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Literature / Re: Million Dollar Day by Elfaris(m): 9:12pm On Jan 19, 2021
CHAPTER 2 (CALL ME BART. CALL ME SAMEER.)

I walked into the lecture theatre as some eyes turned towards me. It was large with chairs arranged in tiers. Some students were seated patiently while others who slightly knew one another laughed out loud. I was one among a larger number of students who would seat and mind their business hoping to make friends in the first or second week.
I walked up and sat on one of the chairs. Moments later, a young lady smartly dressed in a red coloured blazer, a matched skirt and donned with a shoulder lengthened Hijab, walked into the class holding some books. Her smile inspired waves of beauty that swept through her face just as she revealed her finely arranged gap teeth. She climbed onto the elevated part of the hall that had a large whiteboard, hanging on the wall.
“Good morning everyone,” she greeted “welcome to Federal University of Technology Minna. My name is Aisha Mahmud and I’ll be taking you MAT111 for the semester. I would like you all to…”
Just look at her, standing confidently. She’s probably in her late twenties and could even be the youngest lecturer in the department or whole school. This could be Laila if she had accepted the lecturing job that was offered to her when she graduated from the university two years ago. But no, she chose to come out to the world and establish her own brand, which has become successful. I mean, having one of the widely read blogs in Nigeria and a clothing brand that is sought after by many is something to reckon with.
“Hey, it’s your turn.” Someone touched me, zapping me away from my thought and back into reality.
“What?” I asked looking confused as all eyes in the class were on me. It felt as though they were boring holes in me.
“Your name. It’s your turn to introduce yourself to the class.” replied the young man as he smiled at me.
“Oh, Sameer. My name is Sameer Sayed.” I said standing up.
“What were you thinking Sameer?” Mrs. Mahmud asked.
“Am sorry ma. I was just…”
“It’s alright sit down. But make sure you focus in class. Don’t let other things distract you. This is your first day.”
“Yes ma.” I said looking round the class as I sat. Virtually all eyes were still fixed on me. It felt as though they were still exploring for crude oil as they dug deeper.
“Hey Sameer hope you are alright?” asked the young man sitting next to me.
“Yes am fine, thank you…” giving him a ‘what is your name’ look.
“My name is Barotomi Toluwani. But just call me Bat.” He said still smiling.
How in the world could someone think Bat was a name to answer? How does Barotomi and Bat even go together?
“Ok, nice to meet you Bat, you can just call me Sameer” I said smiling back at him.
“Oh come on, of course I know. You think I’ll change it to something else?” Bat figured.
“Well, I mean Bat doesn’t sound like something I would want to bear as a name.” I said.
“Wait, I didn’t say B.A.T. I meant B.A.R.T, Bart.” He said stressing on the ‘R’.
“Oh am so sorry. I thought you…”
“It’s ok. Just call me Bart though. I don’t like it when people pronounce Barotomi wrongly.” He said.
Mrs. Mahmud cleared her throat as she glared at us. “Are you both going to listen or I’ll have to send you out of my class?” She asked in a serious tone.
“Sorry ma.” we both apologised.
Literature / Re: Million Dollar Day by Elfaris(m): 9:11pm On Jan 19, 2021
CHAPTER 1 (THE ANTICLIMAX OF FIRST LECTURE DAY)

Suddenly I could feel my bed again as my face sank into the soft pillow. The aroma emanating from the soup I made hours ago filtered through my nostril as I slowly opened my eyes and looked up to behold the sluggish rotational motion of my ceiling fan.
I reached out for my phone and checked the time, it was 7:36 am. Sadly the alarm I had scheduled for that morning failed to wake me up from slumber. Was I that tired? I believe the tiresome journey I made yesterday did much to drain me of my energy. More so, I arrived home only to embark on making soup out of the chicken that mother had given me. It was my first solo cooking experiment which took a lot of time and energy. Google helped though.
The thought of making headway in preparing the soup via the aid of Internet made me foolishly imagine; what could have happened if aliens visited planet earth and took out her internet services. At the same time, I caught myself muttering; “Lord, please make it a century from now. Not when am still around.”
I pulled the sheets off my body and walked into the bathroom. Thank God for small favours, I didn’t have to go search for water as some students in the neighbouring lodge. Aside having a constant supply of water, my lodge also had a similar measure of electricity.
Looking through the window while brushing my teeth, I wondered why I wasn’t greeted with the usual sight of Coo-coo. Seconds later, I realized that it wasn’t the same bathroom window I had back home and quickly pondered; “how boring could this place get?”
Coo-coo was red-tailed among the doves we raised at home. It would perch on my window every morning and make a ‘Coo-coo’ sound while looking at its reflection on the window as though it was there to apply makeup on its pale beak.
After taking my bath and having breakfast, I slid into the white Jellabiya I had picked out from my box and crowned myself with my black Kube cap. Damn! Munir did a wonderful job on the cap as evident in the smiles that lit my face when I stared at the mirror that was hanged on the wall, above my blue plastic table. I observed that the starch was perfectly applied to give the cap a firm and shiny texture.
The cap was so far the only thing that had brightened my mood. I picked up my phone which displayed 8:30 am. "Oh come on," I grunted. "why does time fly fast when one least expect it but goes slow when one wants otherwise?" To think I am supposed to be in class before 9:00 am, No Shit! I quickly picked my bag and slid my feet into a pair of palm sandals. Looking at the mirror again, I let a smile shape my face once more. Let’s see how today goes.
*ping ping* A text message came in and I checked. Laila, my sister had sent a text wishing me well today as she had promised to. O my God, 8:31 am. I rushed out. Can’t be late for my first class.
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The car came to a halt at the school bus park. Everyone got out except me. I couldn’t feel my feet. It was as if the blood running in them had frozen. It then dawned upon me that I was all alone and about spending the next five years of my life in an environment that now looked strange.
When I came to the school last year for entrance exams it was all lush and green. The grasses looked as though they had never been stepped on. In fact, the security personnel protected it like their personal rug. They made sure no one came close enough to violate its presumed sanctity. However, things have changed. The buildings were no longer standing majestically beside lush green vegetation but patches of dry grasses. It suffices to say that the school looks like a woman whose makeup has been wiped off, leaving her bare face exposed.
“Hey what are you still doing inside? We don reach school na.” yelled the bald old driver who pulled me back to reality. He looked at me surprised. “Are you alright?” He asked.
I could only frown my face as I shook my legs and alighted from the car. The old man kept looking at me as I walked slowly to face a new life with the Harmattan blowing its dry and dusty wind all over the place.
Federal University of Technology Minna popularly known as FUTmx was one of the foremost Federal Institutions of Technology in the country. And although my mom had objected to my choosing it for my choice of tertiary institution, as the specialized university was a bit far away from home (Kaduna), I argued that it would be exciting for me to study in an institution that was different from the conventional universities which my high school friends were attending. Dad wasn’t against it and persuaded mom to let me go and now, here I was. Perhaps, investing in sprinklers to keep the environment green all year would be a good invesent buy the institution.
Literature / Million Dollar Day by Elfaris(m): 8:55pm On Jan 19, 2021
So, I once tried to publish this story on here long ago, but things didn't go according to plan and it ended up not working out. But recently, I've been motivated to try once more. So here it goes. cheers.


DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.


**Plagiarists should keep off!


ABOUT THE BOOK: After he is accused of orchestrating the kidnap of his girlfriend Olivia; the daughter of a no-nonsense lecturer, and a huge sum of money is mysteriously sent into his bank account, after which he is also kidnapped, Sameer Sayed's day spirals out of control forcing him to engage in a breakneck race across three Nigerian cities in order to protect himself, save his girl, and stop some very powerful people from getting what they're desperately after.

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Literature / Re: Securing The Bag (The Lagos Hustle) by Elfaris(m): 6:47pm On Jan 19, 2021
souloho19:
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Wow thanks for the mention Souloho. Can't wait to dive into the story.
Politics / Re: Father Kukah Must Be Allowed To Practise His Faith And Politics - Garba Shehu by Elfaris(m): 7:09am On Jan 14, 2021
This Kukah of a man is highly irresponsible and I'm quite certain he's one of those agents the DSS are warning us about that are working with external forces to destabilize the country. He's shamelessly hiding behind his religion to stoke violence.

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Politics / Re: NIMC Workers Cry For Help As Gang Members Rob Applicants In Rivers State by Elfaris(m): 7:03am On Jan 14, 2021
One of the most insecure state in Nigeria. Tueh!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Tweeted Through POTUS, Twitter Deleted Them Immediately by Elfaris(m): 6:52am On Jan 09, 2021
This goes two ways.
For those who are against the proposed Nigerian social media bill, you can see the hypocrisy of @jack who would sensor free speech in order to protect his country but would instead use his platform to promote violence in Nigeria.
Whereas for those who support the bill, you can see the danger of giving government the power to sensor speech where you won't be able to freely express yourself.
Now you choose, which you feel is worth the risk.

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Politics / Re: APC Apologises To "Kankara Boys", Says Incident Won’t Repeat Itself by Elfaris(m): 12:11pm On Dec 19, 2020
The way children of hate are angry about the rescue of the Kankara boys and are suddenly claiming that it eas all staged shows how unpatriotic, heartless and evil they are. They can't even pretend to be happy. Damn!
Politics / Re: Hundreds of Borno youths join militia group to defend their communities(photos) by Elfaris(m): 11:26am On Dec 04, 2020
May God protect them all. #GodBlessNigeria
Politics / Re: IPOB: We Bombed Wike Father’s Church To Get Juicy Office – Suspects by Elfaris(m): 10:21am On Dec 04, 2020
Arrewa:
This is how Bokoharam started in Borno state!!

Dear Igbos... Karma is a bloody bitch!!

Most of you Easterners have been really enjoying and celebrating the killings that is currently going on in Borno villages.

You people rush to insult and castigate the whole of Northern states once there is killing in any village in Borno.

Ipob is another terror group you people are feeding fat with support and love just like the Kanuris back then in 2008.

Ipob are now attacking and killing northern Muslims in the East and most of you are praising them calling them freedom fighters.

Same ipob attack mosques and police stations killing innocent people... Same you Easterners will come online to defend them!!

Now they're gradually carrying bombs... You people couldn't still smell the danger.

The Easterners are still defending them and calling every news exposing ipob Atrocities as fake news.

Bokoharam started this way... The Kanuris of Borno state once defended them... clothe them! And fund them!!

It would only take the government few millions of dollars to turn them against you.

The Government is Evil!! The main Bokoharam of Muhammad Yusuf has been defeated!

The Bokoharam we have today are government actors even if the president is not directly involve. Top Powerful politicians and Generals are involve.

Igbos now carrying bombs should be a thing of concern to all reasonable Easterners.

leave them, let them keep fooling theirselves.

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Politics / Re: Police Says Maina Will Be Extradited To Nigeria Soon by Elfaris(m): 10:01am On Dec 02, 2020
Our moral fabric as a nation is dead and it is really really sad. Imagine the chairman that was expected to reform the pension scheme being engulfed in such corruption. Someone that was supposed to feel and know the pains of millions of pensioners but no, he chose to do worse. This shows that majority of Nigerians see good ethics as nothing and don't care about the common good but are in a sort of survival of the fittest game in plundering the nation. It's so sad. Massive investments in education need to be made so as to reorient Nigerians.
Business / Re: Demolition: 6,000 Traders To Lose Shops At Kaduna’s Unguwan Rimi Market by Elfaris(m): 11:40am On Dec 01, 2020
6ixpee:
Sha na only kaduna fine pass for the whole north.

Lmao, you know nothing. have you seen Kano, Jos, Gombe and other cities?
Business / Re: Demolition: 6,000 Traders To Lose Shops At Kaduna’s Unguwan Rimi Market by Elfaris(m): 11:37am On Dec 01, 2020
Elrufai is a real technocrat, I can't wait to see become Nigeria's President. God willing.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Emulate Botswana And Namibia Town Planning (Pictures) by Elfaris(m): 9:11pm On Nov 28, 2020
We don't take town and city planning serious in this country and that's too bad tbh.
Science/Technology / Re: Peregrine Falcon From Finland Killed In Delta State (Photos) by Elfaris(m): 3:02pm On Nov 27, 2020
Savages.

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Politics / Re: Wedding Fatiha Of Bashir El-Rufai And Halima Kazaure by Elfaris(m): 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2020
Happy married life to the couple. Wishing them all the beautiful things they wish for themselves.
Crime / Re: 2 Suspects Arrested For Eating Roasted Police Officers’ Flesh In Oyo by Elfaris(m): 5:28pm On Nov 21, 2020
disgusting savages.
NYSC / Re: See the #200 Onions I got In Bauchi by Elfaris(m): 2:57pm On Nov 17, 2020
Arewa is blessed. It shall over come of the challenges it's currently facing.
Politics / Re: Ahmed Mu’azu Is INEC Acting Chairman As Mahmood Yakubu Bows Out by Elfaris(m): 5:53am On Nov 10, 2020
This is highly commendable.
Politics / Re: Umahi Warns Igbos In Rivers: "IPOB Is Working To Instigate Another Civil War" by Elfaris(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2020
Interesting. Even the south east leaders and people are rejecting IPOB like the plague that they are. lol.

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Politics / Re: PDP: Jonathan’s Men Regroup For 2023 by Elfaris(m): 4:15pm On Nov 08, 2020
If we're not careful, all this archaic bigoted thoughts of electing leaders solely because of where they come from instead of their technical competence, would be the doom of this country.

We the youths need to wake up and wise up! For God's sake we cannot continue to allow these old men use our heads to play their political games and keep the progress of our nation slow. It is so sad that they are gradually succeeding in pushing their archaic divisiveness along ethnic, religious, and regional lines down our throats. We the young generation that are supposed to keep our differences aside and genuinely work for this country are now towing the divisive line, insulting each other based on Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, or Islam and Christianity etc. It's so unfortunate. We can do better than that.

We seriously need to come together as one youth body all over the country and identity the competent people among us to get into government. WE CAN DO IT if we put our heads into it. The southern celebrities and influencers should reach out to the northern celebrities and influencers and we should all come together possibly through a youth national conference and iron out all our issues. Then move as one force to take over government and change our country for the better.

WE CAN DO IT!

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Travel / Re: Inagbe Grand Resort Owned By The Ooni Of Ife by Elfaris(m): 6:27pm On Nov 06, 2020
travelwaka:
This is because all of us are contributing to that. So many illegal activities across the water bodies


hmmm
Islam for Muslims / Re: Permissible Hairstyle For Men In Islam by Elfaris(m): 10:08am On Nov 06, 2020
Islam is the perfect way of life. Islam is PERFECT, Muslims are not. May Allah SWT continue to guide and protect us. Amin.

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Travel / Re: Inagbe Grand Resort Owned By The Ooni Of Ife by Elfaris(m): 6:08am On Nov 06, 2020
But why is Nigerian water bodies always looking brown and dirty and not Blue or Green like in other places?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Protests Across America Over Post-Election Uncertainty (In Pictures) by Elfaris(m): 5:55am On Nov 06, 2020
What this election has revealed is that lots of Americans think like their current President and are racist, islamophobic, sexist, and all. Tueh!!!
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Visits Sanwo-Olu, Says He Nearly Shed Tears Seeing Burnt Sites by Elfaris(m): 5:05pm On Nov 05, 2020
It's just unfortunate what thugs unleashed on the country using the EndSars protests as cover. But we will prevail as a nation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election Results: 6 Votes Remaining For Biden To Win by Elfaris(m): 2:18pm On Nov 05, 2020
abduljabbar4:
I'm beginning to feel bad for ipob. Who is going to give them Biafra now? Are you saying that all the stupidity and madness they have displayed were all in vain? Haba. Kai! We will not take it.

leeemmaaoooo hehehehee
Politics / Re: Buhari, Sultan, Monarchs From 6 Geopolitical Zones Meet In Aso Rock by Elfaris(m): 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2020
All those shouting all over the place need to realise that the Sultan is the no1 traditional and religious leader in the country. Know that and know peace cuz your wails would change nothing.
Education / Re: DSS Shuts Abuja School, Sacks 140 Teachers Over Request For Better Welfare by Elfaris(m): 12:36pm On Nov 05, 2020
TATALoAlaMu:
Nigeria. They WANT US to #enddss too OPOOR!

Lmao, that one is totally impossible. lol

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Politics / Re: Bishop Onah & Attacks On Muslims In Nsukka: Sultan Petitions IGP, DSS by Elfaris(m): 9:42am On Nov 05, 2020
Jonathan39:
What do you about International interest in US Election. Arguing with you is a waste of time. All the terrorist all over the world are afraid of trump winning, I understand your pains and fear

Hehehe keep displaying your dumbness.

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