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My New Year’s resolution is to avoid meeting people who ask me about my New Year resolutions.

Samoa and New Zealand entered the new year before Australia

Magu's sack has been declared inconclusive.

Give it up for A P C!

Hand over Shekau not flag.

...And the chamber he presides over is the seat of that corruption...

Fireson:
I heard he smokes...

This is not the issue being discussed right now.

UselessAfonjas:
shut up. Your mouth dey smell.

Smh...you are really a kid.

Let the probings continue...

From Kubwa to Galadima to Banex to Lugbe, name them...

It is a common sight on pedestrian bridges in Abuja.

Even under the hot sun....I feel for them.

A round of applause for Buhari and his team please...

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uchennaq:
Do you need to buy 4G sim before switching to 4G network? What happens to your old number? Just confused, I thought you choose the plan and sim activates.

Just walk into any MTN office and ask for a SIM upgrade to 4G.
They will do a SIM swap and you will still retain your old number. Your data and airtime will still be as it was on the old SIM. It's just that the contacts on the old SIM will remain on that old SIM so you will have to resave them to your new sim manually.

jeffreysawyer007:
When our house girl disvirgined me on Christmas day in 1985.... Simply fantastic.... Can't really get it out of my head since then....

You need help...

Back then, If mummy does not buy you any clothes during the year you still had hope because christmas was a time when you were sure to get new clothes.

And on Christmas day, my siblings and I will wear those new clothes and go out to visit friends.
We ate from house to house...and we collected 'offerings' from those houses too

Don't ask me what I mean by 'offerings'
'cos you know!

After this was done, some other stakeholders from the South East came and advised him not to go in view of the closeness of the date to Christmas; that given the sensitivity of the period to the people, a presidential visit may come with over exertion and possibly, be disruptive of Christmas.

Lame excuse...
But other invited guests were present

Abeg make I go sleep joor...

Good for him...

I have not been able to use glo to browse for some days now...
The thing is slower than snail even on 3G

July salary in December?


Some governors need to be stoned.

This can only happen under Buhari's administration.

For those advising him to finish medical school, the OP is already a doctor.

When you look critically at the way Buhari handles issues sometimes, it won't be far from the truth to say that he is a bigot.

chocolateme:
Op.. I did not see the one of the major reasons i had always thought causes low sperm count.. Which is having sex numerous times on every blessed day Thought it reduces low sperm count as there is nothing else left to use and impregnate someone.

Numerous times everyday?
That person no get work o.

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I'm sorry but I think Buhari's recession is somehow responsible for this.

Recession has hit the animal kingdom.

Even dogs are now eating unusual things...

googlepikins:
Building materials are now costly because of useless Buhariconomy

That is not an excuse please.

We have thrown quality standards out the window in this country.

People just do things anyhow.