u can say dat again bro

The Pope Was Jerking him self off behind a statue in the Vatican grounds

Suddenly he hears a noise and turns round, and there's this Japanese fellah with a big smile all over his face, and a camera in his hand

The Pope, Totally embarrassed, Say's, You must sell me that camera. I will give you $1,000 for it

The Japanese fellah agree's and sell's the camera to the Pope

As the Pope was standing there looking at the camera, up walked a Monsignor who say's to the Pope, That's a nice camera

The Pope say's yes, I've just bought it from a Japanese man for $1,000

The Monsignor say's, Your Holiness, He must have seen you cuming

Sorry guys, i know its been long since i cracked ribs (as u know dats y i was designed) anyway here's a little sumthing for u guys and trust me, am working on one dat will rock ur world upside down


This couple are having difficulty with their sex life. So the husband went to the doctor and ask's the doctor is there anything they can do about it

The Doctor say's tell me what's up

So the husband say's, In the evening when we are down stairs we're alright, but when we go to bed and we start to talk about it, we go off it

The Doctor said, I think I know the problem. When you go to bed and start to talk about it, you will have call your private parts by other names

So the husband goes home and tells his wife what the Doctor had said

His wife said, alright we will try that then. I'll call mine the washing machine

So the husband said, In that case I'll call mine the dirty washing

That night in bed the husband said, Darling, can I put the dirty washing in the washing machine

She said no I've got a headache

The following night they're lay there, and she said, Darling, do you want to put the dirty washing in the washing machine

He said, no, I hand washed it last night.

was dis meant to be funny?

dani1luv:

one more thing, any post or thread i see concerning dis same issue again would be deleted and might warrant a ban,

abeg oga dan, free d guys jor make dem sort things out *rubs palms with a mischievous smile* i love dis kind of issue

see dis old woman, so u don land at last

wats up people, howz d house pumping

good for u

jackpot, u are mad for sayin i will write jamb, i claim d words of Durella "forward ever, BACKWARD NEVER"
@sophy, better no mind d bobo

no thank me jor, nobody needs to tell u dat u did great before u know it jor, u were classic

Man dat was a crazy mad joke i swear i love it, SUPER CLASSIC!!!

u self gbadun am, mehn dat guy go make am ooo

bin gbagbo don turn to demon self, how im spirit take enter studio body

*runs under the table to dodge d arrow* am okay, body is running wella, girls dey gimme d friction

nice one poster, got me laughing hard

sophizzy, so u too don turn to celeb for here, oya take one gbosa

*parks his jaguar and enters d house* sup people

wetin i wan use am do? abeg free me, wetin i dey carry pass dat one

yeepaaaa, U BAD OOOO!!!

wat am i guessing? and OMG!!! WTF is dat

*parks his new jaguar and swaggas into d joint* wats up my guys

dis ya thread never die

HOLY BLOOD OF MOSES!!!!

lol girl u bad gan

ROTFLMAO

u talk too much red baby

then re-follow, cos me i dey do am with sense

u are sick

*quickly takes his jaguar and goes to park it far away* okay una fit fight now, dat jaguar must not scratch

El dis kolo thing never leave ur body

ID, which lil koboko, u self go fear when u see am

*picks a chair and sits down* okay i don stay