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CultureRe: Dog Magic Of Yoruba Hunters- Ulli Beier's Story by elpochas: 8:04pm On Sep 14, 2021
Let me jst share these,the very first and last day my two uncles came to our house to pay us a visit from the Village,immediately they left our house,one of our Dog then rushed into the parlour and urinated on the very chair the bad one sat on.i was to young to understand then,that i almost killed the Dog that day.That my uncle schooled,and was deported from India years back.A man that does all type of Evil himself.Only God knws what he came with that day.
FamilyRe: Please I Need People Advice Over This Issue by elpochas: 9:37am On Sep 13, 2021
These wan na serious wahala o.Untill i hear from your own Husband side of the story before i say sometin.There is no smoke without Fire.
FamilyRe: ”we Share Her Peacefully” – Twin Brothers Who Married One Wife by elpochas: 12:04pm On Sep 12, 2021
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija Tega: I Have Spoken To My Husband & We Are Good by elpochas: 2:22pm On Sep 07, 2021
Most people especially we blacks keep decieving ourself that open marriages dont exist.Most celebrities and wanabe celeb are into those kind of marriages now.So lts 4get these Tega with Boma issue.
PoliticsRe: Ohanaeze Criticise Bulkachuwa Over Inflammatory Comments On Ndigbo by elpochas: 5:58am On Sep 07, 2021
It means the whole North to should be wiped out,cause they to harbour Bandits,Kidnappers,Herdsmen,Mayyeata alah and their father of all Boko haram/Iswap.The mumu man should know that those that live in glass house dont throw stones,but if they choose to still throw stones then they will create a storm they cant control.And what next after the Storm?That question goes to the mumu Senator.
PoliticsRe: Bello Matawalle Explains Why They Had To Shut Down Telecoms Services In Zamfara by elpochas: 5:33am On Sep 07, 2021
Very Good,if only it is true.But what then is purpose of NIN?if you have to shut down TELCOS Just to stop or catch bandits.
CrimeRe: Lagos-Based Lady And Her Boyfriend Send Fake Bank Credit Alert (Video) by elpochas: 10:20am On Sep 06, 2021
All i see is two slay queens in the pics and a Soilder.
SportsRe: Who Would You Choose To Take The Free Kick? by elpochas: 12:35pm On Sep 04, 2021
Great100000:
God bless you brother, that guy can score freekick at anywhere.
he remains the best ever Free kick taker,he scored 77 goals from it,The second best remains Pele with 70 Goals.The best freekick taker on the Op write up is Ronaldinho,then Beckham.Messi and Ronaldo are nt meant to be there yet.
SportsRe: Who Would You Choose To Take The Free Kick? by elpochas: 9:54pm On Sep 03, 2021
You did not put the master of all,the one and only Juniho Pebabocano.Most of these indomie generations thinks that everytin in football is just C ronaldo and messi.
CelebritiesRe: Charles Idibia Blasts Annie Idibia: Your Mother Is Using Juju On Tuface by elpochas: 6:05am On Sep 03, 2021
Annie wan cash out like Rudeboy wife.Divorce papers loading,seems these ladies are getting more wiser or more foolish.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by elpochas: 12:41am On Sep 03, 2021
To avoid issues like this,i cnt marry or even date a person that has kids for someone else.That conection is always there,most people always think Okafor law does not exist .If nt for God i cud have still been sleeping with my married Ex,even when she was pregnant and still a nursing mum,Ex still came to see me at my House.
Old Strong Flames of love hardly dies,esp if the Ex was good or had a love child with you.Lets be wise.
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Drags 2Face Idibia On Instagram Over One Of His Baby Mamas by elpochas: 12:37am On Sep 03, 2021
To avoid issues like this,i cnt marry or even date a person that has kids for someone else.That conection is always there,most people always think Okafor law does not exist .If nt for God i cud have still been sleeping with my married Ex,even when she was pregnant and still a nursing mum,Ex still came to see me at my House.
EducationRe: What Is Your Worst Exam Experience? by elpochas: 10:41pm On Sep 01, 2021
zedegit:
You wounjure am?
u no want make i graduate.
EducationRe: What Is Your Worst Exam Experience? by elpochas:
Have neva been good in maths right from my primary sch days,so i dnt even bother reading for it during exams.Cnt forget my maths 101 exam experience,after all the formations i planed during that exam,i wanted to be the C.Ronaldo with my various number 10 with my 2 and 3 and my suporting strikers around me to avoid me getting and F9.We sat jst as we planed in our unsuspecting manner,only for one mumu man to remove me and exchanged my position with a girl.I jst weak,try and wrote the little i knew and submitted my paper like that.
When the result came out all our starting eleven passed,even my substitute(the gal)me i had a big F9.Later found out that mumu man was our lab attendent and nt even a lecturer.I really vex when i found out.
CrimeRe: How OCDA GM, Ikpeamezie And Wife Brutalized, Dehumanized Me- Chinyere Opara by elpochas: 7:08pm On Aug 30, 2021
Sorry lady,thats why i dnt do anytin meeting.Its so filled up with envy and wickedness.
PetsRe: My Dog Kept Barking At Me Don't Know Until I Goggled This by elpochas: 10:28am On Aug 30, 2021
My late dog,Black and white(2003 to 2015)was really amazing.These dog knew when we lost our dad,he cried with us,even when we took it along with us for my dad burial in the village it refused to eat food except you taste the food.It started drinking only satchet water in the village.That Dog was really part of the Family.We all cried when it died.
SportsRe: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by elpochas: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2021
BianoJay:
Please where did you lot even got the information that City rejected him, where?

Please go and read Pep's press conference today and what he said, then you'd understand that, Ronaldo made his choice.

I really don't know why people always leave facts and talk sentiments.
so you expect Pep to come out openly and tell you that he or city rejected Ronaldo?My friend have been following these deal,Pep neva wanted Ronaldo ok.
CrimeRe: How Men Of The Nigerian Police Force Killed My Brother by elpochas: 8:28pm On Aug 27, 2021
Sorry for your Loss OP.He who kills a brother must die.You have a choose to make,either you take vengence or you leave the vengence for God.
SportsRe: Official: Cristiano Ronaldo Joins Manchester United by elpochas: 5:01pm On Aug 27, 2021
Good deal For Manutd,after city rejected him,i knew he will end up with Manutd.Juve and C.Ronaldo finally realized that they dont need each other to Suceed.Pls nobody should come shouting that he needed a new challenge o,cos if he really wantd a new challenge he could have gone to join his brothers at Wolves.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Shares Photo Of Obasanjo's Lookalike In Lagos by elpochas: 5:31am On Aug 22, 2021
These man really resemble Obj wella,But some people dy short o.
SportsRe: Gerd Muller Dies At 75 by elpochas: 3:04pm On Aug 15, 2021
RIP Der bomber,the greatest Box striker,Inzaghi and RVN learnt well from you.
EducationRe: BUK Student: Hisbah Arrested Us In Our Hostels, Conducted HIV, Pregnancy Tests by elpochas: 10:18pm On Aug 12, 2021
These is pure madness.
Foreign AffairsRe: Indonesian Army Ends 'Two-Finger' Virginity Tests On Female Recruits by elpochas: 3:15pm On Aug 12, 2021
Noting wey person no go hear for these World.If them try this kind of test for Naija,no single woman go enter any of our Forces.
PoliticsRe: 'I Should Forgive You For Making Me Widow'- Lady To BokoHaram Asking Forgiveness by elpochas: 6:08pm On Aug 10, 2021
That Boko comander cannot even read what they claimed he wrote.Rubbish people.
SportsRe: Messi Confirms PSG Transfer Is “A Possibility” As He Says Goodbye To Barcelona by elpochas: 4:06pm On Aug 08, 2021
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FamilyRe: Most Touching Experience I've Had In A While. by elpochas: 11:35am On Aug 08, 2021
Nice one Mr seatrade or Logobenz.Have met so many of them especially in PH.I helped one like that some years back to restock his pure water bizness,only for him to come beg me money after like 2wks again,he did nt remember me again.I jst had shout really hard at him to reset his brain from begging.The last time i saw he was selling pure water and nt begging.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Soldier Beat A Civilian Mercilessly For Impersonation (photos) by elpochas: 11:15am On Aug 08, 2021
Dat man na really ju man,d man really bleep up by putting on a camo then still allowing jst a single other rank soilder to mess u up in public.
PoliticsRe: Police Invite Isreal Balogun For Exposing Apostle Suleman's Money Miracle Scam⁠ by elpochas: 12:18pm On Aug 07, 2021
Noting wey person neva see or hear o.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley In Amsterdam: The Whites Here Think I'm Spending Drug Money by elpochas: 5:53am On Aug 07, 2021
Kandeed:
Marlian wey no fit go do vacation for Mexico or colombia. That one na marlian undecided
Those countries to strong for am,make him go Brazilian Gheto or slums go jam d real marlians.
EducationRe: My Experience With An Undergraduate In A Bus On My Way To Owerri by elpochas: 9:00am On Aug 06, 2021
Op i can bet u dat d gal will still come out with a very good result and still get a good job with her connections.So next time mind your bizness.
CrimeRe: How Sidechick 'Killed' Married Man, Stole Benz Jeep In Uyo by elpochas: 7:34pm On Aug 05, 2021
Pierocash:
Is that a police station or a butcher market?

Anyway,the girl is a hardened criminal,just looking at her face you will know say no be today monkey don dey for tree
na beer parlour.
CrimeRe: Girl Kills Her Sugar Daddy After Sex In Uyo, Absconds With His Benz (Graphic Pix by elpochas: 2:05pm On Aug 05, 2021
I thought all Sugar Daddies were told to return back to base for the main time.

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