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Lol dis gurl is really sumfin else... gentle guy like don jazzy ehn

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/don-jazzy-is-really-hotthe-kind-i-want.html

Lol d man sef try... if i hear say i do dah kind thing

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/my-husband-once-told-me-i-didnt-kiss.html

The pretty bad naughty girl is responsible afterall

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/maheeda-showsoff-her-pretty-daughter.html

Like seriously? lmao

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/beverly-osu-i-dream-of-establishing.html

Lwkmd! Na by force to serve Nigeria ooo

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/fake-nysc-members-arrested-by-icpc.html

An interview with stephen keshi after yesterday's victory
http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/we-will-be-winners-in-nigeria-we-have.html

The sexy lady felt so happy and shared her family pics

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/photos-actress-mercy-johnson-shares_14.html

Shocking!!! What would have happened...

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/frank-edoho-and-i-should-never-have.html

See how Nigeria turn shit to perfume for this guy!!! Your life don better jare... tnx to ASUU

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/ASUU-made-me-take-part-in-project-fame.html

Really crazy!!! Nawa for dis girl ehn
http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/photo-check-out-afrocandy-in-her.html

Omo, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112…
There was a robbery in my neighbour’s house and I called them… next thing I heard was .
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3.
Then I pressed 1… then another voice came up….For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please
hang up….
Den I pressed 2, anoda voice came up….
If they’re with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6…
Then i checked and saw theywere with all of them then I pressed 6… anoda voice came up sayin….
Hmmmm…! My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come?.,.;.;’,'YEY

Akpors has been admiring
his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpors didn’t know how T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ approach the lady to tell her of his desires … because she’s married. So, one day the lady herself approached Akpors alone in his apartment. AKPORS: Hi.
LADY: Hi.
AKPORS: Is everything
alright?
… LADY: Yes. Just need little
help from you (Smiling seductively).
AKPORS: Wow! Anything for
the angel.
LADY: I…I…I…jus­t don’t
know how to say this. I’ll be so
ashamed ƒ myself if I ask and you say no.
AKPORS: Oh my lady. you
don’t have to. I am ready to do
anything for you. LADY:
You know, it’s been over 3
weeks since my husband travelled… AKPORS: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he’s
around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…­ AKPORS: Oh poor
you… You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know you’ll be
stronger than him…
AKPORS: Sure.
LADY: Can you help me?
AKPORS: Wow! Now? Sure,
I’m ready if you are ready. LADY: Oh thanks
goodness! that’s why I came to you. Can you help me
carry our deep freezer
from our kitchen to the next
street for repairs?

Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, “Hello, could u give me condom?
I’m going 2 my girlfriend’s place 4 dinner & I think I mayb in with a chance!”
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was going out he returns & says,”Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me & I think I might strike a luck there too.
“D pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he was leaving, again he turns back & says “Give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s mom is still pretty cute & when she sees me she always makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner I think she is
expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him. When d girlfriend’s Dad walks in, Akpors lowers his head & starts d dinner prayer.”Dear Lord, bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u’v given
us” 10minutes after, Akpors was still praying “Thank u Lord 4 ur kindness.” Another Ten minutes gone by & he is still praying, keeping his head down, very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him & whispered, “I didn’t know u’r so religious. “Akpors replies, “I
never knew ur dad was a pharmacist!”.

BOY: Baibe, i know i did u wrong but i just ask 4 ur forgiveness….
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes ago.
BOY: Hunnie, please just forgive me… am a human being and am not perfect neither are you…
GAL:[message seen] 2minutes ago.
BOY: U remember insulting me the other day?
… Did i not forgive u swits?
GAL:[message seen] 2minutes ago.
BOY: Hunnie please, dont do this to me … i love u and i dont wanna luz u….
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes ago.
BOY: Listen baibe, i have just received my salary and i have put aside 500,000/- just to go out with u,
do some shopping,
go to a big hotel and just have a nice time to make it up to you….
are u gonna join me hun?
GAL: Woow! Thats awesome hunnie, where should i find u baibe?
i cant wait to make up with u my love
BOY:[message seen]just a minute ago.
GAL: Darling are u still there?
BOY:[message seen]2minutes ago.

She don see mugu na

Akpors sits next to a girl on a table in a hotel

Akpors: hello madam?
Lady: what is it?
Akpors: sorry madam , just wanted to ask what the time is on your watch?
Lady: ehee …now you think my watch is used as a public clock huh? Go away and stop wasting my time
Akpors: but madam
Lady: shut up!!!

Akpors takes out his Apple phone and makes call
Akpors: hello John I just settled from Washington D.C can you please tell me what time it is right now so that I set my clock to the local time since it still reads American time? *she listens*

Ok, thank you and today don’t forget to come for the galaxy tablet that you requested * she listens*
Since my girl is still in America bring me a beautiful girl to spend my money with tonight Ok bye

Lady: sir the time is ….
Akpors: shut up !!!!!

I’m tired of this Dettol
adverts, children now
believe there are Germs
everywhere.
My 5yr old cousin goes
around with a Dettol
pet can in his pocket.
He sprinkles his friends
before playing with
them even his books
before reading.
This morning my rice
tasted awful, I took a
few spoons before I
realized my cousin had
poured Dettol in my
food to kill germs.

woah lol.. just looked at it well.. its actually 13 .. serzly dat thing wan run me down sha

berylLOL: goan sleep dear.

dont worry.. u'll get a very HARDWORKING man

lol shoulda even say goat vs chicken?

Dont mind the topic.. welcome to my end of the year thread... been a while since i made a post on d board.. Imagine OLD MAN LIKE ME!!

well the lil talk on ground now is wat we term "ta si"... ur free to pick on whoever u wanna pick on, ironical abuses infact are wonderfully welcomed (meaning u can yab "OLD MAN LIKE ME" but wait a minute, if i'm old, wat will we say of women like efemena, lol (Dont tell her!!) XD!!

But on general gist sef.. ever noticed some thing about this gurls sef..

THEY ALL WANT HARDWORKING MEN BUT WONT ANSWER WHEN BRICKLAYERS CALL THEM!!!

lol 12 triangles now.. nice one jo @poster

lol... e don miss road na

hugs her and gives her a peck on the cheeks
lol well i'm good.. at least i can fry akara and not burn it

hey efe.. ahan, y not.. which biro ink do u want make i take sign am seff

see dis bebe sha... lol who else get compound name for here

i dont know if this has happened to any body.. but really i'm getting pissed off with all these mad fones of today, well thank God that qwerty pad as come to save all of us... Anyway let me share my personal experience with you guys...

i wanted to type "even if you did, i dont care" guess what came out "even if you die, i dont care"

also, wanted to type lol to a white pal, and kok came out... and the idiot friend read it as c.ock.. IMAGINE!!!

CRAZIEST SELF.. i wanted to set my stat as "wow! i just saw something nice, brb".. and imagine!!! "wow, i just saw something nice BRA!!!"

Seriously, i dey vex seff !!

[quote author=Efemena_xy]hahaha!

Oya prove it 'n carry your gang come vote for Efe on the Literature thread! And this time vote properly o!

@Sophizzy, we still dey jare. I just dey manage keep jackie company sef lol!

Oya come support Efe on the Literature / writing thread my dear [/quote]Lol Efemena the xy.. the first before kyle xy... oga ooo... so ur still rocking that bookish joint.. ur a big customer oo.. i sure say u self don get your own private corner for there

I'm sure u would agree that this is madness na!!!

Husband & wife were arguing on who is d most coward & scared between them. After a long argument, they decided to ask their 2 kids who they think was d most coward & scared between them. The first kid says: dad is d most coward cos, 1:"he's scared of women: whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town, he closes his one eye (i.e winks at d lady)... Wife realising d meaning was very angry with her husband".. The second kid goes "dat is nothing.. Mummy is so scared to sleep alone when dad works night shifts, mummy sleeps with the man next door, sometimes she invites the gardener or uncle kingsley to sleep with her. Sometimes uncle mayowa d youth corper, after leaving ur room will even escort her to the bathroom & bath with her just because she's scared

Lol crazy tinz dah 9ja peepz do... Dem go soon self carry cow untop bike... I still dey wait till when I go see okada wey dey tow trailer commot 4 pott hole

Nice one @ poster.. Really got me ROTFLMAO

booqee: Too stale and old.

It has been posted in jokes section like 74 times last year. If u move it to jokes section they'll insult d poster and say its copy and paste. So just move it back to where its coming from.
#just saying.

seriously, girl u dnt av a lyf... I think ur guts are ruined nd its y there aint no thread started by ya.. Bad belle shit lyk u always givin bad comments lyk one dog dat was given chloroquine... Got nothing gud to say, shut up, read, nd pass by instead of dropping dat useless watery crap u call saliva.. Na even ur type dem dey give those kind craze replies.. ODE