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You this Fat chicken, better go and struggle about better things.....than being a terrorist .....#bloated tout! |
Shey una see wetin virginity dae cause And all these will be forming like virginity is the key to heaven............. I weep for some dumb souls |
Lawyers been making money.....even before the establishment of law firms........#Goes back to hide in sambisa forest. |
I also wanna trek for PDP and APC at the same time oh......and even make a return leg for free......#BuyOneGetOneFree |
Ooooohhhhhh.....ur joystick will have no choice but to go on mandatory retirement oh............#Mourns and Sobs# |
I mourn for the man's joystick......i pray he doesnt chase his grandmother too. |
Thats because they r d only ones that gives a sh¡t about virginity.... |
Not just him but his whole generation will go to jail... |
Pastor indeed........such a man aint no pastor at all !!!!........he is just a pathetic fellow. |
Cultism is nothing big nor special to us here in edo state oh....even government officials no wan take last sef. |
Hey, lets be truthful, that is how most of our federal and state university leture halls are....especially in 100level.... Except if u r not in nigeria. |
So people really dnt have work to do......in search of cheap fame ....#SorryAss |
#TeamCounterThread........waiting for singns of a nijaRunz guy |
Some people's brains need to be formatted.........why not treck to heaven sef.... |
Why not even say that the yorubas are the true israelites.........ode ni o |
Pls if u wanna tell lies, do it with a little honour. |
See this old fellow oh.....he thinks wars are fought with pot bellies ...... Park well joooorr |
If GEJ likes he should sack himself.....that is his Fu**ing business... |
Then it means that some foolish nigerian ladies will forever remain single and desperately searching (SDS).... |
I bin wan argue d thing oh.....but eehhmm, no b lie sha dem cute die !!! |
That was when we could still brag about our country Nigeria.....but now...#WEEPS#####.......infact ####weeping###### |
Nigerians will never stop being sentimental.... Jonathan is hated by the North because he is a southerner and a christian, GMB hated by d south because he is a northerner and a muslim, lets get divided shit......blah blah blah blah. Instead of us all to be praying for a better and successful Nigeria we busy pointing accusing fingers.... I call on all the hypocrites to wake up and rather than cry over spilled milk, go find something to do joor........#we still believe in Nigeria. |
Thanks to Heaven that i dont have this REPULSIVE AND UGLY thing called "tribal mark". Even though my tribe also has, i wld have cut away my face just to remove them if i had any. .....imagine the claws of a lion on my face!!! |
Where are all the muslims in the house now? Una no dae talk ?? Wake up n say something pls coz this una religion ehhhhnnnnn.........SMH for ISLAM |
Yeaaaahhhh.......and I remember some also saying they'll "open the gates of hell" for those who opposes GEJ. |
Our convoy was also stopped in Akoko-Edo LGA..at exactly ibillo market while we were takin elction materials to our collation center where they are to be distributed. We were delayed for abt 1:30mins , made to show our ID cards and also claimed to be doin that for security measures... |
Congratulations You better start thinking about how to pack your load back to Otueke |
TyPing from the bush : simple, go away coz I know u not. |
Typing from my wardrobe: Nigerians are not ready for anythin like E-JAMB. That's y they just keep dashing ppl marks so that their CBT JAMB wld b accepted by NIgerians |
Typing from under my bed : If the suitors aint coming, go after them !!! |
Typing from mango tree : M-NEt aint complete till they launch a channel in ma language too |
And all these will be forming like virginity is the key to heaven............. I weep for some dumb souls