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tpiah:
jalether you better shut your mouth there

when a guy makes nasty jokes about the opposite sex _{not the first time either,} you dont attack those correcting him unless you're a pervert.

talk to your friend and leave my name out of your rants if you know what's good for you.

You really lack the ability to engage logic. I guess by your logic, anyone who refuse to engage in your manner of thinking and posting should be called a pervert? 

At least 4 people or so have pointed out to you that "this is a joke and should not be taken serious". On top of that, many people posting are actually enjoying the banter. Also, the Opening Post explained that items posted here should not to be taken serious. Some how, your brain was unable to compute these and make you see reason.  If it is too nasty for you, then stay away! Seriously, how hard is that?

Without taking things out of context, please explain, or provide conclusive proof as to where I have made "nasty jokes" about the opposite sex in the past? It is easy for people with your mind set to talk shi.t and try to justify your foolishness instead of just engaging your brain and seeing a bit of reason.

Perhaps if you make use of your brain, then people may not have to mention your name?

PS
All gloves are off with you now. I have tried to be level headed with you, but you clearly refuse to see this.

PPS
A few people have pointed out how you are a woman, yet you seem to be denying this - Obnoxious [and a few who shall remain nameless] . What I find interesting is how you are quick to deny this, yet go around forum acting like one, bitching and emulating all the bad bits of a woman.

Do you not feel comfortable in your sexuality or something woman?

He is no under obligation to give one. Just remember that next time. Besides, there have been statement from him and others anyway, so I really do not see your point.

Say what? Is he under obligation to give one Nah wah o. Besides, Obama, brown, al sharpton and co have all given one statement or the other. Take time to check out news sources next time.

Oh before the butt-kissers and conspiracy theorists claim the story is from a "Western media source" I wonder if Aljazeera would throw that thought out of the window?

A leading Iranian religious leader has called for the execution of "rioters" who have led a series of anti-government protests following the country's disputed June 12 presidential election.

Ahmad Khatami, a member of Iran's Assembly of Experts, told worshippers during a sermon at Friday prayers that Iran's judiciary should charge such rioters as "mohareb", or one who wages war against God.

Nice to see how one man plays God. A man who feels he is the judge, jury and executioner.

http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2009/06/2009626134653439673.html

Seen this already. My review is in the movie club. . . One sec let me get it.

There you go.

[b]
Transformers 2

The film started of with a big bang, the opening sequence is very good. It reminds me of what I envisaged what "The Voltron" would look like in real life. The special effects are well integrated with the actual environment and through out the entire length of the movie, I was totally blown away.

The special effects are well polished and it is something "up there" with the matrix. To simply put, the visuals are stunning.

Megan Fox and the wikiki guy did a fair job with the acting, they aint clearly no Denzel or Freeman, however they did an okay job. The music score blends well with the movie and keeps your heart thumbing. Who ever mixed the sound on this movie got it bang on target. The effect, music score and other audio effect blends seamlessly.

The story line carried on from where the last one finished - obviously- and this one sees the addition of new characters and other voices act. Which overall give the movie an edge to it. The story line is okay, however people who have not followed the series may have a bit of hard time actually understanding what the whole movie is about.

It should be noted that the movie is 2.5hours or so long, and that may cause a few people to lose track of what it is all about. However it is something I would highly recommend. Believe it or not, I am going back to watch it again at some point.

8.5/10

[/b]

It is interesting to see the so called "Spiritual leaders" of Iran come out with message that appears to condone and justify violence. Seriously, who says Islam and Violence are not hand in hand?

A hardline cleric close to the Iranian regime demanded the execution of leading demonstrators yesterday as the opposition ended the week in disarray.

In a televised sermon at Friday prayers in Tehran, Ayatollah Ahmad Khatami called on the judiciary to “punish leading rioters firmly and without showing any mercy to teach everyone a lesson”. He said that those leaders were backed by the United States and Israel. They should be treated as mohareb — people who wage war against God — and deserved execution.

In a clear warning to all other dissenters, he declared: “Anybody who fights against the Islamic system or the leader of Islamic society, fight him until complete destruction.”

His speech are more or less direct for all to know. Interestingly, his message do not make a distinction between those who protest peacefully and those who aren't. Instead, he appeared to label everyone of them a dissenters.

As usual Israel is dragged into this. Perhaps I missed the memo, have Israel interfered with the whole issue at hand?

It appears he is saying anyone who challenges the leaders - something very much allowed in a "democratic society" but then Iran's form of government over the past few days question if there is one in the first place - is automatically breaking the law, an enemy of God and should be executed?

The Ayatollah claimed that Neda Soltan, the woman shot during a demonstration last Saturday, had been killed by fellow protesters because “government forces do not shoot at a lady standing in a side street”.

For me it is this sort of rhetoric says a lot about their mind set, their belief system. . . What they represent.

Yet over on this forum, we appear to have a clear divide - either you kiss the butt of Iran blindingly, those who are on the opposite side, and those who sit on the fence. The last two groups, I can see where they are coming from. However, the butt-kissers are yet to make me see logical reason as to why they have a blinding support, or can even attempt to defend the indefensible stance and view of the Iran's mullah, president and spiritual leaders. Be it in stance towards her own citizen, ME Issue etc.


The full story is here

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/middle_east/article6583797.ece

"Q. What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?


A. A toilet doesn't follow you around once you've used it "


Ouch. The truth hurts.

oyinda.:
the woman is the boss after all. so what's wrong with the car? lol

We make you THINK you are the boss. 

The woman's kitten is the pawn. The car is a true love for special occasion.

Allow me to demolish your points.

Missy B:
We’re better arguers

You aint. We let you think you are. It is sometimes necessary to do so, so as to get that kitten for the night. Who really is the daddy now?

We don’t always have to think with our genitals Massage!!!!

I am a man, and I don't even do that. Are you sure about what you are talking about?

We’re better parents

Yeah. "Better parents" like Katie Price and Jade Goody isnt? The joke is on the females to be honest.

We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night

Could this be the man is away trying to earn a living for you and him, while you have your friends around bitching about handbags, soap opera and shoes?

There’s never a shortage of ready, willing and able men

Clearly, you never heard of the adage "Good men are hard to find"

We’re flexible

You can't even clean your own backside.

When women get pissed we don’t destroy property or hurt people – we just take it out on the world in general because we can

B.ullshit. Women are more likely to "KILL" and "Maim" when hurt. In fact most of the female prisoners carried out their crime when they feel hurt. Gosh, you guys are emotional creatures and a very bad one if I may add.

Menopause – thank God we’re not capable of having children after we’re 50

No one would want an old bag as a mother.

Menstruation – just another excuse to use so we can say “no” to sex

Yuk! A painful and smelly experience, who would want to Bleep such a nasty thing? Not me.

There is no penis envy

Could that be simply because you do not have one. Or are you suggesting you have one? Speaking of envy, women envy each other over everything and anything. Remember, you lot are emotional creatures [ a bad one]

It generally takes us less to get drunk

That's because you aint built like a man. Get it. NOT BUILT LIKE A MAN. . . Weakling.

We have a higher tolerance to pain

It is a design fault. Pain brings about damage and destruction. Ideally, every good design of life avoids pain. But in your case, it is clearly a design fault.

We often get to cut in line

Speak English please.

Most women actually look good in short shorts – men DON’T

You need to quit smoking. Men do not wear "batty riders". Batty riders aint the same as shorts. Duh.

Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting

I am not wearing under-wear right now, and am loving it. Who care what you think? You are a  woman remember.

We mastered civilized eating – we don’t embarrass our friends

Please stop lying to yourself.

   




Haaahaaa. Who is the daddy now?

~Sauron~:
Are you ok?
Have u taken your medication?

Should an ambulance be called?

See ladies. See how much we guys care.

**runs**

FL Gators:
Honey, am sure you meant to type "Ironing". That reminds me, my clothes are in the closet, kindly make yourself useful and get to work
Ditto!
Atleast you gave it a try.
Common sense ain't comon, can't blame him.
~roll eyes~ You just did, dufus.

Drivel.

Missy B:
Lemmie hear word!!
How am I not sure You are kissing a Lady's toe as You type?
It's Nairaland na. . . . where Your ego comes first. . .So You guys can spot on!!

Lol. . . It would only be in your imagination.  

oyinda.:
lol how much exactly do u love ur car?  

Enough to lube up the exhaust pipe and make love to it. Lmao. Is that good enough.

FL Gators:
Oh dear, you simply do have no brain. ta!

Oh mine. The irony. The blooming irony.

T

RASNLATION: LET ME CONTINUE TO SIT BACK AND WATCH ELRAZUR CONTINUE TO DISPLAY HIS FEMININE SIDE.

Don't worry about me, I'm enjoying it.

While men dig their holes, women sit back and watch their downfall

You are sitting back because, eventually you cannot keep defending a stupid position like you are trying to do. Hence why I gave your message the translation it really needed.

PS: The last line was dressed to the topic at hand, just in case you give a go at another translation. Wouldnt want you to strain your penis trying to comprehend something totally out of your league now, would I?

I wont even dignify the above with a reply.

kay_pumpin:
No doubt!And the way we are showing it is unique    _{Watching the unfolding drama and humming no woman man, no cry.}

Do not take anything you read here serious.  Ladies are beautiful and a gem etc, but that is another thread for another day.

Missy B:
Funny!! Isn't that why they say men have not enuff blood to run both the small and big head at same time?
With all the mouth running these men exhibit on NL. . . . .Women are still the centre of their world.

Point of correction, we make you lot think you are. We make you lot feel so. However, in reality you aint. But you females do not know that. A man loves his car more than a woman. Fact. Just ask any proper man.

Where are you based? Nigeria, The moon, Kutuwangi?

kay_pumpin:
It is a strange world really.

Are these female bashers gays?NO

Will they marry a "male"?NO

Damn me humour-less Arrow!,it's all a joke remember?And i am more damned not to know the sex-war is the new aphrodisiac  

We love them really. But sometimes, it is necessary to show them who is the boss.

FL Gators:
Oh ma dear, it's working quite very well.
Cuz from where am sitting enjoying my KOOLAID, you're still whinning like a b*t ch

Translation: "I am running out of steam, and the more I show I have no brain, the funnier I look"


You keep it up.

FL Gators:
Very much quite hard to stop posting in one.
Because you see, I simply love to whine. And what I love more than whinning is to watch a man whine along with me.
You sure do learn my lessons well.

Anywaz, nice pix you got there.
Where's the man's brain?
Lol, oh yea, they don't have one. One might as well put up a pix of a penis.

You still don't get it do you? Your weak attempts are not working. Try again. If you moan and bicker about how unfunny something is. It makes no sense to keep posting in one. You are in the minority of those who do not have a sense of humour, and as such you views are meaningless. Females and males find it funny. That is the point.

Again putting you straight to portray and highlight your weakness is not whining like you would love to think. Unless of course, you also lack the capacity to engage in a bit of meaningful thinking.

It is a man's world. Never a woman's. Remember that.


PS
My last sentence is aimed at the thread at hand. While the rest is directed at you.

FL Gators:
LOL maybe simply cuz it wasn't funny. Exactly what I've been telling you.
Lacking sense of humor, am simply attracted to humorless and stale threads like your own

No o, I'll continue to whine. But am senseing that you're whinning along.
The way you continue to reply me, might as well borrow my skirts and heels too

Gosh. You lack one. How hard is it to stop posting in one? Makes no sense.

You can keep on whining. Laughing at you and Laughing with you are two different things you see.

By the way, here is another "Funny" just in case you miss it. To be honest, it sums up your approach in here so far.

https://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7113/femalebrain.jpg

FL Gators:
LOL, now that is funny. That people can determine my physical strength through the WWW.
Yes, I do not have any sense of humor, however you surely  do not have the sense to know the limitation of what is funny and what is not.
Am I whinning, yes, I am. Am I crying, yes, I am. ~~roll eyes~

Physical strength is not what am talking about. I am referring to your posting approach with the issue at hand. Duh!

If you do not have a sense of humour, what are you doing in a humour based thread?

Telling me I know no limitation of what is funny is a bit rich, don't you think? After all, by your own admission, you don't know what funny even means.

Stop whining. Get a tissue and wipe your eyes. Life is too short.

It is the blooming intraweb, do not take it to heart.

~Sauron~:
Q. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A. A battery has a positive side.

Q. Why haven't women landed on the Moon? -

A. Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Keep erm coming.

FL Gators:
Abeg, ElRazur, be quiet jor.
Sometimes your jokes are just too stale. Like that stupid singing website thread.

Just the same way I find you very weak to be honest. The majority of people get my "stale joke" that is the point. Not the minority that lack a sense of humour and whine at everything.

You really do not have to take part in something you don't find funny. Do you go to a comedy show you dont like and then complain about the jokes?

If something warned you not to click, but then you go ahead and do so. . . I guess the blame lies with everyone else but not you? Nice.


PS
The "stupid singing website" is called "RickRolling". An internet phenomenon that went around this year. Take time to look it up. Millions of people actually thought it was funny.

Busy_body:
Commot dia Joke ko, banter ni Every other entry has been thread derailment, now the real show is about to start in the Centrecourt - Elenurazor vs Tilapiah, LET THE REAL SHOW AND GRUDGE MATCH BEGIN

Some of us have brains. Some of us have sense of humour. Some of us know a joke when we see one. Some of us are witty. Some of us like you, me and most in this thread have all of those. It would be an insult to start bickering with someone who just don't have any of those.

By the way, here is a joke for you.

Q: What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

A: Nothing. You already told her once.

FBS:
NO they are not. Their stuff is shitty to say the least. 2 of their latest fighter-planes (the ones refered to in the article) crashed 3 weeks ago for technical reasons. At least so they said.

@Topic: I love those birds.  . GO USA.

Shitty? Come on. Plane crash from time to time for those reason - the recent plane crash of France over the ocean had technical problems, should all the Airbus be ruled as shitty? Drones [UAVs] crash too from technical problem. In fact, quite a few have crashed specifically due to technical reasons. . . should we rule them as shitty too?

In the art of war, one is not supposed to underestimate the enemy.

Tpiah you really want a headclash isn't? It is funny how the ladies and men in question actually see the funny side - as intended, apart from you. Gosh, you must be missing something.  .   . . . . A sense of humour.

Please go get one, and bang! All things would fall in place.

tpiah:
yes they do. You never knew that before?

back to topic

what else do you want to tell us about your mama?

"Do Bears shit in the wood" is a phrase used to show when someone ask a stupid question. Which you clearly asked.

I am trying to be level headed with you, but you clearly ain't seeing it. You started off coming at me, even though I explained in my opening post for people not to take this serious, you appear to be hellbent on a headclash.

tpiah:
well, if your jokes apply to your mother then spot on.

I guess Bears really do shit in the woods.

tpiah:
does the thread title say dont enter if you lack a sense of humor?

and is your[b] mother female[/b]?

The content made mention of not to take anything serious. I suppose you missed that.

Why don't you  ASK me something I REALLY don't know.

tpiah:
get with the program- I dont have a sense of humor.

Is your[b] mother[/b] a woman?

Why come in a thread like this if you lack one?

Tell me something I don't know.

~Sauron~:
Unfortunately, they won't.
People still dress like Elvis. . . . . .

I am not sure people have surgery to look like elvis.

bawomolo:
remember Elvis Presley, that's  right. a lot of elvis's are in Las Vegas.

The fanaticism and legend behind MJ is about to reach that of Elvis Presley.

Just like everyone tends to forget Elvis was kind of a drug addict and womanizer, MJ is about to be painted in mythology.

pay respect to him but don't call him God.

Time would tell.

sleek_p:
They will be even more in demand now he's gone.

For how long? Eventually people would move on, while they are stuck with the look for ever.

http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html

Interesting read.

What happens to those people who impersonate him? Especially those who have had surgery to look like him?