala: 5:43am On Nov 03, 2025
odejimioflagos:
Nigeria is a sovereign nation and will never accept any threats or invasion from any country, including the US. We appreciate the offer of assistance but we will solve our problems with our own solutions.
Stop saying that nonsense.
How long has that problem been on ground? Why hasn’t it been solved ? Is it getting better as the days go by ?
I wonder how some of you think.
Or what nonsense sovereignty are you taking about in a highly disgraced country?
Let the genocide continue and let’s see if that sovereignty will matter
CrimeRe: FCT CP Orders Massive Crackdown On Criminal Elements Across The Territory by elasticlala: 5:32am On Nov 03, 2025
Irresponsible organization; according to Sowore
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Mock Nnamdi Kanu's Lawyer, Barrister Aloy Ejimakor (Photo) by elasticlala: 3:09pm On Oct 24, 2025
gidgiddy:
Deji Adeyanju was right about one thing, its a waste of time fighting for the rights ordinary Nigerians. This present generation has fallen in love with their chains
It is not entirely true. You should understand that the foolish ones, who support the APC, are online 24,7 to support whatever they do to oppress the people. The only unfortunate thing is that those who appreciate such efforts are not reasonable enough to make positive comments online about their stance. You can't judge the position of the masses by the words of these unfortunate humans condemned in the depths of hell.
PoliticsRe: 150 Bandits On Motorcycles Raid Kano Border Communities, Residents Flee Homes by elasticlala: 2:46pm On Oct 24, 2025
FarahAideed:
These are type of mop ups our T129s were specifically designed for ..just two of those choppers in the area and all the 150 bike men would all be mince meat .

This is why I feel the govt is deliberately refusing to fight these terrorists
Did you see the guys with that thing (like rocket launcher) that could bring down the chopper ?
PoliticsRe: Court Sends Nnamdi Kanu’s Brother, Lawyer, 10 Others To Kuje Prison by elasticlala: 2:27pm On Oct 21, 2025
Useless government. Very useless. Tinubu and Wike’s Judge. Quick to injustice and slow to justice. Fools once again
PoliticsRe: ‘13 Residents’ Drown While Fleeing From Gunmen In Zamfara by elasticlala:
People dying like flies everyday.
We read about it in the news like tales by moonlight. No one cares to know why things are going wrong … no one cares if things are going wrong
PoliticsRe: Police Kill Three Okada Men In Lekki - Ibeju Expressway ( Videos,photos) by elasticlala: 10:01pm On Aug 29, 2025
Is there no government in Nigeria?
Are there no governors in the states?
Why are these people misbehaving without any action taken ?
Is is it until another protest erupts that the slowpoke will wake up?
Some people say Nigerians are weak but I still don’t believe that; one day one day a goat will chase a lion
PoliticsRe: Soludo Builds First Ever General Hospital In Enugwu-Otu Aguleri by elasticlala: 6:58pm On Aug 24, 2025
helinues:
That should be the second ever. The first ever built by Peter Obi, former governor Obiano demolished it hence erasing the history
It looks more like a farmhouse.
See the entrance like one is going to a shrine …
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's improving external reserves: Onanuga taunts Obi, El-Rufai, Atiku by elasticlala: 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2025
Nonsense!
CelebritiesRe: Sabinus Launches Another Road Construction In Port Harcourt by elasticlala: 7:26pm On Aug 20, 2025
What did you mean by “giving back to the community”? What did he take from the community before?
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Slashes Dialysis Cost In Federal Hospitals To ₦12,000 by elasticlala: 11:11pm On Aug 18, 2025
Taking PCM for headache when malaria is the cause 😏
FamilyRe: Why Do Many People Talk Bad About Marriage? by elasticlala:
Seems you prefer to hear lies than the truth.
Marriage has sent many people to early grave.

Well, every man should get married, none should go unpunished🥺
PoliticsRe: US Approves Potential $346 Million Weapons, Bombs Sale To Nigeria by elasticlala: 7:11am On Aug 14, 2025
All of these will still fall into the hands of the terrorist to kill the members of NA and citizens. The problem is more with the security architecture than the tools
FamilyRe: Man Lists 8 Benefits Of Marrying A Virgin by elasticlala: 8:14pm On Aug 11, 2025
How old are you ?
You haven’t seen anything in life yet that’s why you are talking about virginity in marriage.
BusinessRe: Importers, Brokers Protest As Customs Hikes Clearing Fees Again ( Photos/video) by elasticlala: 2:23am On Aug 10, 2025
Very useless president surrounded by useless officeholders. What exactly is the 4% meant to do?
What about the money they borrow on daily basis despite subsidy removal. Amadioha strike all of you in that aso rock
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Daniel Gets Demolition Notice From Ogun Govt (pix) by elasticlala: 2:44pm On Aug 09, 2025
Welcome to a dispensation when mad men are armed
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Soldier Cries Out Over Poor Food Supply (Photos/Video) by elasticlala: 5:34pm On Jul 23, 2025
They should enjoy it; they are the ones that fire bullets at protesters of bad governance in the same country….
PoliticsRe: Falana Issues Legal Ultimatum To Edo Governor Over Threats Against Peter Obi by elasticlala: 3:41am On Jul 22, 2025
Parable007:
In a sane community, the Governor of Edo state would have been picked up by now.
There’s no way he could have even been a governor on a sane community in the first place.
PoliticsRe: Disgraceful, Display Of Thuggery – Political Parties Blast Gov Okpebholo by elasticlala: 12:02pm On Jul 19, 2025
Ofunaofu:
https://dailypost.ng/2025/07/19/disgraceful-display-of-thuggery-political-parties-react-as-gov-okpebholo-threatens-peter-obi/
Never seen a governor this foolish.
Yahala Bello and Fayose of Ekiti State were the ones competing for monopoly of stupidity before now
PoliticsRe: Twitter User Who Mocked Buhari’s Death Yesterday Lost His Father This Morning by elasticlala: 8:13pm On Jul 14, 2025
Is the title insinuating that Buhari killed his father ?
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Reduces Price Of Petrol To N820 by elasticlala: 1:20am On Jul 09, 2025
TheDemola:
Dangote Refinery announces new price of petrol to N820
https://x.com/DangoteGroup/status/1942670798764028404?t=Mk4h7fSTrQAB1pcSCD2daA&s=19[/quote]Why is it hard for people to see that these are mere adjustments with current exchange rate and not reductionhuh
FamilyRe: No Woman In My Family Can Keep Husband Alive Past Their 35th Birthday: Lady Says by elasticlala: 3:39pm On Jul 08, 2025
They should marry men that are greater than 35 of age
Car TalkRe: I Have Gotten Back The 80,000 Naira The Police Extorted From Me Illegally by elasticlala: 9:19am On Jul 07, 2025
Iceking1:
Hello Nairalanders, about 4 day's ago I created a thread, regarding the extortion of 80,000 naira from me illegally by the police, even when my papers are 100% correct as I did a new plate number after buying the car, so everything regarding the papers are on my name, and all Intact.


For those who missed the thread, here's the link :

https://www.nairaland.com/8466150/police-took-80000-me-yesterday


After creating the thread, It immediately got to the front page and It generated reactions, almost every one (99.9%) of those that commented were against the police because what transpired was truly an extortion. I got countless numbers of positive advices.

Including going on twitter and tag some important personnel on the police force, while trying to do so by opening the profile that I went through, I saw some police numbers on one of the posts by the police, there was a post to call some numbers when one get harassed by the police unnecessarily.

I copied the numbers and gave It a call, they were 5 numbers, and only the very first one I called was what sorted out my predicament.

I called the number and narrated everything to the man that picked up ( Detective Barnabas from CRU) THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH SIR. So, he asked me the location where It happened and the time, he asked me to forward the screenshot of the transaction regarding I and the POS girl I made the transferred to, In which the POS girl stand was directly at the back of the station, and I did forwarded It to his whatsapp.


He acted so very swiftly, he swinged Into action with immediate effect, I called him yesterday and I got my complete money back today.

After telling him the area It happened and exact location, also the station they took my car to. He called the area commander with immediate effect, and the area commander swinged into action immediately.

I was called to come to the station this afternoon to identify the men involved, but unfortunately they weren't around. I went home hoping to go tomorrow as told, to come and identify them.

But to my utmost surprise, the police in charge of the case called me barely an hour ago that they've recovered back my money, he gave me cash, 80,000 completely.

I want to use this medium to thank Nairaland and Nairalanders, you made this possible, I would not have gotten anything from that money if not for you all, coupled with the fact that I would also get more future harrassments.

Below are photos of the cash I was refunded, in full.

Thank you Nairaland and Nairalanders, you've done what no one else have done for me, In all my life and day to day existence, thank you so very much.

I greatly appreciate.

Thank you 🙏
Congrats.
What is Egbedokun doing about all these incessant display of criminalities by the police though ?
PoliticsRe: Customs Budget N14.39bn Luxury Vehicles For Senior Officers by elasticlala: 8:57am On Jul 03, 2025
They spend taxpayers' money recklessly, without any accountability. When the funds run dry, they impose new import fees just to recover what they’ve misused.
AgricultureRe: Osun: Nigeria, China Partner To Build Agro-industrial Estate In Iragbiji by elasticlala: 4:29pm On Jun 29, 2025
Every time what we hear is “to do this, to do that” at the end nothing else comes out, that such has been actualized. Just shut up, do something, and let the results speak.
CrimeRe: Delta Police To Punish People For Indecent Dressings by elasticlala: 2:44pm On Jun 29, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
Of all the vices in Delta, this is the priority for DTSG. Na wa ooo. At least it will keep the bad boys busy until election when they can be unleashed.
You see exactly what we are talking about. Majority of the office holders in this administration are fools, incompetent and got there by man know man. This is a country that’s faced with high level of insecurity like never before…. & what the police is concerned about is indecent dressing

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