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Celebrities / Re: I Killed Him Because He Is A Homosexual by Elimon(m): 6:57pm On Jan 19, 2022
hammer567:



THIS PART GOT ME LAUGHING.


IN NIGERIA, STRAIGHT MEN HOLD EACH OTHER HANDS TO WALK DOWN THE ROAD.


IF YOUR FELLOW MAN ASK YOU TO MASSAGE HIM, THAT DONT MEAN HE IS GAY.

Far from the story here but
Do you in anywhere hold another man's hand on the road as being straight?

Who the bleep give another matured man private massage?.. that's just gay man


Education / Re: UNIPORT Student Arrested After His Sick Girlfriend Died In His House by Elimon(m): 4:12pm On Jan 18, 2022
Swears this reminds me of my University ex girlfriend on a particular visit to my room on a faithful Saturday eve. She decided to sleep over since we had been seeing a movie past time for her to go back to her hostel. During the night she started complaining about stomach aches. I took it lightly and told her maybe it's food she ate in the hostel... I slept off infact. Around 1am she opted to use the toilet as it was turning to running stomach. At this moment I was getting frustrated for not having a good sleep(not knowing what's to come).
Around 3 am she was still stooling non stop and was not even showing signs to stop. To cut story short, she started excreting and vomiting same time. It's night and nowhere to get medication. When my heart shifted was when she started shitting blood and she lost weight in hours. I didn't know what to do other than stay around(what if she dies here, I started praying in my mind. This continued till daybreak and I left to get medications... Thats when it stopped. I can't forget that night so easily.
Romance / Re: Why Do Southern Guys And Ladies Engage In Illicit Sex Like It's Not A Big Deal by Elimon(m): 12:45pm On Nov 06, 2021
I'm currently staying in the North and believe me these Muslims f'ck like any other regions in Nigeria... Except they can deny it with guts and their girls will cover their hijab and claim virtuous. I have a close Hausa friend here, this guy womanise pass most guys I know in the south... And guess what, he is married!
THERE IS HIGH RATE OF IMMORALITY AMONG NORTHERN CITIZENS TOO!
Politics / Re: Next Governor Of Abia State Pictures by Elimon(m): 12:35pm On Nov 06, 2021
From Akwa Ibom... How we know we have crossed into abia state is when we enter our first pothole... Then we just know... We are in abia... Bad roads everywhere. Una govnr no try abeg... Imagine aba road
Politics / Re: I Almost Threw-up Driving Through This Lagos Road - Photos by Elimon(m): 11:35pm On Nov 05, 2021
flokii:


Of course Igbos are the problem with South West and I'll repeat it anywhere.. go to places like Minna and see how peaceful and neat the place is due to moderate population but Lagos has lost her glory and orderliness due to influx of Igbos who can't stay and develop their region.
Get the fvck off our states and see if we won't manage ourselves better.
But minna is also filled with Igbos.. Must we be tribalistic in everything, even dirt!

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Romance / Re: The Day I Decided To Cheat on my Husband by Elimon(m): 10:49pm On Oct 04, 2021
NgoziLovelyn:
The day I decided to cheat on my husband

Hmmm.....
There was never an issue between my husband and I.
He is a very loving and adorable man on this planet earth.
But how this thought of cheating on him found it's way into my thoughts, I really can't describe.
If it's real... I won't click the link anyways, if it's not real.... Nice make up... You can write a novel too on this same topic
I never believed that, I would one day nurture this thought.

There was this guy, ok I'm going to give his name as Fidel.
We have been friends on this blue app.....
We used to chat and talk rubbish.
By rubbish, I meant flirt and talk dirty things.
He kept inviting me over to see him, but I told him that, I am married.
And he will be like, "and so, I'm married also. So, that makes the two of us."

But I'm a woman, it's always easy for men to engage in such acts, but women.
We will first, deal with our first conscience, second conscience, third and then start dealing with fear of being caught, what would happen and how we would loose our marriage.
I had a lot to think about.
And my own case being different, I wasn't having any issue with my husband.
Though, sometimes, I used to have this thought that, he wasn't satisfying me enough.
And this, I think could be the reason I started developing this idea of trying to taste another "peepee".

And this thoughts started gaining ground, sprouting, expanding.
And to a point I started having images of Fidel anytime I'm feeling hor***, instead of my own husband.
Our chats increased, and we stared giving our selves much attention online.
Sometimes, he would snap his hard standing peepee and send to me, requesting I should send my wet "veevee"

But I wasn't that confident enough to snap mine, because I'm a woman, I have given birth to 2 kids, he may not find the site enticing.
So one day, I got mad and requested we see.

He was like, are you for real? That he hope, it wasn't one of my pranks.
I told him that, I was serious. And he said ok, asking me the day I would like for us to meet. So I told him.

I wasn't a starved woman, I wasn't lacking anything. My husband always try his best to make me happy, I really don't know how I started developing feelings for this guy...to a point I started going crazy about my feelings for him.
He was chatting with me everyday and keep saying sweet things to me.
So we picked a day for us to commit sin to our satisfaction.

I remembered how my heart was racing that morning. If it would affect me in anyway.
What it would do to me.
But my mind was fixed on seeing Fidel....

Hmmmmmmmmmm........continue reading from my page below

https://ngozilovelyn.com/2021/10/the-day-i-decided-to-commit-sin-part-2.html
Politics / Re: Obi Cubana: Ritualists Behind Money Rain - Reno Omokri Warns by Elimon(m): 3:33pm On Jul 18, 2021
But wait first.... Woulf it be a good thing if Obi had the capacity to carry out such burial for the mum and he refuse to do it because people Wil talk.
Evn if I'm occultic or not, if I have the capability to do what he did for my own mum, I'll do it over and over again. Heaven no fall!
Romance / Re: . by Elimon(m): 3:46pm On Jul 14, 2021
Joteq7:
Please can someone help me understand this. I have been sick for days now and yesterday night, my girlfriend told me she had a cooking job somewhere and it was night time. I didn't want her to go because I was feeling really down but she said she needed the money and she would be back by 10pm. She left at past 7pm.

Around 10pm she sent me a message saying she is sorry that she has a lot of work that she will be back the next morning by 7am. I called her and I told her that I needed help, that I was feeling worse because I wasn't responding to treatment and she also promised to come back that night, she said OK she will come back. I waited for her but she never came.

Around past 11pm I tried calling her but her phone was switched off. I called numerous times but switched off. It rang once but my call was busied. I sent her a message it didn't deliver until later it delivered and she saw it but didn't respond. The so called job she went for is for 5k-10k. I didn't receive a message from her till this morning telling me she is sorry. We have been arguing about it and I've been telling her I don't believe her because why did she switch off her phone? She had her charger with her so low ba3 is not an excuse.

There are many other stories but if I go into them, it would turn to final year project. This one I explained here is just a recent one. I can't even count how many times she has broken up with me for no reason and come back saying she is sorry and she wouldn't do it again.

Mind u, this is a girl I've been sponsoring in her school. She is even older than me by 1 year. She is 28 and I am 27. The reason I am even broke now is because I gave her almost all my salary to pay for her school so that she could write her exam.

I am the one taking care of her in everything so I don't really understand what this is. Everything she needs is provided for her. I even borrow to give her just to make sure she has what she needs because she has no source of financial assistance. I do the things I do because I love her so much and I want her to have the essential things in life not just material things. She is actually my first love. We've been dating for 2 years. This is a girl I think of marrying but when she does things like this I get doubtful.

Please someone help me judge this matter and advice me. I am open to any kind of advice. Thank you!
You need to be relieved of your duties..
Give up man... Before they give up on u... This break up go still reach u
Romance / Re: See What Your Rich Uncle Does To Survive In US (photo) by Elimon(m): 8:08pm On Jan 26, 2021
Hustle na hustle... Seen people with far worst conditions in Nigeria here and cannot even buy a bag of rice....
No pain... No gain

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Romance / Re: I'm Confused Should I Still Continue With This Relationship by Elimon(m): 9:59am On Dec 20, 2020
Mowaconfused:
I've been dating this girl for close to 2 years now, she's everything i prayed for in a woman. Everything is going on fine between us until early this year I noticed she has changed, she said i complain too much, i nag etc I thought i'm the one with the problem i work on myself but the problem still persist, we had issues almost every week and i said to myself that something is wrong somewhere and I promise i'm going to check her phone when next she come over to my place so when she came i went through her WhatsApp and i see that she's being having an affair with an older man (over 50 years and he's not based in Nigeria) I confronted my girlfriend about what i saw and she said she's just playing games with the man that they met online and she can't marry an old man, i didn't believe her but she cried and cried that day i forgive her and we continue the relationship. She used to tell me that she's going to port to recieve some stuffs and i always ask her who is sending the stuffs and she said her brother I believe her because one of her brothers is based in South Africa and I noticed that anytime it remain a day to go to port to recieve those stuffs we always have issues, it has happened thrice and I know that something is not right, I don't know know maybe I'm the one over reacting so I call the shipping company that because she always send me the shipping company's message when they ask her to come receive the stuffs and when i call the company and i asked if they do ship from South Africa they said No that they only ship from USA and Canada, i know for sure that the old man is the only one she has in USA I ended the call with the shipping company and i confronted her again about who do send her stuffs she said her brother and i told her that the shipping company is not shipping from South Africa then how come her brother is sending stuffs using that company she said she didn't know about that all she know is that her brother is sending stuffs and she go to Port to clear it, since then I've started doubting her and I didn't trust her anymore, I act as if everything is right between us and i told her we must find a way to see this week, she came over to my place yesterday she didn't act strange everything is going well until she's dragging something with me and she mistakenly use that man's name to call my name, I told her to start talking now and she said she didn't have anything in mind to say that mistakenly calling someone's else name doesn't mean she's dating the man that she already told me. She showed me the man's chat and i saw that the man has been the one sending all those stuffs, she apologised and she said she doesn't want to hurt me that's why she hide everything from me. I called her younger sister and she told me everything about the man, they've never seen each other physically, the man has been sending money to her, sending her alot of stuffs, dress, hair, TV, phone, he got her sister a laptop too and their mom also know about it. Where i'm confused now is that my girlfriend still insist she can't marry this man and her sister also testify to it that it's only the money and the gifts he do send to her that's why she's with him, she's having feelings for this man i know that for sure. We talked last night when she get home and i told her that I've known everything about the man so no more lies again and i asked her to choose between the man and i, she chose me 3 times and he asked me what i want her to do, I told her to tell that man she's done and she said she will just block him and delete his contact, I said no she must tell the man the reason she's blocking him she agree and she screen record and sent it to me. My question now is that can I still go ahead in this relationship, Have you ever been in this situation before, if you are in my shoes what will you do? I just need people's view.
Cc:

pocohantas
Ishilove
Baddiefreaky
Zzor
Seanwilliam
Bukatayne
CalliDora1
Advice.... You'll never marry this girl nor reach her expectations... Because from now on she'll be expecting you to cover up the man's space in her life... Be ready to double everything the man got for her or you face big time trouble or likely break up...
Secondly... The girl loves you but also fell in love with the man... From experience.. A mere screenshot or video cannot end that relationship... I'm telling u from experience. They'll still be talking, with time it'll end and that is if you follow her up closely.. But if you relax... Be ready to go through the second Phase...
Abi you go fit buy am TV, phone, foreign clothes, shoes...
Politics / Re: Just In: The Constitution Should Be Amended To Allow Buhari Go For Third Term by Elimon(m): 9:45am On Dec 20, 2020
UmuEri:
Opinion: It is a fact that Constitution is ment for the people and not the other way round, so the national Assembly has every right to amend the Constitution.

The truth is that Buhari is doing very well in all sectors of the economy, don't mind some Igbos trying to paint him bad.

The level of infrastructural development embarked so far by Mr President is unprecedented. He is fixing all our roads simultaneously and revolutionizing the agric sector.

It is those who don't like his work in the agric sector that are empowering bandits to attack farmers

And all these news you hear about insecurity is a massive conspiracy to bring the President down. The media is exaggerating it

We that didn't support him before have now seen the light. We never knew he could perform this wonderfully and that is why we are now advocating for third term for Mr President.
Op be like...

Crime / Re: Mob Sets Robber Ablaze In Akwa Ibom; Displays His Remains On The Road (Graphic) by Elimon(m): 11:34pm On Dec 17, 2020
JidennaJason:
Can you imagine the lawlessness and barbaric display from these silly youths?

Yesterday, it was Anambra youths burning down police station, now it is the turn of their silly colleagues from Cross-Rivers.


Roasting someone like a goat because you caught him snatching a mobile device...

Damn!!!
Bro... I don't support this but Im not against thi one either... These people have caused havoc this December to citizens living in Uyo town... They rob in broad daylight... Snatch phones and money... Even kidnap... Uyo has been shockingly full of criminal activities these few days...
Let them learn their lessons..
Politics / Re: Kano Ulammas, Jumma'at Imams Endorse Tinubu To Succeed Buhari In 2023 by Elimon(m): 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2020
reallest:
I prefer Osinbajo though
Only person who has spoken my mind here... Even tho its just a dream

Romance / Re: What Made You Stop Having Feelings For Someone You Were Once Madly In Love With? by Elimon(m): 4:19pm On Dec 06, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Men are not worth loving. I would rather love myself

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Education / Re: Some Architectural Masterpiece Around The World by Elimon(m): 3:50pm On Dec 06, 2020
aronski:
10 story building, Kaduna, Nigeria
Is this an error or what Mr op... How does this qualify to be here... The 5 star hotel at Ikot Ekpene plaza is finer than this kano building seff
Education / Re: Some Architectural Masterpiece Around The World by Elimon(m): 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2020
Raydos:
432 park avenue, new york
America is boring... I like China
Education / Re: If U Say U Are An Intelectual! And You Have Not Read This Book U Are Jonzing by Elimon(m): 3:40pm On Dec 06, 2020
09067005625
Education / Re: If U Say U Are An Intelectual! And You Have Not Read This Book U Are Jonzing by Elimon(m): 4:45pm On Oct 30, 2020
ashybabs:


I can send u PDF via Whatsapp if u want
Please I need the PDF too.. Thanks a lot.. Haven't read anything in months but I want to start with this
08168301291
Romance / Re: I Sniffed Her Whatsapp Chat Then I Saw This by Elimon(m): 6:27am On Oct 19, 2020
embarassed... This is the more reason we should #EndSARS

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Politics / Re: 50 Million Youths To Occupy Southern Nigerua Tomorrow by Elimon(m): 6:24am On Oct 19, 2020
#EndSars
Can't belive Sars is still in Ikot Ekpene ... And worst... The youths don't even care...
The same Ik that I had to run away from in 2016 because of brutality... Not that I was a criminal but by then every guy above 18 was a criminal in their sight... Countless murders and mass arrest took place that year in a operation against cultism..but to shock you many of the victims were innocent, they didn't care... So we move
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera
Politics / Re: LIVE UPDATES: PHOTOS: PDP In Early Lead In EdoDecides2020 - Premium Times by Elimon(m): 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2020
Anyone still casting votes to apc ballots is a cow...Fuel no cost for him village.. Which other hardship do you want again before u realize Apc no follow
Education / Re: Is this Picture Decent For Children's Notebook? by Elimon(m): 4:37pm On Sep 19, 2020
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Hier:


Isn't the content too explicit for children

Would you allow your children go close to an environment where such dressing is rampant

Romance / Re: ok by Elimon(m): 3:26pm On Sep 13, 2020
With the use of Ima I know she is from Akwa Ibom or calabar.... Unsatisfied sexual beings exists down here man... Just keep cool... Save but don't show her the chats... Then do yours... I mean openly do your own... She go vex pretend like an angel but do her... No call her again seff... Do am back.. But no carry ooo
Make e no shock you

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Education / Re: Horrible World Histories In Pictures II by Elimon(m): 8:15am On Sep 05, 2020
TheSourcerer:
Well this woman believed her child would grow up to become a Cannibal (An Angel told her of course ) , she even googled 'how to kill a cannibal child' , well luckily the child was saved when but was severely tortured tied and set on fire, God really works in mysterious ways
Who know... Brother Shekau was once a cute and innocent baby before Slaughtering millions

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Education / Re: School Resumption: FG Sends Warning Message To Lagos, Oyo, Other States by Elimon(m): 1:31pm On Sep 01, 2020
I have nothing o... Just eating my gala and drinking zobo
The person below me will say what's on my mind

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