₦airaland Forum

Atlantia:
I know...was just kidding.

Yeah, I know. Take me for example, people say I laugh in my sleep. I'm yet to catch myself in the act though. That's why I go to sleep with a mirror always.

LordOfNaira:
It is possible. There are places I can hit you and you will die. There was a boxing match where a professional boxer punched another professional boxer to death. If that can happen in the ring and in a sport with an eye for rigorous safety measures, then why are you shocked that a man can beat another man to death?

Well unless he was tied up or maybe lame, If the opponent is better equipped than you, what's wrong with running away?

Divay22:
Which ever way, I just thought it was never meant to be..
Not having what you want is sometimes a stroke of luck....

There is a reason to everything that happens

That's true. Sometimes you think you really love someone and then years later you see them and wonder what the heck you were thinking. Lol.

BudeYahooCom:
Tools of fulani hegemonists, what do you expect?

It's called patriotism, Yes I know it's a big word for you. Feel free to look it up in the dictionary. You do have one, right?

Please can someone explain How your fellow man can beat you to death. Maybe he was tied up, right?

Atlantia:
It's too early for me to laugh biko!

Never too early to laugh.

pocohantas:
You finally get another source of income and you start disturbing us on Nairaland with quotes like "A salary is the bribe you're paid to forget your dreams". Pls...

www.nairaland.com/attachments/5976512_img20170917100334755_jpegd9db53a4957fb1b4b58b66d329e41428

Haha... this made me crack up big time.

Nice one pocohantas.

beautiful232:
I'm too shy,don't think I can really

and secondly asking a Nigeria guy out

omg your on your own o

You can ask me out, you'll be surprised.

Divay22:
Friend zone ,the dude was surprise how i turned everything against him and made him feel guilty, he even doubted the love
I got high after drinking before i spilled it.
Tho he came back for a rematch when he realized i didn't troll him but just went like that, But the feelings weren't there again
Some path are not meant to be crossed twice...

Then you never truly loved him. Probably only lust(No offence). If you guys were soulmates you'll accept him back right away. We never are able to stay angry for long with those we love. So maybe it was just the alcohol talking anyway.

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Yes, I feel the same way.

Champele:
Write your own and richly put it together. 'Omachancha! Smh!

When you have a people who can't stomach criticism Because they think they should walk through life like as If they have a giant stick rammed up their @sshole, then You've seen a people you should truly be sorry for.

You can't take criticism? Then you'd better jump in the sea cos you ain't gon make any progress in life.

By the way, maybe you don't realise I have my own language, and you don't want me cussing you in mine. So keep your filthy language to yourself when quoting me. Got that?

TINALETC3:
See ur big head

See your small head.

I get the gist of what he is trying to say But it looks poorly put together.

OLisaMacaulay:
Please check out my pre- wedding picture,we met last year September and we are getting married next week Friday.God is faithful

Congrats! Blissful marital life to you and your spouse.

Dyt:
I need me that waist clincher


I want to stop looking like a dressed potato

Not bad at all.

[quote author=julietm123 post=60562653]

He called for their heads. I See. Has Kanu or ipob ever attacked anyone .he may have insulted some persons which cuts across all tribes, but you, I and the whole world knows that igbo usually are not violent and they were just words probably to shake the government and it did, that was why restructuring became a burning issue. I hope the discussions continue.

Has Kanu ever attacked anyone? Really? So the FG should wait until Kanu attacks someone? I Guess we waited until boko haram showed us How deadly they could become before we decided to take them serious. You probably don't know much about history. Go read about the Rwandan genocide. The way the Hutu and the Tutsi decimated their country and turned it into rubbles, all Because of continued radio broadcasts that turned the whole country into a raging inferno. "They were just words..." you say. Clearly you don't know what you're talking about.
Ask yourself, was Kanu putting together an army called BSS or not? Was he soliciting money and weapons to prosecute a war or at least a genocide against the Nigerian state? Just words, you say. If you don't know, better go ask.

"Igbos usually are not violent..." But they can be violent otherwise they wouldn't be searching commercial buses looking for Hausas to murder. This won't be the first time either. They call it reprisal killings to avenge those killed in the north. Whatever they call it, the dead remains dead.

, for those laughing at Igbos,they are only saying to the government any voice of opposition and agitation should and must be crushed.

I see you're politicizing this. PDP holds the foremost voice of opposition, critiquing this government at every turn. How many of the members have been killed by the soldiers? None.

I am rather surprised the way yorubas took Kanus talk so seriously and got so offended when they know Igbos will never attack them.

Aren't you hilarious? The Yorubas were supposed to just smile and pray for Nnamdi Kanu whilst the latter was wishing death upon them and taking practical steps to actualize the death wish? Does that even sound right to you? Obviously you haven't viewed any of Kanu's videos. You should. You say we "KNOW Igbos will never attack" us. Actually, we know nothing of the sort. With the hatred and bile shown towards "Afonjas", "ewedu eaters", "cone-heads", "brown-roof dwellers" on this forum and even spilling out into the real world, we definitely do not know that.

Grandson the guy agitating for oduduwa, also said he will kill Igbos with chemical weapons. I didn't take it serious cos I know yorubas are usually not violent. The only reason why anyone would worry about yorubas is because they have a large muslim population. I think I learnt he(grandson) was invited by the British police. I don't think Biafra radio has ever caused the British sleeplessness.

My first reaction to this should be a Good enough answer for you. My first reaction was, "who the heck is 'grandson'"?
Exactly, who knows the fool? How many followers does he have? Can you compare his popularity with that of Nnamdi Kanu? Are you aware that dome misguided Igbo guys have sworn that they would kill If Kanu ordered so?
You fear the Yorubas who are Moslem? That would be Because you guys aren't tolerant of others who look different, speak different and worship different from you. How many times have the Moslems who are Yorubas attacked anyone? Do you know How many Igbos live in Yorubaland? How many times have you heard that one had been killed by Yoruba Moslems.
You probably aren't aware that most If not all families in Yorubaland have people of different faiths in their families and they live peacefully.

Funny enough, I do not think anybody would have noticed if yorubas had asked Igbos to leave the sw. The only thing that would ever caused any worries would still be the large muslim population. But see how the whole world woke up when Arewa made such threat,because they are known to be violent. Just imagine if they were the ones agitating for a separate country or restructuring or even running a radio like radio Biafra .

Did you see what you did there? Placing some blame on Yorubas, denouncing the northerners and implying that your tribe is just perfect. You may not have done that consciously, But now that I have pointed it out, go back and read. The northerners are largely peaceful. I've lived amongst them and I know that they are for the most part a hardworking and honest people.
As a matter of fact there are states in the north like plateau where majority of the indigenes are Christians.
Until we stop all these stereotyping, I'm afraid we'll just keep going round and round in circles.

i am not saying kanu's insults were right, but I think the army shouldnt have done what they did. They didn't have any right to kill 'armless' civilians. As far we are all tax payers,.no Nigerian deserve to be treated the ways Igbos were treated by the army.

Do you think the army went for Nnamdi Kanu because of the insults? Nah. Raising a parallel government with your own army in a free and Democratic country is a treasonable felony and is a direct invitation to the army for invasion. The military is meant to protect the territorial integrity of this nation. They'd be stupid to wait for kanu's army to mature and start planting alien flags on this soil. They did a fine job with that cobra dance or is it anaconda dance. Lol.

A lot of yoruba are making it look like we against them, but that's not the case. It's a case of the army Vs the people.

"A lot of Yorubas...". Really?! How many Yorubas do you personally know, and How many have you asked for their opinion? This isn't the case of the army against the people, this is the case of the army performing their constitutional duty. This is the case of the Nigerian people vs Nnamdi Kanu and his band of criminals.

They are starting an operation in the sw soon, I hope it's peaceful but understand that your laughter means the army can always bring down armless /harmless civilians when provoked.
I wish you well.

They are most welcome to the southwest. We are a peace loving people (that some term as cowardice) and law abiding citizens of Nigeria (for now) and If it so happens that we want secession. Trust me, there won't be need for military occupation of any part of Yorubaland. Intellectuality is more superior than brawn.

I wish you well too.

pweetiedee:
I know many guys that don't like it.

if I were a man, I wud prefer big ass to big boobs. If u remove bra, e go drop. Most of dem.no dey get nice nipples.

Now you are talking. Ass to boobs always.

Jj222:
I pray dat all those NL supporting the killing of d innocent people may they die d way d army killed d innocent people. So shall it be. Call wat is bad ; bad don't side anybody we r talking about peoples lifes here.

Clap for yourself ma. When Kanu was boasting that he would burn down the country, were you asleep then? When he was soliciting for arms and ammunition to start a war, Guess you were dozing then.

Now the military carried out their constitutional duty you are cussing.

ApexPredator:
Nobody is holding it but the Nigerian Army was sent there to harass and kill. Were you dropped on your head as a child? And before you mention Scotland, they had a referendum and voted to remain. That is the critical detail always left out by supporters of the failed British colonial deathtrap.

Oga, you must have fallen from your momma's back.

Otherwise you'll realise that everything has a PROCESS. Yes, it's called PROCESS. You want your salary paid, you go through a process. You want your pension paid, you go through a process. You want to file an injunction in court, you go through a process. You want to pay the mortgage on your home, you go through a fvckin process. You want to fvckin secede, you fvckin go through a fvckin freaking process.

You don't start amassing weapons, broadcasting hate speech, calling for the extermination of your perceived enemies, and raising a ragtag army Because you want to burn down the "zoo".

That you don't get that is truly amazing and shows that the human mind can truly be limited in it's ability.

You guys should grow up already. There are more than 250 ethnic groups in Nigeria and you're not even the most populous.

julietm123:
So they are illegal immigrants? .anyways I hope you see how developed people handle issues. Even illegal immigrants as you call them have a right to protest and agitate in a foreign land while Nigerians are being killed by the army meant to protect them.

Is that so? I Guess in developed countries protesters are also allowed to search and hunt for minorities to kill them, publicly broadcast hate speech encouraging ethnic cleansing right?

Yeah, let's all pretend we don't know that Nnamdi Kanu is a bigot, a fagot and a maggot.

He calls for for the extermination of Yorubas and Hausas, you applaud in your homes. The military comes for his head you're shouting human rights.

I know you guys are a study in contradiction.

No sane person will ever be able to understand y'all.

BudeYahooCom:
Yes holiday makers not transcontinental ritualists.

Which one, otokoto or Clifford Orji?

I remember when Nnamdi Kanu was first arrested and online chest-beaters were flooding NL space with pictures of some guys in foreign countries carrying flag forming fake protests.

Seems season 2 is out.

Anybody with popcorn there? This should be Interesting.

BudeYahooCom:
Mr pro-almajiri, if your contraption was a workable one. Many of them will only be holiday makers over there.

Yeah, holiday makers instead of drug couriers right?

So I read the comment section and I'm amazed at the sheer silliness of those saying the unarmed were killed, and their blood will do this and do that, blah blah blah...

I Guess y'all were waiting for this to happen so that the international community will intervene and force the government to hand over your country to you.

First, That's bullcrap. Second, nobody is holding your Biafra. You want it? It's in your hands already. It's just so unfortunate that you and your leader Kanu are so slow-minded that you don't realize that taking up arms against a military that routinely keeps the peace in West Africa and suburbs is suicide.

Just so you know, your ragtag army of BSS can't take on first year Nigeria Defence Academy students. So quit the stupidity Ok and stop dying like flies and coming online to wail about it.

Annabelkelvin:
I just view your photo lol... Ugly lizard

Lol. Did you say ugly lizard? I challenge you to post your papa picture here.

Arindin. So you too look at yourself in the mirror with all the layers of pancake and lipstick and you think you resemble a human being?

Na people like you dem dey take sacrifice to amadioha.

Annabelkelvin:
People like you are the reason why they reduced jamb cut off marks

((miscreants))

Lemme Guess, you're just about to write JAMB? You'd better swerve before you hurt yourself.

Look up the word miscreant and you'll realize it applies aptly to your brothers running up and down the streets of Aba shouting Biafra.

Scram, girl.

Keep your marriage out of public gaze. No one wants to know, at least not until it's falling apart.

Annabelkelvin:
YORUBAS AT WORK... YORUBAS KEEP OFF NOTHING CONCERN UNA FOR THIS MATTER.. ADVICE YOUR FELLOW BROTHERS IN IBADAN TO STOP KILLING THEMSELVES AND CUTTING OFF INNOCENT PEOPLE'S HEAD FOR RITUALS... YAHOO YAHOO PEOPLE

Another shallow-minded, thick-skulled, boobs-for-brain, unthinking, follow-the-crowd, "dilector"worshipping female from the east. Grow up! The Yorubas are not your problem. Look in the mirror for your problem.

You come back with a rejoinder, you get flogged more...

[quote author=BudeYahooCom post=60518703][/quote]#sigh
Someone please help me put this joke away in some cabinet.

"The political landscape of Nigeria will never remain the same"

That's right. Now the Igbos are the hated tribe and the poster folks for failed agitations.

How can other Nigerians trust them with anything in future.

We shouted, we yelled, we screamed, we theorized, we told them to go about this in a peaceable manner. But trust the agidi and grargra of the average Igbo man. Thinks he is incredible hulk, iron man and captain America all rolled in one.

Even If you get your Biafra, you'll have shitty relations with your neighbouring countries.

There's still time to get it right, But, yes, your political future in this geographical space called Nigeria has been seriously dented. Congrats.

BudeYahooCom:
This picture wasn't drawn by we your Biafran nemesis. It's more than 200 years old.


'Rich' yoruba history therein buddy.

Mocking people who have a rich cultural heritage. Changing the subject Because the current discussion doesn't favour your usual empty arrogance.

Chest beating and making loud empty threats. Boasting about how your tribe is the best all over the world and in the same instant trying to become Jews by force.

Posting pictures that you think mock other tribes Because you're so dense you can't realise that you are actually showing How rich their history is.(wish I could go on the internet and pull out stuff about your tribe that happened even before the advent of the colonial masters)

Oh, by the way, I'm sure your father or whoever gave you a skewed story about that particular war didn't tell you that the warriors, realizing they were Dahomey women, regrouped, gave them a hot chase and massacred them. Always up with the false propaganda aren't you?

Claiming that you helped develop Lagos, Johannesburg, NewYork, Tokyo and Beijing and with the same breathe moaning and whining that the federal government hasn't done anything to develop your home...ad infinitum.

That's right, nothing has changed with you guys in the last hundred years. You are indeed your father's pikin. (And i don't mean that as a compliment).

They will call you Afonja Moslem. Not everybody is given the grace in life to be able to look back objectively and make a u-turn. You have been given that grace op. Unfortunately lots of Igbos who will comment here have all decided to close their mind's eyes to the truth.

All they see is Igbo and nothing else. Their worldview doesn't encompass much more. Just that narrow mindset.

You've been liberated. Congrats. We Hope we'll see more.