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Nairaland / General / Re: Tree Collapses On A Man On Trying To Pull It Down (Photos) by ElGood: 11:20pm On May 25, 2019
ElGood:
The first guy took off at the right time while the second guy fail in his untimimg escape discussion
Nairaland / General / Re: Tree Collapses On A Man On Trying To Pull It Down (Photos) by ElGood: 11:20pm On May 25, 2019
The first guy that took off at the right time while the second guy fail in his untimimg escape discussion
Romance / Re: Before I Get Married, He Must Swear That Anyone Who Cheats Dies - Nigerian Lady by ElGood: 4:56pm On Feb 05, 2019
She may be sexually disadvantage that why she bring in this nonsense. She may be battling, either body odor,smelly V, loose V etc. If she good in bed, the man will be so engross to meet up. He will not have time and energy to cheat,when the one at home is sex overload.

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Health / Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by ElGood: 3:54pm On Feb 05, 2019
The Doctor doesn't know how to read test result,
From the sensitivity of the test.
The first drug is the most effective,then follow by the second drugs.
U should have taken Rocephin. But u have to take the original one, it's 3k5 per injection and u need the injection for 7 days. Rocephin cure my friend from Staph within 2 weeks of starting the injection. Ensure u get the original one.

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Politics / Re: Appeal Court Can't Stay A Criminal Case - Appeal Court To Onnoghen by ElGood: 2:51pm On Jan 30, 2019
Just imagine
Atiku heading the Executive
Saraki the Legislature
Onoghen the Judiciary.

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Crime / Re: Lady Tricked Into Taking One-way, Extorted Of N26k In Lagos by ElGood: 10:24pm On Jan 21, 2019
I will not give them one Naira,infact that guy wey u dash 5huns,i go tell am trash follow.Even though I will pay, anything short of state agency account or frsc,vio. I no go give them shishi.
Politics / Re: Full Breakdown Of 2019 Budget Presented By President Buhari by ElGood: 5:53pm On Dec 19, 2018
Racoon:

$ APC met @ #169 & they complained about?
Unrealistic indices.Price of oil price & dollar exchange rate are unstable.What are the budget performance for the previous budgets?


It's seem u did not watch the budget presentation. Hence this ur question should have arise.
If u still care to know the performance of the previous budget,go and watch the 2019 budget presentation.
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Taken" - Caroline Danjuma Addresses Her Toasters by ElGood: 5:56pm On Oct 14, 2018
izzou:


My preeeek no fit rise for woman wey don born three

angry
Ur preeeek well so. That lady is hot guy.

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Travel / Re: Flood Sweeps Car Away In Asaba, Tricycle Rider, Passengers Escape (video) by ElGood: 4:52pm On Oct 09, 2018
Observer007:
Wow.

We shall continue to experience incidences like these as long as we remain in and settle for mediocrity in all aspects of our lives.

Nigerians wake up from your slumber. Forget old politicians and embrace progressive, unselfish, thinking leadership that can help us in the mission to rebuild our land for real. A radical change from the old narrative to a new dawn.

I'm not clamouring for anyone in particular, but we need to take our future more seriously.

#ourmumudondo
Why are you bring politic into flooding na oga, there is not connection o. This is a climate change effect.
Romance / Re: My Bestie Is Now Asking Me Out by ElGood: 7:36am On Aug 10, 2018
If I were u, I will finally confirm his niceness and care he has for me by saying NO, then I will observe and watch his reactions.

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Crime / Re: Tramadol Effect: Police Parade Armed Robber Sleeping After 24 Hours (Pictures) by ElGood: 9:52am On Aug 09, 2018
Even at this point. Police till handcuff am o.
Romance / Re: "If I date a man for 3 months and I don’t cheat, then that’s my husband" - lady. by ElGood: 2:11pm On Jul 25, 2018
Must she say she an olosho
Crime / Re: Lebanese Man Assaults Nigerian In Novare Mall Lekki, Policeman Slaps Eyewitness by ElGood: 12:30pm On Jul 23, 2018
Na dis bread overpower u. Go n starting some form of physical fitness. Don't come and be shaming us here o.

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Health / Re: 'Stop Eating Old Groundnuts, It Causes Cancer Of The Liver' - Doctor Warns by ElGood: 3:35pm On Jul 17, 2018
IITA have developed aflasave to this effect. Work is ongoing to ensure this aflasave get to groundnut farmers. 21 days after planting,aflasave in apply to kill all aflatoxin and this will make the groundnut save for a long period of time. I have access to aflasave in case a groundnut farmer may need it.
Health / Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by ElGood: 11:49pm On Jul 01, 2018
Try some fruit with aromatic properties.
1. Onions and garlic before sleep and after you wake up in the morning.
2. Eat a lot of pepper fruit.
3. Check if some methylate plants and fruit are safe for consumption, then try them.
4. Try to always rinse your mouth with hydrogen peroxide.
Health / Re: HELP! Bad Breath Is Ruining My Social Life! by ElGood: 11:44pm On Jul 01, 2018
Try some fruit with aromatic properties.
1. Onions and garlic before sleep and after you wake up in the morning.
2. Eat a lot pepper fruit.
3. Check if some methylate plants and fruit are safe for consumption, then try them.
4. Try to always rinse your mouth with hydrogen peroxide.
Health / Re: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by ElGood: 1:31pm On Jul 01, 2018
1. Visit the hospital to see a dermatologist.
2. Before taking ur bath always add hydrogen peroxide, 1 cap of the bottle.
If it still persist try herbal solution.
I bought a local herbs in Abuja that cure my skins rashes almost like ur own. It's disturb me for more than 4yrs,after taking the local herb,i don't see the rashes again. Sorry about the rashes. I know how u feel.
Health / Re: A Nairalander Needs Urgent Help On His Skin Rash And Solutions Necessary (pics) by ElGood: 1:25pm On Jul 01, 2018
1. Visit the hospital to see a dermatologist.
2. Before taking ur bath always add hydrogen peroxide, 1 cap of the bottle to the water.
If it still persist try herbal solution.
I bought a local herbs Abuja that cure my skins rashes almost like ur own. It's disturb me for more than 4yrs,after taking the local herb,i don't see the rashes again. Sorry about the rashes. I know how u feel.
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye: "MKO Abiola No Longer Nigerian, Cannot Be Made GCFR" by ElGood: 6:28pm On Jun 07, 2018
Dino Melaye the dullard, he forgot that there is an English word called posthumous honor. Nonesense
Family / Re: My Wife's Elder Sister Has Finally Settled In My Home & I Don't Know What To Do by ElGood: 11:20pm On Jun 01, 2018
Paulpaulpaul:
@Kennyprince, you are wicked, how could you occupy my place?



Leave her with your wife and sleep in a hotel once in a while, when your wife asks, tell her your want her to enjoy gist with her sister.



She will swiftly respond if she's wise


Konji is a bastard, the wife can follow him to the hotel o, and by mistake she enjoy the cabling, I fear she will not abandon your home to her elder sister because una never get pick.
Politics / Re: What Is The Reason For Non-Availability Of Prepaid Meter? by ElGood: 1:25am On May 14, 2018
DISCOs Must Go On The 2nd November 2018

The power distribution was handed over to the new buyers on the 1st November 2013.
The share purchase agreement says the government can take it back if the performance of the buyers is not satisfactory after five years and that will be on the 2ND NOVEMBER 2018.
The basis of performance evaluation were clearly stated in the agreement signed between FG and the Discos, and Discos were expected to complied with those clauses, but they have violated virtually all.
Firstly, they were asked to metered all customers within three years (2016) and today more than 70% are yet to have their prepaid meters.
Hence, indiscriminate and over estimated billings they were are asked to tackled with the deployment of these prepaid meters within the five years become worse as more than 50% of the customers are still on estimated charges.
Secondly, while signing the agreement in 2013 they agreed to reduced both technical and commercial losses by upgrading and building infrastructures in their network, they vehemently refused to do that, as those losses are been pushed to consumers in form of over billings for what they never consumed.
Today, we are generating above 7000MW but the Discos refuses to distributes purely because of their inefficiency as in many instances rejects allocations from transmission, hence keeping Nigerians in darkness.
Because of the facts that they don't have an adequate experience and at the same time coming from nowhere, they are all bearing Disco based on their area of coverage, e.g Kano Disco, Abuja Disco and so on..
Furthermore, because of the liquidity issues, they will never be allowed to have a business name like what we have in telecom sector.
If we generate 1,000,000MW today there will be no adequate supply because those guys that called themselves new buyers are inexperience and never bought it for service delivery.
President Muhammadu Buhari has the legal right to ask these guys to go on the 2ND NOVEMBER 2018 as specified in the agreement and bring on board experience investors that has the technical, financial and competent manpowers to make the sector workable for the overall interest of all.
Failure to send these rogues and their agents from the power sector on the 2ND NOVEMBER 2018, PMB will not only fail in the sector but all other sectors that depend on power to strive..
Mr President MUST do the needful on the 2ND NOVEMBER 2018 to save the power sector and as well positively change the history of power supply in Nigeria.

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Science/Technology / Re: Big Cobra Killed With A Gun In Toilet In Delta State (Photos) by ElGood: 10:47pm On Mar 26, 2018
Who can identify this kind of cobra? I will like to know.
Crime / Re: Drug Suspect Breaks Crime Records, Refuses To Use Toilet For 24th Day by ElGood: 9:04am On Feb 12, 2018
Give him reverse osmosis a.k.a iya lagbo Jedi. 1 day too much, he will purge sef.
Crime / Re: Drug Suspect Breaks Crime Records, Refuses To Use Toilet For 24th Day by ElGood: 8:59am On Feb 12, 2018
Give him iya lagbo Jedi,1 day is too much he will shit.
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga: "I Nearly Acquired Chevron Netherlands At 29" by ElGood: 10:13pm On Jan 31, 2018
If it is me, I am very sure I will secure this deal. Him try, bt lack that blend of ajeparko street credibility which rob him the vital info from Remi.
Career / Re: 7 Industries And Career Fields For Comfortable Living In Nigeria by ElGood: 12:51am On Jan 30, 2018
Agriculture/manufacturing sector pay more than all this sectors and guaranty a lot of retirement benefit and u become self reliance b4 retirement.

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Romance / Re: A Sex Doll Joins Instagram, Gets Followers, Shares Photos With Her Man In Bed by ElGood: 1:17am On Jan 26, 2018
I don't why some people r jst making too much noise on the sex doll. For me I am not thinking abt it, I am thinking of agric biz and it value chain, which I believe will fetch me good money and will sharpen my thinking. So for those thinking abt it Weldone and I wish u all the best, please don't forget to wish me well too.
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage's Nipple Shows While Her Male Friend Stares, Fans React by ElGood: 9:25am On Jan 04, 2018
This Nipple hs been worked upon nt only by the baby and his father, bt also in the theater.
Travel / Re: Gay Lions Getting Intimate At Kenya's National Park (Photos) by ElGood: 6:46am On Nov 04, 2017
Male lions has the history and the only animal to exhibit mating with a male lion, bt it rarely occur.
Education / Re: How Can Someone Get His Transcript From A University In Nigeria by ElGood: 8:32am On Sep 25, 2017
I believe ur school shld have a means of sending transcript. In ABU the send it directly to the address u give them both local and international with diff charges. It won't be diff with ur school.

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