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PoliticsRe: Foreign investment inflows into Nigeria hits $6 Billion in H1 by elasticlala: 12:41pm On Oct 09, 2024
Nonsense consolation song!
Every time they orchestrate evil, they come with a consolation song.
How has this affected the lives of innocent Nigerians positively, in the same Q1?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Crystal Palace Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 5th October 2024 by elasticlala: 11:16am On Oct 05, 2024
Straight win <- Liverpool
PoliticsRe: I Supported Tinubu Because He’s Reversing The Damage Done By Aguiyi Ironsi- Reno by elasticlala: 4:35pm On Oct 04, 2024
I used to think that FFK was the worst
political prostitute until yesterday
PoliticsRe: Court Bars VIO From Stopping, Impounding Vehicles by elasticlala: 7:26pm On Oct 03, 2024
It remains police
PoliticsRe: Ogun Court Restricts Protesters To MKO Abiola Stadium, Three Other Venues by elasticlala: 7:23am On Oct 01, 2024
Dapo Abiodun 1000000% in support of Tinibu; he’s in no way different. He would do worst if he was the president.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Needs More Time To Settle Down- Ex-Kogi Speaker by elasticlala: 5:45pm On Sep 30, 2024
naijaboy756:
are these guys normal, humans or animalshuh

What manner of wicked persons are these

A bag of 8k rice is over 100k now?

are these people humans or witches
Bro, they are beasts. Humans don’t reason nor talk that way. Again, selfish benefits have blindfolded them to the extent that they don’t think about the poor masses because they have no idea about what they are going through.
PoliticsRe: Is Petrol 40% Cheaper In Nigeria Than In Saudi Arabia As Claimed By Dangote by elasticlala: 8:04pm On Sep 27, 2024
ClearFlair:
Does it even matter. Compare minimum wage first
You need to understand that zombies don’t reason; a brain doesn’t exist up there….. It is a gross stupidity comparing fuel price in Nigeria with Saudi
PoliticsRe: FG To Toll Lagos-ibadan Expressway, Second Niger Bridge, Others by elasticlala: 9:48am On Sep 27, 2024
These fools want to cause endless traffic on Lagos ibadan road. They always have lopsided reasoning
PoliticsRe: New Minimum Wage: Nigerian Govt Begins Payment To Civil Servants by elasticlala: 3:28pm On Sep 26, 2024
elasticlala:
The lives of civil servants would have been better with the 30k+ as minimum wage while petrol price was at 580/L than it would be today with 70k minimum wage, with petrol price of 1k / L

Systemic retrogression😷
PoliticsRe: New Minimum Wage: Nigerian Govt Begins Payment To Civil Servants by elasticlala: 3:24pm On Sep 26, 2024
😷
Car TalkRe: My Corolla With Venza Engine Gulping Up Fuel Like Water (details Inside) by elasticlala: 10:14pm On Sep 19, 2024
jay0:
Impossible.
Only highlander and venza can share engine.
Plus maybe hilux and fortuner.
No corolla will be able to use a venza engine.
Some Camry 2010, 2011 use Venza engine… but never seen nor heard nor imagined Corolla using Venza engine.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Working To Make Life More Bearable For Nigerians — Fagbemi by elasticlala:
BeeBeeOoh:
Whatever Mr. Fagbemi ate or drank before making this statement is very strong.

Nonsense and APC
What do you expect from a category of people whose salary was tripled immediately he assumed office ? All those that sing his praises benefits from him in one way or the other; fools.
TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by elasticlala: 10:17pm On Sep 15, 2024
Alliswell248:
Keep entertaining your fellow obirodents and sore losers.
Are you ok?
TravelRe: CNG: N3500 Will Take A Car From Abuja To Kaduna – Expert by elasticlala: 10:12pm On Sep 15, 2024
Don’t be deceived. The moment a lot of people start using CNG vehicles, the price would become higher than petrol price. It’ is not about the product but about the “people”
AgricultureRe: Tinubu’s Administration Targets Women Empowerment With Agricultural Initiative I by elasticlala: 7:32pm On Sep 13, 2024
MrDoGood:
They want to finish us with lamba grin grin grin

Back 2 Back grin
U Dey mind the idiots.
Everything they have is only available online…. Nothing to show for it in reality
PoliticsRe: FG Markets $100 Billion Creative Economy Growth Plan To Corporate Nigeria by elasticlala: 1:17pm On Sep 12, 2024
Consolation song.
Useless people
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Groan Over Rising Police Extortion, Checkpoints On Highways by elasticlala: 11:10am On Sep 10, 2024
No policer officer at the checkpoints along Benin -Lagos road will make heaven. The officers at the checkpoints between Okene and Auchi will burn in the hottest part of hell. And nothing will ever make them proper here on eat . It has never been this bad.
Car TalkRe: Should I Buy This Car? (photos) by elasticlala: 7:44pm On Sep 06, 2024
Is that not Hilux?
Please do your research and don’t work with ‘I head’, ‘them say’, et al. Except you want to buy Naija used. That vehicle ranges from 65m upward
PoliticsRe: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by elasticlala: 8:14am On Sep 06, 2024
Axis313:
But do you know the GMO seeds will eventually render farmlands useless in the future.
Certainly & very very soon
PoliticsRe: Bill Gates Announces $2.8 Billion Investment In Nigeria by elasticlala: 7:25am On Sep 06, 2024
Axis313:
Whatever the investment,it must not include GMO products o.
Unfortunately, that is what the agricultural investment would be. He would also have in place, healthcare facilities to tackle the consequences …. & invariably make more money
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Discloses Plan To Impose Zero-Rated Tax On Food by elasticlala: 5:11pm On Sep 05, 2024
Same old story. When they want to increase fuel price, they don plan it …. When it’ the other way round, they keep planning and planning and planning.
PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Kill Daughter, Release Mother After ₦‎10 Million Ransom In Ekiti by elasticlala: 9:25am On Sep 05, 2024
Herdsmen have been kidnapping in that axis since 1400. This is exactly how they play their games with long distance trekking in the forest. Unfortunately, our security fool forces haven’t been able to stop or go after them.
PoliticsRe: There Is Clear Hardship By Your Poor Governance–Universities Staff Knocks Tinubu by elasticlala: 12:34pm On Sep 03, 2024
If Atiku ever becomes president, Tinubu will goto jail; even if he’s 99years at that time.
PoliticsRe: Police Declare Andrew Wynne Wanted Over Attempted Plot To Overthrow Tinubu by elasticlala: 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2024
Egbedokun is going mad!
PoliticsRe: NAF Strikes Kill Terrorists In Zamfara, Kaduna by elasticlala: 10:42am On Aug 26, 2024
I said it. This was gonna be the next headline and the yesterday’s abduction in Zamfara by bandits.
PoliticsRe: Ten Dead As Shiites And Police Clash In Abuja by elasticlala: 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2024
NaijaSumigan:
Police must have provoked these people and they retaliated... Why would Nigerian police lie that it was an attack without provocation

Does that makes sense
Exactly my thoughts. They wouldn’t mention what they did to warrant the attack… liars
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Manchester United (2 - 1) On 24th August 2024 by elasticlala: 11:41am On Aug 24, 2024
FT draw
CrimeRe: Bandits Abduct 10 In Zamfara, Demand ₦‎50 Million Ransom by elasticlala: 8:45am On Aug 23, 2024
Tomorrow morning you will hear NA neutralizes over 55 bandits in Zamfara, rescues kidnapped victims … with no evidence … case closed!
PoliticsRe: Arabambi Alleges Plot By Ajaero To Spark Civil Unrest by elasticlala: 9:22am On Aug 22, 2024
Useless allegations. The same format the useless administration has been using to disorganize unions since inception. I wonder why too many fools are now on Nairaland, and are always among the first set of people to comment.
PoliticsRe: Economy: Nigerian Oil Subsidy Payments Burden. by elasticlala: 4:15pm On Aug 19, 2024
Which other thing are Nigerians benefiting from the government ??
CrimeRe: Abuja Area Mama: Dead Body Of A Man Disguised As A Woman Seen In Abuja by elasticlala: 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2024
APOPTOSIS:
You can't be saying this naaaa.
You don't know what led to what..
His killers would have masterminded everything to cover up the entire story.
Think for once naaaa.
Allow your brain cells to do their job naa
What's all these?
Ain't you tired of the shit across your country..?
Seems you are good with the miseries...
I’m telling you; too many fools on the platform lately.
CrimeRe: 5 Relevant Laws That Prohibit Disrespectful Flying Of Foreign Flags In Nigeria by elasticlala: 10:45pm On Aug 05, 2024
Are laws being followed in Nigeria? I’m not aware

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