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*parks my aston martin outside d bar and walks in, takes off my glasses* i guess i didnt miss much, this old same bar ran all through d year huh? Dat aint retardation to me but a record, Thumbs up jackie

There was dis guy who wanted to take breakfast, so he went out to buy eggs. When he got back, he cracked one open and was surprised to find it empty. He assumed it as error of nature and cracked another one, only to find it empty again. He cracked all d eggs open but they were all empty.
He got furious and went to d shop where he bought d eggs to lay his complain. They said it was a lie and he told them to break their eggs. They did and were surprised to find them all empty. They too got mad and went to d poultry where they bought d eggs to lay their complain. The owner of the poultry said it was a lie and they told him to break all his eggs and when he did, all of them were empty too. It was a mystery that they couldnt solve.
Suddenly, two chickens just passed, saw them and said to d other chicken "see dis mugus, dem think say dem smart abi? Dem no knw say we self don dey use condom"

dani1luv:
kk, So what you saying in essence is that we should leave the Joke Offtopic thread to continue in its boredom??

tell me dani, do u just think the name "jackpot" attracts boredom, cos i dont just get d basics of this argument, what's ur probability that if another person or even you goes to open a new thread, we wont tell each other happy new year 5 times there

was u talking to me stud?

@ Dani, awww man,  u guys dont have to be dat harsh,  anyone could fall into d hole,  when i ran d thread,  i know it got full quick but it doesnt mean one day i wont go dry   give him a break please

mikuz:
^ take it easy with the mad dog!

i'll try to, but wtf is he still doing in this section, we FOR DON PUSH AM OUT SINCE!!! he is just making us move backward

eeyaa, new comers heh? well sha i understand

@BIN, Olorun ni mo fi be e, get the hell out of my thread

lets just get straight to d point,  u need alot of imagination to get d joke


There was a rich man who sent his son Junior to d village to school,  This silly mumu was a dullard in d city but u know na, d guy go wan prove for d local folks,  im go come dey blow gramma for school,  Teachers come like d boy,  every day na junior go mark, talk for assembly, even na him go set exam question mark am too,  Teachers just like dis guy, 

The mumu boy didnt know dat one senior Supa was beefing him in d school,  So one day now, Junior was walking and he mistakenly stepped on Snr. Supa,  Na so supa just vex, without thinking twice, im don dash dis boy 24 slaps for head,  Na so Junior cry go report for staff room

(Now d crazy part)
The teachers called Supa,  when he came,  they asked

Teacher: Why did u slap Junior?
Supa: he emmmm,  emmm
Teacher: I said Why?
Supa: he ruding
Teacher: eh wat did u say
Supa: sorry sir,  he ruded
Teacher: In my school,  U speak such blunder?
Supa: Am sorry sir,  he rudende
Teacher: Get out,  u r gonna face d punishment of your life

(On Snr. Supa's way out of d staff room, one of the teacher's said) e file, e je ko so yoruba now,

Supa never even wait make teacher land na so im start,

Ese ma,  omo oriburuku ti won pe ni junior yi ma ni,  lo wa fe aya gengen ti o se burukutu ti o de te mi mole,  mo de fi ibinu fo eti buruku re kuro   

which kind soul dis guy get self? u be human?

happy birthday my ex-baby baby, all them bad belles who wan make u quench go use acid clean yansh

y house dull like dis na?

wats up guys? Wats popping? I don miss oo

glad u guys laughed

nland jokers don busy ooo, 69 pages since this guy don open bar, business no go well for him sha (no offence)

see wetin BB don cause for other phones

bin, i cant say its bad though, but i think u have mentally improved, keep up d good work sha  

they "BREAKS UP" El G, u know do me good ooo

dis is mad puzzle, i cant even deduce it

mtseewww, dirty boys

Every man is a millionaire by his sperm count. And the funny thing is that even these millions are also spent on Women.

if efe catch una two, na una go do cockroach

just bone d crap bro

My second El G, abeg bone those shit jor, u know ur far better dan all dis

hmm so na acc conflict cause all this rubbish abi?

cant they just ban dis guy and forget him

A beautiful young woman goes to the Doctor's and say's. Doctor will you examine me I think there is something wrong with me

The Doctor say's. UnCloth and jump on the couch. The woman did what he asked. Then the Doctor starts rubbing his hand up and down her thigh, and he say's. Do you know what I'm doing

The woman say's. Yes you are checking my legs for skin defects

The Doctor say's. Yes that's right. Then he starts to handle her breast's and say's. Do you know what I'm doing now

The woman say's. Yes you are checking my breast's for cancerous lumps

The Doctor say's. That's right again. Then he drop's his pants and mounts her and say's. Now what am I doing

The woman say's. Catching Syphilis, that's what I came in about.