₦airaland Forum

the remnants of Aisha's aso rock lassa infested , 12 breasted rice eating e-rodents will soon be here

I know "Epic" is one of the most abused words in NL.
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But this picture deserves it...
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The sad but true story of Nigeria under Buhari

olatade:
Any slowpoke who shouts PDP !!! POWER in 2019 thunder fire am. It took PDP 16 solid years to mess up the country. In 10months they now want magic in solving the problems they left behind. Amadioha fire all you.

how many more months do u need to continue the blame game. We will gladly oblige if you can openly say that at the nearest petrol station

dayowunmi:
Can't movement of livestock be regulated in Nigeria? Why should cows, goats and chicken be roaming the streets? Government should just make a decree for citizens to rein in their livestock or risk losing them. That's all.

this one is talking about loss of cows without due consideration for the safety of road users
No wonder you virgin hunters give more priority to the safety of your cows...giving them army protection at the detriment of the villagers the fulanis are killing

I captioned it "When his cows heard he was on his way from America

kenonze:
See how quick he lost his composure.

Yet you keep attacking PMB on daily basis.

Glad that PMB no even get ur time to reply u

e dey pain pmb just that the incubated dullar'd no sabi use Twitter

Dee60:
It was never going to be easy to clean up the mess of 6 years, or 16 years.

Change is never easy.

If the last tenure had continued Nigeria may have bled to death now!

one of the remnants of aisha's rice eating rodents

omusiliyu:
The prophet (Sallah allayin wasalam) said woe be on one who speaks and lies in order to make people laugh, woe be on him.

what is this virgin hunter saying?

I hope the joke wont be as expensive as the one Aisha's boo played on Benue people

happy orubebe day

I will call it the lions of the 5%

Ok we don see am..... how much u dey collect for short time. U never tell us price o

latinoKingdom:
so APC is d CBN directors

see this one....under GEJ we used to hear "the buck stops at the president's table

From the tribe and producers of underaged voters and underage mothers comes this thriller. .."UNDERAGE TEACHERS"

The greatest dullard that ever liveth

knightsTempler:
BMB making sense since the time of Lord Lugard.


When you insult Goodluck Jonathan and call him AN INEFFECTUAL BUFFOON on the Economist, of course Buhari will appoint you. This administration is all about expertise on GEJ bashing. The president and Lai Mohammed are seriously battling for the most efective official. Bashing Goodluck is the only rubric for measurement and grading who is doing well in APC.

So all APC bloggers, what insultive name can you come up with for Goodluck Jonathan? Oh you do not want appointment like Tolu? Now get creative and insult GEJ. I want you all to get you "small CHANGE" too. at all at all na weeensh.

So who goes next?

- Ofugara

Bros u sef don reach hia? Wonders shall never be in short supply

The Senate Committee on Works yesterday said 11 road contractors collected N4billion last year from the federal ministry of Works and did not mobilize to sites.
Chairman of the Committee, Senator Kabiru Gaya disclosed this yesterday when the Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Mr. Babatunde Fashola appeared before his Committee on budget defence.According to him, some contractors collected N500 million while one of the contractors collected N1 billion.

He gave an instance of the dualisation of Otukpo township road, in Benue State where the contractor was paid N1 billion.Gaya demanded the minister to check the details of such contracts and report back in the next meeting noting that there is no point giving a contractor mobilization fee when he cannot perform.Responding, the minister promised to check and get back to the committee.Also the House of Representatives committee on aviation yesterday queried the Nigeria Meteorological Agency (NIMET) over a double allocation of N180 million for a single project.

The committee observed during a budget defence session with NIMET yesterday in Abuja that the agency proposed N85 million under the main budget and another N95 million from its Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) both for capital expenditure with similar sub-head in the proposed budget.

The committee chaired by Rep Nkeiruka Onyejeocha (PDP, Abia) also frowned at a practice by the agency where it would generate funds through US Dollars and remit to the Federation Account via naira.Ministry of interior and Accident Investigation Bureau (AIB) also defended their budget yesterday at the National Assembly. 

Read more at
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/11-contractors-collected-n4bn-without-going-to-site-senate/

The pussy cat of Ubima giving more work to the aso rock, lassa fever infested, apc rice eating e-rodents since may 2015 BC
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Where dem dey sef....

Laveda:
Better for them guys
They want to stop any girl anything they see on the road and ask for number

That's how they all used their leprôus fingers the other day to type shít into my mentions cause of this same ish

sorry dear the op wasn't referring to you ... from what is saw in your profile that will be a great miracle

Lalasticlala abeg wetin punch talk na true?

Where are the zombies?

The naira hit a record low of 325 to the dollar at the parallel market on Thursday as desperate importers scrambled for dollars to meet their obligations overseas.

The local currency had closed at 318 against the greenback on Wednesday, after hitting 313.5 and 310 on Tuesday and Monday, respectively.“The dollar is falling because importers need forex to bring in their goods. They cannot keep on folding their arms because there is scarcity; they must keep buying; the only thing is that the quantity may reduce,” a forex dealer told our correspondent under condition of anonymity.

The CBN has left the official exchange rate unchanged at N197 to the dollar on its official interbank window.

“We see the naira falling further in coming days if the central bank fails to lift the dollar restriction,” the Acting President, Association of Bureau De Change Operators, Aminu Gwadabe, said.Tumbling global oil prices have battered Nigeria’s oil-dependent economy, with external reserves down to an 11-year low at $27.89bn on February 9, Reuters reported.

President Muhammadu Buhari is concerned that further depreciation will hurt poor Nigerians, but the CBN’s refusal to revise the pegged exchange rate has widened a chasm between official rate and the parallel market.Last month, the central bank halted dollar sales to the BDC operators and allowed commercial banks to accept dollar deposits, in a failed effort to shore up dwindling foreign reserves.

Around 90 per cent of the nation’s foreign exchange earnings come from crude oil exports, but mismanagement of the refineries means the country must also import expensive refined fuel.The Managing Director, Financial Derivatives Company Limited, Mr. Bismarck Rewane, said it was high time the CBN came up with a forex policy that would address the forex crisis confronting the nation.

In an economic note released on Thursday, Rewane said, “Nigerians are perplexed at the endless slide of their currency, which is now trading at N325/$, the lowest point ever.“This is happening even when the oil price is up at $31pb. The debate as whether to devalue the naira is not the real issue. The discourse should be whether we need an exchange rate policy or not. The absence of a policy is a recipe for economic anarchy and a race to the bottom.”

http://www.punchng.com/naira-falls-325-dollar-shortage/

The Aso Rock rice eating , twelve breasted , lassa fever infested , e-rodents will soon arrive to defend the cancerous General

CELEBOLOFOFO:
Lets make it a reality

where are the ritualists when u need them most?

No more blames on GEJ ...next will be seun or lalasticlala