Crime › Re: Young Man Caught Red-Handed Snatching A Car In Enugu (Pix/Video) by elitper: 6:10pm On May 26, 2023 |
I think it's been established he was trying to retrieve the car from an ex. He bought the car in the girl's name |
Politics › Re: Mary Beth To Buhari: Remove Fuel Subsidy Before You Go by elitper: 1:34pm On Mar 22, 2023 |
NothingDoMe: Be bold and say Tinubu will be president. E don choke una abi? 😆😆😆 The man is your president already, abi what are you saying? Dude is waiting in defence house to be handed over to now. Tell me what's going to stop him at this point, save death. Shey daydreaming nor dey tire you people? |
Agriculture › Re: Our Farm Attacked Again With Biological Weapon By Our Host Community! by elitper: 7:38am On Jan 30, 2023 |
I co-ask. Your animals have been grazing on these people's farms. Do you expect them to look on and let you wreck their investment too? This narrative is so one-sided. Wish I could get those guys too on nairaland. baralatie: Hmmm! I read where you said you encroached in neighbouring farms and it has not been settled? |
Health › Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by elitper: 3:34am On Jan 24, 2023 |
You don mad 😡 FalseProphet1: Ahhhhhh!
The dark forces have marked you for destruction. But you can scatter their plans.
Wake up by 12am light a candle or atukpa and go to the junction of your street. Be Stark nàked and shout mo ti de ooooooo 21 times.
Turn to your right and repeat the same process, turn to your left as well until you've covered the 4 corners a man.
Then shout emi ooooo 21 times.
Shout ino oooooo 21 times
Shout yeparipa ooooo 21 times
Make sure you don't have an erection while doing this cos everything would scatter.
After you're done, use the nàked flame to burn the scratch on your hand and you would be free.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Sheikh Abduljabbar's Last Words: I Will Not Beg For Leniency But Will Die A Hero by elitper: 7:12am On Dec 16, 2022 |
"On account of religion, Nigeria shall one day become a hell. This I have seen." Where have you been. It's been a while. Falseprofet2:

Bleep Muslims Bleep Christians including you righteousness 2 and all fanatics spreading fear and ignorance The world is moving apace with technology and you all are bothered more about Mohammed and Jesus that can fight their battles themselves while your thieving politicians pull the wool over your faces
You barely have doctors, teachers might soon join them but its religious wars you all can exhibit your macho-man stupidity. |
Travel › Re: Danfo And Conductor Is Peru (Photos) by elitper: 7:27am On Dec 06, 2022 |
What kind of lie is this. I commuted between Paris and Lille for more than five years. You'll never be allowed into the embarkation area if you don't have the magnetic strip or barcode. Don't mislead people nah! Mille: The above is not true. That's why there is a big difference between living somewhere and going there as a tourist.
The bus drivers in France and Germany give change. The same as train conductors on certain trains that allow you to buy tickets inside the train.
Many times, I have bought tickets and collected change on the TGV trains from Lyon Part-dieu to the St. Exupery airport mainly because the connecting time is too small for me to buy tickets on the machines. |
Webmasters › Web Designer With Traceable Address Needed In Ibadan by elitper(op): 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2022 |
We need a web designer to help in building a website for a small archive in Ibadan. DM for further talk. |
Education › Re: ASUU To Hold Emergency Meeting On Thursday. Strike To Be Likely Called Off by elitper: 9:06am On Oct 12, 2022 |
What can one do to the arrogant ineducable. I leave you to the convenience of your illusion. For the sake of us who share the same nation with you, may you not give birth to your like. And a quick one: you need a refresher in basic English. It's an ordeal reading through. A clue to why you so much detest education. IamDietiesGod: Let me starts by using your nominal against you, your ignorance is a bliss. To you dumbo, I don't know anything about ASSU suppose struggle and how they operate?. Why is it that anyone that has a critical view on a topic always accused of siding a particular party.
Ok, where exactly did I say ASSU president won't consult his cohort before before making the final decision.
The reason why I said the "emergency meeting" is like play to the gallery is because I am very certain that members, at least most will vote for the suspension of the strike as the deal given to them is the best they could get from the narcissistic government.
And I also said "emergency meeting" is a play to the gallery because of the way " emergency meeting" is used. It was use like they could eventually decide not to accept the offer if they are not okay with it which I am not seeing happening.
And one thing you should allow to sink in that your dead brain son if it can actually process is that not every lecturers is happy with this strike and not all of them was in support of it when it was declared indefinite and I can tell you for free that not everyone are finding the strike funny if that you meant by Adjusted.
This is a critical discourse queef, and if you're actually following with an active brain you would know that this government has never said they will probcribe ASSU. All the mentioning of probcribing ASUU are just propaganda by some people and the media. All the mentioning of audit not submitted, taking you to court and winning the case consecutively, licensing CONUA are just to spite ASSU to shift ground and wether you admit it or not it actually works.
The fact remains that if and only if the government want to sack academics, which I know the government won't do as they are cunning and smarter than you could ever be, some to say the least won't wait stupidily to be sacked.
While I admit to some extent, the sincerity of ASSU struggle and If actually you are with a functional brain, you will decipher that ASUU is also helping FG in destroying public University education with the incessant strikes even when ASUU knows that they are not feeling the heat of the strike but still continue. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Albert Einstein's.
Last and probably not the least to you nitwit is that you should learn how to read with an open mindedness, don't always allow your infatuation for something or someone block your sense of reasoning if actually you have one.
Bring it on. |
Education › Re: ASUU To Hold Emergency Meeting On Thursday. Strike To Be Likely Called Off by elitper: 4:24am On Oct 12, 2022 |
Your ignorance is extraordinarily deep, but you cover it with the way you speak with so much assurance. Now, this is the way ASUU runs: the president lacks the power to declare a strike or call it off. Only members do so with their votes from the branch congresses. By the time Ngige dragged the Union to NIC, the outcome and further reactions had been predicted and members were ready to go on till next year. You should be a little intelligent enough that those who did 8months without pay have already adjusted. With the appeal court ruling, the consensus among members is to resume without teaching and wait for proscription of the union. After that, a mass sack of all the members. And that is where the government reaches a dead end. Or do you fancy in your childish brain that you can hire about 30000 academics (with about a third of them professors) as you do political thugs? Well, let me point you to history. Gowon and Babangida tried exactly this and failed. I have decided not to talk about the well-advertised merits of ASUU’s struggle because you sound utterly ineducable, but let this resonate in your brain pan if it’s still of any use: ASUU is on a national assignment to save the tertiary education sector from an anti-intellectual president. IamDietiesGod: Firstly, remove the use of that adverb "likely" that only give probability and not certainty is a lie because they "will" , that certainty, they don't have a choice or an option.
Secondly, the emergency is just a show or play to gallery, the matter has already been decided. Who is deceiving who.
Thirdly, the witholding of salaries during the strike has been a gimmick and an envisaged strategy to bring ASUU on their knees. See how it was listed like it is a kind of gift, blessings, something new or kind of fresh and a favor. Although it can be counted as favor as per they didn't fully worked for it.
Fourthly, how is this deal different from what they have always being PROMISED but always refused.
Fifth, it safe to say they just rubished and wasted the students' time, resources, and mental stability.
Conclusively, as FG run ASUU street, Both ASUU and FG run the students wayo. Which brings me to this question, what is the usefulness of docile and toothless (dog) NANS?.
Lastly, my condolence goes to students and their parents. May ASUU and FG never happened to u guys again. |
Crime › Re: Dethroned Lagos Traditional Ruler Sentenced To 15 Years For Faking His Kidnap by elitper: 8:03pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
So someone cannot kidnap himself in peace again? Dis Buhari gofment sef! |
Crime › Re: Bayelsa Big Boy Popularly Known As Lion Arrested For Kidnapping In Abuja by elitper: 10:13pm On Sep 24, 2022 |
Shatap! Na roar he roar! No dey cap nonsense o! NaijaRoyalty: Lion wey dey cry like goat
They don't want to work but they want to live large |
Health › Re: Man Shares Massive Transformation After Two Years Of Quitting His Drug Addiction by elitper: 3:08am On Sep 12, 2022 |
First frame be like Burna Boy |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Shares Photo Of The Gaboon Viper He Killed At His Backyard by elitper: 10:03pm On Sep 08, 2022 |
The only thing more dangerous than this creature is the Nigerian politician. |
Education › Re: ASUU Rejects 35% Salary Increase For Professors; Wants 100% by elitper: 8:29pm On Sep 06, 2022 |
This is lie from pit of hell. |
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Celebrates His Wife, Lola On Her 50th Birthday (Photos) by elitper: 8:36pm On Sep 03, 2022 |
Eso Pele o, baba. E ma binu. E ma sepe mo, amo eyi ti e ti se aro a to moo. bcomputer101: Olóríburúkú omo ale jatijati. Where's your fathers house in Yoruba land. Ajá lo ma je enu e. You think say na everybody dey lie of his hometown. I'm from okeila house in iragbiji. Omo ale.
Àfi ti o ba fe je ki ògún fèjè e we, oya so nkan mi |
Politics › Re: Strike: PDP Bankrolling ASUU, Joe Igbokwe Says by elitper: 5:27am On Sep 01, 2022 |
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Education › Re: UNILAG SSANU, NASU Protest Against Strike Suspension by elitper: 7:41pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
hkunle71: Big lie... Who born ASSU Go and ask Obasanjo what he faced from Baba Abacha I no blame you. You apparently don't know history. Go and find out how the ASUU struggles with the military ended. |
Education › Re: UNILAG SSANU, NASU Protest Against Strike Suspension by elitper: 7:38pm On Aug 24, 2022 |
iHateFraudsters: Even Abacha tried to end ASUU, but couldn't Don't mind him. I pray Buhari makes the mistake of proscribing ASUU. He will then see the limits of his power. Even IBB and Abacha with all the military powers tried and failed. |
Politics › Re: Adamu Adamu Tells Students To Take ASUU to court For Damages by elitper: 8:52pm On Aug 18, 2022 |
mbahdi: Blessed be the parents of adamu for already forseeing the future of their child and gave him the name that best suits him.#Adamu onuku You are not a good person at all. Very very at all. |
Politics › Re: Labour Party Delivered Twins- Shehu Sani by elitper: 7:25pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
To born twins nor be small labour o. |
Romance › Re: Groom Breaks Down In Tears At His Traditional Wedding (Video) by elitper: 9:18pm On May 24, 2022 |
This one nor be groom. Na broom him be. Nonsense |
Politics › Re: Guber Primaries: Tough Battles In Oyo, Sokoto, Rivers’ APC As Delegates Vote by elitper: 8:20am On May 20, 2022 |
tunapawizzy: why APC dey waste their time for Oyo state I wonder o. |
Properties › Re: Notorious Ota Land-Grabber Elijah Adeogun aka Killer Arrested In Ogun State by elitper: 8:33pm On May 17, 2022 |
Before nko? The word "Ogun" in Yoruba means bad juju nah. Faller: I fear who no Fear Ogun State 
Capital of Everything Evil and Wicked |
Celebrities › Re: Why We Demolished Kpokpogri’s House – FCTA Reveals by elitper: 8:29pm On May 14, 2022 |
GloriousGbola: Wetin?
Did you not see tonto showing all the dicks she has saved on her phone?
Those small dick guys are FCTDA.
Sorting them out with bootay
One hand job and you give the house red mark. One bj and you give the house demolition notice. Full penetration and you demolish. Bros, abeg where you dey live? I wan come learn small madness. |
Education › Re: Strike: Ibrahim Gambari Wades In, Summons ASUU, NASU, Others by elitper: 5:34am On May 12, 2022 |
michlins: stop comparing apples to oranges please.
The institutions you mentioned make too much money for the government.
You don't expect to pay someone whose office generate billions daily ₦50,000 and complain when he steals. It's never done.
Compare ASUU with Nigeria police. Having said that, it is high time Nigeria education is deregulated to some extent. It's better to pay ₦500,000 per section and finish a course meant for five years in five years and not a day older. If you pay any less, you will balance off the payment by many years of strike and the worst thing to loose in life is time cause it's irreversible.
If you decide not to pay that much, you will sign a contract that will force you to work in public institution in Nigeria for a certain number of years before you japa. We can't pay for your school fees through subsidised education and the moment you finish, you run away.
I know many people will not be comfortable with my comment but "he who comes to equity must come with clean hands". If we citizens of Nigeria wants to hold the leaders accountable,we too should be accountable.
Let me see see how someone will pay 500,000 as school fees and ASUU will go on strike without the minister of education and labour not getting sacked the next day. Those ones are currently vying for president. Or a student will stay in that hostel in uniben and unn. We may not notice but these things destroy us psychologically and we raise students who don't attain perfection but microbiologists who work in banks Don't deceive yourself, about 500k school fees was suggested about ten years ago by the Babalakin panel. That's no more realistic according to the government. The new school fees won't be less than one million naira per session for single honours courses. Na trade your children go learn las las. |
Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by elitper: 5:06am On May 12, 2022 |
Even you wen be Nigerian human being, you like yourself? |
TV/Movies › Who Can Digitize 16mm Celluloid Film? by elitper(op): 4:38pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
A heritage archive in Ibadan needs help to digitize some of the celluloid films in her collection. We are ready to pay a modest reasonable fee for the service. We are also open to anyone willing to rent out 16 mm projector for three or four days to allow us do the work ourselves. Contact OP via this medium leaving your phone and/or email details. |
Culture › Who Can Digitize 16 Mm Celluloid Films? by elitper(op): 2:37pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
A heritage archive in Ibadan needs help to digitize some of the celluloid films in her collection. We are ready to pay a modest reasonable fee for the service. We are also open to anyone willing to rent out 16 mm projector for three or four days to allow us do the work ourselves. Contact OP via this medium leaving your phone and/or email details. |
Education › Who Can Digitize 16 Mm Celluloid Films? by elitper(op): 2:15pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
A heritage archive in Ibadan needs help to digitize some of the celluloid films in her collection. We are ready to pay a modest reasonable fee for the service. We are also open to anyone willing to rent out 16 mm projector for three or four days to allow us do the work ourselves. Contact OP via this medium leaving your phone and/or email details. |
Nairaland General › Who Can Digitize 16 Mm Celluloid Films by elitper(op): 2:05pm On Dec 31, 2021 |
A heritage archive in Ibadan needs help to digitize some of the celluloid films in her collection. We are ready to pay a modest reasonable fee for the service. We are also open to anyone willing to rent out 16 mm projector for three or four days to allow us do the work ourselves. Contact OP via this medium leaving your phone and/or email details. |
Crime › Re: Autopsy Result Of Faith Aigbe Found Dead In Iguodala Ogieriakhi's Car by elitper: 4:11pm On Sep 23, 2021 |
benuejosh: Oga, you sure say you understand wetin them write so? The thing tire me o. To read and understand hard them. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Afghanistan Women's Youth Soccer Team Escapes To Pakistan by elitper: 8:21am On Sep 16, 2021 |
Frying pan is still better than fire sha. |