₦airaland Forum

vicksbaba:
LooooL... No ooo.... Pain ke??... I'm just trying to tell you that cucumber is not used to examine the rectum...

What is it used to examine then? The "vestibule" abi?

vicksbaba:
Since you like to google stuffs, why don't you google the word proctoscope??
...extra knowledge for you

Lol. E pain am

While you people were busy arguing, some of us noted that the request for the x-ray said that the swellings were calcified, probably because the examiner had palpated something hard in a couple of them. I'm one of those folks that unapologetically googles stuff that I don't know, cuz there's a LOT of stuff I don't know.
Someone look up "multiple trichilemmal cysts", and tell me what u find out.
Oh, and Lagusta and that silkworm dude, you two need to be examined. In the rectum. With a cucumber!
Just kidding.

lostsouls:
i advice any country from the european unioun (eu) or u.s, canada, new zealand or australia. but please whatever you decide dont ever think of those baltic states. you might not make it there. peace

Which are the Baltic States?

Leopantro:
if you are in the East and is interested in PLAB, MRCP, IELTS USMLE materials, mock tests , lecture note videos and audio files, contact me and collect it for free.

have quite a lot and it's taking too much space on my laptop.
come with your hard drive, at least 10 GB free space. if you are outside that area make arrangements to pick it up.

would be in the West soon so call for updates.
alternatively, if you have someone I can drop it with as a storage bank for people to access also let me know.
finally, you can get some but not all the books only at cambodiamed1. (.)com.
seriously if you can get out of this country.

I'm interested. I'm in Awka. I don't know how to do PMs, but my email address is elobyobi@live.com, WhatsApp 08117924132

Joel3:
I suspect Schizophrenia

It is Schizophrenia. So what next?

Please I have a patient who tells me that he feels other people can hear his thoughts. Also has auditory hallucinations. He doesn't want to go see a psychiatrist even after I counseled him to. I've commenced him on CPZ. This is the first mental health case I'm seeing in years, and he insists I alone should be his doctor. I'm going back to my books. Any tips?

Awww. This is the kind of post that gingers me to call bae and tell her I love her so much for loving me truly and picking me over them guys with Range Rover, and agreeing that we'll hustle together and hammer together. Cuz that's wassup.

Laird:
UK-PLAB EXAM
AMERICA-USMLE EXAM
AUSTRALIA-AMC EXAM
SAUDI- AGENT RECRUITMENT TAKES TIME+3 YEARS POST GRADUATION
ABU DHABI UAE- EXAMS + 3 YEARS POST GRADUATION
SOUTH AFRICA-EXAMS

UAE....what exams and how can one register, do u know?

fireforfire:
I'm telling u.
D wickedness of d so called leaders is blaring hot.
How could Enugu hoilspital have undertaken such a sensitive matter.??........
Dat was beyond any naija hospital.

Meanwhile one agbaya carried his old decayed ear to london

Unth Enugu is the cardiothoracic centre of Nigeria in case you don't know.
They do open heart surgeries there,since the 70s

1. Overcrowding in back seats. Who go wear seatbelt and who no go wear?
2. In most cases in Nigeria, its the broke people that sit in the back, so seatbelt or no seatbelt, all na bad market. and we all know that the reason why they stop people is not because they're concerned about their SAFETY (who send u?)

Iamsynord:
which one be manuchim so...?

A song

What about giving God the glory that they're supposed to be giving Satan. Cuz I'm pretty sure mentioning God on the same track as "when juice no dey to mix my gin" or in the same album as "shake up ya bum-bum" or in that "Manuchim so" video with halfnaked babes....God be like "no be me and you o!"

Well, make her body do the singing, since her voice can't. I've heard her "special driver" song and i knew she was just there as a pretty face for the label, and a pretty kunt for Paul.

Still nothing from other countries? Except Ukraine, where you don't get paid for residency? Hmm...

Hollawaley:
she gave her the injection on the part of the butt where she was not to!

Biko, where was the injection given, and where was it supposed to be given?

How come all I see here concerning emigration is only limited to the US and UK? Aren't there other doctors on this thread who are in other countries? Australia? The carribean? Middle east? Other African or Asian countries?
For some reason, I no dey too dey feel the idea of US and UK.
So if there's someone here who's in one of these places and has some info to share, please quote me and help a brother out.
I do believe in Nigeria, but right now, I want to believe from somewhere else

Eh(swearing by touching my tongue and touching the ground and finally pointing to heaven) ma'achi eeh...one of my children must be a movie producer.
Congrats to her.

henrydadon:
it about time she dump them... i cant remember when last she had a hit track like kedike.. even ill bliss no get any hit record again

"Nku" his recent song with Flavour and Stormrex is doing quite well here in the East; don't know about the rest of the country sha.
Chidinma should just rebrand herself, kawai. More "Kedike" (although I'm not a big fan of senseless made-up words) and less "Emi ni baller"

UIA04:
Floyd isn't like that he is one of the very few celebrities who is not in debt and still has large investments. He has probably learnt from. Mike Tysons story

50 cent was once worth 500 million, y'know. Forbes list and all that. Now he's filing for bankruptcy. These things happen.

MrEverest:
What percentage of the population will use state house clinic? Last time Buhari traveled to Germany, he went for medical check-up as well & same goes for other members of his cabinet!! The funny thing is that you are not even mad at such wickedness & inhumanity to fellow man, you know what?I wont say you are mentally re.tard.ed!! It sucks to be a Nigerian with the torture of living such kind of life were the elite/ruling class see us as sub-human & treat us with such disdain.

My dear, I'm a doctor (I guess that puts to rest the mentally ret.arded part ) and I know how much it would take to equip a hospital to world standard. I do share your pain and skepticism that most of that money would be misappropriated. But if somebody gave me 3 billion naira to build a hospital that would make him never want to seek healthcare elsewhere, I would use that money and buy EVERYTHING from an MRI to PCR to a VeinFinder to a Geiger counter, PET scan....at the end, d money fit finish sef, I go still dey find more. But I did say "Haba!", in case u missed it. Because I am Nigerian enough to know that the person who put that amount in the budget no get my kain good intentions.
You really should watch how you insult people on Nairaland though. You never know, y'know.

Now that I'm actually considering the kain thing, that's when they decide they only want specialists? Na wa.

I don't know what to say. On the one hand, if all that money is indeed pumped into making the Clinic state of the art, it will go a long way in discouraging medical tourism.

On the other hand...



HABA!!!

kokomilala:
@Elobyobi, I'd like to correct an impression.I don't 'copy and paste'.And, as an academic, I don't do that.You'll notice that there are no links to what I'm sending.It's only the pictures that I 'copy and paste' What I dish out here is the end produce of years of research and development, training, personal experiences and first hand contacts with people.
White people don't have an exclusive preserve of knowledge, just as the English language is no longer the preserve of the English.
I've-by God's grace-trained white people, Indians, Lebanese etc.And, I've confidently offered my expertise where needed.God doesn't play favourites with knowledge.If you seek it, you get it.That's exactly what I've done! Because, it's Fitness and it's Without Bars!!!

Thanks for clearing that up, Chimamanda Adichie

Good for them. Hopefully this post will make front page, make dem for enjoy limelight small. Because their last attempt, we all know how that went. #backtoback
In other news, the guy resemble Banky W smaaalllll

When government agencies employ people ONLY based on tribalism and nepotism, and not aptitude and competence (because "God forbid that a stranger should come from another part of the country and save our lives"), surely they are bound to encounter these things.

Mimo!!! Angeli Michael!!! Mimo!!!

kokomilala:
I hear people talk about 6-pack.My clients ask me: how can I have a 6-pack; can I have a 6-pack?etc, etc..I tell them the gospel truth about this coveted thing called 6-pack.
6-pack is a column of 6 cube-like muscle formation.Technically, it's called RECTUS ABDOMINIS.But, it's not the only thing responsible for a lean, chiseled mid-section.There is another column of muscles underneath it.It's called TVA.TRANSVERSUS ABDOMINIS.It's these muscles here that need to be strengthened to impact the outer layer of muscles to make the coveted 6-pack pronounced.
No amount of sit ups-now outdated-, crunches can give you 6-pack.And, sadly enough, if it's not in your genetic code, you can never have it.The legendary Bruce Lee didn't have a 6-pack, but he was reputed to having one of the best mid-secs e ever.
It's Fitness and it's Without Bars!!!

Sit-ups are outdated, how?

I love ASA like mad, but she looks like a South African sprinter here.

Pictures would be nice, bro. Not all of us can understand this ur obvious copy and paste of what an oyibo trainer wrote. No offense meant. I'm really intent on achieving that chiseled look this year, and I need to understand precisely what I'm required to do. Cheers