₦airaland Forum

Kokolet11:
violence with who and who?

Try watching news from that region and you would know who will be involved. Palestinians have planned a day of rage to protest the move even before it was announced. I don't need to tell you how that will go.

deco22:
Previous administrations have tried other measures and none of them worked because isreal is adamant that there can be no peace deal without Jerusalem as their capital and there are reports he consulted with Saudi Arabia before making the announcement and the Saudis are major brokers in the Arab world,so who knows...might just work

Previous administrations have maintained have signed the order every six months postponing the moving of American embassy to Jerusalem since the 90's when Congress passed it into law. Trump is only doing to please his pro-israeli voters nothing more.

When you think a president cannot be dumber about the fragility of a region, he goes on and do something like this. When the violence starts I hope he has enough brain in him left to realize its on him.

Edit: Some people quoting me here may have just woken up but in case you lot did not follow world news for a few days, you should know that protests have already been planned in Palestinian cities and towns. And US issued an advisory to its citizens in the region in anticipation of violence. Also telling all their embassies to be on alert. Some of you should TRY to understand when reading, it would really save you some embarrassments.

Nigeria beating Argentina 4 - 2 ? if you need proof that Nigeria may one day be a better place, look no further

nothing. actually laid back

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

You, sir, are a genius.

BisQuit:
Where To?
The purpose of these stairs is still to be known

Paradox from the movie Inception

BisQuit:
Where To?
The purpose of these stairs is still to be known

Paradox from the movie Inception

Cunny man die, cunny woman bury am

Probably left the bus at Anfield

Tapout:
after slapping her and sending her out of ur house, u still threatened to shoot her, why?? Because the federal government set up a facility to train and equip individuals with firearms to defend and protect its citizens... But idoits and fools like you mis-interpreted the whole idea.

She cheated on you, Yes she doesn't deserve you.... But believe me, I strongly believe this act of unfaithfulness from her has just saved her life

BTW, keep studying the different scents of condom.... #Rottweiler

You seemed to be the only one with something sensible to say.

Explorers:
A serial killer kidnapped his victims, held them hostage and offered them a possibility to stay alive.

They had to choose from two pills.

One was poison, other was harmless.

Whichever pill the victim took, the serial killer would take the other one.

The victim took their pill with water and died.

The killer obviously survived.



How did the killer always end up with the harmless pill?

Even Sherlock did not solve this in the Sherlock series and @Explorers want make I solve am? Bros why?

maybe she is asexual

TheLordIsGr8:
Sorry to burst your bubble. There's no such thing as Artificial Intelligence. Its all just a bunch of if...else blocks... So-called AI does exactly what a real intelligence tells it to do.

I beg to differ. Machines are now able to consume models, analyze data and make near accurate predictions. For example, Cortana correctly predicted 15 out of 16 world cup matches. That's not just a bunch of if...else statements. Google AlphaGo defeated the best Go player in world. The machine won the first three of five games between them. As the person below said, Google Machine Learning and Deep Learning

I dont think it did. The researchers didn't specify the language in detail and the AI tried to communicate using the grammar available.
Moreover, this was a test and they stopped the test when they realized their error.

When Facebook directed two of these semi-intelligent bots to talk to each other, FastCo reported, the programmers realized they had made an error by not incentivizing the chatbots to communicate according to human-comprehensible rules of the English language. In their attempts to learn from each other, the bots thus began chatting back and forth in a derived shorthand—but while it might look creepy, that’s all it was.

http://gizmodo.com/no-facebook-did-not-panic-and-shut-down-an-ai-program-1797414922/amp
https://futurism.com/a-facebook-ai-unexpectedly-created-its-own-unique-language/

@op, Nice thread but please stop. I am begging you. I can't be reading all 192 pages(and counting). Abeg just take a break. abeg. At this rate, pages go reach 1000.

Nice one OP. The problem is that some other issues may cause some of these symptoms. My guy learnt the hard way last week when his hard drive suddenly packed up.

@Op many people you put up there are not COMPUTER SCIENTISTS in my opinion.

Zuckerberg an Elon Musk are programmers and entreprenueur.

You forgot Alan Turing, Bjarne Stroustup, Charles Babbage, Ada Byron, Noam Chomsky e.t.c

See a lot of people praising them all of a sudden. But if they had defended a muslim's right it would be that they are trying to relevant. In all fairness, any committee on restructuring should involve everyone. Until that is done and we implement the result obtained, we would just be running around in circles. Confab last three years, committee this year, something else a few years from now. Rinse, repeat.

Pleas does anyone know where I can get an inverter/ups like the one in the picture below. I reside in Abuja and any help would be appreciated. Also any information on safety of use would be very appreciated. Thanks.

ominilongest:
what's going on here

Game of Thrones, dude!
Can't keep calm either. Winter is finally here.

ominilongest:
what's going on here

Game of Thrones, dude.

Ehinmola:
. Thanks be to God the creator. You lived to give this testimony is by HIS Grace. Therefore let other victims cast their problems unto Almighty God, HE will see them through. For the rapist, dont doubt, God will judge them.

you had to quote the entire article abi?

adem30:
Bro, when we clamour for youth to take over this country, I bet you that we might find ourselves in more mess than what we currenctly are. Mind you, I am a youth and partly support youth taking over, but before we move to that level, do we really define the kind of youth we want?

Take for instance, lets make take Nairaland forum as instance, some categories of youths we have here are more corrupt than those old thieves, both minded and character, this will give you a clue to the future leaders we are nurturing.

Another example are the present youth in the politics e.g, Dino, Saraki, Gov. Bello etc what future do this country have in such people?
Most people shouting now are only doing this for personal gain.

My conclusion is, If truly We youth are ready to lead this country, we must start from condemning every single corrupt leaders no matter their Party, Religion, Ethnic. It is so annoying seeing youth who can not yet define their future supporting an accused person facing trial. They use us to make their ways to the top and then dump us by the road side, waiting for another 4yrs to be sharing 1k, 2k highest 5k

The major problem buhari have today is doing what no other past president have gut to do, by standing against corruption (though one sided) this makes him gather more enemies even in his own camp. What are our own contribution the fight against corruption? Condemnations. Mind you, If Buhari refused to steal any kobo for all the time he will spend in office none of his children will be poor. What I was expecting is, why cant we allow someone to lay a foundation to fight against corruption and let better person take it up and do it proper latter? All we contribute online is to abuse each other religion,ethnics while those idiots will meet in Abuja and laugh at us.

Did you ever see Yusuf Buhari during his father's campaign? NO, he only came back with him for innaguration while many youths lost their lifes and some wounded during his campaign.

We better get it right once and for All

I owe you three bottles of any non-acoholic drink of your choice.
Its what I have said over and over. We say we want youths to lead the country, but spend 5 minutes on Nairaland and you would know its a bad idea. No thread , especially those on front page, is free from ethnic and religious bigotry, support or defense of corruption and many other unfit behaviors. I see the old men, ruling us for very long. All they have to do is appeal to our emotions and voila!

MaziOmenuko:
This is a welcome development; UNICEF and WHO should stop giving us free retroviral drugs, free polio, tuberculosis and meningitis drugs since the governor's of the most affected states can afford to buy houses in the US.

Its is the poor and vulnerable that will still suffer while the governors keep buying houses in US and never facing the music

too many tips I am getting tipsy

Got this trick from Quora, and trust me it works a lot. Just imagine the lady having diarrhea and picture her in the rest room suffering the horrors. At that point she would just be a normal person to you. I normally try to suppress laughter when I think about it. And shhhhh.....don't ever tell her!