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Properties / Re: 13 Of The Dumbest Construction Fails Ever by elfico(m): 7:31am On Nov 01, 2017
BisQuit:
Where To?
The purpose of these stairs is still to be known
Paradox from the movie Inception
Properties / Re: 13 Of The Dumbest Construction Fails Ever by elfico(m): 7:31am On Nov 01, 2017
BisQuit:
Where To?
The purpose of these stairs is still to be known
Paradox from the movie Inception
Crime / Re: Couple Steals Mad Woman’s Baby After 15 Years Of Childless Marriage (pic) by elfico(m): 8:51am On Oct 28, 2017
Cunny man die, cunny woman bury am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Huddersfield Town VS Manchester United (2. - 1) On 21st October 2017 by elfico(m): 5:09pm On Oct 21, 2017
Probably left the bus at Anfield

Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Smelled Of Condom Down There And I Broke Up With Her by elfico(m): 10:57am On Oct 21, 2017
Tapout:


after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler
You seemed to be the only one with something sensible to say.

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Forum Games / Re: As A Detective, How Do You Solve These? by elfico(m): 7:33am On Sep 27, 2017
Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

Even Sherlock did not solve this in the Sherlock series and @Explorers want make I solve am? Bros why?
Family / Re: My Wife Is A Good Woman But Hates Sex After Marriage by elfico(m): 4:58pm On Sep 25, 2017
maybe she is asexual
Literature / Re: 10 Embarrassingly Non-existing Phrases That Are Hurting Your Writing by elfico(m): 7:11am On Sep 06, 2017
just checked a dictionary and found indigene.@op

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Career / Re: Artificial Intelligence: Why Nigerians Shouldn’t Fear Over Loss Jobs To Automat by elfico(m): 7:11am On Aug 02, 2017
TheLordIsGr8:


Sorry to burst your bubble. There's no such thing as Artificial Intelligence. Its all just a bunch of if...else blocks... So-called AI does exactly what a real intelligence tells it to do.
I beg to differ. Machines are now able to consume models, analyze data and make near accurate predictions. For example, Cortana correctly predicted 15 out of 16 world cup matches. That's not just a bunch of if...else statements. Google AlphaGo defeated the best Go player in world. The machine won the first three of five games between them. As the person below said, Google Machine Learning and Deep Learning
Science/Technology / Re: Researchers Shut Down AI That Invented Its Own Language by elfico(m): 6:30am On Aug 02, 2017
I dont think it did. The researchers didn't specify the language in detail and the AI tried to communicate using the grammar available.
Moreover, this was a test and they stopped the test when they realized their error.

When Facebook directed two of these semi-intelligent bots to talk to each other, FastCo reported, the programmers realized they had made an error by not incentivizing the chatbots to communicate according to human-comprehensible rules of the English language. In their attempts to learn from each other, the bots thus began chatting back and forth in a derived shorthand—but while it might look creepy, that’s all it was.

http://gizmodo.com/no-facebook-did-not-panic-and-shut-down-an-ai-program-1797414922/amp
https://futurism.com/a-facebook-ai-unexpectedly-created-its-own-unique-language/
Politics / Re: Yorubas Are The Most Industrious,Richest & Educated Tribe in Nigeria & Africa by elfico(m): 8:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
@op, Nice thread but please stop. I am begging you. I can't be reading all 192 pages(and counting). Abeg just take a break. abeg. At this rate, pages go reach 1000.
Computers / Re: 6 Signs Of A Failing Hard Drive by elfico(m): 2:22pm On Jul 26, 2017
Nice one OP. The problem is that some other issues may cause some of these symptoms. My guy learnt the hard way last week when his hard drive suddenly packed up.
Computers / Re: 10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted The World by elfico(m): 8:14am On Jul 25, 2017
@Op many people you put up there are not COMPUTER SCIENTISTS in my opinion.

Zuckerberg an Elon Musk are programmers and entreprenueur.

You forgot Alan Turing, Bjarne Stroustup, Charles Babbage, Ada Byron, Noam Chomsky e.t.c

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Politics / Re: Your Committee On Restructuring Has No Igbo Leader – Muslim Group Blasts APC by elfico(m): 12:19pm On Jul 24, 2017
See a lot of people praising them all of a sudden. But if they had defended a muslim's right it would be that they are trying to relevant. In all fairness, any committee on restructuring should involve everyone. Until that is done and we implement the result obtained, we would just be running around in circles. Confab last three years, committee this year, something else a few years from now. Rinse, repeat.

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Technology Market / Where Can I Buy Inverter/ups In Abuja. by elfico(m): 7:11pm On Jul 15, 2017
Pleas does anyone know where I can get an inverter/ups like the one in the picture below. I reside in Abuja and any help would be appreciated. Also any information on safety of use would be very appreciated. Thanks.

Sports / Re: Peter Odemwingie Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by elfico(m): 11:41am On Jul 15, 2017
ominilongest:
what's going on here
Game of Thrones, dude!
Can't keep calm either. Winter is finally here.
Sports / Re: Peter Odemwingie Celebrates His 36th Birthday Today by elfico(m): 11:41am On Jul 15, 2017
ominilongest:
what's going on here
Game of Thrones, dude.
Crime / Re: Kenyan Pastor Who Was Gang-Raped On Her Wedding Day Recounts Her Ordeal by elfico(m): 7:40pm On Jul 01, 2017
Ehinmola:
. Thanks be to God the creator. You lived to give this testimony is by HIS Grace. Therefore let other victims cast their problems unto Almighty God, HE will see them through. For the rapist, dont doubt, God will judge them.
you had to quote the entire article abi?

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Politics / Re: We Are Not Part Of Your Agitation – Nnamdi Kanu’s Community Tell IPOB Leader by elfico(m): 8:37pm On Jun 30, 2017
adem30:


Bro, when we clamour for youth to take over this country, I bet you that we might find ourselves in more mess than what we currenctly are. Mind you, I am a youth and partly support youth taking over, but before we move to that level, do we really define the kind of youth we want?

Take for instance, lets make take Nairaland forum as instance, some categories of youths we have here are more corrupt than those old thieves, both minded and character, this will give you a clue to the future leaders we are nurturing.

Another example are the present youth in the politics e.g, Dino, Saraki, Gov. Bello etc what future do this country have in such people?
Most people shouting now are only doing this for personal gain.

My conclusion is, If truly We youth are ready to lead this country, we must start from condemning every single corrupt leaders no matter their Party, Religion, Ethnic. It is so annoying seeing youth who can not yet define their future supporting an accused person facing trial. They use us to make their ways to the top and then dump us by the road side, waiting for another 4yrs to be sharing 1k, 2k highest 5k

The major problem buhari have today is doing what no other past president have gut to do, by standing against corruption (though one sided) this makes him gather more enemies even in his own camp. What are our own contribution the fight against corruption? Condemnations. Mind you, If Buhari refused to steal any kobo for all the time he will spend in office none of his children will be poor. What I was expecting is, why cant we allow someone to lay a foundation to fight against corruption and let better person take it up and do it proper latter? All we contribute online is to abuse each other religion,ethnics while those idiots will meet in Abuja and laugh at us.

Did you ever see Yusuf Buhari during his father's campaign? NO, he only came back with him for innaguration while many youths lost their lifes and some wounded during his campaign.

We better get it right once and for All
I owe you three bottles of any non-acoholic drink of your choice.
Its what I have said over and over. We say we want youths to lead the country, but spend 5 minutes on Nairaland and you would know its a bad idea. No thread , especially those on front page, is free from ethnic and religious bigotry, support or defense of corruption and many other unfit behaviors. I see the old men, ruling us for very long. All they have to do is appeal to our emotions and voila!

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Poems For Review / Re: Starless Nights by elfico(m): 6:45am On Jun 30, 2017
This poem is not just good, its excellent
Poems For Review / Re: Fledgling - Poetry by elfico(m): 6:38am On Jun 30, 2017
write write write

o good poet, write

for more ink to your quil

keeps us all joy-filled.


nive poem @op.

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Poems For Review / Re: Afonso My Guy! by elfico(m): 6:32am On Jun 30, 2017
well crafted. and to think it on pidgin, it just rocks.
Poems For Review / Re: Our Shanty by elfico(m): 6:30am On Jun 30, 2017
beautifully composed. nice rhythm

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Not A Poor Country, We Are Not Offering More Financial Support - EU by elfico(m): 5:18am On Jun 30, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
This is a welcome development; UNICEF and WHO should stop giving us free retroviral drugs, free polio, tuberculosis and meningitis drugs since the governor's of the most affected states can afford to buy houses in the US.
Its is the poor and vulnerable that will still suffer while the governors keep buying houses in US and never facing the music
Romance / Re: 5 Quick Signs You Need To Move On by elfico(m): 6:51pm On Jun 28, 2017
too many tips I am getting tipsy

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Romance / Re: How To: Overcoming Timidity For Shy Nigerian Guys by elfico(m): 12:01pm On Jun 27, 2017
Got this trick from Quora, and trust me it works a lot. Just imagine the lady having diarrhea and picture her in the rest room suffering the horrors. At that point she would just be a normal person to you. I normally try to suppress laughter when I think about it. And shhhhh.....don't ever tell her!

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Romance / Re: What Was Your Reaction When You Were Caught Cheating Or Caught Your Partner? by elfico(m): 5:00am On Jun 24, 2017
leksmedia:
My first cheating experience was dated as far back as 2007 , I used to be very close to my phone then I went to study computer science , so my phone realised I've been giving my laptop a lot of attention that was how the phone packed up, I lost all my contact, ever since then I learnt the greatest lesson of my life never to cheat again.
Anyways I guess I loved my computer better , so I became a web developer , you can call me up for your website designs and development , winks
Don't just cheat on your laptop. They may be loyal, but if it suspects you are cheating, it might just format itself one day. grin

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Poems For Review / Re: I Once Loved A Maid!! by elfico(m): 10:25am On Jun 18, 2017
Wow! Really nice. Been a while I read a rhyme here
Poems For Review / Re: _should I?. My Debut Poem by elfico(m): 10:22am On Jun 18, 2017
Its quite good. You might want to use line breaks instead of / when ending a stanza. All in all, I like the flow
Phones / Re: How To Check If Your Phone Supports Virtual Reality Headset by elfico(m): 10:55pm On Jun 16, 2017
If you don't have gyroscope on your device, there is an xposed module that simulates gyroscope using both magnetic and compass sensors. it works well on some phones and not so well on others
Phones / Re: How To Check If Your Phone Supports Virtual Reality Headset by elfico(m): 10:53pm On Jun 16, 2017
eleojo23:
Watching videos on VR headset can make one dizzy sha
true. but sometimes its as a result of poor configuration. for Google cardboard, you can reconfigure it to suit your eyes.
Programming / Re: Please Help Me Out On Vmware Work Station 10 by elfico(m): 6:43am On Jun 14, 2017
IamSpenxer:
My own problem with VMware is that the installation ia always incomplete on my windows 10...always saying "PC ran into a problem, restarting"....and my PC restarts, any help, pls?
try VirtualBox. seems pretty straightforward

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