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y una dey treat efe like dis, she no deserve am ooo

dis one na bad luck ooo

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

EFE!!!!, u wont leave me here under idowu plsssss save me

strong head

idowu, na ur own swagga dey different, anyway efe, u can come to my place, idowu would be glad to see u, at least ur presence will make her leave me alone

*tries to struggle, but idowu has pinned him down in a cant let go position*

A married couple is sleeping when the phone rings at 3 a.m. The wife picks up the phone and, after a few seconds, replies,"How am I supposed to know? We're 200 miles inland!"and hangs up.
Her husband rolls over and asks,"Sweetheart, who was that?"
"I don't know,some dumb bitch asking if the coast is clear."


its kinda technical but u av to read it well again

see trouble ooo

There where three nuns who never did anything wrong. One day the high priest came to them and told them that in order to become better nuns they had to do something bad and then drink from the holy water. So the three nuns went out that same day and did something wrong. The first nun came and the high priest asked her what she did wrong. " I took a lollipop from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then the second one came back and the high priest asked her what she did wrong, she said " I took a balloon from a little kid." So he let her drink from the holy water. Then came the third. "What did you do wrong?" asked the high priest. " Well", she said," I peed in the holy water."

i wont shout (indeed she wont shout)

A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here".
The hudband says: "You are crazy. people will hear and see us".
"But everybody is asleep", claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me and nobody even hears what i'm saying".
So the woman says in a low voice: "Can I have some water please?". But noone answers. So the husband starts having sex with her.

After the plane lands, a man runs to the steward and says: "quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5 hours".
The steward gives him water and asks him: "why didn't you ask for water during the flight?
so the guy says: "No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!".

dis one na serious case ooo

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to dinner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”

The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”

wetin do d all and lively efe, oya no do like dis na, goto d offtopic thread and reconcile wiff ur boy plsss

vicks ur a hmph, hmph, infact na ur business jor, anyway make i go meet my idowu jor

*runs to ido carries her and packages her bosoms to himself*

vicks wetin dey do u self na, behave and just reconcile wiff dis babe

Idowuogbo:
shiiooor , i dint want a third part sef
c as your head strong like sedimentary rock
cool down joor

lolzzzzzzz ROTFLMAO

i like dat reply jor idowu

y are u guys acting like dis self mtseeeww

Vic2k3:
Element tnx 4 your advice but i don't fink i will buy it.

man y are u soo stoneheaded (no offence), anyway i knw dat sooner or later u and efe will reconcile

eve of birthday ko, adam of birthday ni, just behave like a man and forgive her jor

and vicks, are u fighting with efe, cos i dont understand y ur calling her an heartbreaker, be like me jor, just reconcile and forget d past

@efe, its true dont hit ur darling ooo, its not a gud thing

dats y me luv my idowu

blacksta:
All these silly games sef - smh

jealousy no go kill u self mtseeeeeeewwwwwww

Idowuogbo:
lwkmd u sure no how to level up
i hia u but dont liv me out again oo
ndidiamaka jumps into her honet bck and kisses him all over his neck and face
so hard she livs a hikkie

cheeeeeeiiiiii, my head don bomb karakata, now dis is d real aba girl i knw

@my idowu, so u still mad at me

my honeypie, sweetysweety, only cockroach in my cupboard, d only maggi in my soup, d only sugar in my tea, d only petrol in my generator (d one dat keeps me going) oya no vex now

huh people, i'll see ya later man, i need to go cool myself off

*element sadly leaves Nland* see ya later guys

anyway vicks, how body na?

i just wonder how am guilty now, infact i no just understand d chic, i dey try explain and still she dey push me enter lagoon, anyway if na wetin she want be dat, well fine she's free to make her decisions

vicks thank God ur here, u wanna knw wats popping, am fried and dat is wat is popping, idowu thinks am cheating on her

yep, i do, and am not ready to lose her on Nland

lolzz

and carries the princess of Nland (huh who's dat anyway ) and uses his mighty sword to slay d boring spirit of d Jokes section

oh ok u will help me convince her dat its not wat she thinks right?

talk to her? EFE!!!!!!

lolz blacksta, me self kneel down join dey beg u ooo