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Romance / Re: ”i’d Rather Be A Side Chick To A Loyal Man Than Be A Main Chick To A Cheater” by els0nm0rali(m): 10:36pm On Jul 13, 2018
If you are a side chick to a loyal man, kindly tell us what makes him loyal because if he were loyal he won't have a side chick.

So in the end you are a side chick to a cheat.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 10:31pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Gotcha.

Was just pulling your leg, btw. You do have a peaceful energy about you. I sense you're someone that's not too fond of drama or confrontation. Mr Macho Man smiley

That's right. I hate drama. Especially making a public scene. Lol. You must be an old soul for you to sense that.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 10:19pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


LMAO. May take you up on it.

I still don't buy the Mr Calm & Collected persona though tongue I'm sure you must have done some things that make you wanna slap yourself, at some point. Unless of course you're void of any emotions

Ha-ha. Cool Calm and Collected all the way. And yes I've done some stuff that I could kick myself in the shin for, but I'd have to settle down and think hard to remember the ones I've done for love.

Not saying there aren't, just saying I don't dwell on them.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 9:33pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


It's nothing too out-of-the-ordinary lol. Just having occasional meltdowns over minor things. I have a hard time controlling myself sometimes, so I have these moments where I completely act like a clown tongue

Now that would be worth seeing. Ha-ha. I can't wait.

I'd better get that time machine well prepped in readiness for when you change your mind about testing it out. wink

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 9:19pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Lucky you smiley

Impulsivity is certainly not an admirable or enviable trait. It can put you in really tight situations sometimes. I'm extremely impulsive so I know tongue I've done some pretty embarrassing things in my lifetime because of it. Most I'd rather forget than reminisce about.

Lol. I can imagine. Maybe I'll get to hear about some of the pretty embarrassing ones one day. grin wink
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 9:02pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


By nature wink

So what's your story on the topic at hand?

Unfortunately nothing so dramatic as the rest of the commentators. I am not really impulsive like that. Blame my birth sign for that. Dependable Taurus

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 8:54pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Neither do I.

Naughty naughty. tongue
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 8:51pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Is your time machine that big? grin I can't imagine what else could be scaring people away if not its size tongue

Better luck next time wink

Lol. I don't even know what you're talking about anymore. cheesy lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 8:45pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Some things are better left in the past where they belong. Tempting offer but I'll pass wink

Lol. What's tempting is a sneak peek at that event you described. But its okay. Most people are usually scared of my time machine. Maybe some other time, right?
smiley

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 8:40pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:


Then I'll have to have the ability to go back in time undecided

Oh, not to worry dear. I have a time machine in my house. Wanna come check it out? wink

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija As A 7-Year-Old In 1951 With Her Sister (Throwback Photo) by els0nm0rali(m): 8:37pm On Jul 13, 2018
Nightmareo07:

[s]
Hehehehehe... Wait all this long epistle for my comments..? grin grin cheesy...Pls leave me out of ur frustrations.,
But unfortunately Mr Dumbo, couldn't read all ur rants becoz I know its going to be poo.

Seriously ur hypocrisy stinks...
Look U that aways insult women here calling them prostitute and all sorts now crying pain becoz of Mrs alakija who dont even know u exist.. undecided
Well niggah, u can kill urslef for all I care I dont give a hoot about u.(u got me?) undecided

We must continue telling the truth..and part of the truth Is that this woman sold pussy to get to where she is which everyone knows including u.
LETS STOP CELEBRATING CORRUPTION.[/s]

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Residents Collect N4,000 Each For Governorship Election - BBC Video by els0nm0rali(m): 8:26pm On Jul 13, 2018
That's the trick. Keep the people hungry for four years so that you can bribe them with #4,000 during election period.

Now we know why the only thing Fayose has done for the last 4years is cutting ponmo and fish.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziest/scariest Thing You Have Done Romantically? by els0nm0rali(m): 8:21pm On Jul 13, 2018
XhosaNostra:
Saw a guy I was dating being followed closely by his ex. They both passed my house within seconds of each other. I knew something was up, so I ran out of the house to see what they were up to. I was barefoot & not fully clothed at the time, having just stepped out of the bath. On a normal day I don't set even a toe outside without shoes, let alone be seen outside without clothes. But I was angry & jealous, I didn't care. I ran up the street in all my jiggling glory grin
Love can make you do crazy things.

I can only believe this if I see pictures. undecided

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Romance / Re: See Photo Of My First Girl Friend And How It Ended by els0nm0rali(m): 8:15pm On Jul 13, 2018
Saff:
why are you doing this

Haven't you heard? He's kicking off off his own reality TV show from Nairaland. cheesy

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Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 8:03pm On Jul 13, 2018
NgwaManNaija4LF:


I don't argue with local base.

Yessah. International base. wink
Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija As A 7-Year-Old In 1951 With Her Sister (Throwback Photo) by els0nm0rali(m): 8:02pm On Jul 13, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Who is this...Hypocrite?
U of all people that goes about talking trash about some women here , now u suddenly trying to sound sane? undecided

BTW U cant not mention my mum along with her becoz mum got respect and loyalty to Dad cool

Or will ur mum do what mrs alakija did for oil well? undecided


I understand that your life is one very very long nightmare and the only way you can get out is if you throw yourself in front of a speeding train.

That isn't Mrs Alakija's fault.

Go look elsewhere for the cause of your sorrow and frustrations.

It is customary for the wretched and (in your case, piss poor) to blame the rich for their situation.

You should look elsewhere for the reason why you are wallowing in abject, unfathomable and unmitigated poverty.

Calling someone else's mom a wh0re shows a lack of breeding that is common among destitute who have resigned themselves to a fate and a life of unquenchable and unfortunate misfortune.

You show no qualms about insulting a woman who is probably older than your own mom and you have no fear that someone else on this very faceless forum will insult your own mom back? I find that quite curious.
Why is that? Could it be because you have little or no regard for women in general? Or could it be that you secretly blame some woman for the way your life has turned out?
I sense a bitter frustration in your many posts. What's the matter? Have you tried getting help? Or is your situation way more advanced than any help that could be provided?

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija As A 7-Year-Old In 1951 With Her Sister (Throwback Photo) by els0nm0rali(m): 7:41pm On Jul 13, 2018
labake1:



African men mentality undecided
If they see a Rich woman, they will just concluded that she used her body. You pple should repent

No. Those that you see hating are doing so because they can't believe a YORUBA woman can be the richest African woman.

Do you think if it's another woman from another tribe that I won't mention, they will be here saying trash about their mothers?

We call them children of hate for a reason. They are beyoñd redemption.

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Business / Re: Folorunso Alakija As A 7-Year-Old In 1951 With Her Sister (Throwback Photo) by els0nm0rali(m): 7:38pm On Jul 13, 2018
Nightmareo07:


Shez not the only one but what u should know is that her pussy also put her ahead of others

Really? And you have proof to that effect? What exactly do you know about Mrs Folorunsho Alakija?

Would you like it if I smear your mom's dignity like this too?

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Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 7:27pm On Jul 13, 2018
NgwaManNaija4LF:


When you get visa, ask me again...

Lol. I can't fit laugh.

So you got a visa to "Western world" and you are now living in western world?

Please where can I get the visa to Western world. I want to visit Western world too. Is it like water world? shocked
Travel / Re: Photos Of Milliken Hill Road Enugu: This Is Not Germany Or US Or UK by els0nm0rali(m): 7:11pm On Jul 13, 2018
Ziggylady:



But you be afonja for real na...All the negative comments on this thread are from your people,so whats new?

Madam ziggyzaga I'm not Afonja, I'm Yoruba. Afonja historically was an Ilorin warrior and leader.

Get it?
Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 7:05pm On Jul 13, 2018
BENARI:



You're obviously a trouble maker. You've been courting trouble left right centre. But you've met your March.

Wrong. I've met my July.

If I'm not responding with insults it's due to choice and not a lack of wit. Besides I don't want to compound you guys' feeling of inadequacy.

And if I'm ignoring you it's because you've stopped TRYING to make sense. undecided
Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 6:40pm On Jul 13, 2018
NgwaManNaija4LF:


I think you are mad or what, I live in Western world not the shithole waste you imagined, by the way I don't stop in polluted Lagos when visiting Ngwaland, so go Bleep-up with you imaginary West.

You live in the Western world? Really? Where is the Western world? cheesy
Romance / Re: Keep One Drop One Game by els0nm0rali(m): 6:10pm On Jul 13, 2018
Foxhole

Shit-hole
Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 5:56pm On Jul 13, 2018
BENARI:


Bros leave that thing, na you. Hahahahaha grin

You can't deceive me o! lol....

Afonja and deceit enhhhh! shocked

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Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 5:55pm On Jul 13, 2018
NgwaManNaija4LF:


STFU----If they do you would rather die than having them leave, Idiot, but one day you will be seperated from us...fool.

Stop dealing drugs oga. It doesn't pay. Pack your bag today and leave the West and lets see who will stop you at the toll gate.
Politics / Re: Senator Oduah: Igbo Must Invest At Home, Anambra Is Safer Than Lagos. by els0nm0rali(m): 5:47pm On Jul 13, 2018
CSTR1005:

How is fayose, FFK my mentors?
Are you high? what is the business of an igbo man with corrupt Yoruba men?
I don't give a shitt about FFK, fayose or saraki.
They do not resonate to me culturally or otherwise.


If you hate corruption so much then why do you worship tinubu?
Has oduah stolen up to 1/1000000000 of what tinubu has diverted?

Are you for real?
You have worse criminals in your shitty part of the world and you are busy hating on a woman whose only crime was that she budgeted for official vehicles outside the budgetary allowance.

Your lord and master tinubu has a freaking private jet and controls most money generating sources of Lagos State.

Are you so deluded not to see the truth?
You accuse others of corruption, yet you and your unscrupulous people were defending a forger masquerading as a minister of finance.

Guy, no let me vex o.

Is deep and unbiased reflection an abomination in yorubland?
why are all of you like this?

You leave fire and start chasing rats . The same way a lot of Yoruba parents have money for asoebi but cannot pay school fees.

Is it a cultural curse?

Everything you wrote up there is disjointed, lacks clarity and is absolutely meaningless.

We know you love graft and corruption and you will support anything that brings in money.

We've noticed the trend. No matter how corrupt that politician is, if he is against Buhari he has become your hero.

You can deny if you like. The internet never forgets.

If I went back and check your previous posts I know I must see a place where you praised one of those crooks I mentioned. It's your way.

As for Tinubu and Obasanjo, I can't wait for justice to be served to them hot.

Anybody who does the crime should be ready to do the time.

That's why you and I are different. Your values are enmeshed in material things and wealth and money.

Mine are grounded in good morals, honesty and truth.

We are like night and day.

That's why it's better you get your republic make day and night separate.

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Politics / Re: IPOB DIPLOMACY: The Right Behavior Of A Prospectus State Actor by els0nm0rali(m): 5:39pm On Jul 13, 2018
Xander85:


That guy is not Yoruba! He's probably a core north muslim...most likely Fulani! It's them that hear of separatist agitations and immediately think of war! smiley

You mean this guy?

Newsflash! He is Yoruba. And he's also a Christian. Catholic to be precise. That's why he speaks the truth as he sees it.

Where were you when Nnamdi Kanu was soliciting for arms?

Where were you when he asked Igbos to kill all Yorubas and Hausas wherever they see them?

Where were you when he started putting together a military force to burn Nigeria to the ground?

Asleep?
Politics / Re: IPOB DIPLOMACY: The Right Behavior Of A Prospectus State Actor by els0nm0rali(m): 5:31pm On Jul 13, 2018
Blacknight28:

Go through history books and you will find out that the Igbos gave the Nigerian army with all their military might a run for their money, I can remember one author who quoted Gowon as saying "it is a police action that wouldn't take up to 3 months", but you and I knows how that turned out.
So ascribing invincibility to d Nigerian armed forces that couldn't deal with the I'll equipped and ill prepared Biafran army is the height of stupidity and ignorance

What do you know, you that were born yesterday?

You can pick up arms again and lets see how far.

The unfortunate thing is that there are many reasonable Igbos offline who don't know the disservice you guys on Nairaland are doing to their tribe.
Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 5:27pm On Jul 13, 2018
BENARI:


I've checked bro. It's you, you're the one.

A you also a conman? Please stop being funny.


Are you sniffing grounded pepper or something.

Maybe you are licking super glue.
Politics / Re: Senator Oduah: Igbo Must Invest At Home, Anambra Is Safer Than Lagos. by els0nm0rali(m): 4:20pm On Jul 13, 2018
CSTR1005:

I don't understand you these people.

You are always yapping about how igbos should leave your land.

Stella oduah is advocating for that and she is being attacked.
She didn't even insult anybody.


It seems there is something you people are not telling us.

if Igbos are so bad, surely you would be hailing her for asking igbos to take their businesses and go.

Lemme help you out. Seems you're a little bit slow today.

First I despise Oduah. Not because she'd Igbo but because she is a crooked and corrupt politician.

Second. I don't hate or even dislike Igbos. I don't have any reason to, but I'm appalled at the way you guys jump to the defence of corrupt politicians no matter the tribe as long as that politician is actively against the Buhari-led Fg. It's so silly.

Look at the people you've called your mentors

Saraki

Stella

Fayose

FFK

Dino

Goodluck Jonathan


Do you know what they all have in common?

1. They hate buhari
2. They are corrupt.

That's your definition of hero

I despise all corrupt politicians include all those from the West. I'm not like you. I've got principles.

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Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 3:15pm On Jul 13, 2018
BENARI:


Hahahahaha! You really cracked me up there bro, grin

Your post was clear and understandable.

I guess you didn't quite understand mine. Perhaps my grammar is too heavy for you or like you posted the other time on the other tread, 'you're a lazy reader'.

I understand that.

I hope the Igbo man you said you worked for as a driver has finally paid you off.
Now I see why he laid you off and even refused to pay.
He serves a living God. His redeemer Liveth.

undecided

Please check properly before quoting the wrong person.
Crime / Re: Martin Ebeuzoeme Was Assassinated In South Africa (Photos) by els0nm0rali(m): 2:27pm On Jul 13, 2018
BENARI:


I've never seen anything more senseless.

Envy and Hatred is killing you gradually. You won't know it until you know it.

Afonja leave Igbo people matter una no gree.

Get busy guys, we are not the same, and we would never be.
No matter how hard you try Igbos will never be slaves. We are beyond your comprehension, I understand, but please, get used to it.

Talking about drugs, tell any wealthy Afonja in Nigeria today who made his money legitimately if not through stealing and impoverishing the masses, from Thiefnibu to Otedolee to Obasonju, show me one?

Mind your mechanic, Taxi driver, Yahoo yahoo, skull mining, incest, sexual molestation, backbiting, etc business.


Wow. Why so much hatred and bile? Truth is bitter. Take it easy chap. Life isn't so difficult like that.

If there's something you disagree with in my post show it to me and I'll try and explain further. smiley

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