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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Super League: EPL Set To Hold Meeting; Six Breakaway Clubs Not Invited by elpochas: 4:18pm On Apr 19, 2021
Am not for or against the formation of the super league,my only anger is that what is Arsenal looking for in the super league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Releases Statement About Breakaway European Super League by elpochas: 8:20pm On Apr 18, 2021
Arsenal go turn to Sheff utd sharp sharp.Na them go dy carry last every season.Na Arsenal go turn to pari,once u jam them u don pack board.Those of us wey Forex or Konami cup for Ps2 go understand.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Releases Statement About Breakaway European Super League by elpochas: 8:15pm On Apr 18, 2021
Enyimbafc:
All of u calling Arsenal name may thunder scatter una scrotum.
hahaha,na true na,Club wey dy celebrate as dem draw Fulham today dat one na Super club?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: UEFA Releases Statement About Breakaway European Super League by elpochas: 6:30pm On Apr 18, 2021
What is Arsenal looking for in the super league,or is Arsenal a super club?
LiteratureRe: My Demon Sister by elpochas: 5:17pm On Apr 15, 2021
Battle of the Five Armies Loading.
CrimeRe: Share Your Bitter Experiences With Nigerian Soldiers by elpochas: 12:38pm On Apr 11, 2021
arantess:
So people believe this shit that padlocks are used over their mouths
Why u dey lie na
guy why u dy doubt?What he said is true,those Army men were from the North,dat was during Obj era.They only hear come,go,shoot and stop.You can ask any confirmed PH Boy if u still doubt.
Music/RadioRe: Throw Back: Most Memorable DMX Hit Songs(Pics/Video) by elpochas: 5:59am On Apr 10, 2021
RIP Nigga.
EducationRe: Why Motivational Speaking Died by elpochas: 3:11pm On Mar 30, 2021
I started my Security Company by being the Security guard,now i have over a million Security guards working for me.
CrimeRe: Enugu Magistrate Orders A Lawyer Be Remanded For His Client’s Absence In Court by elpochas: 8:23pm On Mar 29, 2021
A case of Dog eat Dog.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Leaves Pitch ANGRY After Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia (Photos) by elpochas: 3:10pm On Mar 28, 2021
That was no 48,if you know you know.
RomanceRe: My Experience Today At Coldstone,port Harcourt. by elpochas: 2:04pm On Mar 28, 2021
Op You na Bad guy o.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria 4 (Nemesis) by elpochas: 12:57pm On Mar 28, 2021
LarrySun:
IMPORTANT INFORMATION
means th
LSD smiley
larrysun larrysun i go vex 4 u if you dont publish these black maria into a novel.Look for a way and get the attention of Suen to help you out.You are one of the last dying breed of good young writers.A colabo with you and that guy that wrote All in a circle would have been out of these world.You are among the few old writers that keep these literature section alive,the rest dont write again.We celebrate mr Larrysun.I Remain your secret greatest fan.ELPOCHA
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LiteratureRe: Looking For A Story I Read Here On Nairaland by elpochas: 8:46pm On Mar 25, 2021
rickleye:
Hey Peeps, literature addicts et al.
I am looking for a story I read here on Nairaland a few years ago . Hoping someone will send me a link to it or book.
What I remember are the following
1 The fellow was having his internship at this company where the owner was a woman.
2. Both the owner of the company and her daughter were interested in dating the guy, he also had a girlfriend.
3. I think it was the end of the story he discovered that the madam belonged to sex club somewhere in Abuja where they ( the Madams ) exchanged their young dates with each other.

Any assistance will be greatly appreciated.
The title is My IT Sexcapades.You can get the story at coolval.com
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SportsRe: Top 10 Most Humiliating Champions League Losses Ever by elpochas: 9:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
[quote author=Ayo13945 post=[/quote]Thats the most crazy Champions league season ever,it was filled with a lot of second leg comebacks.Imagine a Porto vs Monaco finals.A final with no big name or big coach then.That final made Morinho.
Forum GamesRe: Betting: How Much Of Your T-Fare & Lunch Money Did You Spend Here? (Pics) by elpochas: 7:08pm On Mar 23, 2021
[quote author=smokey12345 post=99810589][/quote]Smoke was my favorite fighter then.i still remember his moves.Thats his fatality move XCCZBBAAXXBA.To change to human smoke hold all the bottuns for 5secs.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Eke: My 2 Hermes Bags Are More Popular Than Some People In Nigeria by elpochas: 12:44pm On Mar 22, 2021
Vanity the Devil's favorite sin.I Guess those Bags are more popular than those her jobless fan's that voted her.
EducationRe: Exam in North vs Exam in south (pics and comparison) by elpochas: 9:07pm On Mar 19, 2021
The south,The East are all the problem of themselve,A lecturer from these zones derives joy from failing students.Pls lts stop blaming the North we in the South and East hate each other so much.My Dad younger brother(same mother and father)retired as a Two star General in the Navy,yet he refused to help any of us to enter.Will a Hausa man do same?The answer is NO.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Olympiakos Europa League (0 - 1) On 18th March 2021 by elpochas: 8:19pm On Mar 18, 2021
Why is Arsenal so useless?
FamilyWhat Christian Habit Do You Know Your Mother For. by elpochas(op): 11:35am On Mar 14, 2021
As we Christians around the World Celebrate Mothers day today,what Christian Habit do you know or remember your mother for?
Since i was a little boy, have always known my mum as a woman that does not joke with Prayers.she wakes up as early as 4am and prays till 6am in the morning.She is in her late 60s now but she still maintains it as her daily routine.The funniest thing is that she does not use alarm or ask you to wake her up.
Happy Mothers day to my Mum and to all our women and Mothers that deserved to be called Mothers.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Bikini Pictures, Loses Weight by elpochas: 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2021
Neoteny:
These pictures are the closest you'll ever get, so better get your hand lotion ready.
haha
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Bikini Pictures, Loses Weight by elpochas: 2:03pm On Mar 13, 2021
Mikecold:
Yemi Alade be like


e chop my tangerine on the kpo kpo to kpa, he dey put potomoro inside cucumber


If you want listen to full fledged trash just play her music, she is the female Terry g
exactly,you are really on point.
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday With Bikini Pictures, Loses Weight by elpochas:
StephenBB:
One of my aim is to bang this babe missionary style.
Abeg who get her contact?
Happy Birthday to her though
Cc: ZIINI, elpochas how una see her laps
that girl na the only female celeb wey dy craze me.I dnt like her songs bt am really inluv with her as a person.
TravelRe: Stowaways Spotted Under A Ship Going To Unknown Destination (Photos) by elpochas: 1:56pm On Mar 10, 2021
aboyaji:
What if this ship was heading to Sudan?
you wicked o,las las all die na die.
CultureRe: N1M Bride Price List Including 10k For Father's Cigarette, 20K Bush Meat, Others by elpochas: 1:54pm On Mar 10, 2021
My own na 200k for the mother,them get mind give me 6 different list.My wife to be vex sef tear two sef.If i calculate the list total its more than 1million.las las na drag we go drag some on dat day.
Forum GamesRe: Betting: How Much Of Your T-Fare & Lunch Money Did You Spend Here? (Pics) by elpochas: 1:42pm On Mar 10, 2021
iamoyindamola:
We do loser pay, i have consoles at home but will still go out with guys to playsmall figure he didn't see me, i was just imagining the beating at home if i was among those suspended grin grin
To call our parents then no dy fear us,las las na one Okada man we go hire for road carry go school go meet our principal.
Forum GamesRe: Betting: How Much Of Your T-Fare & Lunch Money Did You Spend Here? (Pics) by elpochas:
Explorers:
From Mega sega to Super Nintendo (Snes).

First picked interest in fighting, Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.

Always play to bet and you hear conditions like:


*Halfpower or Quater power
*No Noob Saibot, no Uppercut etc
*8on8, will beat your 8 fighters with 2 fighters
represent a game house (Mortal Kombat3 Nintendo and PS1 soccer).
Came 3rd 1998(MK3)
There is no knowledge that is not power.Midway presents ultimate mortal kombat.
EducationRe: This Boy Wore Up To 8 Shirts To School To Lessen The Pains Of The Teacher's Cane by elpochas: 9:26am On Mar 08, 2021
Kirkman:
Chester grin
did you attend Navy Sec Sch?thats our slang for people that cane dnt enter.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea ( 0 - 1) On 4th March 2021 by elpochas: 11:16pm On Mar 04, 2021
If Kloop shud lose to Fulham or draw on sunday then he will be under serious pressure.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea ( 0 - 1) On 4th March 2021 by elpochas: 11:11pm On Mar 04, 2021
shosky1794:
If it was Gaurdiola having this kind of very poor run, names would have started flying around; fraudiola. I wonder who's the fraud now. Even Scott Parker won't have it this bad with these kind of players.
you stole my comment with the scott parker talk.

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