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PoliticsRe: Buhari, Probe Jonathan For The Sake Of National Interest! - Theophilus Danjuma by elderhimself(m): 11:52am On May 24, 2015
And "when" GEJ has been found guilty, he should be tied to a pole and an Anti-Aircraft Machine Gun be wasted on his clueless soul.
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Probe Jonathan For The Sake Of National Interest! - Theophilus Danjuma by elderhimself(m): 11:47am On May 24, 2015
The name "GEJ" is rather a curse to this nation than a blessing......just look at d state of the country now that he is leaving......#our generation is at risk and i mourn for the generation of our children to come.

FATHER IN HEAVEN, WE NEED YOUR HELP!!
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Spiritual To Eat In The Dream? by elderhimself(m): 11:39am On May 24, 2015
All these superstitious bull§h!t again.....well, i hope when ur demons and devils die in ur dreams, u would also worry abt them....not rejoice
PoliticsRe: Man Climbs Tree, Says He Will Not Come Down Until A New Government Is Sworn In by elderhimself(m): 11:36am On May 24, 2015
I have also decided to sleep and not wake up untill Buhari is sworn in too........#Goes back under blanket.....and prays Buhari is sworn tomorrow mrning oh
PoliticsRe: We​’ll Resume Our Struggle If Buhari “draws First Blood” – Asari Dokubo by elderhimself(m): 9:08am On May 20, 2015
calebo101:
[b]The future is indeed pregnant. Jonathan's loss is looking like a blessing in disguise in various ways. The man get celebrated as a hero nationwide and worldwide smiley and we rediscover ourselves.

We need referendum! That's all. This marriage don tire us, we want out. Each region can fend for itself so i see no reason why we must be one. We are way too different for Christ sake. In all ramifications we are not one. Be it ideology, religion, education, mentality, anything at all. Can they just allow us to go our separate ways and chart a new course for ourselves. We are tired. We are not slaves, Buhari is not Pharaoh and Nigeria is not Egypt.

I keep salivating at the prospect of a Lower Niger republic with the ever innovative Igbos and the strong willed Niger Deltans, SS + SE is a marriage made in heaven united by God. It took time for us to realize but now we know there is no stopping us. Our parents were deceived but now we are educated and will seek change in a peaceful way and God help us, we will get it![/b]

Referendum!!!
Seek change in a peaceful way just the way Asari Dokubo is doing, right huh...... I feel sorry for some fellows.
PoliticsRe: We​’ll Resume Our Struggle If Buhari “draws First Blood” – Asari Dokubo by elderhimself(m): 8:54am On May 20, 2015
You this Fat chicken, better go and struggle about better things.....than being a terrorist .....#bloated tout!
HealthRe: Girl Dies After Lying To Doctors She's A Virgin When She Was Pregnant & Bleeding by elderhimself(m): 10:59pm On May 19, 2015
Shey una see wetin virginity dae causehuh And all these will be forming like virginity is the key to heaven............. I weep for some dumb souls
PoliticsRe: Newspaper Threatens To Sue PDP For N7m Advert Debt by elderhimself(m): 10:52pm On May 19, 2015
Lawyers been making money.....even before the establishment of law firms........#Goes back to hide in sambisa forest.
PoliticsRe: Man Who Trekked In Solidarity For APC Receives N.25 Million Cash Reward. Photo by elderhimself(m): 10:46pm On May 19, 2015
I also wanna trek for PDP and APC at the same time oh......and even make a return leg for free......#BuyOneGetOneFree
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by elderhimself(m): 10:40pm On May 19, 2015
Ooooohhhhhh.....ur joystick will have no choice but to go on mandatory retirement oh............#Mourns and Sobs#
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping Nine-year-old Daughter Of His Girlfriend by elderhimself(m): 10:14pm On May 19, 2015
I mourn for the man's joystick......i pray he doesnt chase his grandmother too.
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Only Girls Are Asked To Keep Their Virginity? by elderhimself(m): 9:40pm On May 19, 2015
Thats because they r d only ones that gives a sh¡t about virginity....
PoliticsRe: 2.744bn SURE-P FUNDS: Touch It & Go To Jail- El Rufai Warns Mukhtar Yero by elderhimself(m): 9:36pm On May 19, 2015
Not just him but his whole generation will go to jail...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Impregnates Married Woman & Her 2 Daughters During All-night Prayers by elderhimself(m): 9:32pm On May 19, 2015
Pastor indeed........such a man aint no pastor at all !!!!........he is just a pathetic fellow.
CrimeRe: Benin Police Arrest 14 JSS Students For Alleged Cultism by elderhimself(m): 9:26pm On May 19, 2015
Cultism is nothing big nor special to us here in edo state oh....even government officials no wan take last sef.
EducationRe: Sad! Lecture Room 184 At The University of Jos.(pic) by elderhimself(m): 9:22pm On May 19, 2015
Hey, lets be truthful, that is how most of our federal and state university leture halls are....especially in 100level.... Except if u r not in nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Lawyer To Drag Buhari To Court For Dropping General Title From Name by elderhimself(m): 9:17pm On May 19, 2015
So people really dnt have work to do......in search of cheap fame ....#SorryAss
RomanceRe: Guys, Characteristics Of A Nigerian Runz Girl by elderhimself(m): 6:40pm On May 18, 2015
#TeamCounterThread........waiting for singns of a nijaRunz guy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by elderhimself(m): 6:28pm On May 18, 2015
Some people's brains need to be formatted.........why not treck to heaven sef....
PoliticsRe: Two Scriptural Evidence That Shows The Yoruba Race are From Israel by elderhimself(m): 5:44pm On May 18, 2015
Why not even say that the yorubas are the true israelites.........ode ni o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Forgets Phone In Patient’s Womb; I Felt Something Vibrating In My Stomach by elderhimself(m): 5:40pm On May 18, 2015
Pls if u wanna tell lies, do it with a little honour.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Is Afraid Of Buhari - Asari-dokubo Threatens War by elderhimself(m): 5:31pm On May 18, 2015
See this old fellow oh.....he thinks wars are fought with pot bellieshuh...... Park well joooorr
PoliticsRe: Uju Hassan-Baba Appointed As Acting Executive-Secretary Of NIPC By Jonathan by elderhimself(m): 5:25pm On May 18, 2015
If GEJ likes he should sack himself.....that is his Fu**ing business...
RomanceRe: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by elderhimself(m): 5:21pm On May 18, 2015
Then it means that some foolish nigerian ladies will forever remain single and desperately searching (SDS)....
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Cutest Twins In Nigeria – Guess Who Is Their Father?? (+photos) by elderhimself(m): 5:14pm On May 18, 2015
I bin wan argue d thing oh.....but eehhmm, no b lie sha dem cute die !!!
PoliticsRe: How Many Of You Still Remember Our Beautiful And Wonderful Coin by elderhimself(m): 5:09pm On May 18, 2015
That was when we could still brag about our country Nigeria.....but now...#WEEPS#####.......infact ####weeping######
PoliticsRe: Tanko: 'How Imams, Northern Intellectuals, Incited The North Against Jonathan' by elderhimself(m): 3:36pm On May 02, 2015
Nigerians will never stop being sentimental.... Jonathan is hated by the North because he is a southerner and a christian, GMB hated by d south because he is a northerner and a muslim, lets get divided shit......blah blah blah blah. Instead of us all to be praying for a better and successful Nigeria we busy pointing accusing fingers.... I call on all the hypocrites to wake up and rather than cry over spilled milk, go find something to do joor........#we still believe in Nigeria.
CultureRe: Photos: Are Tribal Marks Attractive Or Repulsive? by elderhimself(m): 12:51pm On May 02, 2015
Thanks to Heaven that i dont have this REPULSIVE AND UGLY thing called "tribal mark". Even though my tribe also has, i wld have cut away my face just to remove them if i had any.

.....imagine the claws of a lion on my face!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Youths Set Baptist Church Ablaze In Kano (photo) by elderhimself(m): 10:56am On Apr 08, 2015
Where are all the muslims in the house now? Una no dae talkhuh?? Wake up n say something pls coz this una religion ehhhhnnnnn.........SMH for ISLAM
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pastors Who Predicted 2015 Elections Outcome Woefully by elderhimself(m): 9:51am On Apr 04, 2015
Yeaaaahhhh.......and I remember some also saying they'll "open the gates of hell" for those who opposes GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by elderhimself(m): 7:42am On Mar 29, 2015
Our convoy was also stopped in Akoko-Edo LGA..at exactly ibillo market while we were takin elction materials to our collation center where they are to be distributed. We were delayed for abt 1:30mins , made to show our ID cards and also claimed to be doin that for security measures...

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