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At least my prayers r working. He now looks like someone's uncle. A couple more night vigils and he will look like the grandpa that he is

I have no idea of what I'm going to eat this morning.

I'm sure they've pumped him full of Zmapp. Before AND after the hug. Either that or dem baff am with bitter kola water.

Poor child. This is why people shouldn't give other people their children to carry or handle. Of course the other reason is...


Una know na

(Singing) sugarcane no be bamboo...

Hey fellas, welcome me to politics section. And ask my girlfriend to forgive me for cheating, once and for all.

Lol. Forming good guy. Why was he impeached again sef?

franklyn009:
I understand their jokes very well
Listen to Chris Rock jokes n den Kevin hart u will see the difference.
one just talk and get his audience laughing while the other goes to the extent of looking silly to pass out his jokes which are sometimes not too creative.

And both make tons of money doing it. Kinda like Basketmouth and Klint the drunk. Different roads to wealth. Even the same road has different vehicles

Of course most Nigerians don't understand jokes told by American or British comedians. Hell, half of the time they can't even make out the words the comedians are saying. And if u didn't know what a Starbucks or who Monica Lewinsky was, jokes about them wouldn't amuse u, understandably.

So, @OP...We must never expose our ignorance and ignorantly label it as "criticism". My advice to you: stick with the pidgin-speaking Warri, Lagos and Benin comedians we have here in Nigeria.

BraniacX:
your post is far 2 long 4 some1 who has little or no time 2 dillydally with pwoor lwowly me. Lolz,
u leave me little space 2 reply with, all i read is blah blah blah blah balderdash!
Try breakN ur posts next time so dat d ignorant uneducated members of public lyk me would follow sequentially.
Seriously! u had to go do a fillibuster on me? hahahahaha! Hahahaha!
How ironic! All i have ever asked u & ur NMA colleagues 2 do is 2 put patient care b4 proffesional pride but all i always get in response are u drawing parrallels spawned either 4rm ur ignorance, misinformatN or both so here is a list of things u can do when u av d time don't worry, they shouldn't take u long,
1. Publish ur current 6yr curriculum & compare it 1st, 2 d curriculum say 25yrs ago, 2nd, 2 d current curriculum of a typical american medical college.
2. Post d publication showN how well our & i quote "solely Nigerian trained doctors with no additional trainN abroad" do in d above mentioned liscencN exams(LWKMD , seriously, i must b livN in a bubble or com 4rm Mars 4 me not 2 av noticed dat outside govt hospitals, there're far 2 many Nigerian doctors on d streets carryN their CV's around FMCs job huntN or oh! Dat's right, we still in d 80's & every newly graduated doctor is a rockstar! afterall by reason of ur argument they should be in d UK,US living d good life in saner greener pastures hahahaha! , + i never knew equipments @ UCH, LUTH, ABUTH, UNNTH UATH were unavailable our outdated oh! Look 4 anoda excuse abeg)

if u must know, am a doctor of optometry . . . O-P-T-O-M-E-T-R-Y. gottit? I dont belong 2 johesu & ur pissing contest with dem is irrelevant 2 me. Aiite!
re: hate u & ur NMA? Cmon! dat's so beneath me.
Gud luck with ur studies, am sure u'll find time to reply me sooner than later.

Na ur own post come short abi?

Where's Korede Bello. Abi did all that winking finally make him go blind?

You must have been really dumb as a child
Anyway mine (as per smart boy ) was:
Arise oh corper 'shon!
Nigeria's kolo bae
To serve Awa fada's land
With love and strengt and fail
Da ley shorfor awa he shorfor
Shall neva b in vain
Tusa tusa are marching
One ley shorfor in freedom
Peace and unity!!!

Don't worry @ all those "bookers". This will NEVER make front page

Chai! See cake!!! abeg mods carry this thing go fp, make nairalanders salivate small.

Money is good. May God punish poverty!!!

Nice life he's got. More comfy than most nigerians, that's for sure. And without limbs, I'm sure he's making his wife very happy in bed....as a dild0!

There will be two gates on Judgement day: Heaven and Hollywood/Nollywood/Ghallywood/ALABA main market/MAVIN etc

Bunch of #doro-liars

But come o! Where is the strike holding? I just went to UCH Ibadan and it seemed as busy as ever.

pembisco:
can we please drop this differences for once? haba its becoming stale. lets all join hands and address the problems in the health sector rather than egoistic attitude. tenks

Ehn, but sha u gree say dem go lock am abi?

pembisco:
anoda myopic cretin. ..smh for ur generation

Nna bone o! They will hide it o!

Jizoz!!!
So this thing doesn't concern me!!!

Wonder who my doppelganger is.
@OP, #2 and #1 no dey here o! Abi na my phone no load am?

Make I quick quick comment. Na dis kain tin wey mods dey carry go FP nowadays, Since Linda traveled.

Come, na picture of food and motor I send una go snap for dubai?! Uche, (P-square) face ur work!!!

After the next tenure, Goodluck will have jumped to 2 or 3.

Lol.
Hip hop has changed a lot since the 90s and early 2000s. It was wonderful, when it spoke about the societal ills, then it became manageable when it spoke about violence and guns, then it became barely tolerable when it started talking about nothing but money and bltches. And then it became Nigerianized. The End

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Page 4....hmmm. I guess the Shekau video is more important than JOHESU's "allowance" memo

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Page 4....hmmm. I guess the Shekau video is more important than JOHESU's "allowance" memo

From top to bottom:
Shortbread
Digestive (McVities)
Nasco cream biscuits
Nasco wafers
Speedy
Spicy.

I still like to indulge myself sometimes, but these days, NONE of them taste as delicious as they used to.

Awkward moment when u actually win a NL argument.