₦airaland Forum

dominique: Oh boy... Here we go again

and the Mungo Park no get Shame sef

Emmytes: get out my freind , I don't have ur tym.

at your age n size! Look at the english you are transmitting from your dull brain, down to your fingers, then to your keypad!!!! Wish this happened in the era of slavery! I for sell u to the Portuguese ! Na plantation fit u

Emmytes: what is rong wit you

your Gbaguan just Rang a bell in his medulla! That's wats RONG with him

Emmytes: Is it ur busyness English is not my langage

its my biz young man! Yes !!!!! It is my "BUSYNESS" Why u no use your "LANGAGE" na! Anything worth doing, is worth doing well, free education never reach ya villa yet??
Bia!!!!! Where are u from?

BLOOD oF GOD!!!!!! I'm not shocked at the fact that u look.... Like an incubated ape!
I'm placing a bounty of €10,000000 on your English teacher! I want him dead or alive! Have your parents asked for a refund from him yet? Wat a waste!

Ifeconwaba: Am handsome

Have u seen your WAEC results yet? And what's the love symbol and all those high school frame in your picz for? Think its time to quit NL . Too many kids!!!!!

Akpa ife: Wht abt buhari is him afraid of GEJ

Your English teacher , should be given a sentence of death by hanging

I haff comment! Abeg which number I be

U are simply Jobless......bia how old are u sef??

naijathings: [size=14pt]no pics of her with muslim prayer beads,
no pics of her praying like a muslim,
no pics of her with kettle washing her ****y
no pics of her reading Quran.
and you say she is a muslim?[/size]

Laughing from the top of a NEPA pole

Abeg no be sanitary pad dey bulge for Tonto dike kpomo so?

Laughing at yobo while sipping my ogogoro with osaze

dekung: Christian: So do you believe in heaven or hell?
Atheist: No



Christian: So what happens to you when you die, or where do you go to when you die
Atheist: The same I was before I was born

Thought u u weren't born? So u will return to an ape wen u die

Is the boy going bald already?

Just wen I thought the virgin hunters were gonna disappoint me today ! Can any good news come out of Naijanistan( northern Nigeria)??

Will comment after roasting my easter Goat

dino2006: If givin ds peeps amnesty wld bring peace to d region, pls give it to em alrdy. Dis killings is just too much.

Why don't u ask them to extend the amnesty to all robbers, kidnappers, assasins, murderers, rapists, child molesters etc and even empty the entire Nigerian prisons?

Is she married??
An advice from an unmarriageable woman to her colleagues

aurenflani: You must be such a brainless foool if you think you made sense, you imbecilee.

nothing I say will make sense to re.tard like u!
Never argue with a fool, he will bring u down to his level n beat u with experience

Our Yansh: PDP will not stop bombing Nigerians to death till GEJ wins in 2015..

I'm really annoyed at myself
Not because u are stupid! But because I really underestimated your stupidity
Incubated mo'ron

anataala: Dr Zakir Naik - Was Jesus (pbuh) Really Crucified?

I will prove to you now using the Bible that Jesus (pbuh) was not crucified neither was he resurrected.

For a person to be crucified he should die on the cross.



He was put on the cross and bought down very fast in 3 hours. In 3 hours its difficult for a person to die therefore Jesus was alive.
When he was bought down his two cross mates were alive proving even Jesus was alive
Jesus (pbuh) legs were not broken. What use is a broken leg to a dead man? Proving that he was alive.
the stone was removed and the winding sheets were unwound proving Jesus (pbuh) was alive
Jesus (pbuh) was disguised as a gardener. Because he was alive trying to be saved from the Jews
The tomb was roomy and spacious. What use is a spacious room for a dead person? Proving Jesus was alive.
When Mary Magdalene went to touch Jesus (pbuh) he said touch me not. he was alive, it will hurt him, he was in pain
Jesus (pbuh) said “I have not yet Ascended unto My Father” that means he was alive
Mary Magdalene not afraid recognizing Jesus (pbuh)
In the upper room Jesus (pbuh) showed his hand and feet to prove he was not a spirit and that he was alive.
The Disciples were all overjoyed to see him. Because they thought he was dead and the spirit form. They were all overjoyed to see him because he was alive.
Jesus (pbuh) ate broiled Fish and Honeycomb to prove he was alive.
The disciples had heard from Mary Magdalene that Jesus (pbuh) was alive.
Sign of Jonah. As Jonah was in the belly of the whale for 3 days and 3 nights so shall the son of man in the heart of the earth alive.

So if he was alive that means no crucifixion, no resurrection. So in short Jesus (pbuh) was put on the cross according to the Bible but he did not die.

Jesus (pbuh) was not really crucified but was crucificted. It is not crucifixion its crucifiction

That they said (in boast), "We killed Christ Jesus the son of Mary, the Messenger of Allah.;- but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but so it was made to appear to them, and those who differ therein are full of doubts, with no (certain) knowledge, but only conjecture to follow, for of a surety they killed him not:-

Surah 4. An-Nisa' (Women) Verse 157



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Does your psychiatrist know u now have asses to the internet??

Na only mad man relative know how to calm mad man na
Even sef one month too long.....na just 2 minutes phone call!
I believe them

[quote author=~Bluetooth]It's got to be the handwork of those black kenyans.

Someonetellkenyans that they are crazy.[/quote]

ACN ---- Hell Rufai ( th emir of twitter) and Tonto Dike

What does it take for the govt to ensure that, people from Naijanistan (Northern Nigeria ) are made to serve within that area, but not in their states of origin
They stnd a better chance cos they understand the language, culture etc!
And they will know the no-go areas better than ppl from other regions!!!

Why am I not surprised I already knew the sound of his name before I finished reading the post

[quote author=baby_123]The fraudulent party. Fake address, fake lawyer, fake number used at registration. Thereby this fake party is instantly null and void. Falsified information on a government document is a crime. And this address is very juvenile, these people are not educated enough to guard a pit latrine. yawns#[/quote]Who is this one wey dey claim to sabi pass INEC??
Why don't u allow your Ogas (Buhari and Tinubu) at the top to respond first?
The may say something else

Wait let me ask my Oga at the top!

Burger01: So this mallam fit be Boko Haram!!!

Na today u know? By their utterances u shall know them

Mallam Nasir El-Rufai has joined those who are calling on the federal government to consider granting amnesty to members of the Boko Haram sect. This is even as a similar call by the Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Mohammad Saad Abubakar (III) was followed by heavy criticism from various quarters.

The Former Minister of FCT made this known on Channels Television’s breakfast programme, Sunrise Daily, where he also faulted President Goodluck Jonathan’s claim that the members of the fundamentalist sect are ghosts.

El-Rufai stated that the singular use of military force to tackle the insurgency cannot work, as it has never worked in any part of the world: “There is nowhere in the world where insurgencies have been defeated using force alone. You must have a carrot and stick approach and if amnesty is that carrot that will lead us to some peace in the country, I think it is worth exploring.”

According to him “it is very disingenuous for President Jonathan to say that Boko Haram members are ghosts because the federal government have made several statements on its relations and discussions with the sect… It is very disingenuous for security operatives to say that they don’t know Boko Haram members when over 1,000 members have been arrested and are in detention” he added.

Culled from Channels TV

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Pls how do I post a topic ? Don't know how to go about it, I will be grateful for your assistance