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PhonesRe: Uganda Vs Nigeria Trending On Twitter by ElsonMorali: 8:30am On Jul 29, 2019
Shior! Ibi t'a ri won si niyen.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Campaign Signboard “Vote BAT 2023’’ Spotted In Lagos by ElsonMorali: 8:23am On Jul 29, 2019
izzou:
But come to think of it, since 1999,

The South west have had eight years to rule
The South South had 6
And the North West have had 6...with the remaining 4 assured

Another region should at least rule in 2023. The South east should be given a shot, or the Middle belt.

Let's strengthen our supposed unity
Well, going by your explanation, the southeast produced the first Nigerian president and countless senate presidents. I believe it is the turn of the Middle Belt to produce a democratically elected president.
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Campaign Signboard “Vote BAT 2023’’ Spotted In Lagos by ElsonMorali: 8:16am On Jul 29, 2019
He has failed already. Maybe he fancies himself another Awolowo. O ti shi mehn... You're just another crooked politician. I'd still prefer Osinbajo to carry the Yoruba flag into the race come 2023. I see him working hard for the Nigerian people. He may not be perfect, but if we were looking for absolute perfection then we'd have to wait for angel Michael.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 7:54am On Jul 29, 2019
Empiree:
I'm sorry about that
Accepted.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sent The List He Should Have Sent To EFCC To The Senate - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 7:52am On Jul 29, 2019
gentlegenius:
I can't understand why all the foolishness and stupidity in this world should come together and find a home in my head.
I am a locus classicus of the most foolish species of humanity.
Oh God, please have mercy on me for I am a classic idiot and give me just a little fraction of sense, so that I can at least realise how foolish I am.
Lord, if you won't pity me a fool, at least save everybody from running into my kind of fool again in this platform.
I created this thread, not knowing I was an idiot of epic proportions. The thread concerns two people who have no regards for me. When they steal millions of naira they only gibe me #1,000 to come and sing their praises here. I know my foolishness is futuristic, and me and my entire lineage are doomed to perpetuate the foolishness gene to the rest of my unborn lineage. God, pls forgive this me and add a little sense to my empty mind otherwise my entire lineage is forever doomed... AMEN!
CrimeRe: Barber Dies Saving Drowning Pig In Benue State (Photo) by ElsonMorali: 12:07am On Jul 29, 2019
Nobodyperson:
But Roman records claims pontius pilatus never met or ordered the death of Jesus.

Nigerians have never being mentioned as the happiest people on earth ( as far as I know) maybe in Africa if what you meant.


You can't take the bible seriously when it talks about talking donkeys and snakes.
People living up to 900 years ( COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE) , the oldest person to ever live has only lived for 122 years but the bible has false claims that people lived up to 900 years in a time when girls at 13 years were deemed ripe for marriage, the average human died in their 20's back then and it was normal.
The highest was 40's or at most 60's and it was rich men and Slave owners that lived that long.


You can't take a book with so many errors and lies as a firm book for historical evidence.
Let's not forget it claimed Solomon was the richest man on earth but there's no evidence that man even existed, the richest man to ever live was mansa musa, an African MUSLIM.

Did you even check the link I gave you?
Yes, I did check the link you posted, but you should realize that the internet contains all sorts of information. that it is on the internet doesn't make it true. Many garbages are online. That's why I haven't given you any links here. I could mention books to read though because all the information I present here, I read from scholastic books and not from the internet.

most people keep forgetting that the Bible we have today is a translation of a translation from Hebrew and Greek. While the language employed during Jesus' time for everyday conversation was Aramaic, not English and not Hebrew.

You say Roman records (which Roman records though?) claimed Pontius Pilate never condemned Jesus, either way for the Bible to mention Pontius Pilate tells you a lot doesn't it unless you want to say the same Roman records denies the existence of Pontius Pilate.

even if there was a record of a Mansa Musa that proved he lived, where is the evidence that he was the richest man who ever lived? You can only make such a statement if you knew every human who ever lived. Even science can't pinpoint for how long humans have walked the surface of Earth, not to talk of knowing all those who ever lived. that's a grand claim to make. If the Bible makes such claims about Solomon, I take it as rhetorical. Just as the Bible says Solomon was the wisest man, yet the man married like 400 wives and had 600 concubines and kept on having issues with his son Absalom (I think).


In my opinion, I think the only people who go to great lengths to deny the existence of the man called Yeshua, known today as Jesus the Christ, the Messiah, are those who want to discredit Christianity and render it null and void. Yet, absence of proof of the existence of someone or something isn't proof itself that that person or object never existed.


When people think of the Bible, they think it was written by one author in one room much like modern fiction books except that God was dictating to the writer. the word Bible itself is from the Greek word Biblios, which translates as a collection of books. The Bible, in reality, is a collection of scrolls written by many varied people across very many centuries, who didn't know that what they were writing was going to be a book in a Bible one day.

Many of those books are couched in the flowery language of poetry. Just like our African people always love to spice important conversation with proverbs. Books like Psalms and the Songs of Solomon bear witness to this while books like Genesis 1 and Revelations use the mystical language of prophecy and mysticism to hide the real message from careless minds.


The books in the Bible are more or less a compendium of the history of the Jewish people over thousands of years. Detailing their historical movements across the plains of the Mediterranean, their wars with neighbouring cities, their religion, their culture, their beliefs, their taboos, their fairy tales, etc. Most people don't know that the story of Jonah and Job are now considered as didactic tales by Biblical scholars, meant to teach particular virtues and not exactly tales of actual men. Even a careful study of the Creation story shows that it was written by two classes of Hebrew scholars, the Yawhistic class and the Priestly class. The Bible is rich in occultic messages passed down over various centuries and hidden in plain sight from ignorants until they become initiated.

I could go on and on, but then I think we have prolonged this thread enough not to talk of derailing it. It's been a nice chat though.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sent The List He Should Have Sent To EFCC To The Senate - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 11:20pm On Jul 28, 2019
gentlegenius:
Even a fool is considered wise if he can keep his mouth shut. This is a public forum. Stop embarassing yourself by claiming that someone who is more relevant than your entire family lineage is irrelevant. When Reno speaks, national newspapers carry his speeches. All you can do is to rant, and blame the media and embarass yourself here. Your annoyance and hatred cant stop Reno Omokri from being more relevant than your entire family. If you don't like him, learn to ignore him when he speaks. I repeat STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF HERE.
you would have taken your own advice and kept quiet instead of revealing to the whole world how stupid you are.

like you said it's a public forum. I have aired my opinion and if you don't like it you can jump into the nearest well.

Reno Omokri is only relevant because the media gives him relevance and because of butt-lickers like you who continue to french kiss his ass.

You can only kiss your fellow man's butt before you start eating a sizeable quantity of _shit, probably why you are full of it. In saner climes, he and GEJ would be locked up for looting the nation's treasury.

you are the embarrassment to your lineage supporting a known looter and an embezzler, not that anything better is expected from you anyway.

I think it's time you stopped making a fool of your inconsequential self on my mentions and look for someone else's mention to haunt like a homeless ghoul.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Family Of Precious Owolabi Killed In Shiites Protest (pics) by ElsonMorali: 9:40pm On Jul 28, 2019
Osinbajo might make a good president with El-Rufai as his vice.
PoliticsRe: Dogo Isuwa: Middle Belt No Longer Part Of North – MBF Leader by ElsonMorali: 9:37pm On Jul 28, 2019
PrecisionFx:
Empty Afonja rants
CrimeRe: Housemaid Agent Plants Maids To Steal Employers‘ Valuables (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 9:37pm On Jul 28, 2019
if I was that lady I would adopt that house help and enroll her in school or something.
PoliticsRe: Satguru MaharajJi: EFCC, ICPC Should Screen Ministerial Nominees by ElsonMorali: 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2019
if they don't already i'd be shocked. if they go through DSS screening why not EFCC and ICPC screening too?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 9:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
[quote author=lakesider post=80719825][/quote]yours is a reflection of no brain.
PoliticsRe: 'Fulani Must Go' - Delta Women Protest, Block Expressway (Video) by ElsonMorali: 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2019
Ikenna0b:
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Typical of Afonja decieving themselves that others want to live in that brown roofed, head hunting, region of una. I have NOT ONE SINGLE family residing in that shithole una call a home. Why the Bleep would be leave any part of better south to live in the head hunting capital of the world. We dey craze?
i know you are still a kid. only a silly chap will come here and be making useless boasts when his people are scattered all over the nigerian federation. dumbass. go and see how your people are all over even small towns like Ogbomosho and Oshogbo. rubbish. you better clear out of here and stop haunting my mentions. if you go find out now i'm sure you are one of those gala sellers running in traffic holdup in Lagos. be forming ajebo.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 9:22pm On Jul 28, 2019
Empiree:
Ori e ti daru. Go and hand over yourself to them
afofun. mo ro wipe oo ni laakaye oro siso. oo je pada lo sile ki o lo gbeko.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sent The List He Should Have Sent To EFCC To The Senate - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 9:21pm On Jul 28, 2019
futuregovernor:
More relevant than your generation
you are a part of my generation. mumu.
CrimeRe: Barber Dies Saving Drowning Pig In Benue State (Photo) by ElsonMorali: 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2019
Nobodyperson:
The happiest countries currently which is Finland, Denmark, Norway and ice land.
These countries have a HIGH population of atheist.
I have personally spoken with people from Finland and Norway and they were either atheist or agnostic.

Thw countries Happiness rating is based on; Employment, education, crime rate, cost of living and so many other factors.

You tell me why the most religious countries aren't anywhere near the list?
Nigeria is among the top 5 most religious countries and has so many problems raging from terrorism to corruption and then police violence and so much more.

Accept the fact that countries with a high volume of atheist will always be in front of nations who believe and bow down to an invisible being.

Let's not forget the fact that the US is the only first world country that is still religious with 49% being religious. (mainly due to its high diversity)
Other first world countries are mainly atheist.


I find it odd how people still believe Jesus existed, I mean how do you possibly believe an invisible spirit impregnated a virgin?
Does that make sense?

There's no evidence of Jesus.
No works, no writings, no statements, no nothing.
There's no Roman recording that Jesus was crucified.
Check the link for more facts.
https://www.nobeliefs.com/exist.htm
can you tell us how you measure happiness? A while ago the Nigerian people were labeled the happiest. How do you measure happiness?

you don't have proof that he didn't exist, do you? on the other hand, the Bible has proven to be quite accurate in relating historical events. recently, an ancient coin bearing the inscription Pontius Pilatus in reference to the Roman official who sentenced Jesus to die was discovered. I'd take the historical accounts of the Bible as accurate since it has been proven so thus far by archeologists.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 9:12pm On Jul 28, 2019
grandstar:
That may not be wise.

Look at the East German side of Germany. Some economic policies which the West Germans imposed on them for reunification of the country has made it a permanent economic backwater..
It was meant as a sarcastic dig at useless Nigerian leaders.
SportsRe: National Basketball Team Sleep Out In The Cold Ahead Of FIBA Afrocan Mali -photo by ElsonMorali: 8:05pm On Jul 28, 2019
good for their bones. make them stronger.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sent The List He Should Have Sent To EFCC To The Senate - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 8:02pm On Jul 28, 2019
gentlegenius:
Then why did you blame the media that carried the news? Why did you say they are the ones keeping Reno relevant?
Why did you even comment on this issue since you have no regards for Reno and Buhari?
I think you are the one jumping into matters that doesn't concern you.
You just insulted me but I refuse to insult you, yet you claim I am not gentle. Whatever you think of me or Reno is irrelevant, and it doesn't stop us from being who we are.
Learn to avoid issues that concern people you have no regards for.
Learn to respect yourself if you want others to respect you.
if you didn't insult me I wouldn't have insulted you, so yes, whatever I said to you, you had it coming.

how did what I posted earlier concern you? are you Reno's image-maker or mouthpiece? or maybe you are related to him.

I repeat it, Reno is not relevant except on twitter. He is only making noise because the Buhari led administration is insincere with the fight against corruption otherwise people like Reno and FFK should be behind bars.
CrimeRe: Married U.S Teacher Had Sex With 13-Year-Old Boy, Sentenced To 20 Years In Jail by ElsonMorali: 7:55pm On Jul 28, 2019
chiommy123:
She got a 20 years jail sentence while he walks free the judge wasn't fair at all
did you just type this?

what would the boy be charged for? having sex as a minor?
EducationRe: The Letter From Senior Staff Of ABU, Zaria That Is Trending Online by ElsonMorali: 7:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
TemiATM:
English is just but a language, not a criteria to measure intelligence. Until we understand this, we are going nowhere.
Mastering a language aside from your mother tongue requires intelligence.
EducationRe: The Letter From Senior Staff Of ABU, Zaria That Is Trending Online by ElsonMorali: 7:42pm On Jul 28, 2019
Cutealexio:
Use of English does not determine the level of intelligence. If you visit some countries in Europe or Asia you will see a lot of brilliant and intelligent professionals in various fields that speaks and write terribly but that does not mean they're not up to task in their specializations. If you are well travelled you will get used to ignoring grammatical blunders (ignore mine�) I don't know why Nigerians are so addicted to English Language.... It's only in Nigeria that they will doubt the competence of a doctor or an engineer because of his/her use of English. You can study these courses in other languages too... This shouldn't trend at all
It takes intelligence to master another language aside from your mother tongue so yes, proper use of the English language points to intelligence. How can you string together totally unrelated words in a gibberish sentence and think that the fellow is in any way brilliant?
PoliticsRe: I’m Excited With Buhari’s Ministerial List – Tony Momoh by ElsonMorali: 7:35pm On Jul 28, 2019
we were excited with the previous list too. turned out to be premature excitement. I will be excited if they perform after 4 years. until then I'm keeping my excitement to myself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 14 Things You Shouldn't Forget when Getting Set For A Live Video Interview by ElsonMorali: 7:28pm On Jul 28, 2019
Good info.
CrimeRe: Barber Dies Saving Drowning Pig In Benue State (Photo) by ElsonMorali: 7:20pm On Jul 28, 2019
Nobodyperson:
I don't believe that's somewhere in the skies where billions of people are roasting alive while at another side it's made of gold and solely for good people.

Nah, It's better than not to believe in something.
Saves you the worries, why do you think the happiest countries are atheist?
The hellfire being preached about by modern-day "Christians" doesn't exist in reality. The existence of such would negate the idea of God as an Infinite Being. Most Christians don't ask questions. you can still believe in God without practicing any religion though. Jesus the Christ did not come to establish a religious institution. He only came to show the path to Light and Life. He already told us that Heaven is within us and not in the sky or someplace else. Thats a deep occultic saying and only the occult student and master can understand that. There are many more like that in the Bible like, Matthew 6:22 etc

There is no proof though that the happiest countries are atheistic nor is there any proof that atheistic countries are happy. There is no measure for happiness. The simple Kalahari Bushman is as happy as happy can be. Contentment breeds happiness not the accumulation of wealth and possessions. There are billionaires who are miserable. There are people like the Bushmen of Kalahari who have never smelled civilization, own no possessions and yet are happy.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 7:06pm On Jul 28, 2019
musicwriter:
Sorry about that.
No sweat.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 7:05pm On Jul 28, 2019
selemempe:
it wasnt the north who ruled abia state as military sole admins from 1970 to 1999? U think the few yrs of democracy can alter 35yrs of northern military legacy via which they produced the 1999 constitution without involving the people...tell me how nigeria can develope with the present rent-seeking arrangement.

The north feeds the nation? A joke at best. Let them 1st feed almijiris dying of hunger in their streets b4 feeding the nation. Tell me which food nigeria doesnt import
Not today abeg. I don't have the strength. Maybe some other time.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Sent The List He Should Have Sent To EFCC To The Senate - Reno Omokri by ElsonMorali: 7:04pm On Jul 28, 2019
Deemas:
Keep quiet there. Reno got it right this time, that list was mistakenly taken to the senate instead of EFCC.
Maybe you should come and seize my phone. Reno should be a guest of the EFCC but the ineffectiveness of this administration in prosecuting corrupt politicians makes him very bold. But what do you know about anything anyway?
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 7:00pm On Jul 28, 2019
martineverest:
some Nigerian youth comment without senses
Familiarize yourself with the proper usage of the tenses, then come back if you actually have something sensible to say.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 6:58pm On Jul 28, 2019
musicwriter:
Germany never colonized Nigeria. They didn't have much interest like other European countries in colonizing Africa, instead they were interested in ruling fellow Europeans, and as a result ruled Europe but lost their African colonies, except Namibia.
I never said Germany colonized Nigeria though.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria And Germany Sign The 11,000mw Roadmap Deal To Improve Electricity - APC by ElsonMorali: 6:56pm On Jul 28, 2019
lagdmark:
Gbam!, The independent Nigeria has today is Useless.. under Germany at least we sure of constant electricity.
Graduates unemployment will reduce drastically
The lifestyle of citizens will improve
Security will be quaranteed
Nigerians will trevel like normal human beings and not through the deserts.
Kidnappers, Agberos and yahoo ritualist will be rehabilitated
Life expectancy to jump from 50-80years.
Indeed we have failed as a country and Nigeria has failed the African continent. Other African countries are supposed to ask Nigeria to come and help them fix their power situation, but here we are. A black man, hardly able to govern himself. The electricity grid we are using today was mainly bequeathed to us by Britain our colonial masters, another European country, with little additions over the years. Shame.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Nnamdi Kanu Announces Establishment Of Biafra Aid Foundation In Americ by ElsonMorali: 6:52pm On Jul 28, 2019
cjrane:
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[s]Crap from a pained zoo keeper. grin grin grin

Since he is fleecing his people and NOT Fulani, wetin concern you??
[/s] cheesy cheesy cheesy
It just amuses me. I could remember MASSOB selling fake Biafran passports and people tearing their Nigerian passports. _shit is funny as hell. How can a people keep falling for the same con over and over again? I'm just amazed really, not concerned.

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