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fruitfulbae:
Thanks, sis.
Team March cappo, kindly add my name to your team.

kelizosuy:
This almost ruined my night but I will rise above it

To think the idiot is a family friend

Goldenheart002:
Tanx for not vexing again my cappo, oya take half of dis plate of snail take cool temper (shey u go need orijin take wash am down? Lemme know so I can send it too)

D other half goes to proudmom38!

kokozain:
her edd is march 29
I don't know which best hospital to use in kwara state Ilorin precisely. Pls mamas in Ilorin kindly attend to my question

kelizosuy:
I'm confirming God's goodness in my life... Indeed every child has its own blessing .
I've been receiving unending favours since last week and I remember the time I almost died of depression because I was thinking of how I was going to take care of my Lo, but God has been so faithful.

showerses:
@Cappo hmmm so both of us did the kpekus the same day, Dr gave me 9th March but scan is 14th March EDD

Explorers:
A man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other.

When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette.

He said “I have nothing else to live for.

I can’t go on,” then the sound of a gunshot.

After listening to the cassette tape, the poblice knew that it was not a suicide.

How did they know?

Explorers:
A lonely old man ....

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?

Explorers:
Jack was placed in a cell 2×2 with one window at the top of the wall.

The window was big enough for him to go through it but too high for anyone to reach it.

The cell was empty.

It had nothing in it, except a shovel.

He had only two days to break out.

How will Jack escape?

Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

MoyosBlog123:
Smmmh.....Cravings in.pregnancy made me learn how to make whitesoup, bitterleaf soup, oha soup puffpuff(jazzyjazz inspired, wicked somborri ) and the likes(mind u am Yoruba).
Now that am nursing seems my cravings isn't gone completely and u mamas here r making it difficult for me....its not fair... Not even now that hubby won't allow me move around yet....I for don cook according to my longthroat
Found this pix on the food section on Nairaland.
Score line 1:1
Zaynie no separate fight Abeg...ayam ready

MRAKBEE:
Its real. As an educationist, i know that some of our teachers are not trained.
The curriculum says it all. It reflects the needs of the society and takes into cognizance the prevailing political, social an economic conditions of the society.
Or is it that private schools have their own curriculum?
Readiness theories of learning lean heavily on the concept of maturation in stages of biological and mental development. It is assumed that a child passes through all stages of development in reaching maturity. The teacher finds out what a child is ready for and then devises appropriate materials and methods.
some of our teachers aint qualified to be in the classroom. This is one of the reasons why teaching is still widely regarded as a semi-profession.
I have had similar experience. My little nephew in primary one came back from school with an assignment meant for someone in jss1 and I had to meet his teacher the next day.
I asked him to give one good reason why he assessed a seven year old learner with questions that are way beyond his IQ and all he cud say was that he wants him to step out of his comfort zone.
Private schools must be well regulated cos atimes they go against the ethics of education.
Government is really giving them a free hand.

ladytaurus:
BS
mamas in the house.
when you talk of supernatural delivery, olowogbogboro did it for me.
my birthstory is the handwork of God. Thursday was my antenatal and I had mind of going for antenatal until
contraction started at 2am and continued on and off till I couldn't hold it again. I woke ifemi around 3am and told him I will hold till 5am and we can go to the hospital but by 4:30am I couldn't hold it any longer cos the contraction was coming on and off and I was using my timer to time the difference.I told ifemi let's head to the hospital I got into the hospital premises by 5:10am and I requested for my file and went straight to the delivery room, on getting to the delivery room with ifemi the matron asked him to go bring my bag and as at time it was 5:20am she said madam go inside and lemme check you.
Immediately she wore her gloves and checked she asked if that was my first and I said no 2nd meanwhile there was no show at all throughout the contraction and the matron said you are progressing and left to attend to another patient. She was wearing her gloves to attend to the other woman in the same room with me and I started feeling intense pain and I told I want to poo she said madam wait and she called another midwive before I knew it I was told to poo and I did dat with all my strength because I knew it was no poo, I was about to birth my princess and she came out crying and I was cleaned up.
my princess came 5:40am weighing 3.25kg.
my hubby couldn't believe it when he was told I had given birth.
Was discharged the next day.
Thank you for the likes and prayers.
may all preggy mama yet to deliver experience supernatural delivery.
Mother and child doing fine.
Birth story submitted.
Off to Newborn babies thread for now.
Will endeavor to peep in once in a while.

euphorbia:
lucky you....I still spit every moment and feel weak....I am seriously looking up to week 14 or 15 for the relief

soonest:
My peppered snail. Now my body don come down.
cc: proudmom38
Shout out to my march mamas and other lovely mamas here.

AlphaHandMaiden:
For mums who have had boys, and now have baby girls.... a few tips on how to use up baby boy clothing on a baby girl.

How to Make a Onesie / baby vest into a dress.


http://canarystreetcrafts.com/onesie-dress/


https://lovecityblog.com/2011/01/26/onesie-embellishment-tutorial-2-onesie-dress/


will post some pics when i try this out.

you can also make 2 items as you can get a dress AND vest extender with this. will do a tutorial to show you how.
WATCH THIS SPACE!

I also found a link to jazz up a baby boy's button down shirt. will post it a bit later.


cc. BritneyStacy

HolySteph:
Oh for that I will.

'If you do me I do you, man no go vex' in psquares voices.

GoodMum:
boiled corn and pear ...

sayoddy:
You didn't welcome me to March team o. Madam ahnie must hear this. In fact, ayaf vex