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Romance / Re: Nysc Camp Is It True by Elimon(m): 2:40pm On Mar 09, 2022
flockofpips:
I notice my babe pics for camp, she is not putting on her engagement ring. Her excuse was that it is not allowed, am confuse o, am on verge of breaking up with her, so I want to know if it's true.
I almost had sex with a girl I met during one of my travels.. She wore a ring funny enough. Our bus had to drop a one of the motels for the night... The only thing that stopped us was we got a different room and I got a guy that lodged with me...
What I'm trying to say is with or without the ring. A girl will cheat on you. But the most important thing is 'does she still love you'?. If not... End yee the relationship.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Death And Destructions On Ukraine’s Bombarded Streets (Pictures) by Elimon(m): 11:45pm On Mar 07, 2022
ubaobi:

Do you expect them to use chemical weapons or.nuclear bombs . Which other weapons are you talking about. This invasion was a clear miscalculation from Putin, he was badly advised that Kiev would fall within few days without a fight but as we all know the Russians have lost more than 1000 soldiers, a lot of their planes have been shot down, and they have lost a lot of armored vehicles. The Russians have valid reasons for wanting to secure Ukraine but they should know that you can't just wake up one day and invade a country with a Democratically elected government. [s][/s]Imagine Russia invading Nigeria and wanting to remove Buhari from power, do you think Nigerians will support that. would you be advising buhari to surrender.[code][/code] I would not support that. Russia will eventually win the battle but they cannot win the war. I expect the Russians to eventually capture Kiev but that would be the beginning. They should have learnt their lessons from how they were shamefully chased out of Afghanistan in 1987. The people of Ukraine are standing solidly behind their president, many are ready to die for their country and as we saw in Afghanistan, last year even the almighty US couldn't win the war even though it took them just three months to capture the country. Twenty years after capturing Afghanistan they ran away like chickens. it's very difficult to defeat an army backed by the people.
Nigerians would support Buhari going down... So that this country will be great again... They can also take TiNuBu with them.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Issues List Of "Unfriendly Countries", Considering Actions Against Them by Elimon(m): 11:30pm On Mar 07, 2022
Revolution2022:
Even Russians are unfriendly towards Putin invasion of Ukraine.
There were Americans who protested Vietnam War (including Muhammad Ali:they arrested him) and Iraqi invasion by USA.... Not everyone even supported Jesus or Mohammed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: See Powerful Rissian Military In Ukraine..picture. by Elimon(m): 10:53pm On Mar 07, 2022
This post shows me how one sided pro Ukrainian supports work with media propaganda. It's called "war" Ukrainian soldiers and artilleries are being wiped out or captured by Russians everyday in much more larger figures that what the Ukrainians are doing. No western media talks about it. War doesn't end in two days. Ukraine is just no match for Russia. Just as Russia cannot capture a repulsive Kiev in few days. Report this war evenly and be free from unnecessary bias.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelenskyy Calls NATO Weak And Confused by Elimon(m): 8:51pm On Mar 06, 2022
infofta:
NATO abandoned Ukraine

US would have sent 5 nuclear capable bombers to Kiev air base and flown B52 bombers around Ukraine airspace when Putin was putting troops along the borders, that would have sent a clear message to Putin to back off. Instead Biden went on World television to announce he will not defend or send troops to Ukraine to fight. That was the signal Putin needs to press the trigger.
It's clear you don't know diplomacy.

Russia had nothing to do with America.
Any American or nato ammo that shots at a Russian brigade will only cause a major catastrophy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chinese TV Will Not Show Premier League Games Because Of Support For Ukraine by Elimon(m): 7:23pm On Mar 06, 2022
Basheer22:


FIFA doesn't support foolishness. If you want to wail, wail with sense.
A player once advocated for Palestinian support on his shirt on the pitch and fifa probed him seriously, saying fifa isn't political. Today the same fifa is showing stand with Ukraine every where.... Who are they kidding.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chinese TV Will Not Show Premier League Games Because Of Support For Ukraine by Elimon(m): 7:20pm On Mar 06, 2022
franciskaine:
football is being played by humans and humans have feelings and blood flowing through them. No matter how you try to separate both, they are still interwoven.

FIFA cannot organize world tournaments if the world is at war. A global peace will enable football thrive and vice versa.
Ukraine is at war not "the world".... Stop promoting western propaganda
Foreign Affairs / Re: As War In Ukraine Rages, Russians Begin Grieving Over Dead Soldiers by Elimon(m): 6:20pm On Mar 06, 2022
SeeThisLoser:


700 soldiers in less than 2 weeks ? The UK lost less than this number in Afghanistan over 20 years. Even Nigeria has not lost 700 soldiers in less than 2 weeks.

The Russian army is overrated and the reason why Putin keeps talking about nuclear weapons if because his military is rubbish.
Please re write your second paragraph. Just because Russian soldiers are killed doesn't make then less powerful. Even NATO knows this. Russia is only fighting with rules of engagement.. Thats why you would see a tank avoid civilians and not hurt them.. If not. Ukraine for be old story
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukranians Protesting That USA Should Leave Their Country by Elimon(m): 6:03pm On Mar 06, 2022
The only TV I watch to get balanced news on Ukraine Russian War is WION TV.... BBC, CNN,AL jezeera, NBC and the rest are all wack American propaganda promoters. Just like during Iraq war that was based on propaganda and lies.
Politics / Re: Is He Our Next President? (photo) by Elimon(m): 2:29pm On Mar 06, 2022
My pvc is for osibanjo... If he is not a candidate... God be with Nigeria
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia: When Your Guy Is Also Your Sugar Daddy by Elimon(m): 3:19pm On Feb 18, 2022
saphiere:
Truth be told. Innocent wouldn't have amount to something without Annie by his side.
The song that made 2face who he is today is "African Queen" and guess who starred in the video?
Who inspired the song?

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

1. Annie inspired the song African Queen'?

2. Annie funded 2Baba's face album.

3. African Queen soundtrack featured in a Hollywood movie. Courtesy of Annie.

4. Annie used to give 2Baba Tfare to go to studio.

Or what makes you think 2Baba chose Annie over his numerous babymamas?

In conclusion, there is no 2Baba without Annie but there is Innocent Idibia without Annie
No 1 is wrong
African queen is originally owned by blackface as part of plantashun Boyz which tuface was part of. Tuface sang the song and got a hit.
It caused a legal war bw those two (2face & blackface) till date.
It had nothing to do with Annie until the video..
Romance / Re: Share your Experience with University Girls by Elimon(m): 2:25pm On Feb 18, 2022
Truth is some of the iPhone girls are legit and hardworking. It's not bad to carry iPhones or costly Samsung phones. While other girls are low key runs girls(hook ups, multiple bf and sugar daddy). Had a female coursemate that year, we were so close till se decided to start walking with the slay queens in my level. We all knew they're are openly into runs and all their iPhones are updated. Small time my friend became less frequent at school, always traveling. E no tey she buy iPhone latest model... The last time we talked in school , things se told me I can't share but... Most of those flashy girls in school de do runs or get rich bfs
TV/Movies / Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Elimon(m): 3:08pm On Feb 07, 2022
ProudBornoBoy:
Most of the slangs are cult-related I believe, so it’s best you don’t use them in unfamiliar terrains, to avoid issues. To be forewarned is to be forearmed abi how dem speak the English pass. grin


I don’t watch it because in my opinion it promotes cultism.
I respect your opinion tho... But does occult nollywood movies promote occultism? .... If u don't tell the story, how will people know it exist? Yes some are street slang used by cultists too but I know ph and warri guys who use these slangs day by day.

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TV/Movies / Re: Selina Tested: What's Your Favorite Slangs From The YouTube Series? by Elimon(m): 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2022
RxHero18:
Thank God I don't watch Nigeria Shitty movies again...
LOL... Believe me I don't watch Nollywood movies till now, but you see Selina Tested, it's deep in street roots and gives me a real picture of Niger delta street where I'm from.. I enjoy real movies... Even with poor quality

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Romance / Re: It's Impossible To Tame/Keep An Akwa Ibom Girl As A Girlfriend (picture) by Elimon(m): 4:46pm On Feb 06, 2022
"Akwa ibom/calabar girls too like knack" is the greatest lie I've been hearing for a very long time. I'm Akwa Ibom and I can tell yall it's pure stereotype. Having high sex libido is personal and can be pointed to other tribes in Nigeria and not only "calabar". The girl I've even met and can give u a good fvck is a Bini babe seff. You can say most AKS girls are cheats and easy to Bleep but some aren't... There are still girls who hate sex and I've met them.

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Education / Re: Instead Of Banning Cars Why Not Try This (opinion) by Elimon(m): 2:10pm On Feb 03, 2022
Walkee:
students aren't allowed to wear some kind of clothes to school, they aren't allowed to operate phones inside lecture halls. Schools have their own rules. They have their own problems. Is it the same Schools that have not been able to build lecture halls to fully accommodate students that you want to add car park to the lists of their problems? There's nothing backwards in being realistic. They analysed the situation and make their own rules and regulations. You aren't smarter than a combination of 30 plus professors and numerous doctors of different academic professions who sat down, analysed the situations and came up with the resolution.
I still think it's sounds backwards to disallow students with cars... You talk about less class blocks and packing spaces... Thats not really an excuse.. if so,it should affect the staffs also. Some schools less than 30% drive daily(and it's even "in and out" thing) so that really not an excuse.
For the professors and intellects who sat to make judgements. It doesn't mean it can go without person bias. In my school that year there are so many crazy law that were in stated by so called intellectuals which were brutally opposed by students. I've even experienced student riots cause by this "situation analysis" by professors and lecturers as you say. They are not infallible as they seem and we know it.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Did This To Me... Was I Wrong? by Elimon(m): 2:03pm On Feb 03, 2022
Slaysor:

Boss you don't know the kind of person I am dealing with...since she started following that tout she calls boyfriend,to find trouble no dey hard am o
I understand what u mean and if u can let it go then fine... But it's not all guys that can use that method... As far as that phone was registered on my name... I'll get it from you no matter what... Then give it to someone who deserves it.
Education / Re: Instead Of Banning Cars Why Not Try This (opinion) by Elimon(m): 11:42am On Feb 03, 2022
Walkee:
they should now bring VIO and road safety to mount checkpoints inside campus or what? There are other more pressing issues in school than those. Schools just recently got a bit successful at flushing out cultism from campus and you want them to add another problem to themselves?
You argue like someone backwards earnestly... With respect to ur views tho...
The vices that come out of a particular sector doesn't mean u should shut it down overlooking its vast usefulness. I used my dad's car to school at times and I know how helpful it used to be based on the distance from my house to school before I got a place of campus. Same goes to other students. Election malpractice in Nigeria doesn't mean u should stop elections but create measure to control it. Same goes to student with cars.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Did This To Me... Was I Wrong? by Elimon(m): 10:36pm On Feb 02, 2022
Slaysor:

Omo I like my face,make she no tear me slap again..I have learnt my lessons and I won't spend ontop woman head again

I don't understand... Tear u slap on top your phone... She for no try am... I've been in a position like that and bet me I didn't think twice before packing all the things I bought from her house.... Shekina
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Did This To Me... Was I Wrong? by Elimon(m): 9:43pm On Feb 02, 2022
Slaysor:
Good evening nairalanders,
I will try and make this as short as possible,i and my girlfriend have been dating for three years plus,, initially when we started dating, everything was rosy,she will call in the evening and we will speak for hours,she brought food for me each time she came to visit,she made a very nice cake for me during my birthday that year and I also got her an expensive wrist watch during her birthday. I felt I had met my wife,the mother of my children....
She insisted that we wouldn't have sex in the relationship,that she wanted me to have a taste of her Honeypot after I had paid her brideprice and we settled down..I begged her most times but she refused,there were nights when we were alone and my thoughts wandered and I became hard and I will beg her she will refuse,I promised to send her money,she accepted but after I transferred she will start laughing and tell me she was just joking,then sometimes she will pity me and allow me to touch her body parts... I stayed without sex during our relationship because I hated cheating...
Back to this year, I was discussing with my girl how I was planning to come meet her people so that we could get married(konji wan kill son of man)
Me: babe I would like to meet your people,so that we could start preparing for marriage.
Her:which marriage?
Mesadlaughs) which kind question be that
Hersadhisses) jamb question
Me: I am serious here babe.
Her: you never dey ready to marry,phone wey you promise to buy me since last December where I'm dey?
Me: I thought I told you my salary was delayed
Her: na why I talk say you never ready to marry,you want marry me,you still dey collect salary,go join boys learn work
I felt insulted
Her: how you wan take pay brideprice abi you wan make my people wait make them pay you salary
Me: I am not happy with all this things you are saying
(She kept mute,as she was smiling and typing on her phone,I stood up and made to drag the phone from her,she put it inside her bra,I put my hand there and grabbed the phone)
Her: you dey crase?...when that one start?
(I went through her chat and found out she was chatting with a intimately with a girl)
Me: who is this you are chatting with
Her: you don see am, na my grandpa
(I seized her angrily)
Me: are you stupid? Who is this?

She struggled to free her self but she couldn't, then she spat into my eyes,freed herself and gave me two hot slap at both cheeks and zoomed out of my house,I regained myself and ran after her,I got to her before she left the gate,I held her dress and went down on my knees and begged,she removed my hands and stormed out
I went inside,I tried calling her several times but she didn't pick,I sent messages on whatsapp but she didn't reply. I later reached her friend and asked her to help me talk to her that I am sorry..her friend told me that my girl told her that she was done with me...I told her friend that she should tell my girl that I am sorry and I will get her the phone she requested...
I later got a call from my girl and we discussed
Her: hello
Me: baby I am sorry, I never meant to act the way I did
Her: it is okay
Me: where are you?...can I see you please
Her: I am busy
Me: tell me where you are please
Her: I said I am busy
Me: I just want to see you
Her(sighs):are you coming with the phone
Me: which phone?
Her: the one you promised to get me
Me: alright I will come with it
Her: I am at sunshine eateries
Me: okay
I checked my balance on my union account,it was up to 250k,which I had plans for. And which I was using to hold myself as I didn't know when salary will be paid...I left the house and got to the store I was to get the phone...I went in and asked for a Samsung s9,the man there told me it is 130k,I tried negotiating but he remained adamant...I paid and left there..I got to the eateries some minutes later and approached my girl's table,she was eating peppered chicken with spag and a pack of chivita juice..I knelt down and started begging her,she told me it is okay,she asked for the phone and I gave it to her,then the waiter came to our table and asked her for money,she pointed at me and said I will pay, I was surprised but I still asked the waiter how much...he said 3,500, which I paid for. Then she picked up her bag and told me she had to be somewhere urgently.
Later that day,I tried calling her,she didn't pick,I tried texting on WhatsApp and I found out that she hadn't read my previous msg.
Some days later she called me and told me she needed to fix her hair as the one she had was old and bad,I asked her how much....she said 30k..I screamed and told her I didn't have that money,,she said if I wasn't ready to give her the money I should forget about her...I still told her I didn't have that type of money,she hisses and cut the call ...my neighbor was with me that day and my phone speaker was on,he heard everything and he asked me who was that....I told him it is my girl,he asked me why was she demanding such from me..then I opened up to him and told him everything...he then told me that I should forget that girl and delete everything about her as she was only using my head, he collected my phone and deleted her number from my phone,then he told there are millions of girls out there and I should stop wasting my time on one
I haven't been able to call her this past days and she hasn't contacted me,I feel so sad bcus I know how much I invested,my time,my emotions now I am hurt.....

Oga please go and collect you phone back... No buy 130k phone for careless bani... Add her number back to delete later
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Pays Courtesy Visit To Late President Musa Yar'Adua's Mother by Elimon(m): 12:17am On Feb 01, 2022
The only Northerner I've every taken as a Nigerian and not a Northerner.... Umaru Musa Yar'adua... So loved by all

Now this is the next president of Nigeria
Screenshot this...
Romance / Re: What Make You Invite A Lady And Never Wish To Invite Her Again by Elimon(m): 3:57pm On Jan 31, 2022
Everytime she comes to my place "buy this, buy that... I want to eat.... I want to see a movie"
She go even stay two days come spoil other maps wey I get wey even better pass am. But she no gree free pvssy and she never even care how e de do me for body sometimes, always "no"
I just kukuma stop to pick her calls

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Romance / Re: Can Someone Vividly Explain How People Make Money From Rituals Killings by Elimon(m): 3:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
I have heard so many people saying here "ritual money is scam!" and others say "only God can provide money".
Let me talk about reality to yall. I'm less religious but damn there are spirits controlling affairs of man. These spirits have the power to do and unto, by or without man's request.
The law of give and take (sacrifice) is acceptable both to God's camp or Satan's camp.
The old religions (Jewish, Sikhs, ATR, etc) all endulged in human or aminal sacrifices, this is not meant for physical motivation but to change things supernaturally. Muslims and Christians know the story of Abraham and the sacrifice. God wasn't stupid when he told him to make sacrifice. He only stopped it because it was necessary Abraham kept Isaac and He replaced the human sacrifice with an animal sacrifice.
Our ancestors here is Africa sacrificed for both blessings and supernatural powers. Which some worked and some didn't.
Modern day blood money is a give and take principle and it's not even modern(read the book 'doctor faustus'). I've seen yahoo Boys who use their brains to cashout and believe me.. it's always more difficult than those who use yahoo+(human sacrifice or others).
These spiritual forces take something u offer and give you what u want. Yours will be different I bet you even without too much input. It more like attraction charms or bullets proof charms(those who stay in South coasts have experienced or heard of these charms working).
No matter how much you doubt God or Satan, they both exist... Even Aliens exist and they affect human behaviors.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Atiku Dumps Obi, Picks Wike As Running Mate by Elimon(m): 2:45pm On Jan 31, 2022
Windscribe:
The South South people who are actually the C.P.U of today's PDP are not ready to settle for less.

Meanwhile this is a big win for Tinubu's led Apc camp as ibos will boycott pdp for being left out, a big + for Osinbajo whom Tinubu has been shielding, these fools bringing Asiwaju down need to know that Tinubu is not going to contest, big man is going to step down for Osinbajo at the die minute.

Asiwaju is doing this to distract opponent from assassinating PYO character so that prof would come out clean.
I'll screenshot this
Politics / Re: Mason Greenwood Beats Girlfriend & Forces Her To Have Sex by Elimon(m): 8:08pm On Jan 30, 2022
I'm not saying this is a lie but people should always ask questions... I'm no red puller but some ladies do things that worth beating sometimes(talking from experience) imagine someone uve not married calling your mother a witch or breaker your newly gotten TV for some dump issue just because she knows the world will support her unquestionably if u retaliate.
What I'm saying is these white girls can act crazily at times and this should be investigated without bias before any judgment.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Recharge Cards In Kabala Fish Market In Kaduna State by Elimon(m): 3:42pm On Jan 28, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand.

Dear fellow patriotic Nigerians, good afternoon. Please, I want to plead with you to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights. He will deliver and keep his promises to lead Nigeria to greater heights. Asiwaju Tinubu does not discriminate against anyone and he has a large heart to even forgive those who hate him because of his tribe, religion and political party. He is an experienced public administrator and a Nigerian Patriot to the core.

Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Thank you.
May God bless Nigeria you and may God bless Nigeria forever.
Sorry, I don't believe you beg people to vote who is right, we will know for ourselves when the time comes

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Vs Osinbajo: One Of Them Will Be The President Of Nigeria 2023 (Opinion) by Elimon(m): 2:30pm On Jan 28, 2022
Since When PYO was acting president, I wanted him to be president but I'm PDP... I guess that's the only way I'll vote an APC candidate. No way for TiNuBu!

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: "Tinubu Is Not As Old As You Portray Him" (Photo) by Elimon(m): 4:28pm On Jan 20, 2022
ParrotGirls360:
Senator Shehu Sani has stylishly showcased his unwavering support for Bola Tinubu in the forthcoming 2023 presidential election. Bola Tinubu has been backlashed as being "too old" to lead Nigeria after Buhari come 2023 by some Nigerians.

Below is Shehu Sani's Tweet:

"Jagaban is not as old as you portray him.We are both young guys and age mates."

Twitter link: https://twitter.com/ShehuSani/status/1484109926763057155

SOURCE: https://news.doit.com.ng/2022/01/20/jagaban-is-not-as-old-as-you-portray-him-shehu-sani-tweets-photos/
This one is using football age... I think I'll soon minus my age by 5 years and see how it will play me advantage in future

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Celebrities / Re: I Killed Him Because He Is A Homosexual by Elimon(m): 4:22pm On Jan 20, 2022
hammer567:



wat is this?



obj must be gay.
This is clearly is symbolic show for the cameramen
I asked "do you hold men's hand on the road as a matured male... Won't u agree it looks gay?
Politics / Re: 2023: Photo Of Tinubu Branded Toyota Venza In Lagos by Elimon(m): 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
Asiwaju Tinubu enjoys a cult-like following. By the time election campaign starts, you will see Musicians join the fray like it was done for HE Ambode and HE Fashola's campaigns.
Please, if you are a patriotic Nigerian and you have a valid pvc and ready to vote, please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu is extremely capable and competent to lead Nigeria to greater heights.
Asiwaju Tinubu is an experienced public administrator and a Patriot . Only a true Patriot is good enough for Nigeria and Asiwaju Tinubu perfectly fits that model of a Patriot to the core.
May God bless Nigeria forever.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose.
holluwizzy:
Lagos state and godfatherism at its peak.

That I should vote a cripple as president

The one wey get ear problem, we are still treating the ear for 7years and counting.
Exactly what someone told me in 2015...even better
But look where Nigeria is now cry

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