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Music/RadioRe: Man Arrests Olamide For Touching His Daughter’s Body In New Music Video by elMacho(m): 9:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
That video make lotta sense, I just downloaded it now, "story for the Gods" the lady in question must have taken the dogon yaro and the monkey tail that olamide mentioned in d song, the man ought to have quaried his daughter for appearing in such way.
PoliticsRe: Serious Fighting In Zaria by elMacho(m): 11:30pm On Jul 25, 2014
In zaria, and sleeping peacefully. The situation is under control now,
LiteratureRe: Shadows From The Past....[The Past Came Haunting]-- A Short Story. by elMacho(m): 12:18pm On Jul 24, 2014
Ghost mode deactivated, guy your story is good, keep the good work
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Those Bashing Him For Snubbing His Brother's Wedding by elMacho(m): 12:24am On Jul 20, 2014
If Jude cannot show maturity and attend his Kid bro wedding, u peeps now expect his younger brother to show that maturity and attend his..#teampetermustnotattendjudewedding
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Those Bashing Him For Snubbing His Brother's Wedding by elMacho(m): 12:20am On Jul 20, 2014
drealnamdy: Woah...easy der Mr peter... He shld knw dt his fans love dem soo much togeda in unity than bein apart all because he wants to prove a point..... Not goin 4 d brother's weddin dt brought dem into limelight jst to prove a point shows hw gullible and shalow his reasonin is...aturu lola angry
The brother dnt brought them to limelight, rather, they bring him to limelight
EducationRe: AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY (ABU) Zaria. Student's Chat-room: Great Abusites! by elMacho(m): 10:55pm On Dec 09, 2013
Grt abusite, i represent d cradle of ABU. Pub admin dept
EducationRe: AHMADU BELLO UNIVERSITY (ABU) Zaria. Student's Chat-room: Great Abusites! by elMacho(m): 10:50pm On Dec 09, 2013
Nna, one of ♍¥ guy wan die for congo campus. Talk say em money don finish for KCH.
Na d guy knw wetin him go find 4 KCH o, wey decent place ful gyelesu n tudun wada







I asked him why he didn't rent a room @ Sabo or gelesu?[/quote]
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by elMacho(m): 10:39pm On Dec 09, 2013
Chartey: I'm not in Kongo o. Our Kongo brothers and sisters should help us.
am a stdnt of kongo camp, law faculty ultra mordern xtention is almst cmpleted b4 d strike, boy hostel cn boast of shower in d bathrum n oda facilities, etc, am nt in zaria nw, so i cnt bk it wit pics. An Abusite is naturally ahead of u
EducationRe: Ahmadu Bello University (ABU) Zaria, (Pictures) by elMacho(m): 7:38am On Dec 09, 2013
Proudly abusite.. Kongo camp on point,
PoliticsRe: Females Top Table Of Military Recruits by elMacho(m): 10:43am On Nov 14, 2013
How many of dem una see for stf or jtf? Na wen war or peace keeping mission com dem al doz army babes go knw wats up
EducationRe: Nigerian Student Rescued After Being Trapped Between 2 Walls For 72 Hours by elMacho(m): 11:21pm On Nov 08, 2013
bammo: I'm from plateau and i've never heard dat name b4. I doubt he's nigerian
u are nt frm plateau. Vongtau is a pure tarok name, frm langtang lga. So dude, knw ur state as u knw names of rappers
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Poses In Scary Halloween Costumes (photos) by elMacho(m): 4:57pm On Nov 01, 2013
joshua idibia: He looks lyk SHAO KHAN. in mortal kombat 2
exactly man
RomanceRe: What Should I Think Ooooo by elMacho(m): 3:34pm On Oct 18, 2013
O K
PoliticsRe: ASUU Rejects N600 Billion Offer by elMacho(m): 2:52pm On Oct 18, 2013
debbiebear: ASUU pls nd pls FG don shift grounds abeg make una try shake body small na......I tot dats wht negotiation is all about huh
man ASUU are afta honoring 2009 agreement and not negotiation
PoliticsRe: Solomon Lar Is Not Dead But On Life Support by elMacho(m): 2:48pm On Oct 08, 2013
[quote author=emk4lif]His son Victor Lar is also currently serving as a senator,
chap, victor lar aint his son
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Uam Boy by elMacho(m): 1:34pm On Oct 06, 2013
E dan b 4 u b dat, (laughing in cantonnese)
Music/RadioRe: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone? by elMacho(m): 3:04pm On Oct 05, 2013
Hate it or love it- the game ft 50 cent. Am using it for almost 3yrs now
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by elMacho(m): 3:39pm On Oct 03, 2013
Must you quote every thing, 'learner'
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SportsRe: Which Country Do You Want Nigeria To Face In The World Cup Qualifiers Play-off? by elMacho(m): 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2013
Bring any african team, na flogging nooni
Science/TechnologyRe: Professor Andrew Nok Wins Alexander Humboldt Prize For 2013 by elMacho(m): 8:14pm On Aug 25, 2013
ABU naturally ahead
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by elMacho(m): 10:38pm On Aug 14, 2013
hat he met a man in the house and asked who it was.
''Akunne I don't know who the man is. I called Jennifer and she said she had invited a man to live with her because she couldn't sleep alone. That was why I sent you to go get the money. As a result, I want you to suspend paying for that apartment. The man will start paying'' I said.
Akunne asked if he would send the money to me, I told him that Johnson will pick it up from him.

I was boiling inside and couldn't concentrate on anything after what Jennifer said. I had warned her to get a woman if she wanted a roommate, not a man. I wouldn't care if Jennifer dated someone in my absence but I wouldn't tolerate the person living in an apartment I paid for. Out of respect, I never invited a woman into that apartment just because of her. Well, all those things were over.

The following morning, Azuka called. She said she had returned from 5:30 mass and wanted to know if I was around.
I told her to come if she wanted. She showed up a few minutes later and was looking beautiful as always. We sat in the sitting room and talked. She said I was looking fine and well fed. We joked about how her mom had chased me away from their house back in 2001.
She wanted us to go out in the evening but since I was traveling the next day, I told her that it would be the following weekend. I gave her N2000 when she was leaving. When she left, My brother said that N2000 was much. He advised that I should learn to give them N1000 instead, only if he knew what I did in Aba.

I got tired of watching and asked my brother if he still have some of the Jack Daniels I had given him as gift. He said there was one he had not even opened. I wondered why I didn't ask about that since I returned. He picked it up from his room and opened it.

He called two of his friends who came and joined us to drink the foreign whiskey. We joked as they reminded me when I was their co-trader at the Used spare parts market.

When they left, I ate Some rice and went to my room. I called village and told them I was in Onitsha.
I also called Jennifer who confirmed that she was given €200 by my friend. She wanted to know if I was angry about the new guy in the house.

''Jennifer, you don't have any respect for me anymore. Maybe that is because I traveled but the news flash is that mr Osagie will start paying for that apartment until I return. I warned you not to bring a man there. You think I was not serious. I hope he is not touching any of my clothes or shoes because if anything happen to any of them, you will give me the money when I come back. By the way, I don't know what you did with the money I left for you. I warned you not to use up to €400 in a month. You have monthly ticket and you have a bag of rice in the house. I don't know what you did with it but be rest assured that the €200 is the last money you will get from me'' I finished and hung up. She didn't sob or cried as she used to do. Something was wrong.

I called Joe and asked how he was doing. Business was still doing fine but not like when I was there. She asked if I needed anything but I told him not at that moment. He said Jennifer had called him and he had given her €400. I told him never to give her any money again.

What was wrong with Jennifer? What was she doing with money?
That new Osagie must be exhorting her. I pitied her and almost seeped for her but since I promised myself that the affairs of Europe won't hold me hostage in Nigeria, I waved it behind me and slept.

The following day was monday. We prepared to go to Cotonou. The ship carrying the last cars I bought had returned four days ago. We got to Upper Iweka and boarded different buses to Lagos. My brother had told me that it wasn't wise for two of us to follow the same bus due to security reasons.
''anything could happen'' he had said. I saw some sense in what he said and agreed to board a different bus.

We got to Maza Maza at an hour interval and headed to Cotonou that same afternoon. We got to Seme border and bribed our way into Cotonou through the border. A new massive toll gate had been constructed on the Seme-Cotonou highway.
We got to Cotonou in the evening and decided that it would be better to go to the wharf in the morning.
We found a hotel and rented a room for both of us. I wanted separate rooms but my brother was good at minimizing expenses. We slept until the next morning, then we entered bikes and drove to the wharf.
Unlike Nigeria, the process of clearing vehicles in Cotonou was easier. The three vehicles were cleared the same day. There were. Oga zubi, me na correct owode boy o, dat town na den of smugglers, dem toba, gani, ogboye etc, na dat barrack opposite multi star hotel i dey
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by elMacho(m): 9:46am On Aug 05, 2013
Seignor Zuby, keep the good work amigo
LiteratureRe: The 21st Century Lagos Wife. by elMacho(m): 5:59am On Aug 04, 2013
So also writers who abandon their thread, and always comment on other writers thread
LiteratureRe: Man Wey Dey Reason by elMacho(m): 10:18pm On May 21, 2013
Flow whose barrack dyou lived in previously, cos your barrack slangs like oshuka, koko, etc is paramont in my previous barracks, which 192 motorised battalion owode- yewa ogun state

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