₦airaland Forum

ThatPuffPuffBae:
[color=deeppink]it truly is nice to date a short woman but i have a diffrent list

1.)Shes easy to pick up ....and toss on the bed hehe

2.)When u kiss her it looks aesthetically pleasing with her on tip toe to reach ya mouth
Or u lifting her to meet yer mouth

3.)Shes small fitting perfectly in ya lap ...perfect for cuddles

4. If she tries to punch u u can hold her with 1 hand on her forhead and she wont be able to reach u
(kidding Do NOT try this a angry woman is dangerous! )

5. If u are a short man a short woman will make u look taller

6. U two look good togther.....in my opinion

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now this is the real list. Accurate.

ZarZar:
The sell drugs in grocery stores eg. Paracetamol, etc. Drugs that don't require prescription & vitamin tablets/capsules.

oh, ok. Happy sunday.

ZarZar:
This reminds me of a story about a woman that went around the country, visiting grocery stores to mix cyanide pills with regular pain medication on shelves, to intentionally kill people. Psychos are real.

ayam not understanding your story my dear. Do they sell groceries in drug stores?

Tosinex:
I once had a galfrend.. Whenever I give her money things boom, my business increases.. When I told my mom she said the gal is from the marine I should be careful of her oo. What do you think.

i think you should give me her number. I need to counsel her.

firstking01:
Utter gibberish.

are you willing to stand on the Last Day before the Judgement Throne of God and vouch for Johnson Suleiman with your eternity?

Are you willing and ready to stand in his place and take God's judgement for him upon yourself?

If not, then please keep kwayet!

BiggyBamBam:
We dey owe am simple, WE ARE SORRY APOSTLE JOHNSON SULEMAN!

sheeple. Have you contributed to the upkeep of Daniella Okeke's ass today?

Give it up for RCCG.

They even rent hotel spaces for their sunday service on a street that already has like 10 RCCG branches.

I wonder what king of gullible idiots attend churches these days.

lofty900:
This apostle Suleiman hairstyle na one million

i won't be surprised if the kind of juju he made to get spiritual powers requires him to always keep that portion of his head bald.

Didn't we see these fake pics yesterday?

Hmmmmm...

Fayose, Fayose, Fayose of Ekiti and Ekiti and Ekiti states. Thank you.

Eddygourdo:
I don't see why this is news, nigerians are predominantly simpletons, much wanton to get excited by beer parlour gossip and chitchat while neglecting issues of concern. Very much akin to watching BBnaija.

Its very clear that melaye is a lying illiterate, but this shouldn't be news based on the fact the political process in nigeria makes it possible that certificate forgers, ritualists and criminals are eligible for politics. All of them ar guilty, since the illiterate at least met the basic requirement of having high school grade albeit with "dog performance of 3 credits". Why not leave him be and face issues plaguing us all.


Let's not be simple minded people, easily swayed and beclouded by tales by moonlight ochestrated to capture and occupy our thoughts and imaginations while the looters keep looting and future certificate forgers plan to take over the govt in 2019.

this doesn't make sense at all.

What issues are bothering us?

A senator forging his certificates isn't an issue to you right?

Wonderful way to think. Nigeria needs more upstanding citizens like you and Dinosaur melaye to uplift this nation from doom.

Yeah i know that story. If you dont get what you've daydreamed about they'll tell you it's because your faith wasn't enough.


Nice try op, i ain't buying that bullcrap.

Truth of life is, not everybody is going to be rich, not everybody is going to get married, not everybody is going to get a job.

What is most certain though is, everybody is going to die. And before you die, you'll live out your karma, acquire some more debts to be paid in another subsequent existence before you die and reincarnate to live out that karma on and on until you achieve perfection.

And yet you'll still see Nigerians in these countries hustling.

Zimbabwean dollar should top that list.

Kathmandu:
Iran economy is still miles ahead of Nigeria economy.


Iranian Army will do a walkover on Nigeria Army

out of point.

If she's beautiful and her personality matches mine then we're a go.

I'll definitely marry her.

Yorubas have a saying

Death is different from sleep o.

#sigh

Mboi2:
Blind eyes that didn't see the nonsense by that prostitute, you will remain blind as Suleiman enjoys

You mean as Suleiman enjoys your money?

petra1:
It's not damage control .There is no damage to control. Afflictions are part of the work of cross . But we can't deny that it's deliberate message . I see it as sticking out the tongue doing toii to the devil .

If there's nothing to be guilty of then they don't need to force themselves to be doing love in Tokyo.

Look at the pictures yourself and tell yourself the truth, does he look happy to you?

The guy is as guilty as sin and only someone who isn't brainwashed will see that for what it is.

Inappropriate!

Where's the guy's father anyway, or the woman's husband.

Won't be surprised If he's the one taking pictures.

Awon oniranu.

If i wasn't convinced of this man's guilt before, these fake pictures are enough to convince me.

Anybody with half a sense will realize that this is damage control.

GreatManBee:
Thanks. I once met a elderly man in home town, Ondo state precisely. He spoke some deep Yoruba language. My friend and I thought it was an incantation but he told us it's the Ijinle Yoruba language that he was speaking. I was amazed. This Ijinle Yoruba is much deeper and may not be understood by some new age Yoruba people.

thats true. Especially with these new age Yoruba kids who learn how to speak English first before their mother tongue.

In Ondo dialect, word is referred to as ofo. Ofo in general Yoruba also means incantations.

It is the spiritual belief of the Yorubas that every living thing has its mystic name (probably oriki) and if you know the mystic name of that living thing you could control/use/manipulate it.


Thats why you find out that herbalists in Yoruba land who cure disease with herbs and roots, t'ewe t'egbo, mutter incantations under their breathe as they pluck leaves or roots for medicinal use.

These ofo are steeped in ancient Yoruba words or ijinle.

AZUH:
She has invested more on this okafors law. I think she should Make her facts clear . Yoruba has been hating since the days awolowo . But they won't leave us to go our own separate ways.

are you having a midlife crises or a mental breakdown or a general meltdown? Which one?

Olu317:
It more of traditional Yoruba Language in which it is more archaic/ancient Yoruba and undiluted. In a layman term, old deep Yoruba word for referring to something or someone.

thank you so much.

GreatManBee:
What is Ijinle Yoruba please.?

ijinle pam pam. Lol.

Bro, i've already given an indication about what i mean by ijinle in that same sentence.

bbeautylik:
My own marriage is normal but not perfect

I'm not saying it is scary
All I am saying here is the life between the married and the single.

Well as for me spending about 2 weeks with my family after a year in marriage was like I was just released from prison

if you feel this way then your marriage is not normal o.

Better seek the help of a marriage counsellor before everything gives way at the seams.

We all aren't destined to get married anyway.

Truth is, if you get married, you are going to marry your Karma.

Whether best friend or otherwise, the person you'll marry, good or bad, is the person you deserve, and who deserves you...

Interesting.
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chiomababy22:
Am confused pls friends what do you advise i do? Am not getting any younger. Thanks as i await you comments.

i'd advice you to find fulfilment in self development and in bringing up your child.

Don't be desperate to get married, and don't jump at the offer of marriage because you feel lucky someone is asking to marry you because you have a child.

Be careful who you let into your family cos, stepfathers have been known to abuse their stepkids, male or female, sexually and otherwise.

Having a child does not make you an outcast. Set the standard for the men you'll consider marrying way above average, for the sake of your child.

Ruby234:
I wee accidentally set the kitchen on fire

hahaha...

Best response so far.

Tiny23:
Will gladly wash them.It's not an herculean task


Moreover,washing of plates is my hobby.

really?!

Can we be friends, pls.

I like people who love washing things, like dishes, clothes, etc