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Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 8:50pm On May 08, 2013
Smh.

Dude,where is studio,abi na Skales? Is he still around?
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 5:38pm On May 07, 2013
No place like home undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 1:47pm On Nov 21, 2012
jackpot,guy i dnt envy u sexy self atall.But i tink one of ur bo.,obs is bigger than the other,guess one of'em is leaking wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 7:22am On Nov 21, 2012
bright007: ..adjusts my bra....flaunts my brazilian hair....errr...what did u just say?....are u having a crush on me?

f.ucking tranny! angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 1:43am On Nov 21, 2012
Even u dn turn to woman...chai cry
Jokes Etc / Re: . by eldav(m): 1:41am On Nov 21, 2012
Brox u stingy woh.Only u crack joke come dey laff ontop too. . .which one u leave 4 me?Mtchw
Jokes Etc / Re: BG. . .the Best In Jokes Section. . .check Him Out(pic) by eldav(m): 1:26am On Nov 21, 2012
As funny as always. . .hmm.
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 1:22am On Nov 21, 2012
undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: OBJ & Comedian BOVI In A Mock Boxing Match ( Pic) by eldav(m): 11:22am On Sep 04, 2012
obadiah777: First of all, know your place woman. the woman is supposed to serve the man. just because we are on this online forum does not mean i cant trace you and come and give you a serious beatdown for disrespecting a man. if we lived in biblical days or afghan or iraq you recieve a death sentence just for mouthing off to a man. know your place woman angry . and yes OBJ is an old fool and an im-becile to boot. how the heck do you afford to buy a trillion naira farm on a generals salary ? he is a thief and a fool. someone who steals is a fool. scripture says
PSALMS 14 VS 1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

so by his actions ( stealing ) he has denied God and that makes him a fool.

TITUS 1 VS 16 They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.

AS SUCH HE IS AND WILL ALWAYS BE A FOOL. AND MIND YOUR TONGUE WOMAN OR I WILL CUT IT OFF WITH KNIFE. I WISH WE WERE IN AFGHAN I WOULDA TAKEN YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF YOUR NECK WITH SUYA KNIFE angry


As in,as in....

This guy na serious vexation of spirit im dey o

Bros abeg just drink dat tin OBJ bn dey drink for dat pix to calm down.....it works wonders.
Romance / Re: Most Beautiful Girl on Nairaland June 2012**GRAND FINALE** by eldav(m): 10:19pm On Jun 28, 2012
Eerm killz,will 'dimple' be the right name for that on amaryah's jaw?
Romance / Re: Most Beautiful Girl on Nairaland June 2012**GRAND FINALE** by eldav(m): 10:06pm On Jun 28, 2012
Amaryah all the way! Sweet lips...

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Romance / Re: Hw Do I Get My Dad Off My Back? by eldav(m): 9:50pm On Jun 12, 2012
kay9:
Its when u carefully (or carelessly if u prefer) suspend a big fat needle above a slightly moist hole and then u forcefully ram it home with a the force of a sledge-hammer. And then u do it over and over again.

LWKMD
Romance / Re: Falling In Love With Someone I Want To Hate by eldav(m): 12:40am On Jun 08, 2012
Flora's boy:
MY DEAR UR STORY SOUNDS LIKE A BIG LIE 4 A START

PROOF.........
1.A MAN WHO HAVE NOT SLEPT WIT U AND WANT 2 MARRY U, WIL NOT LET U KNO HE HAS MANY OTHER GIRLS IN HIS LIFE, WEATHER PAST OR PRESENT.

2.NIGERIAN PLAYERS DO NOT JUST MARRY LADIES B4 SEX, DEY TEST THEIR PRODUCTS B4 BUYIN. UNLESS D GUY NA MUGU INSTEAD OF GUY MAN WEH U CALL AM.

3.BY ALL INDICATION AND THE PSYCHOLOGY GUILDING UR WRITE UP, U RE SO MUCH IN LUV WIT THIS NEW GUY, AND I THINK U SOUNDED LIKE WHO HAV BEEN BANGED BY THIS GUY EVEN MORE THAN 12 TIMES.

PLS LOOK 4 MORE MATURED STORY 2 POST SO WE CAN HELP U.

THANKS

Lol
Crime / Re: Sexy Female Prison Officer Jailed For Having Illicit Relationships With Convicts by eldav(m): 7:36pm On Jun 07, 2012
Damn!

Just imagine how she'll look from behind grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: People Born In June, Lets Meet Here by eldav(m): 8:30pm On May 29, 2012
Mine is june 8...so i have a birthday mate,interesting. grin
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 9:47pm On May 28, 2012
He is definitely a pe.dophile.
Romance / Re: Hahaha by eldav(m): 9:43pm On May 28, 2012
This story just spoilt my good mood.

Freecocoa,you as a person know and believe that the guy is a good person and you know in your heart that he deserves better.

What that lady did is the worst thing a girl can do to her man,i cant even wish my enemy such plight.

Please advice your friend to confess to this guy,and i really hope the guy leaves her...he deserves better,that is if he is innocent too.

As for the other show man neighbour,trust me the chances of her cheating with him again is 75%,it may not be immediate but when the sin has been forgiven and she starts to remember how enjoyable it was,she'll go back.

Its either she moves far away from her neigbour or she ends it with the distant lover,cos like i said,i can see a repeat in the future.
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 9:04pm On May 28, 2012
Scares children
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 8:52pm On May 28, 2012
Bullies her father!
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 7:22pm On May 28, 2012
Mynd_44:
Still sucking his mom's bosoms

Shaves his father's pubes for him
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 5:08pm On May 28, 2012
Has a male-like voice
Romance / Re: Do Nigerian Ladies Abroad Find It More Difficult To Find Husbands? by eldav(m): 9:18am On May 28, 2012
Whatz with all the marriage wahala all the time?

The hard truth is that not every lady will get married,so if she thinks america will better her life,she should go for it.Let her hold unto what she has at the moment.

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Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie About The Person Above You ... by eldav(m): 9:31pm On May 27, 2012
Mynd_44: The first time he had sex, he cried

grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: If You Meet A Genie??? by eldav(m): 5:59pm On May 05, 2012
Kai!

Such loving,humble and submissive ladies here.God bless y'all and may your husbands forever cherish and love you all.

Eerm my ladies,abeg make una include me in una prayers so ME go marry a virtuous woman too,very important grin
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 6 by eldav(m): 7:03pm On May 02, 2012
pipmaster77:

The good thing about trading is that you can set your target, I mean you can decide how much you want to be making every day, week & month only if you are prepare to give it what it takes and what it will cost you.

Trading is an ART and it takes time to be mastered. Learn the art first and the desired money will come.

I appreciate,thanks.
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 6 by eldav(m): 4:21pm On May 02, 2012
Please i need an answer,i'm just asking for the average amount of money one can make in this business.

Please
Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 6 by eldav(m): 3:58pm On May 02, 2012
Hello brothers and sisters,

please i just want to know how profitable this business is,i know nothing about it.

How much can one make a day or monthly in this business,in naira?

Thanks.

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