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*yawns* seriously.. i don dey old ooo... hey ID.. shey u get those drinks like opa eyin wey dey adjust backscrews

Nigerian Democracy Result 2012:
Subject. Grade
1. Health. F9
2. Education. F9
3. Security. F9
4. Corruption A1
5. Agriculture F9
6. Justice. F9
7. Peace. F9
8. Unity. F9
9. Poverty. C6
10. Light. F12
11. Business F9.
12. Robbery. A1
Happy Democracy day Nigeria. God help us amen.

am confused here... wats going on

nice ones

umm girls abeg no vex

lolz... more pics

see mugu

o boy nice one man

check the near by bush

*drives in with my 2012 jaguar and parks it* its really been a long time dudes... wassup

tnx dude, All this newbies dat talk crap, 4 where una pack them come from?

I was a very happy
man. My wonderful
girlfriend and I had
been dating for
over a year, and so
we decided to get
married. There was
only one little thing
bothering me—it
was her beautiful
younger sister.
My prospective
sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore
very tight
miniskirts, and
generally was bra-
less. She would
regularly bend
down when she
was near me, and I
always got more
than a nice view. It
had to be
deliberate.
Because she never
did it when she
was near anyone
else.
One day her “little”
sister called and
asked me to come
over to check the
wedding
invitations. She
was alone when I
arrived, and she
whispered to me
that she had
feelings and
desires for me that
she couldn’t
overcome. She told
me that she
wanted me just
once before I got
married and
committed my life
to her sister. Well, I
was in total shock,
and couldn’t say a
word.
She said, “I’m going
upstairs to my
bedroom, and if
you want one last
wild fling, just
come up and get
me.”
I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I
watched her go up
the stairs. I stood
there for a
moment, then
turned and made a
beeline straight to
the front door.
I opened the door,
and headed
straight towards
my car. Lo and
behold, my entire
future family was
standing outside,
all clapping!
With tears in his
eyes, my father-in-
law hugged me and
said, “We are very
happy that you
have passed our
little test. We
couldn’t ask for a
better man for our
daughter. Welcome
to the family.”
And the moral of
this story is:
Always keep your
condoms in your
car. lol

who's in d house?

Nigerians pls vote
1999-2007 obasanjo regim(obasanjo lived his wife died)
2007-2010 yaradua regim (yaradua died his wife lived)
2010-2015 Goodluck jonathan
who will live and who will die
a)goodluck jonathan (b)patience jonathan (c)both of them
pls drop ur comment

Nigerians pls vote
1999-2007 obasanjo regim(obasanjo lived his wife died)
2007-2010 yaradua regim (yaradua died his wife lived)
2010-2015 Goodluck jonathan
who will live and who will die
a)goodluck jonathan (b)patience jonathan (c)both of them
pls drop ur comment

Lol nice one poster

Idowuogbo:
EmMmh peroxide who u dey follow yarn dust , pls go soak sand drink see dis 1 one mtseeeeew.I wasn't joking wen I told u to delete ursef omo forget u mannn.Case closed

damn dis is bigger than i thought, Ok sha no lele, am out *picks my car keys, pays 4 ma drinks and walks out*

Badowski, chill na, Cut me some slack, i didnt kill, neither did u, How does murder have to come into this?

@labaks
tnx girl, i knew people like u would still be around d corner

@mucus
am not 49 and am not ready to disclose my age, U just keep bad mouthing everything, Let me tell u d truth, the relationship u have with anyone here aint based on 'like' or 'love' but based on 'TOLERANCE', I rest my case

See as d love wey we get 4 each other b4 dey start to dey separate, No wonder d section no move forward, Wetin we go do like dis oo

@id
abeg my ndidiamaka, No vex 4 me, till i retire 4 nland, i no go forget my lovename 4 u, d gods of nland aint happy with d vexation na, Oya make i near u, make u near me, make we show people how things dey run 4 nland b4

No whine us jor

i dont have words to exchange with u, learn to read between lines and understand before opening dat canal u call mouth, i rest my case

yo stud my man, wats up with u now,
i hear say na u dey run things for nland na

@ID,
no shakes, i no say i don push u reach max level, i go shift go my side make u too dey ur arena

no offense guys, but at least booqee u have a good sense of approach at things unlike mucus

@mucus,
by d way i wonder how u are gonna help d section cos i have been off for like over a year and i hear new dudes like u are in, wat can u do to teach we old dudes, abeg talk ooo cos u just come here they blow mouth like goat wey dem inject chloroquine mtscheewww

jackpot:
@mikuz
sup, bro no. Why I go fear skirt? I dey "crace"? Lol
*musters up courage*
your wife in your bar. her name is . .
*clears throat*
er. . . .I. .do. .do. .dodo. .dowu. .wu. .wuwu. .wuo. .o. .oo. .ogbo *winks mischievously*

did i tell u i have a prob with her, if she was here, i'd hug her so dont think u are getting me scared or something

chei!! see bad belle levels for nland, no wonder this place aint moving on, before u dude came into d equation, we wall all doing good

@stud,
if i have ever learnt anything about u, its d fact dat its useless gettin mad at u,  Its always been u not aving gud comments on posts but its my honor to av u on my topic,  Tnx bro 4 d nice welcome and gudluck running 4 dis year's best poster

@mikuz
y dnt u just keep mute, pick your mouse, highlight it and copy it cos d only thing u knw how to do is follow-follow, u dis un-unique deciphered nonentity

Who be errr, Talk jor abi u dey fear her?

Yh tnx bro

Am cool my man, but by the way, which wife u give me?