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Culture › Re: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by elohorayodele: 12:37am On Jan 12, 2015
luckyman1010:
am not blaming you since u have no respect for your tribe. Omo ale tiifowo osi juwe ile Baba re. Omo Oodua nimi tokan tokan.
From this poster you can also see that their normal parlance is always filled with curses.
Culture › Re: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by elohorayodele: 12:32am On Jan 12, 2015
xtervaganza:
oo ni se orire
thank u for reminding me, their normal parlance is filled with curses. Why are you cursing? Is it that Yorubas are not really dirty or because you are Yoruba you don't want to know the truth. Keep cursing Omo odua
Culture › Re: 5 Notable Facts About Yoruba People (àwon Ómó Yorùbá) by elohorayodele:
Make I add my own?

Yorubas are very dirty sha.

Pple who do biz inside their rooms that don't have wc.
They cook and open the big pot to flies n germs at their Amala joints.
Always use water instead of tissue after biz even when they can't sanitize their hands! (Shake at your own risk).
Open air defecation in this region should be the highest in Nigeria. Eg agberos have been doing biz in the open air @ oshodi under bridge since I first passed that place almost a decade ago. Anytime u pass oshodi look at the railway track and u see them behind it squatting.
Politics › Re: Governor Aliyu Disassociates Self From Buhari’s Poster by elohorayodele: 8:32pm On Jan 11, 2015
irishCream:
I'm yet to see the different btw apc and pdp...it just like changing from nepa to PHCN

All those that defect from pdp to apc are still corrupt so what's the different?

Why all this rant from apc as if all their members are saints drop down from heaven

I just hate politics with passion...all they seek is their selfish interest.


Imagine the stress I passed thru in school and three yrs down the line I'm still jobless cry cry cry
Politics › Re: Governor Aliyu Disassociates Self From Buhari’s Poster by elohorayodele: 8:30pm On Jan 11, 2015
Suljosh:
you're wrong. He support GMB believe it or not, I'm telling you what I know he's my Governor.
You are his SA on nairaland matters Abi? Abeg leave matter for Matthias.
Politics › Re: Governor Aliyu Disassociates Self From Buhari’s Poster by elohorayodele: 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2015
APshite propanganda. Desperation of the gworo-chewing janjawedians
Politics › Re: Buhari Re-Unites With Grandchild After A Week On The Road (Photo) by elohorayodele: 3:48pm On Jan 11, 2015
temitemi1:
Grandpa, where is ur certificatehuh grin grin grin
Romance › Re: 'he Asked Me To Marry Him, Now He Beats Me' (help) by elohorayodele: 8:50am On Jan 11, 2015
RUN
Politics › Re: Billboard Of Niger State PDP Governorship Aspirant Bearing The Picture Of Buhari by elohorayodele: 8:08am On Jan 11, 2015
abuc:
Cheap propaganda. How much will it cost me to print such a banner, stand it and snap the banner in order to upload on Social Media?
With less than 10K, I can achieve that. Nigerians should be wiser now and not accept all the shits they receive daily on social media,
electronic and print media.

Campaigning with obvious lies and deceit will never help in electoral victory. Ekiti is a case study for Political Science students.
Bloody liars, pic was photoshopped. APC deceiving themselves since inception
Politics › Re: Those Accusing Jonathan Of Corruption Are Fathers Of Corruption- Oba Of Lagos by elohorayodele: 5:03pm On Jan 09, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Credible source??
credible source is stated above.
but if its sauce u want, buy ofada sauce tongue
Celebrities › Re: Governor Godswill Akpabio And Family (Photos) by elohorayodele: 4:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
people's gov/best pdp gov
Romance › Re: 5 Real Reasons Why Nigerian Men Patronize Prostitutes by elohorayodele: 5:24pm On Jan 08, 2015
llouis:
Men love sex; to them its their means of communication, women on the other hand see conversation as their own means of communication (which must be made via words, money, touch, etc before sex), and since such conversation cannot be easily mingled in the heat of sex (in a bid for both parties to reach a compromise and enjoy their means of communication), we have the oldest job in the history of the world never having the risk of going extinct; prostitution.

There are multiple methods to the madness of the OP, his 5 schools of thought arguable, reasonable and truthful.

Prostitution should be frowned at anyways, especially if it is perpetrated by men who have tied the untie-able knot of wedlock. It is left to their wives to be wise and do all they can to keep them from such a vice as whoremongering. In an age where harlots can easily be reached online they need more than ever before to pleasure their husbands in the comfort of the matrimonial bed before someone does their work for them.

Would to God that wives won't just sit back believing the unpopular phrase that "a man chases a woman until she catches him" has taken effect in their marriage. A man once sexually active must continue to receive sexual excitation and stimulation from his wife continously else they will seek for it elsewhere. His sexual cravings are not subject to menopause or hindered by the lack of feeling of wholesomeness women love to feel before they can sleep with their husbands, so a woman's work of constantly guarding her husband from appetizing dick-stractions never ends.

It will be very, very difficult for a man to cheat on his wife if she gives him a good oral before he goes to work and promises him a night he won't forget when he comes back home. I can assure you even if a woman seduces him at work he won't oblige why? Because his mind is already at work, shamelessly fantasizing the various atrocities his one and only love will render to his manhood when he gets back home (not to mention devouring his best food served to him wearing a most seductive outfit)

I'm a married man so do not presume to assume I don't know what I'm talking about.

SELAH
over correct de worry u.
so fa d husband's carrot stand in d morn she shud suck it and ride it.
when he comes back give him some hot rounds b4 and afta meal. both husb and wife shud make sure the last tin that drains their energy for the day is a couple of hot rounds.
trust me that husband will run from sex offered on a platter outside talkless of sex from ashi
Family › Re: Sad Story Of Woman Who Fell Into Boiling Oil While Frying Meat [photos] by elohorayodele: 2:37pm On Jan 08, 2015
sexyseun:
OMG!!! She was very pretty sad awwwww, the child died the husband died too, na only she waka come? what a sad story sad


Modified: So i enter Front Page? angryI learnt a lesson from this real story, we girls need to stop forming, our beauty can fade at any point in time.. There was this guy i dated back in school that once jokingly threatened me that he rather preferred me to be burnt with acid so as to prevent guys from pestering me than allow himself getting jilted by me(i was really getting too much attention from guys/men/lecturers and i didnt have the will power to say NO. anyway we broke up and i realized that we human are....................nothing but Pencil in the hands of the creator grin
na im make u wan naked for your profile pic. you fine sha
Politics › Re: APC 'walk for change' in Osun state..........................Update (Pictures) by elohorayodele: 2:15pm On Jan 08, 2015
olufikistick:
OMOTOLA SHOWS OFF CLEAVAGE IN NEW YEAR PHOTOS

Continue to see more of her new year cleavage pictures here........................www...com
you mumu oh- continue to see more of her 'new year cleavage' ke?
Politics › Re: Buhari: Certificate Nuisance! - Vanguard by elohorayodele: 2:11pm On Jan 08, 2015
Objektive:
I don't like GEJ, he is an embarrassment to people that expected so much from him.

but, you see his failures for a reason. He signed the FOI, so much information is available to us now and we can now demand for good leadership. Mr brother, even the APC of Lagos is scared of signing it, you'll scream at the rot in Lagos government if you have the information.

APC keep shouting they want to change Nigeria . But none of their Governors dare domesticates the FOT ACT . I challenge all the state of Governors to domesticate FOI ACT and lets see if they will have any place to hide , lets see if fact an figures of their stealing does not become public in one month of domesticate . why are they afraid of making freedom of information a law in their respective states ? Who is transparent among them ? CHANGE WITHOUT TRANSPARENCY IS DOOM!!!!!
after their silly supporters will call themselves 'progressives'. progressive thieves, yes GEJ has failed, we agree, but why are all APC governors afraid of transparency? same hypocrites/ secret thieves are promising to stop corruption
Politics › Re: Buhari: Certificate Nuisance! - Vanguard by elohorayodele: 2:08pm On Jan 08, 2015
mtscheeeeeeeew, all this grammer because Buhari cannot produce his certificate.
Family › Re: Bride Dumps Groom On Wedding Day For Being A Drop-Out by elohorayodele: 1:59pm On Jan 08, 2015
AMATA guys sponsoring gals since 16BC.
Lesson: never sponsor any gal you are not married to, if she needs school fees she should remember that God gave her parents to fend for her.
Politics › Re: Jonathan Purchases Innoson Vehicles For Federal Road Safety Corps [Photo] by elohorayodele: 1:28pm On Jan 08, 2015
publisher:
WOW...I honestly want to know what Buhari fans have against GEJ.

They shout CORRUPTION, yet under GEJ, Nigeria has constantly dropped in the global corruption index.

I dare say that most Buhari fans will end up voting for GEJ

'LIKE' if you believe. grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Create 20,000 Jobs In Every State! - Osinbajo by elohorayodele: 9:57pm On Jan 07, 2015
LRNZH:
If sending militants to go guard oil facilities is what you mean by GEJ has created 800,000 jobs then foul.

Prof. Osinbajo is a man of God and cannot lie.
The sincerity of the Buhari Campaign Organisation is impressive. They could easily have said 5Million jobs but they applied restraint.



GMB 2015. integrity on a Platter.
Hahahahahaha! Man of God and cannot lie you said ? He's but a man and like they say all lawyers are .....
Celebrities › Re: Current Super Eagles Players And Their Wives/Girlfriends (Photos) by elohorayodele: 9:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
Mikel's gf is the finest and hottest to me, can't wait to marry my white gf!
Btw footballers no dey marry worwor gals? See as all their gf/wives fines
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Mocks Buhari For Attending Thanksgiving Service In Lagos by elohorayodele: 10:42pm On Jan 06, 2015
raumdeuter:
Bastarddd Doyin Okupe, As long as the Lord lives and Jesus is Lord, You would spend the remaining of your life in prison
You call someone a 'bastard' and then use 'Jesus is Lord in the same sentence. Do u mean 'jesu oyingbo'?
Politics › Re: MEND Backs Buhari For Presidency by elohorayodele: 10:34pm On Jan 06, 2015
Why is it tinubu's paper that's reporting this? Heavy false propaganda
Politics › Re: Free Meals, Allowance For Jobless Youths, N5,000 For Poor Families-Buhari Offers by elohorayodele: 11:26pm On Jan 05, 2015
lekkie073:
He promised to stabilise global crude oil price..... grin grin
Stabilise it with the stick for herding cows or with his primary school knowledge? Let this gworo-chewing abo-Ki Goan sleep jor
Politics › Re: Jonathan Is Trending Again On Twitter!: #WhyGEJ by elohorayodele: 9:34pm On Jan 05, 2015
Na so e wan take win the election?
Jokes Etc › Re: Guardian Newspaper Writes Jonathan Instead Of January: Deliberate Or An Error? by elohorayodele: 6:52pm On Jan 05, 2015
And this made front page?
Politics › Re: UN Moves To Stop Execution Of 54 Soldiers For Mutiny by elohorayodele: 6:49pm On Jan 05, 2015
Good move but they should weed out the boko haram supporters/informants among them and execute them. On the other hand discipline must be enforced without bias or soft touch if not we would have a highly mutinous troop
Politics › Re: APC Condolence Message To President Jonathan by elohorayodele: 12:50pm On Jan 05, 2015
taharqa:
lol..... I just feel like laughing this morning grin grin
because no one died in your house YET?
Politics › Re: Photo Of President Jonathan's Younger Sister Who Died Yesterday by elohorayodele: 12:48pm On Jan 05, 2015
Death comes to us all at the end. All those mocking the dead may yours not be painful
Education › Re: Top 10 Worst Degrees With Lowest Potential For Employment In Nigeria Today by elohorayodele: 9:24pm On Jan 04, 2015
Aitee1:
Hehehehhehe...maybe grin
Oya interpret this one mbok
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Seizes Nigerian Army Base In Borno by elohorayodele: 5:26pm On Jan 04, 2015
Too much bad news from the NE. Buhari pls call your people to order
Education › Re: Top 10 Worst Degrees With Lowest Potential For Employment In Nigeria Today by elohorayodele: 5:24pm On Jan 04, 2015
Aitee1:
tongue tongue
Are u always this complex? tongue

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