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Protein0:
eleojo, lend me one meme for ds old man

At your service boss
Take it!

He got $96k (about N35million) and all he could think of was to celebrate with prostitutes?

Little pity for him.
His brain obviously lacks the capacity to even handle that kind of money.

Lexusgs430:
Oga, this chart is indicative of how truly bad things have manifested itself ......

I don't know if nostalgia is the word I should use or true - reality?

Nostalgia is the word...

Things have really deteriorated

It is good to pray but Christians should also learn to speak up and demand justice when it is necessary.

The complacency of Christians on many occasions is what gives these guys the boldness to do whatever they like.

Christians are like sheep among wolves...

 “Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves” (Matthew 10:16, KJV). 

Christians need to wise up.

When it is time to vote, dont stay inside and pray for a good person to win, go and vote because INEC doesn't count prayer points!

fibonacci2526:
Have we gone back mid 2000?

You stole my post!

Lexusgs430:
$309 * N100 = N30,900. How quickly can you deliver?

I see say you don travel back to 2001

Oga abeg borrow me ya time travel machine na

Low self esteem at its peak!

And Yahaya Bello is Buhari's houseboy

Why did they have to go to Aso rock?

They made it work so far...

[quote author=Neímar post=66087959]I observed that having sex with a sidechick is better than having sex with your wife [/quote]"Stolen bread tastes sweet, but it turns to gravel in the mouth." (Prov 20:17)

"Stolen waters are sweet, and food eaten in secret is tasty but he does not know that mighty men perish in her presence..."(Prov 9:17)

tidedroid:
when u guys order these devices from abroad,does it get delivered straight to your doorstep or do you have to pick it from custom offices and if u do,do customs give u guys any trouble?

Ah! Custom office?

Noo...they deliver to post office closest to you and then the post office either brings it to you or call you to come and pickup

The only one that delivers straight to doorstep is DHL but it has too much custom wahala

so?

The man resigned from the position following his retirement from the U.S. Army.

He was not fired!

Just wait...everybody will come and say that their own university is more competitive now

A former governor of Jigawa State, Sule Lamido, on Thursday said his presidential ambition was not out of desperation for power, but for genuine service to the people of Nigeria.

This is what they all say before they get into power but once they get there, they start doing another thing

GrandMufti:
Dem say na around 62k for the hot s3. Sd 430

SD 430 for that matter
They are not serious...

When I'm here waiting...

noobody:
This na d fourth area i dey pack to dis year

Loooool

Fourth area within 3 months?
You be herder?

From the stables of Airforce Productions, we present to you a new drama titled "Pregnancy Wahala: Ex involved" starring Aírforce1, Nairaland's No 1 attention seeker.


Please grab some popcorn as you watch this drama...

The N50 stamp duty they always deduct from my account is part of that income

3rdeye1:
the ‘data’ being talked about her me is not what you post my friend ..
some folks use FB as a diary and records of account. You need to explore the app more.

It's like you didn't get the memo: Facebooking is not my thing!

So I am not interested in exploring...

Bad for Facebook

Well, Facebook doesn't have much data about me 'cos I rarely post anything there...my last post was in 2014

I only log in to Facebook to see who among my facebook friends is getting married next...yeah, it's like somebody must get married every month

Wait, wait, wait....
Is it Boko haram that is operating freely like this?
The same Boko haram that has killed alot of people, burnt villages and destroyed properties worth millions?

Just look at how they are operating freely and the government is doing nothing. They are even defending the government

And If we say Buhari is Boko haram now some people will start throwing tantrums up and down

This country is really a shít hole right now

MiddleDimension:
only advantage abj has over lag are: better roads, affordable food and cheaper transport. THATS ALL!

So if Abuja has all these, why would someone still want to live in Lagos?

The noise and craziness of Lagos disqualifies it for me.

I like to be in control of my time and schedule and it's just not possible in Lagos.

There is every chance that your plans will be ruined in Lagos due to traffic.

14million for necklace alone

Some women can waste money eh...

After applying all the makeup, they will still wash it off.

So what is the point?

Not surprised

Nice

Anything for mama

fibonacci2526:
The things wey person dey read for nairaland, e fit make person dull.

Seriously, you will read some things and be like...

fibonacci2526:
Gptech e be like you go dedicate a day to lecture people on camera performance ooo, u fit open separate thread make people learn jare.

Even after the lecture...just give it some days, someone will forget the lecture and start arguing again...no be Nairaland again?

cc: gptech