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CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Subtly Reacts To Scandalous Reports Trailing Her Lately by ElsonMorali: 5:09pm On Mar 22, 2017
mn09abk:
Dont know her...this Afonjas need to carve out their own Afongawood....we dont know these hoes
Congrats you have managed to get one like for your dumb comment. Oya tell Seun to cash it for you so that you can buy kulikuli.
HealthRe: Nancy Abu-Bonsrah Becomes First Black Female Neurosurgeon At US University. PICS by ElsonMorali: 1:38pm On Mar 22, 2017
Nice one from our Ghanaian peeps. One Love Africa. kiss
TravelRe: Lady Controls Traffic In Port Harcourt Under Heavy Rain (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 1:23pm On Mar 22, 2017
Kjking:
and my gf is here smiling like olodo.
oya madam go outside and control traffic
Nice thing to say about your girlfriend though. And you, Yes you smiling like epa won't you go and direct traffic? tongue
TravelRe: Lady Controls Traffic In Port Harcourt Under Heavy Rain (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 1:19pm On Mar 22, 2017
I'm sorry, but I think that was a very stupid thing to do.

Inside a pouring rain. If she was hit by a hit and run driver, they will say it's her village people abi?

I read someone comment that we need more people like her. No we don't.

What we need is our governors and elected leaders do their jobs and provide traffic lights where needed, and improve road network and transportation system.

For crying out loud, this is 2017, the 21st century!

These things are not rocket science now? angry angry angry
FamilyRe: Succubus .. Incubus . .. 2 by ElsonMorali: 11:13am On Mar 22, 2017
Jonadoyle:
Sorry it say I need do new post to continue .
I am worried now as you say I can sleep walk and lose whole day .. do it mean I sleep walk and men use me and I don't know ? The doors always are locked when I wake same as when go bed ... if I was out walking why I'm naked in my bed ?
It's a strange feeling it like anesthetic .. you feel self drift away but as go you feel touches but can't fight ... I will try any and all advise . Thank you
see a Catholic priest exorcist for exorcism, if you have a strong feeling of demonic possession.

Practically though, you may want to plant a camera in your room that has motion sensor, so that when you wake up from your sleep walking, you'll know exactly what went on.

There are lots of cheap spy cameras you can purchase for that.

Do that and lets know your finding.
FamilyRe: Shocked Mum Finally Breastfeeds Her Baby Boy, After Initial Refusal by ElsonMorali: 11:00am On Mar 22, 2017
Karmic influence.

All of these wicked people in Naija, ritual killers, corrupt politicians, rapists and children molesters will all reincarnate as something much worse, if they arent hurled into hell directly.
EducationRe: Uniport Graduates 78 First Class Out Of 5473 Students by ElsonMorali: 10:45am On Mar 22, 2017
Gerrard59:
Schools in the South West graduate more first class than schools in the east and Jonathan didn't attend any school in the west. Using your analogy, are you saying schools in the west graduate "pure water" students?

Congratulations to the graduands, most especially my mates in TTC, Gojin Estate, the sky is the starting point. The best student should just relocate to the US, have his Phd and Monsanto will come looking for him.
I'll be interested in seeing the collation of the data and statistics you used to arrive at that conclusion.

Schools in the east... Schools in the west...

Tell me, which one is rated in the top 50 universities in the world?
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RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of Couple Who Dated For 11 Years by ElsonMorali: 9:27am On Mar 22, 2017
And since then you've been eating...
EducationRe: Uniport Graduates 78 First Class Out Of 5473 Students by ElsonMorali: 6:53am On Mar 22, 2017
guiddoti:
Really? give us more gist
is that your school?

No insult intended. Nigerian Universities generally have low rating in the international community, first class or not.
EducationRe: Uniport Graduates 78 First Class Out Of 5473 Students by ElsonMorali: 9:50pm On Mar 21, 2017
Not surprised. Wasn't this the university the ineffectual buffoon taught as a lecturer and got his PhD from.

First class don become pure water.
PoliticsRe: Saraki At The Code Of Conduct Tribunal For False Asset Declaration (photos) by ElsonMorali: 9:13pm On Mar 21, 2017
Like play like play, we don forget the case of pastor Punaman Johnson and his Otobo case. Like I predicted we have moved on to Dino and Saraki.

I'm sure the two dishonorable members of the house will be praying thus: "may the god of suleman do it for us too".
PoliticsRe: Naval Men Brutalise Policewoman by ElsonMorali: 6:37pm On Mar 21, 2017
tdayof:
grin grin Not possible, u wan waste training money ni? Navy has the best guys among the Nigerian Armed Forces.
lol. So na for on top civilian head dem talk say make dem dey practicalize the training ba?

The day civilians go vex ehn..
PoliticsRe: Senate Begins Investigation Of Dino Melaye Over Alleged Certificate Scandal by ElsonMorali: 4:52pm On Mar 21, 2017
The Nigerian Senate is a joke.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria's Economy Is Finally Out Of Recession - World Economics by ElsonMorali: 4:45pm On Mar 21, 2017
softwerk:
Rubbish! Just like the polls said Hillary Clinton would defeat Donald Trump?! huh

I won't believe this poo until a bag of rice is sold for N11000.

Come and beat me tongue
Where are you jare, let me come and beat you softly. tongue tongue
CrimeRe: Graduate Forges Customer's Signature In An Attempt To Steal N100k In GTB Abuja by ElsonMorali: 4:40pm On Mar 21, 2017
mikky24:
what about the present ones, are they xcluded?
Come on now, they can't arrest sitting governors. Immunity clause, remember?
CelebritiesRe: First Class Queen Chichi Mbagwu Dazzles At Carnival,takes Selfies With UK Police by ElsonMorali: 11:43am On Mar 21, 2017
Seen. kiss
FamilyRe: Maternity Shoot Of 4 Pregnant Friends by ElsonMorali: 11:35am On Mar 21, 2017
Friendship of women always looks somehow to me.

The way I see it is that they are always comparing their progress to that of their other friends as evidenced in this photoshoot.

What If one of them isn't preggo yet, that means she won't join in the photo shoot right?

That's where hatred, backbiting, jealousy, and resentment starts to set in.
FamilyRe: Maternity Shoot Of 4 Pregnant Friends by ElsonMorali: 11:31am On Mar 21, 2017
AZeD1:
You do know that it was the whites that brought clothes for Africans to wear right?
That's a blatant lie.

I'm soo pissed at that your statement right now.

If I could punch you in your face through my phone I would have.

Smh...
CrimeRe: Graduate Forges Customer's Signature In An Attempt To Steal N100k In GTB Abuja by ElsonMorali: 11:12am On Mar 21, 2017
When are they going to arrest former governors and senators for defrauding the masses? undecided
TravelRe: IMSU Student Crushed To Death By Trailer On His Way To Exam This Morning (Pics) by ElsonMorali: 11:00am On Mar 21, 2017
Please who are the mods in this section anyway?

Must we see the poor chaps intestines on the floor before we believe?

OP sef, lack of respect for the dead dey worry you well well.

RIP to the dead. So sad.

If your time is up, it is up.
CrimeRe: 23-year-old Man Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Stealing Phone by ElsonMorali: 8:41am On Mar 21, 2017
Ayam not understanding this story atol atol.

The person that stabbed the owner of the phone in the head is walking away with 14years, while the person that just ran away with the phone is to be hanged?

Hmmmm...gwagwalada weed strong o.

E be like say his honour don take overdose before passing judgement.
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 8:34am On Mar 21, 2017
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PenisCaP:
Just take ur time and read how ur brothers ar crying blood.. bcox igbo is taking over u.

Blame it on ur tribes laziness bro. grin
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I'm sure the Igbos in. America and China are also taking over those places, right? Soon You'll annex those places to your Biafra.

Inferiority complex is what is worrying you guys. And an unfortunate.ignorance of history.

When the civil war began, How many Igbos carried their buildings on their head when they were fleeing to the east? undecided

Maybe you should go and ask your parents.

Keep mouthing off that you're developing Lagos, when shit hits the fan, You'll realize that bragging online is not equal to reality.
PoliticsRe: Reasons President Muhammadu Buhari Must Act Fast About Saraki, Ibb & Lawan by ElsonMorali: 8:28am On Mar 21, 2017
DONLEKAN:
I was a die hard supporter of the president during 2015 election. I did all within my power ensure Buhari was returned even though I was not based in Nigeria. I rallied all my family members to vote for Buhari, even my brother who proved stubborn, I told him he was on his own if he failed to vote Buhari, meaning he should not expect anything from me if he failed to vote Buhari. Fast forward to today, Buhari, is a big disappointment!. His failure started from the handling of the legislator leadership crisis. He failed to show leadership, in the end he left a big dent on the party which it may never recover from. Buhari is old and weak, he became the president through a coalition, he failed to trust those who supported him to that position. He brought in people who were in the shade when his coalition partners were on the field toiling to ensure his return as the president. These few ediots he so trust are undermining the nation and colluding with evil forces who have held the nation hostage since independence.

What sort of madness is this!.

Those who are evil and corrupt, they know how to bulldoze anybody who stands in the path to self aggrandisement. While these evil forces are regrouping, Buhari is somewhere believing all is well. If in 2019 he is defeated, I personally will never forgive him and history will not be kind to him. He should not come out claiming that he is a democrat by transferring power to the evil cabal hoping that everyone will respect him for that.
You don't expect a Fulani man to trust any other person apart from his Fulani brethren. I'm quite surprised that Buhari trusts Prof Yemi Osinbajo soon much.

Since he's been back, it seems the developmental strides we saw the Prof taking has since withered.

Nigerians have just one choice and one opportunity come 2019.

If Prof Yemi Osinbajo doesn't contest or isn't voted in as President, come May 2019, we may as well just cede Nigeria out to Cameroon, Niger and Benin republics.
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 8:19am On Mar 21, 2017
PenisCaP:
Im not a kid like u dat ur uncle brainshd from birth...im currecntly in lagos for yrs now.

Everybody knows igbos have taken over lagos.
We know cheesy

And you are developing the place like you're developing South Africa and Malaysia.

Take over Lagos, and add it to your Biafra. grin grin

You have been in Lagos for years? Really? Why? Owerri not Good enough?

So you're one of those who are making slums out If our cities in the West, sharing scarce resources with Western states instead of going back home to your hamlets and farming?

Don't worry, when you achieve your Biafra, which I pray you do this year, we'll deport all of you from the West. Then we'll see If it is a no-man's land.

Keep developing Lagos for us I beg you. cheesy
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 8:13am On Mar 21, 2017
Bridget95:
the same Oba some northern group referred to as a motor park tout who was disgraced out of the Nigerian police force offcourse the miscreant was made Oba by a known drug Baron thievnubu.we don't take such people seriously.
I won't argue with a 22year old girl o. Kwantinuu
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye's 2nd Semester Result With Carry Over At ABU Zaria By Sahara Reporte by ElsonMorali: 8:10am On Mar 21, 2017
Sahara Reporters, this is not conclusive. He could have retaken those courses he failed.

DIIIGGGG! Dig deeper, I'm sure There's muck to be found under there.
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 7:21am On Mar 21, 2017
Bridget95:
Lagos for ages have been known and called a no man's land for ages by Nigerians because it has over 70% ownership by FG, foreigners and Nigerians.
Loool.

I used to think the Oba of Lagos went overboard when He threatened y'all with the lagoon.

Maybe he's right after all.
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 7:13am On Mar 21, 2017
MrMontella:
what rubbish are you guys always saying?
I will take these kind of comments seriously when I don't see any agbo selling Yoruba in Asaba.
Loool, come and see your brothers hawking gala in the traffic here.

For every Yoruba person in the Southeast, there are at least 1million Igbos in the Southwest.

Can you deny that?

WEST SIDE, THE BEST SIDE! Deal with it bro.
EventsRe: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by ElsonMorali: 7:08am On Mar 21, 2017
comrChris:
Yoruba people and party,who knows how much igbese he will be settling after this wedding.

Invite a Yoruba person for business seminar he will tell you he does not have chance but invite him for a wedding or any party he will cancel every other thing, invite all his friends and they will sow cloth with their last cash and show up
Try and reconnect your brain with your fingers dear. Yes, you. I can see some lose wires hanging around.

In case your eyes wasn't functioning too, it's a wedding.
EventsRe: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by ElsonMorali: 7:00am On Mar 21, 2017
montezz:
Hmmm.
Let him come first.
Like the guy said, Maybe He has come already but you pushed him away into another woman's arms tongue

Just go for a "Yoruba d*mon " and You'll be posting your own pictures in no distant time. wink
EventsRe: Excited Groom Steals The Show While Dancing With His Bride At Their Wedding by ElsonMorali: 6:57am On Mar 21, 2017
mirabeldesmond:
lemme see who will tell me not to say 'yes' to a Yoruba brother grin
I like that. kiss
TravelRe: Drone View Of Owerri (Photos) by ElsonMorali: 6:42am On Mar 21, 2017
Jetleeee:
Bro, we aren't interested in what those places look like. All we are asking you to do is to STOP DRAGGING US INTO YOUR THREADS

I don't care whether the roads in Owerri are tarred with gold. I have no business with that cos there is a 9.5/10 chance of me never
visiting the place
That is exactly my problem with this people.

They can't celebrate themsslves without trying to defame others.

What kind of life is that?

Despite all these show of arrogance which is deeply rooted in inferiority complex, you'll still see "ekene dili chukwu " buses loaded to the brim every morning bringing them en mass down to the supposed "brown roof republic " as they abandon their places in droves.

I wonder who will live in the republic of Biafra when they eventually get their country.

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