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chuna1985:I hear you.. |
Spybradd:viva whatever....just take ur biafra+niger delta and go......viva la peace |
Chigold101:..... We've heard it all a thousand times so please spare me the explanations that is not needed......just carry your cross on your own. |
What is it sef....they should please let the so called Biafra go so that we can have some peace.....morning, noon, evening and night nothing but Biafra. Can't I sleep coz of biafra. .... Let them go away jor. They succeed, good for them, they fail, all good too. At least if you don't learn your lessons the easy way, you'll definitely learn it the hard way.... Just know that it'll be too late to cry when the head is cut off. |
you can go away, but pls leave the South West alone. Stop calling them to join you in your wild goose chase. |
SUGARBEE:why do i have the feeling that you were an A.B.U student ? |
Her??.......i only see a "He".... |
I can also pick my friend's Nigerien passport and tear it, claiming its my Nigerian passport......some people seriously and urgently needs psychiatric attention... |
These people should better stop being paranoid jor.....it doesnt pay. |
PhockPhockMan:The type that encourage oneness and discourage rebellion... ?? |
dizzydane:I dont have a tribe yet......am a Nigerian. |
Creative .......Let the dogs keep barking.....when they get tired, they'll all go back to sleep. Those that hav seen war will never demand for it. |
To fellowship with other christians, get more encouragements from the alter and also more understanding of the Bible. |
If you believe in the spiritual dimension then things relating to the spiritual dimension definitely do exist..... I do believe that they exist. |
chuna1985:Coz heaven is just greater than ur logic. |
EnlightenedSoul:yeahhhh.........everything is under control...trust me |
According to urban legend, the following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry midterm. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities. 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshman year that "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and we take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Theresa kept shouting, "Oh my God." Of course, this student received an A+ |
Estharfabian:Lonely soul ??..........if only u knew......if only |
OLAADEGBU:This is how i will answer an "insincere" seeker |
OLAADEGBU:The whole Book of Revelation would feed and quench ur thirst. |
bugzbunny:sure u wanna knw how many awards av won for all d names av been called??......i doubt much |
mubarakopeyemi:Understand carefully b4 u quote n dont put words into ppl's mouth. I said Jesus was 100% human doesnt mean he wasnt God. ...and yes, u think its just d nailing on the cross that brought pains. Well, to be clear, Jesus christ is 100% human and 100% God. He is my God and my everything. I sympathize with those who dont understand that........and pls, if u r not of God, dont quote me again. |
Durentt:They are not just pretty, but super pretty !!! |
OLAADEGBU:So now u finally need a biblical evidence??.....well, its like everything is settled now. Just pick any bible and read it, what u'll find there wld be more than enuf for u. |
Nigeria belongs to Nigerians. We all know that it can never happen.......pls stop acting like Igbos and Ijaws |
Truly educated people should know that corruption is the mother to all those other problems in nigeria. |
God did not forsake Jesus, everything was just playing according to plan. Jesus was 100% human at that time which means he felt all that pain. Every human is afraid of pain and so was jesus. If God the father had intervened, then his mission wldnt hav been completed. |
Nothing can stop change, whose time has come......not even Baba Bubu. |
Thank heavens u didnt mention any african american on that ur list...i would have taken u to court........call me a racist!! |
Well, anyone who is not happy with that can go to court as civillized people..... |
That is why it's always said that no condition is permanent......wailers should pls stay clear |

.... Let them go away jor. They succeed, good for them, they fail, all good too. At least if you don't learn your lessons the easy way, you'll definitely learn it the hard way.... Just know that it'll be too late to cry when the head is cut off.
You poor thing!!!
Reading this made me Cry...NOT! 