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PoliticsRe: We’ll Be Ruthless Against Any Pro-biafra Protest In Lagos – Army by elderhimself(m): 9:01am On Nov 29, 2015
chuna1985:
There are over 6 million igbos in Lagos grin
I hear you..
PoliticsRe: We’ll Be Ruthless Against Any Pro-biafra Protest In Lagos – Army by elderhimself(m): 10:32pm On Nov 28, 2015
Spybradd:
oga,if you ard suffering from headache,please go take panadol and quit making a mess of ur so called elder status..
VIVA BIAFRA
VIVA NIGER DELTA
viva whatever....just take ur biafra+niger delta and go......viva la peace
PoliticsRe: We’ll Be Ruthless Against Any Pro-biafra Protest In Lagos – Army by elderhimself(m): 1:45pm On Nov 28, 2015
Chigold101:
nobody is asking Yorubas to join in the protest. The protest is only for Biafrans living in Lagos
.....

We've heard it all a thousand times so please spare me the explanations that is not needed......just carry your cross on your own.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Be Ruthless Against Any Pro-biafra Protest In Lagos – Army by elderhimself(m): 10:22am On Nov 28, 2015
What is it sef....they should please let the so called Biafra go so that we can have some peace.....morning, noon, evening and night nothing but Biafra. Can't I sleep coz of biafra.huh.... Let them go away jor. They succeed, good for them, they fail, all good too. At least if you don't learn your lessons the easy way, you'll definitely learn it the hard way.... Just know that it'll be too late to cry when the head is cut off.
PoliticsRe: We’ll Be Ruthless Against Any Pro-biafra Protest In Lagos – Army by elderhimself(m): 10:21am On Nov 28, 2015
you can go away, but pls leave the South West alone. Stop calling them to join you in your wild goose chase.
EducationRe: Nigerian Students And This Cohabitation Menace by elderhimself(m): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2015
SUGARBEE:
The rate at which Many Nigerian University Undergraduates and students engage in unwholesome relationships is becoming really alarming.

You now find students who were sent to school by their parents to study and become something in life now engage in acts such as cohabitation and in relationships which cause them more harm than good.

Unfortunately, most schools are to blame for this. Universities in the eastern part of the country have made this cohabitation thing look like it's nothing. Why would a female student cohabit with a man "In School" with most times, she getting pregnant at the end and the man dumping her.

It may look rosy and sweet love at first in the relationship but then stepping it up to cohabiting with your partner is totally unpardonable and unacceptable! The fact still remains that you and your partner are both students and for the lady, the dire consequences would be present if you do get pregnant as you may tend to stop your education.

Nigerians need to wake up to this monster called 'Cohabitation" slowly eating away our society.

Am naturally ahead. wink
why do i have the feeling that you were an A.B.U studenthuh?
CelebritiesRe: Kim, Kylie And Kourtney Joins Caitlyn Jenner In Her 66th Birthday Lunch by elderhimself(m): 9:12am On Oct 28, 2015
Her??.......i only see a "He"....
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Some Pro-biafra Activists Tearing Their Nigerian Passports by elderhimself(m): 9:02am On Oct 26, 2015
I can also pick my friend's Nigerien passport and tear it, claiming its my Nigerian passport......some people seriously and urgently needs psychiatric attention...
PoliticsRe: Premium Times : Buhari’s Anti-corruption War Targeted At Ijaws – IYC by elderhimself(m): 8:54am On Oct 26, 2015
These people should better stop being paranoid jor.....it doesnt pay.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Should Address The Biafran Activists Issue, By Chekwas Okorie. by elderhimself(m): 8:06pm On Oct 25, 2015
PhockPhockMan:
Your type is reason why this nation unworkable.


Ishilove, lalasticlala.
The type that encourage oneness and discourage rebellion...huh??
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Should Address The Biafran Activists Issue, By Chekwas Okorie. by elderhimself(m): 8:04pm On Oct 25, 2015
dizzydane:
oganla which tribe are u ?? cus i smell conspiracy..
I dont have a tribe yet......am a Nigerian.
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Should Address The Biafran Activists Issue, By Chekwas Okorie. by elderhimself(m): 4:09pm On Oct 25, 2015
Creativehuh.......Let the dogs keep barking.....when they get tired, they'll all go back to sleep. Those that hav seen war will never demand for it.
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Reasons You Go To Church? by elderhimself(m): 9:43am On Oct 25, 2015
To fellowship with other christians, get more encouragements from the alter and also more understanding of the Bible.
Christianity EtcRe: The Nonsense Of Spiritual Husbands, Wives And Children: Do They Exist? by elderhimself(m): 9:41am On Oct 25, 2015
If you believe in the spiritual dimension then things relating to the spiritual dimension definitely do exist..... I do believe that they exist.
Christianity EtcRe: Does Heaven Exist? by elderhimself(m): 4:48pm On Oct 24, 2015
chuna1985:
Den why believe in heavenhuh
Coz heaven is just greater than ur logic.
RomanceRe: What Is So Special About Marriage Proposals. Has Any Lady Ever Said NO?? by elderhimself(m): 3:09pm On Oct 24, 2015
EnlightenedSoul:
Lol. Some people can't accept that, but don't let it get to you.
yeahhhh.........everything is under control...trust me
Nairaland GeneralProof Of The Existence Of Hell by elderhimself(op): 12:24pm On Oct 24, 2015
According to urban legend, the following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry midterm.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshman year that "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and we take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Theresa kept shouting, "Oh my God."

Of course, this student received an A+
RomanceRe: What Is So Special About Marriage Proposals. Has Any Lady Ever Said NO?? by elderhimself(m): 9:04pm On Oct 23, 2015
Estharfabian:
Awwwe! sad You poor thing!!! embarassed Reading this made me Cry...NOT! cry
You're in forlorn sweery...You Fvcking need to be Rescued..."grin"
being single is the blah blah blah blah..."words of a Lonely Soul"
Lonely soulhuh??..........if only u knew......if only
Christianity EtcRe: Does Heaven Exist? by elderhimself(m): 9:02pm On Oct 23, 2015
OLAADEGBU:
Is this how you will answer the question if you were asked by an ardent sincere seeker? undecided
This is how i will answer an "insincere" seeker
Christianity EtcRe: Does Heaven Exist? by elderhimself(m): 2:07pm On Oct 23, 2015
OLAADEGBU:
Where in the Bible do I find this evidence? If you know it why not furnish us with it? undecided
The whole Book of Revelation would feed and quench ur thirst.
PoliticsRe: Leave The North Within Two Weeks… by elderhimself(m): 2:02pm On Oct 23, 2015
bugzbunny:
They are talking abt northerners but somhow... A fool must a way to drag igbos and ijaws into it...
sure u wanna knw how many awards av won for all d names av been called??......i doubt much
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Forsake Jesus And Leave Him to Suffer. by elderhimself(m): 1:50pm On Oct 23, 2015
mubarakopeyemi:
so Jesus is Human and not God? grin Good! He's human and as miraculous and as powerful as he is he's scared of pain. what's this one even saying? He was already hammered on the cross when he made that statement which means he had already felt the pain as depicted in the bible. This has nothing to do with fear or that he's afraid.

well I have gotten a point from you that Jesus is Human and not God! why do your brothers then call him God?
Understand carefully b4 u quote n dont put words into ppl's mouth. I said Jesus was 100% human doesnt mean he wasnt God. ...and yes, u think its just d nailing on the cross that brought pains. Well, to be clear, Jesus christ is 100% human and 100% God. He is my God and my everything. I sympathize with those who dont understand that........and pls, if u r not of God, dont quote me again.
FashionRe: Top 10 Foreign Female Celebs Who Are Ugly And Overrated by elderhimself(m): 11:45am On Oct 23, 2015
Durentt:
african americans are pretty.. Lets be realistic
They are not just pretty, but super pretty !!!
Christianity EtcRe: Does Heaven Exist? by elderhimself(m): 11:44am On Oct 23, 2015
OLAADEGBU:
Biblical evidence would suffice.
So now u finally need a biblical evidence??.....well, its like everything is settled now. Just pick any bible and read it, what u'll find there wld be more than enuf for u.
PoliticsRe: Leave The North Within Two Weeks… by elderhimself(m): 11:41am On Oct 23, 2015
Nigeria belongs to Nigerians. We all know that it can never happen.......pls stop acting like Igbos and Ijaws
PoliticsRe: Corruption Not Nigeria’s Major Problem – Nwabueze Tells Buhari by elderhimself(m): 11:35am On Oct 23, 2015
Truly educated people should know that corruption is the mother to all those other problems in nigeria.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Did God Forsake Jesus And Leave Him to Suffer. by elderhimself(m): 11:33am On Oct 23, 2015
God did not forsake Jesus, everything was just playing according to plan. Jesus was 100% human at that time which means he felt all that pain. Every human is afraid of pain and so was jesus. If God the father had intervened, then his mission wldnt hav been completed.
PoliticsRe: Change! Change!! APC Change!!! by elderhimself(m): 11:15am On Oct 23, 2015
Nothing can stop change, whose time has come......not even Baba Bubu.
FashionRe: Top 10 Foreign Female Celebs Who Are Ugly And Overrated by elderhimself(m): 11:14am On Oct 23, 2015
Thank heavens u didnt mention any african american on that ur list...i would have taken u to court........call me a racist!!
PoliticsRe: Mugabe Awarded Chinese (nobel) Peace Prize by elderhimself(m): 11:10am On Oct 23, 2015
Well, anyone who is not happy with that can go to court as civillized people.....
PoliticsRe: Behold Our New Customs Boss, From 504 To Flying Private Jets by elderhimself(m): 11:07am On Oct 23, 2015
That is why it's always said that no condition is permanent......wailers should pls stay clear

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