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Phones › Re: Plz,why Is Bolt Browser Nt Working by Elxandre(m): 2:39am On Mar 24, 2013
Ay92: download a handler version and see for yourself, you don't have to insult me by calling me a liar. I still used it today.
Tell me how you tweaked it cos mine didnt even respond to any sort of tweaking oh.
Sports › Re: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by Elxandre(m): 9:59am On Mar 20, 2013
shymexx: Lmao... The guy isn't bankrupt - he still cruises around London in big whips with one of my big naija uncles... Heck, he's now a top don hustling everywhere and getting paid on the low...#LowKey

He might not be as rich as he was when he played for Chelsea, but the doozy is still richer than at least 80% of Nigerians...

His lifestyle and women messed him up but he's still getting paid...

Big ups to the great Celestine Babayaro of Chelsea - I started supporting Chelsea in Sec. because of him, Tony Andre Flo, Ruud Gullit, Zola, Le Saux, Dan Petrescu, Chris Sutton, Jimmy Flyod Hasselbaink, Leboeuf etc... Then we later added Vialli, Didier Deschamps, George Weah, Marcel Desailly etc..
This guy earned a 5 million pounds payout at newcastle when he was released. Thats over 1 billion naira...so how is this man Broke?
Family › Re: How Often Do You Talk To Your Parents? by Elxandre(m): 9:42am On Mar 20, 2013
freecocoa: I wish mine would give me the chance to be the one doing the calling.

The way my dad calls can be very annoying most times,he calls more than 6 times a day sometimes and when he can't reach me,he calls my roommate.

I'm not even abroad o.
Can we swap dads? grin just be grateful to have such dad. My dad doesnt even care i cant return to school this semester. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Common Denomination In Church Offering Bags by Elxandre(m): 10:48am On Mar 11, 2013
The biggest problem is after attending the N20 churches and getting rich, they now move on to the super auditorium churches.. lipsrsealed
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Ways To Remain Poor by Elxandre(m): 10:42am On Mar 11, 2013
Not much ladies commenting here :d but if na top 20 ways to suprise your rich boyfriend, they will be there commenting :p
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairalander You Will Like To Spend A Weekend With? by Elxandre(m): 1:52am On Mar 07, 2013
Staicey definitely
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Killed By Lion During Sex In Zimbabwe by Elxandre(m): 1:03am On Mar 07, 2013
skales: Africans want to copy Oyinbo in everyting and at the end na dem dey quick die

I bet those couple watch too much romantic movies.. Now see what it has cost them. Death!


AFRICA WHERE IS THY CULTURE?
Eme skales abi? Na here you dey? When you go release your album at last? Lmao
Nairaland General › Re: SimonAndal's Farewell by Elxandre(m): 3:17am On Mar 06, 2013
I remember last semester when i missed my exams, i always had this urge to jump off the top floor in school! But it woulda been stupid at best. I would suggest tho you see a psychologist.
Nairaland General › Re: SimonAndal's Farewell by Elxandre(m): 3:13am On Mar 06, 2013
I think you had/have an unhappy home... But i really thought only broke people get depressed...but no matter what happens, being depressed/moody/suicidal doesnt solve a thing.
Phones › Identifying The 512mb Ram Tecno N3 by Elxandre(op): 10:31am On Feb 27, 2013
Just as the topic suggests,how can one identify a tecno n3 with the 512mb ram? I heard the white ones are generally 512mb while the black ones are 256 mb!

Peeps help me out o!
Programming › Re: Developing An Operating System - What Are The Prerequisites by Elxandre(m): 10:29am On Feb 23, 2013
@op. mr gates has an IQ of 160..thats a genius man..he could learn most things if he wants.
Programming › Re: Difference Between Game Developer & Computer Programmer by Elxandre(m): 9:39am On Feb 22, 2013
All these game programming talk sef. How many games have been created by 9ja programmers? My own aim is to launch a groundbreaking app into google play, sell a million copies and move on to bigger things... Mobile tech is the future.
Romance › Re: Should A Lady Do House Chores For Her Boyfriend ? by Elxandre(m): 3:58pm On Feb 20, 2013
Awon greedy girls...what about the guy paying your bills? Is he your husband too...na people like una dey create thread on "why am i still single @40
Webmasters › Re: Nairaland Is The Most Visited Website In Africa... by Elxandre(m): 10:15am On Feb 20, 2013
elampiro: Seun Osewa, why are you media shy?

Linda Ikeji is every where but we don't get to see you.

Any way just be yourself.
The thing dey vex me sef! D linda girl is now feeling like she's richer than mr seun...Oga start showing yourself at events at least a little bit..
Phones › Re: BB Q10 Hot Or Not? by Elxandre(op): 9:19pm On Feb 18, 2013
texazzpete: Also the Z10 isn't that hot featurewise. It's less powerful than the iPhone 5 and several Android devices and lacks the sheer number of quality apps.
Come on that was a typo. I meant z10
And i of course know its not on the same level with an sgs3 or iphone5. I just liked the new os with its brand new interface.. it actually has some power in it. 2gb ram aint a joke as well as having the fastest browser on any phone.. Pls get well informed before making some posts
Phones › BB Q10 Hot Or Not? by Elxandre(op): 12:23pm On Feb 18, 2013
I want you guys to go through gsmarena full review on the q10 and see how hot it is featurewise. http://m.gsmarena.com/blackberry_z10-review-886.php

To be honest its the hottest BB ever and it can really withstand those droids out there.
It can even create QR codes!

So what do you think?

Career › Re: Talent Is Better Than Education by Elxandre(m): 9:25am On Feb 18, 2013
And stop trying to use bill gates as a defence each time. That guy has a superhuman iQ of 161 so he could read and understand anything at home, hence he dropped out..
Career › Re: Talent Is Better Than Education by Elxandre(m): 9:22am On Feb 18, 2013
Some sorta talent needs education. Like if you love working and programming computers, you have to most likely go to school to have an all round knowledge of it.

Well talking about talent i really wish i had successfully taken up football as a career when i was 15 (i remember even meeting the man that brought out rashidi yekini), instead i was distracted trying to get admission into a university. And guess what i got it yrs later, and i could drop out @200L before on friday for lack of funds.. I just keep wondering cos i was really a good footie .

Pls follow your talent when you have the chance and let your education come soon afterwards.
Romance › Re: . by Elxandre(op): 8:34pm On Jan 04, 2013
Abbey2sam: She does,she's just waiting for you to make a move, you don't have to be confuse about that.

Let me teach one simple logic that don't require you toasting her.

Whenever she comes around,after much charting just kiss her accidentaly and see her reaction or her responce.


Very simple, kpata-kpata you apologise if you are in the friendz zone and you mistake that for love grin
Lol not for the meek hearted.
Romance › Re: . by Elxandre(op): 5:34pm On Jan 04, 2013
wetin bring gay talk here?

The op is clearly a guy..
Romance › . by Elxandre(op):
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Phones › Re: 30 -35k Android Phone? by Elxandre(op): 1:33pm On Dec 20, 2012
Gerardcole: I will suggest galaxy ace 2. Or Techno T3(Which is a sure value for money) if you believe there's a difference between Techno and China phones.

I would also suggest Galaxy S but dunno if its still available.
Thanks man. But i dont know if d ace 2 is below 35k and the xperia u woulda been nice since its dual core and sexier than the ace, but it doesnt have a micro sd space.
Phones › 30 -35k Android Phone? by Elxandre(op): 2:18am On Dec 20, 2012
hey nairalanders...need your advice on getting an android phone not more than 30-35 k range.. Oya am waiting for your suggestions o!!
Thanks.
Education › Sikkim Mannipal University Ghana? by Elxandre(op):
I am currently having issues in my school Wisconsin international university college Ghana. So am thinking of switching to Sikkim manipal university Ghana. I Want someone who knows this school in ghana to help me reach a final conclusion.
And is the school small or big and really worthy of being called a school?
I need all your infos asap please.
Phones › Re: Top 5 Nigerian Apps For Android OS by Elxandre(m): 2:42am On Nov 06, 2012
Pleasantme: Pls all,Hubby is getn me a tablet in a week's time BUT we aren't sure of wich...He uses an IPAD2 n kinda complains of its rigidity as regards sum app n all.we were close 2buying Samsung tab 2.0 BUt we hrd deres a samsung note dat is higher cos it can b partitioned n all. We r rily confused as 2which 2get cos deres bn a lot of negative feedback as regards samsung tablets.

I wud aprc8 recommendations for a good tablet wit price estimate! Am an efizzy lover.lol. An actualy wana go for d BEST aving waited for a while!!!
Go for a samsung galaxy tab 10.1 that tab is on druggs...*thank me later*
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Thoughts On Mountain Of Fire And Miracles Church by Elxandre(m): 4:03pm On Sep 22, 2012
slimyem: lol.
My family once signed up for their one week deliverance...
Gosh!
It was hellish!
Imagine being on an empty stomach all day and then you cannot even pray your own style in the evening..you have to shake and jump and swing your arms forcefully before they accept you are actually praying..
I would be praying silently and the ushers would come and shake me aggressively till i feel like falling all in the name of telling me to pray .
After that week,my dad said he wasn't ready to have him arm dislocated from its joint all just he has to pray..and that was the end of our MFM experience!
Actually i dont have time commenting online but i got to reply you on this...
Look when these enemies begin to fight you hard..that you see them every damn time you close your eyes to sleep , Nobody will tell you when you will start fasting for days and praying every minute of the day. Or are you trying to say enemies dont exist? They exist bro and are always at it morning day and night. And how can you prosper when these enemies wont let you be. You are probably a baby christian.. But if you want your life to reach its full potential...Pray like never before and you will be glad you did.
Business › Re: Make "Cool Cash" With Your Mobilephone Directly Into Your 9ja Bank Account by Elxandre(op): 3:57pm On Aug 30, 2012
You people always prefer people who will scam you with their unrealistic offers....and you could actually make more depending on how smart you are. Thats d rule of business "The smatter the better".
Adverts › Make "Cool Cash" With Your Mobile Phone Directly To Your 9ja Bank Account. by Elxandre(op): 1:22pm On Aug 30, 2012
Making money with your mobile phone directly into your nigerian bank account. Yeah
How many times have you been hindered by your lack of PC problem when starting out in the online biz world
This method has been discovered after careful research.
I met a guy last week, who was telling me of his inability to make money online due to his lack of computer access. But after following my guidelines strictly, within 7 days he had already made a stunning N10000 and if you are smarter you can make far more.
And tell me, if you can make that amount a week are you not a big boy?.
So act fast before this business gets flooded with guys.



bonus..
you would also be getting an additional ebook on

"Making money with facebook"

For more details simply visit
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Business › Make "Cool Cash" With Your Mobilephone Directly Into Your 9ja Bank Account by Elxandre(op):
Making money with your mobile phone directly into your nigerian bank account. Yeah
How many times have you been hindered by your lack of PC problem when starting out in the online biz world
This method has been discovered after careful research.
I met a guy last week, who was telling me of his inability to make money online due to his lack of computer access. But after following my guidelines strictly, within 7 days he had already made a stunning N10000 and if you are smarter you can make far more.
And tell me, if you can make that amount a week are you not a big boy?.
So act fast before this business gets flooded with guys.



bonus..
you would also be getting an additional ebook on

"Making money with facebook"

To order for this, pay N1500 into any Bank phb also known as Keystone bank and with the account details

Name George bright

Acct no : 2052443434.

Nb: after payment text your name and teller no to 08166256599 or legendaryelxandre@yahoo.com

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