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lol, dat one na ta si ooo

rotflmao

because, ur mama and papa dey exist dat time abi, anyway i understand, its just dat ur own story na "leap before u look" but now worry sha, e go better

, oju kokoro don catch u ROTFLMHO

lol funny guy, so which one of dem am i familiar with?

oh ok so which angels are u talkin about ooo

lol , u no buy their favourite perfume for them

i fine jor, how ur nite my brother

akoba, adaba olorun ma je a ri


AN ACCOUNTANT FOR THE MOB


There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars by stealing from the books.
The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.
Hitman: where is the money?
Accountant signs he does not know
Brother: he said he does not know
Hitman: tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!
Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.
Hitman: what did he say?
Brother: you don't have the balls!

3 Proud Parents

3 men were gathering one day to talk about how successful there sons were doing.

The first man says, "My son has been doing so successful as a lawyer he got a mansion and shares it with his friend."

The second mans says, "My son has been so successful as a doctor that he bought a converatible and a private jet for his friend."

The third man says, "Well, my son hasn't been so "successful". In fact, I just learned he was gay and I've accepted that fact. I guess he must be doing good though because he lives in a mansion with his friend and owns a private jet and a convertible."

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=510027.msg6750138#msg6750138 date=1284454957]Na bad belle be dis abi you dey purge?![/quote]ROTFLMAO

Studio CFR:
I see - but i still want dis thread locked dis week sha

which one self? den send u to me, abeg i no fit pack shiit ooo

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=510027.msg6750115#msg6750115 date=1284454667]You no read all the raking wey we rake for am?! Me and some other guys just para for am!! We tell am say ehn bucket don full dey throway since!! Ehn liver cut na!!

Plus Element run go post like 10 jokes kia-kia so that them no go close ehn thread!  [/quote]lolzz, y u tell am na? i want make d thread dey rock dey go

Studio CFR:
Element, u use jasz for Bend10?
I just wan know why this thread still dey exist

no worry man, its my little secret but i doubt dat dis thread will even last self

Studio CFR:
I wan know why Ben10 nor go lock dis thread dis week

guy no be my fault say im lock ur bday na, assuming say u bring cake come now, nothing like dat go happen, oya take heart u hear


[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=510027.msg6750012#msg6750012 date=1284453613]@ Element: Guy those your jokes funny die
I even use am toast babe today [/quote]ROTFLMAO, thanks man but no tell me say d girl agree for u ooo

nah, no think say d guy go lock my thread, as long as i am a gud boy and i still obey d stand of my thread a bit, only dat i might be bending it a little, i am still safe

dis night chatting self don tire me

@poster, nice one jor, i love it

anyway make i continue with my jokes jare, make dis thread no just waste

hope say mosquito no dey disturb u sha

it will shock u like barb wire when i skin u finish like sallah meat,

and if u dont knw, God doesnt speak for liars

awww, no be ur fault, na because say i no dey online yesterday, u dey talk rubbish for my back

*infact where dat cutlass self*

Studio CFR:
Element say u be yahoo boy

u too like to dey talk wetin u no know

well i gotta go now, see ya all later my peeps

hi hectors, wats cooking

kk thread master

oh puhleeze give me a break stud

it get as it be ooo

bye tanimz, no mind idowu jor, she not fit pour u hot water as long as am there, anyway do well well ooo

so how is skul tanimz

after oga ben don lock am

;d ;d ;d, rotflmao