₦airaland Forum

Bridgetown:
I am a male nurse and there is no discrimination whatsoever, my only problem is doctors used to hijack all my pretty female colleagues thereby living me to search for the female student nurses that are also being taken by those yeye doctors.

Don't worry. Nurses can now become "consultants" just like doctors, so now u can oppress them too.

She should do whatever she wants. But I'm taking the KIDS to MY church. Shikena.

Fresh p*ssy for producers. Nollywoodu!!!

Mondisweets:
oya come here for examination

Whereabouts art thou domiciled?

I think I'll just go into Private practice and be at peace with myself and my auxillary nurses, lab and pharm technicians. Too much education na imm dey worry these NMA and JOHESU ppl.

Learning a lot here. I only wish the MOD would move this to the "high table". There are many NLers with these problems. They too would benefit a lot, from reading the comments, even if they r too ashamed to post anything.

Mondisweets:
ochon they want to know where you are

Know thee, o Mondisweets, that I am also available.

jbaby265:
share

Yes, the husbands like to share.

Who is she abeg, nor vex? The only danjuma I know is the guy that sells suya near the hotel where I go to sleep with other peoples' wives.

100 likes and I'll write a farewell poem for Dr Monroe.



Don't mind me. I'll write it anyway. Gimme a minute to compose it.

100 likes and I'll write a special poem for Dr Monroe, God rest his soul.

Ukutsgp:
my friend obedience is better than sacrifice. God had warned us nt to touch the unclean things. God don't accept unclean sacrifices.

And gold is unclean abi?

Ukutsgp:
so u think if u sell weeds for instance, God will accept the tithe?

There u go again with ur "u think". We don't need YOUR opinion. We need GOD'S opinion. From the bible. That's how u ppl started by saying TV is the devil's box, only to start buying them in ur churches.

Ukutsgp:
God dnt accept tithe of those tins

From the way u r just spelling out orders, with no biblical backing, it's clear you're among those practicing "blind religion"
GD pharisee! *spits*

The bae has a few chin strands, a little moustache shadow and loads and loads of leg hair. I also am currently growing an "OC Ukeje" myself. So when we kiss it's like the saying "when two elephants fight it's the grass that suffers"

I do tell her to shave her legs though.

I didn't read the post, but lemme just say that when I have kids of my own, I'll never send them to a school that has corpers as teachers!

Now lemme go and read the post

Mondisweets:
was tiger woods not left for someone richer than him even though his money was making him more money?
Was Kris Humphries not left for a higher bidder? you must be joking!

Know thee, o Mondisweets, that the post is about how to FIND a wife without stress. For 5 steps on how to KEEP a wife without stress, please register for the advanced course.

Mondisweets:
and when u lose all that money she will run off with the next highest bidder mtchewwww.
If money resolved everything why do u still have the richest people in the world divorcing and re-marrying

Nobody who has followed steps 1-4 will ever "lose ALL that money", because it gets to a point where it's the money that's making more money.

Simple 5 steps
1. Make lots of money
2. Make some more money
3. Make bastard amounts of money
4. Amass great quantities of money
5. BUY A WIFE.

Poor guy. After sweating on their matrimonial bed, she'll just yawn and say "I just dey warm up o"

But that's none of my business.

Poor guy. After sweating on their matrimonial bed, she'll just yawn and say "I just dey warm up o"

But that's none of my business.

obainojazz:
he he
u sef fear

Fear ke?
But sha na rainy seasOn we dey.

Chai see fine couple. All those people that pursued evergreen123 from nairaland before I could succeed in toasting her, na God go judge una.

@Londoner, this could be us, but my beards r scanty

And that is how to invest one's housemanship money to get permanent job in one's state of deployment. No be to go buy car.

Dude, the aliens have finally landed in Africa. And there's no Nigerian superhero to help us. Damn you Nigeria, for killing Anini!

But seriously, how person go dey involved in accident and the most important thing on his mind will be "make I count the number of somesaults"? Odikwa egwu.

Dis man has been chopping some money even before his son hammered. Cuz this frosh-ness resemble something wey don tey.

alentyno:
Excellent!

Btw where are the peeps from the supposed Great ife supposed better by far unilorin UNN? UNILAG? ABU? Anybody?

Busy getting high on past glory, like all SW institutions. And people.

Nna dis op no dey pity person MB

Pr0ton:
'Toughest'

If u think paying over 500000 naira a year is not tough, then I'd like to be ur friend

BraniacX:
I'm not here to brag, post your curriculum and I'll post mine, then we'll compare with what was obtainable 20 years ago and what is obtainable now internationally, and I'll try my best but i can't promise not to exchange insults with a witless worm and oaf like you whose greatest achievement in life would be a prefix and the estacode that is supposed to accrue you but not the responsibility that follows the said prefix afterall, am only human. The day Nigerians wise up to their rights and start sueing your fat stagnant and backward asses for every expensive error and blunder you commit, your prefix which incompetents like you boast about will turn to ash in your mouths then we'll know who the jobless one is, you or me

Don't start hating the prefix o. Some optometrists answer "doctor" too. I met one when I was serving to complain about my tummy. Let's just say I was disappointed in the end

See as the "drinks" resemble "agbo"

May God save our kidneys in 2015