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Travel › Re: Police Officers Stop To Help An Accident Victim In Nasarawa (Video) by elasticlala: 1:38pm On May 29
Godspowerpro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVz5XrZMlWk




GODSPOWERPROJECT
This should have been news if the police officers weren’t on duty.
Politics › Re: “over 24 Hours Later, The False Narrative Against Me Has Failed Completely,” VDM by elasticlala: 12:47pm On May 29
Simongm:
Enter Nigeria first na, you will know whether its failed or not.
He’s a Nigerian and he will enter and nothing will happen!
Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsman Confronts Man Recording His Cow In Abuja by elasticlala: 12:24pm On May 28
Cutezt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGSaKwJvsHw
Where is Nyeaon Wike ?
Someone is trespassing his Abuja
Celebrities › Re: Bayo Onanuga Called For Arrest Of VDM Based On Doctored Video - PIDOMNIGERIA by elasticlala: 10:07pm On May 27
givedemwotowoto:
Basically, VDM posted a video of Tinubu asking to not be re-elected if he doesn't provide steady power after 4 years.

They're upset about him posting this video, so they decide to doctor the video, so they can arrest him based on the doctored version. Note that the doctored version doesn't exist anywhere on his page.

They want to use the courts to keep him in detention and slow him down like they're doing to El-Rufai.

Meanwhile a teacher was beheaded in Oyo but everywhere is quiet.
Bayo Onanuga is a big fool
Celebrities › Re: VeryDarkMan Will Face The Law For Posting Tinubu’s Fake Audio – Bayo Onanuga by elasticlala: 6:34pm On May 27
dre11:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/05/27/vdm-will-face-the-law-for-posting-tinubus-fake-audio-presidency-vows/
Oh, really?
I never even knew there was law in Nigeria, let alone that it carries any weight. Funny how you never once said the bandits should face the full weight of the law.

I’m not surprised you sound like an idiot by default; I’m only surprised that so many NL members think you’ve actually said something sensible.
Crime › Re: Ex-Governor's Aide, Nura Garwa, Linked To Kidnap Syndicate In Katsina by elasticlala: 3:07pm On May 27
They will invite him, question him, and free him.....just to give the masses the impression that they are taking insecurity serious. Failed judiciary and failed/compromised security architecture
Politics › Re: 30,000 Fulani Militants Fuelling Nigeria’s Insecurity – US Report by elasticlala: 12:59pm On May 27
DoTheNeedful:
They became powerful under a Fulani president, Buhari. Let us join hands together to vote another Fulani man, Atiku, as president in order to save us from them. grin
Tinubu doesn't think so; he said "Fulani and Yoruba are one".... that's why he doesn't feel there's any problem with security in Nigeria
Crime › Re: Chiwendu Achumba: Boyfriend Of Murdered Nurse Still In Police Cell by elasticlala: 12:53pm On May 27
sammirano:
Lawless septic of a country, why arrest him in the first place, when there isnt a concerte evidence linking him to the case, people needs to start suing these incomentent baboons in competent court for a good sum for their heads to reset.
Thy will still threaten him and want to empty his pocket before leaving him; criminals!!!
Nairaland General › Re: Return Home: Leave Their America by elasticlala: 12:47pm On May 27
True but its really not easy.
Car Talk › Re: Bought A Brand New Toyota Hilux 2025,my Experience. by elasticlala: 7:03pm On May 26
SeaTrade:
I don't even like the truck,I just went for practicality and simplicity over fancy.
I had 3 choices,
Fortuner, Prado,Hilux GR or normal hilux.
Picked the cheapest option tbh grin

Anyways,it's done,too late for options now.
Tundra and Tacoma were not even in your consideration …. You no like them ni ?
Politics › Re: APC 2027 Presidential Primary: Tinubu’s Vote By Geo-political Zone by elasticlala: 6:44pm On May 25
Falsified results.
These do not reflect the actual number of voters that participated.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Officer Newton Isokpehi Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by elasticlala: 11:14am On May 22
Namaster:
In Nigeria, the ONLY difference between Police and TERRORISTS is UNIFORM.
That was before; today they use the same uniform 🤥… so, no difference at all
Family › Re: Should Nigeria Introduce Mandatory DNA Testing At Birth? by elasticlala: 8:03pm On May 21
What is the percentage of pregnant women who go to hospital to deliver ?
Again, who bears the final implication ?
Education › Re: Tinubu Appoints Prof Segun Aina As New JAMB Registrar by elasticlala: 1:15pm On May 21
Wow! How time flies… He was a Lecturer I at Obafemi Awolowo University when I started my PhD in the same university. I always knew his eyes were more on political positions than academics 😃😃😃. Connections are good sha. Congrats to him.
Crime › Re: Newton Isokpehi: Forgive Me -Policeman Who Threatened To Kill Anyone Filming Him by elasticlala: 1:07pm On May 21
Why would it be paining you that someone makes a video of you if your ways are truly right ?
You should even be happy about it. Whoever is afraid of the camera while on duty, is certainly having skeleton in their wardrobe
Crime › Re: Police Officer, Newton Isokpehi, Threatens To Shoot Anyone Recording Him On Duty by elasticlala: 1:01pm On May 21
These are the kind of people that are saddled with the responsibility of enforcing law and order. The problem of this country is certainly in its supposed solution to possible challenges
Politics › Re: One Achievement Of Tinubu. (photo) by elasticlala: 9:12pm On May 20
Kdon2:
ASUU strike durations by administration:

🔴 Obasanjo (1999–2007) — 18 months
🔴 Yar’Adua (2007–2010) — 4 months
🔴 Jonathan (2010–2015) — 13 months
🔵 Buhari (2015–2023) — 21 months
🔵 Tinubu (2023–present) — 9 days

Buhari recorded 21 months of strikes during his eight-year tenure — the highest total since the return to democracy in 1999.


So far, President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has recorded only 9 days of nationwide strike action as of May 2026.

TINUBU IS THE MOST STUDENT-FRIENDLY PRESIDENT EVER.
Fraudulent achievement by causing division among ASUU members ? Progress that’s always based on anarchy
Politics › Re: Nigeria-us Joint Airstrikes Kill 175 ISIS Fighters – DHQ by elasticlala: 8:20pm On May 19
Crime › Re: No Foreign Soldier Involved In Ground Battle Against Al-Minuki - DHQ by elasticlala: 11:18pm On May 17
insidelife22:
Am sure those guys at Defence headquarters got nothing upstairs
That God you are seeing exactly what the guys are; very dumb set of people
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Confirms Killing Of Wanted IS Leader Abu-mainok In Lake Chad by elasticlala: 12:52pm On May 16
HumbleOptimist:
President Tinubu??
As Howhuh
Wetin Tinubu sabi for Securityhuh
Yes na !
Since Natayahu dey confirm, and Trump dey confirm, make him sef confirm as a president 😁😁😁. I wonder who dey advise this man
Education › Re: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 2:26am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
LOL 😅😆😀😆 see person that is living in the US. I am not disagreeing that it wasn't paused, it was but you can still put in your paperwork. On the contrary you said you can't do anything at all. I sent you my number call me on Whatsapp video. I dey Texas.
Nooooooo!
You got it all wrong; I said the person won’t be able to receive any immigration benefits until the ban is lifted because the cases won’t be adjudicated. Go read it again. Also, being able to submit an applicant ion is not an immigration benefit.
Education › Re: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 2:17am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
Now changing the narrative, go back and check your first comment . You don't even understand yourself. You live in the US na only you dey US?
Go and read what I wrote again, I said the ban restricts anybody from the ban/paused countries from receiving immigration benefits until it’s lifted, and that’s the situation. Being able to summit your application is not an immigration benefit.
Education › Re: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 12:51am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
False narratives.
Baba forget that thing!
All those things you see online are not the reality here in the US. Although you might still successfully submit application but the case won't be adjudicated until the pause/ban is lifted (and this is indefinite) Millions of applicants are stranded with no headway but if you go online; they paint it as though its 'scrutinization' process but its a lie. There is an underground plot to starve immigrants by depriving them immigration benefits, until they get so frustrated and self-deport. You can go to reddit.com and see the reality for yourself
Education › Re: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 12:42am On May 15
goslowgoslow:
Get your facts right, people are still getting married and putting in their papers.
Stop depending on them say them say; I live in the US and I'm telling you whats happening. You might successfully put in you application but adjudication is completely paused indefinitely for those countries (Majorly African countries); This is the reality on ground
Education › Re: What Do U Do After Spending $79k On A Masters Degree In USA With No Work Permit by elasticlala: 9:46pm On May 14
JimmySwaggart:
U either hook up an akata, pay well and do a court marriage or use the money renew your visa by proceeding to PhD.
Even that one won’t work; the ban restricts anybody from ban countries from receiving ANY immigration benefits in the US.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump’s Logistics Convoy In China by elasticlala: 10:38am On May 14
Imagine! if it were to be Nigerian politicians, that’s when the convoy will start moving haphazardly, & at an unimaginable speed, without regards to anything else
Health › Re: Number Of People Receiving Treatment For HIV In States In Nigeria (May 2026) by elasticlala: 3:59pm On May 13
Prove the number and the percentage of people infected
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Peter Obi Wears “OK” Shirt While Kwankwaso Doesn’t by elasticlala: 9:37pm On May 09
Richtaiwo:
The funniest political fantasy flying around today is the idea that Kwankwaso would agree to deputise Pitobi. The gap is simply too wide. Kwankwaso is a 2-term governor, former legislator, former minister, and a PhD holder with decades of political structure and experience behind him.

So how exactly do people expect a man with such credentials to line up behind someone who finished third despite all the online noise and turned a 4- academic year course into a six-session struggle? Apart from the court judgment that handed him the governorship, what exactly is the intimidating political achievement here? Social media hype is not governance.
How did Professor Osibanjo become the vice president to Buhari; the NEPA bill certificate holder ?
Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Should Allow China Manage Electricity Sector For 20 Years - Goje by elasticlala: 10:42pm On May 08
That would be the beginning of the end.
Politics › Re: 10 Soldiers Detained For Leaking Justice Crack's Custody Details by elasticlala:
I just said not long ago, that the Nigerian military is part of the security challenges Nigerians face. This is just another proof. Criminals at the very top, who would do everything possible to coverup the truth. How on earth would these ones defend a nationhuh

No wonder they couldn’t successfully execute a coup in a time when everyone expected them to do something sensible; they are even more corrupt than the politicians. Fools!

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