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PoliticsRe: We​’ll Resume Our Struggle If Buhari “draws First Blood” – Asari Dokubo by elderhimself(m): 8:54am On May 20, 2015
You this Fat chicken, better go and struggle about better things.....than being a terrorist .....#bloated tout!
HealthRe: Girl Dies After Lying To Doctors She's A Virgin When She Was Pregnant & Bleeding by elderhimself(m): 10:59pm On May 19, 2015
Shey una see wetin virginity dae causehuh And all these will be forming like virginity is the key to heaven............. I weep for some dumb souls
PoliticsRe: Newspaper Threatens To Sue PDP For N7m Advert Debt by elderhimself(m): 10:52pm On May 19, 2015
Lawyers been making money.....even before the establishment of law firms........#Goes back to hide in sambisa forest.
PoliticsRe: Man Who Trekked In Solidarity For APC Receives N.25 Million Cash Reward. Photo by elderhimself(m): 10:46pm On May 19, 2015
I also wanna trek for PDP and APC at the same time oh......and even make a return leg for free......#BuyOneGetOneFree
RomanceRe: My Wife Forces Me To Have Sex With Her Almost 8 Times A Day by elderhimself(m): 10:40pm On May 19, 2015
Ooooohhhhhh.....ur joystick will have no choice but to go on mandatory retirement oh............#Mourns and Sobs#
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Raping Nine-year-old Daughter Of His Girlfriend by elderhimself(m): 10:14pm On May 19, 2015
I mourn for the man's joystick......i pray he doesnt chase his grandmother too.
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Only Girls Are Asked To Keep Their Virginity? by elderhimself(m): 9:40pm On May 19, 2015
Thats because they r d only ones that gives a sh¡t about virginity....
PoliticsRe: 2.744bn SURE-P FUNDS: Touch It & Go To Jail- El Rufai Warns Mukhtar Yero by elderhimself(m): 9:36pm On May 19, 2015
Not just him but his whole generation will go to jail...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Impregnates Married Woman & Her 2 Daughters During All-night Prayers by elderhimself(m): 9:32pm On May 19, 2015
Pastor indeed........such a man aint no pastor at all !!!!........he is just a pathetic fellow.
CrimeRe: Benin Police Arrest 14 JSS Students For Alleged Cultism by elderhimself(m): 9:26pm On May 19, 2015
Cultism is nothing big nor special to us here in edo state oh....even government officials no wan take last sef.
EducationRe: Sad! Lecture Room 184 At The University of Jos.(pic) by elderhimself(m): 9:22pm On May 19, 2015
Hey, lets be truthful, that is how most of our federal and state university leture halls are....especially in 100level.... Except if u r not in nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Lawyer To Drag Buhari To Court For Dropping General Title From Name by elderhimself(m): 9:17pm On May 19, 2015
So people really dnt have work to do......in search of cheap fame ....#SorryAss
RomanceRe: Guys, Characteristics Of A Nigerian Runz Girl by elderhimself(m): 6:40pm On May 18, 2015
#TeamCounterThread........waiting for singns of a nijaRunz guy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Five Men Plan To Trek To Mecca For Buhari by elderhimself(m): 6:28pm On May 18, 2015
Some people's brains need to be formatted.........why not treck to heaven sef....
PoliticsRe: Two Scriptural Evidence That Shows The Yoruba Race are From Israel by elderhimself(m): 5:44pm On May 18, 2015
Why not even say that the yorubas are the true israelites.........ode ni o
Nairaland GeneralRe: Doctor Forgets Phone In Patient’s Womb; I Felt Something Vibrating In My Stomach by elderhimself(m): 5:40pm On May 18, 2015
Pls if u wanna tell lies, do it with a little honour.
PoliticsRe: Nobody Is Afraid Of Buhari - Asari-dokubo Threatens War by elderhimself(m): 5:31pm On May 18, 2015
See this old fellow oh.....he thinks wars are fought with pot bellieshuh...... Park well joooorr
PoliticsRe: Uju Hassan-Baba Appointed As Acting Executive-Secretary Of NIPC By Jonathan by elderhimself(m): 5:25pm On May 18, 2015
If GEJ likes he should sack himself.....that is his Fu**ing business...
RomanceRe: Funny Reasons Nigerian Ladies Turn Down Marriage Proposal From Guys by elderhimself(m): 5:21pm On May 18, 2015
Then it means that some foolish nigerian ladies will forever remain single and desperately searching (SDS)....
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Cutest Twins In Nigeria – Guess Who Is Their Father?? (+photos) by elderhimself(m): 5:14pm On May 18, 2015
I bin wan argue d thing oh.....but eehhmm, no b lie sha dem cute die !!!
PoliticsRe: How Many Of You Still Remember Our Beautiful And Wonderful Coin by elderhimself(m): 5:09pm On May 18, 2015
That was when we could still brag about our country Nigeria.....but now...#WEEPS#####.......infact ####weeping######
PoliticsRe: Tanko: 'How Imams, Northern Intellectuals, Incited The North Against Jonathan' by elderhimself(m): 3:36pm On May 02, 2015
Nigerians will never stop being sentimental.... Jonathan is hated by the North because he is a southerner and a christian, GMB hated by d south because he is a northerner and a muslim, lets get divided shit......blah blah blah blah. Instead of us all to be praying for a better and successful Nigeria we busy pointing accusing fingers.... I call on all the hypocrites to wake up and rather than cry over spilled milk, go find something to do joor........#we still believe in Nigeria.
CultureRe: Photos: Are Tribal Marks Attractive Or Repulsive? by elderhimself(m): 12:51pm On May 02, 2015
Thanks to Heaven that i dont have this REPULSIVE AND UGLY thing called "tribal mark". Even though my tribe also has, i wld have cut away my face just to remove them if i had any.

.....imagine the claws of a lion on my face!!!
Christianity EtcRe: Youths Set Baptist Church Ablaze In Kano (photo) by elderhimself(m): 10:56am On Apr 08, 2015
Where are all the muslims in the house now? Una no dae talkhuh?? Wake up n say something pls coz this una religion ehhhhnnnnn.........SMH for ISLAM
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Pastors Who Predicted 2015 Elections Outcome Woefully by elderhimself(m): 9:51am On Apr 04, 2015
Yeaaaahhhh.......and I remember some also saying they'll "open the gates of hell" for those who opposes GEJ.
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by elderhimself(m): 7:42am On Mar 29, 2015
Our convoy was also stopped in Akoko-Edo LGA..at exactly ibillo market while we were takin elction materials to our collation center where they are to be distributed. We were delayed for abt 1:30mins , made to show our ID cards and also claimed to be doin that for security measures...
Foreign AffairsRe: Jonathan Congratulates Netanyahu On His Re-Election As Israeli Prime Minister by elderhimself(m): 10:50am On Mar 21, 2015
Congratulationshuh You better start thinking about how to pack your load back to Otueke
RomanceRe: LADIES: What Would You Do In This Situation? (PIC) by elderhimself(m): 10:47am On Mar 21, 2015
TyPing from the bush : simple, go away coz I know u not.
EducationRe: FG To Establish JAMB E-testing Centres In 774 LGAs by elderhimself(m): 10:44am On Mar 21, 2015
Typing from my wardrobe: Nigerians are not ready for anythin like E-JAMB. That's y they just keep dashing ppl marks so that their CBT JAMB wld b accepted by NIgerians
FamilyRe: How Can A 37 Yrs Old Single Lady Attract Suitors? by elderhimself(m): 10:40am On Mar 21, 2015
Typing from under my bed : If the suitors aint coming, go after them !!!
CultureRe: M-NET FINALLY LAUNCHES AFRICA MAGIC IGBO by elderhimself(m): 10:37am On Mar 21, 2015
Typing from mango tree : M-NEt aint complete till they launch a channel in ma language too

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