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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:29am On Aug 06, 2016
Cutehector:
falconey is our bruv mehn, let's vote for him tomoro on d grand finale thread for Mr nairaland. Time is 10am. Thread will be on front page
falconey kor, eagleney nii. You guys don't use your heads at all. You just come and start quoting monikers you don't know from adam.

The next mor0n to quote me for this sh1t gon get it bad.
Science/TechnologyRe: Why Can't We Feel The Earth Spin? by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:07am On Aug 02, 2016
Well done, Tim. Keep up the good work.

Okay, uhm ... just a few inquiries and contribution:

1) Aren't we moving in the same direction as the earth? The analogy of 'you and the mattrass' got me lost.

If two things move in opposite directions, then definitely there will be a very conspicuous change in position of the two bodies with respect to eachother. Except they move in the same direction and at the same speed.


2) I get the gravity and centrifugal forces action which give a net gravity force. However, I don't get how it explains why we can't discern that the EARTH IS SPINNING. (spinning and revolving -- I hope you aren't mixing up the two?).

3) I think the summary of your discourse of why we cannot feel the earth spinning is that our brain cannot just detect the spinning of the earth. This, to me, is a vague explanation.

Why can't our brain detect that the world we're STANDING ON is spinning/rotating ( and also revolving -- I have an explanation for this, though. smiley)?

Imagine the earth as a ginormous ball, and you're standing on it. And the ball is spinning while going round a fixed circle (just an instance though. We know the earths orbit isn't a circle).

Now, that's the earth's movement.
Let's focus on the spinning effect alone.

How is it possible that our brain can't detect it?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:05pm On Jul 30, 2016
Jigsawkillah, I just rewatched the big k vs con battle. It wasn't as if Big k destroyed con. The WHITE crowd were racial in their backings. They ruined the battle and made it seem one sided with their racism.

They weren't even listening to anything con had to say. At a point, they started booing him. Kids!


I'm going to search for the lyrics of the brawl, read them and make my judgement based on that.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:16pm On Jul 29, 2016
ShaqFu:
Just a question, and you laugh? Come on.
hope you know I wasn't laughing at you? smiley... Or, maybe I was wrong in my discernment of why you asked that question.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2016
ShaqFu:
Hey. What's a bar?
Lmfao!
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:29pm On Jul 29, 2016
JigsawKillah:
if you like, claim you wrote it last year, still wack!
Lol.

I couldn't get rusty if the Iron atoms in my body underwent an electrochemical process with the oxygen I take in.




I give you a year to decipher that. cool
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:28am On Jul 29, 2016
JigsawKillah:
you're rusty as hell
That's an Irony. undecided

P.s I wrote that verse as a rebutal to one of bis's drops sometime ago and forgot to post it.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:39pm On Jul 28, 2016
I forgot I wrote this

Ibime:
. . . .

Look. . . I’m running this ring/ Y’all can’t fúck with the King/
If Max step. . . .the Desert Eagle. . . will take him under it’s wing/
So you better duck with ya crew/
I just wrote this in my office to prove I’m tougher than you/
but ya’ll better save the rebuttals. . . .cos I got budgets to do/



oNe
I'll slap this fatso till my hand sticks to his face/

I'm beast in this place/ I'll beat ibime till he's picking a race/

like bacteria, I'm bringing d K./ clips will be sprayed./ skin will be laced with metals like military display!/

I saw his pix; his f*cked up neck din't show/
same direction his skull and belly goes/
he looks like a frog unhealthy to ... Hop on steady toes/

this nigga's so fat, he can't jump off the floor/

yet he talking tough/ Ironically, fat niggas always have a timid fuck1ng c0ck/

b1tches say his d1ck is invisible like the girl in fantastic four/


I don't like bis, I'd rather stay jobless/

and while I stay jobless, I'll aim four techs/

shoot clips at bis like plays on set/


i'mma bring tha gun in/ to uplift him when the clips are popping/ It's like PLAYING DANGER DASH when i'm trigger-clutching/ one flick of ma finger takes this b1tch @ss jumping/



we gassed you! We don't think your lyric sick

you ain't got disses, b1tch.

we only see beef in your flows, when you rinsing meat


fvck it!

I kill the best with my disrespect

you just a fat @ss nigga with t1ts n breasts

I bring wits to flex. You bring sh1ts compared.

Your punches softer than bread and flour meal that's wet.

You couldn't drop hard shits, if you only eating bread

...
Listen, twerp

Stop claiming you teaching vets

or I'll bag everyone in your school like fishing net


Then I hop in ya hood with forty gats

I'll bring your whole street to an end; that's a cul de sac



max-cray
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m):
darkenedrebel:
. . . . .swimming ko swimming ni. . . . . grin
Con should have worded that bar from this (swimming) angle. It still doesn't change the fact that con was better in round 1.



As I said, I have a working knowledge of everything that has to do with HOLLYWOOD and the entertainment industry. You think I wouldn't know about the Jerry Springer show?
Don't think you are talking to your regular run-of-the-mill Nigerian here.
Run your lips all you want; prior to this controversial discussion, you didn't have an Idea about what he meant. If you did, you would have given him more credit than I did.

No single bar in KOTD, URL, Nairaland or any frigging rap platform at all has ever gone over my head[Unless it's of one of those Warriblood's wuruwuru bars grin grin].
stop lying. Prior to now, con's bars eluded your cognitive ability. grin why else would you think magic won round one?

My point is if I didn't talk about the Jerry Springer line it's because I thought it was wack or average. . . . .and it is you that Con's bars flew over his head considering the fact that you don't know that Con was referencing the movie 'different folks' and not swimming.
Like I said before; If, initially, that bar didn't fly over your head, you would have even given him more credit than I did.

It's simple common sense, Elymax. . . . . .simple common sense and spatial reasoning. Swimming is a white dominated sport in the United States and its viewership comprises mainly of Caucasians. Why would Con make references to a sport that is not popular among the Blacks, especially since he is rapping in a room full of niggas?. . . . . .common sense, Elymax. . . .common sense.
This is a dumb and paralysed syllogism. So, because swimming is dominated by the whites, battle rappers consider referencing the sport impolitic?

Do you know how many url/kotd battlers have played 'back strokes' using different swimming angles?


I would give Conceited round two. I liked his caramel bar,the line about Rodney King and the Angela Simmons bar. They were not as generic as what he dropped in round one. His round one was the worst of his rounds.
The rodney king and angela simmons bars were hot. On the other hand, the caramel bar was flawed.

"It will take nothing BUT A FINGER" to PUT IT ALL IN THIS NIGGA; . . .

the butterfinger play would have been nice in a different word-environment. The context in which it was used crippled its effect.

Look at that line again and notice that it is "faggish".

Did you see the crowd reaction to that particular bar? Did you see magic? He guffawed @ the silly bar.


Well, sometimes, I give round two to con. Some other times, I think it's a tie.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m):
darkenedrebel:
Are you Asian?
You did a good job reading a literal meaning to that. Clap for yaself.

Oh no. . .it had everything to do with the argument. You committed a post hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy and I had to point it out.
Stop using words/languages you barely understand. This is Immaterial to the argument.


I don't have cotton wool in my ear. Besides, cotton wool does not germinate in the ears. Cerumen is what can be found in the ears. That's the type of thing you ought to know. . . . .considering the fact that you're a science student.
Not again. If at your age you couldn't discern that that was a simple figure of speech, I wonder how you would be able to decipher intrinsic creativity underlying in bars (without going to seek help in rap forums/sites) grin

It is insane to play four with folk but commendatory to play you far with jaffar?
You're talking moonshine.
he didn't play four with folk.

I will admit that I was wrong. But only in terms of the angle where the punch was coined from.

However, you were also wrong. In a bid to demean his plays vis-a-vis magic, you said he played folks/fours. What he played was foes/fours which is pardonable. cool



FYI, Americans usually pronounce the word four as foe. . . . .especially the Afro-Americans.
To play fours with folks is a pardonable reach.
Americans don't pronounce four as foe. Some of this rappers only do that in order to play with words.

You made it hard for me to believe because of your insistence that he played fours/folks. If you had said fours/foes at the outset, I probably wouldn't have stretched it this far. No time.

And besides, why are you arguing whether or not Conceited played four/folk?
It's on geniuslyrics.com. Type this in whatever search engine it is that you use: conceited vs b-magic lyrics. Click on the result that has the word 'genius' in it. When you do that go to the part of the lyrics that Con talked about 'raising different folks' then click on it. The site would explain the bar for you when you do so. And mind you, geniuslyrics works in conjunction with artistes, rappers etc so every explanation you would get there is 100% legit.
gringrin... You have done your homework well this time around. Nonetheless, it was foes not folks.


I knew he wasn't talking about swimming because I have a working knowledge of all that matters in the universe. grin
shattap, mr man. You went to check it out immediately I posted the bar to ascertain its meaning.

You understood a bar that referenced a movie that was shot before you came into existence. Yeah, right.

And don't rebut this by saying you had researched it before this argument, or give some other shitty excuse. grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:50pm On Jul 16, 2016
MOSflame:
ya am coming from hell my niqqa am so HOT/
my flow wanna make you get heart(art) attack like GUNSHOT/.
I make you niqqaz you smile like you just graduated with 1st class from d university b4 i take the SNAPSHOT/

you gays dared me so it's(hits) a must you feel my RAGE/.
you gays too wack y'all are in BONDAGE/
crack your bones into pieces like CARTILAGE/
lyrics on RAMPAGE/
lock(luck) you up inside BAGGAGE/.

I feel like killing you niqqaz with 5 bars like nas...like food still on fire I leave you UNDONE/
feet kick you asshole like VAN-DAMN/
I can never be DETHRONE/
your flows aren't loud and clear enuf go make use of MEGAPHONE/

whenever am in dark mood I make d day becomes dark like ECLIPSE/
you gays better bow to me now before I bring on the APOCALYPSE/
am dat frosh guy your niqqaz in your hood with your boo wanna GLIMPSE/

than(dan) hurricane(hurry kane) my flows causes more DEVASTATION/.
I killed jude before he could see REVELATION/
you niqqaz failed(fade) all my exams you still hoping for ADMISSION/.
killing dopeheads niqqaz am responsible for their ASSASSINATION/

Am always on point like DECIMAL/
if you niqqaz try behave ABNORMAL/
I will slaughter you and feed your body to the vulture cos you are already a dead ANIMAL/
my flows stand to be the best among the rest OPTIMAL/....... Piss Out
Nigga pleeaase gringrin


I see some potential in you, though. That vicious, aggresive flow; I see it building up in you. You just have to read bars from d0pe guys in order to learn how it is PROPERLY done. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:17pm On Jul 13, 2016
gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin;
MOSflame:
I spit dangerous(danger us)bars/we flirting with new cars/u niqqaz aren't constant you varies like gas/amma devour you niqqaz like a wounded lion/I flow so dope like hiv my flows causes more infection/chilling in a Manson with many medallion/am punctual like the clock/60mins I came in and broke d deadlock/am like de gea on goal every attempt am ready to block/to d haters u better add(hard) more beef to your diet/if you dare(dear) beef me like graveyard amma make you quite/dribbling you niqqaz like Dimitri payet/I make you niqqaz beg for mercy cos my flow more dangerous like syphilis/so you murderfuckas should go on your knees/I amma make busy like market (ma kate) women in metropolis/dis niqqaz too annoying get me cane dy must be flog/killing dis haters no need for dialogue(dialog)/killing shit from way back/u niqqaz should move back while I lead(lid) the counterattack/punching you in d chest till u develop hunchback/barbeque ur brain organs for lunchpack/hitting d air(ear)wave I with dope soundtrack
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:12pm On Jul 13, 2016
MOSflame:
ya I hv been kicking faggotz ass since 1997/dope became (bee came) my second name when I was eleven/my punchlines have send millions emcees to heaven/Amma bake u niqqaz like bread made from oven/anytym am on Mic I spit fire for mouth like Dragon/playing down the real(reel) shit this(diss) dickrider still(steel)wanna drag-on/anytym I pull out my gun(gone) haters(eight tax) be on d run/I leave d trash for lawna and d real damage(damn-age)for my goons to be done(don)/niqqaz say they are feeling(filling)so high(eye) maybe they are on weed/Amma shook dem in the eye till dy start to bleed/u niqqaz are d disciples while am jesus(j-source)so u better(bet her)follow my lead/hardcore,dopeheads dats wat I breed/u better don't test(text) me, obedient is better dan sacrifice... so take heed....thA boss
wariblood reincarnated!

gringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringringrin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:53am On Jul 13, 2016
darkenedrebel:
This isn't truculence or obstinacy. This is me whooping your áss like Joe Jackson. Except, unlike Joe, I'm doing mine with logic and facts, not belts.
Is this a brawl? This, although not my wish, is an argument. Hence, the use of WHOOP is totally out of place. If it were a brawl, we all know what the outcome would be. wink


That would be the straw man fallacy, not post hoc. Know the difference.
Nah! Don't speak latin to an asian if you're not ready to hear his chinese.

I simply served you a dose of your own medicine. The latin clause had nothing to do with this argument, in this first place.

It had nothing to do with swimming. He was making a reference to a sitcom that used to air in the '80s.
lolololol. You must have cotton wool germinating in your ears for you to think con played folk/four. grin Why would any sane person play four with folk?

Who told you he was making a movie reference and not swimming?

As I said earlier he wasn't talking about swimming. He was referencing the 1985 American Sitcom titled 'Different Strokes'. The one that had Gary Coleman in it.
This is an arbitrary inference. A shot in the dark. You have nothing to back up your claim.


How can you think something is better and more complex when you don't even understand the bars and are muddling up the references? Next you will say is that Con was referencing Jeffrey Dahmer killing 25 Caucasian virgins in the swimming pool. grin
Little wonder why you thought magic had that round: Most of con's bars went over your head. I'm sure you didn't also understand the jerry springer line, so, you didn't reply that.

Your opinion, not mine.
Yeah. After all, it's always different strokes for different folks.


By the way, you voted 2 - 1 in favor of magic. So, which round do you think con won if not round 1?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:54am On Jul 09, 2016
Cc darkenedrebel

Smh. I know you're the unyielding and uncompromising type. So, let's not stretch this argument past its elastic limit.

But, permit me to address just one 'post hoc' assertion I spotted in your post:

you said con played four/folks... Where did you hear or see that?


" I'm the type to RAISE TWO BLACK FOURS to niggas like DIFFERENT STROKES."

That was a swimming and gun pun worded to maximum effect with the endline similie.

He didn't utter 'four' itself as a homophone of 'folk'. Rather, four there was a homonym:

Four -- number

four -- Gun

In swimming, number four is raised (I think to indicate the four strokes of swimming or whatever. I'm not swimming inclined, but I usually see them raise up 4's.).

I told you con's bars in that round were more complex and better, but you don't want to succumb to the fact that I was correct, and you were wrong.

The bars you posted were nice; I loved them. Regardless, con's were better (in that round).

Shalom...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:13am On Jul 08, 2016
darkenedrebel:
That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc and cannot be accepted as a valid line of argument.
I Ascribed the wrong cause to an event, you say?

Now, latin aside, if you pay a scrupulous attention to my words, you would effortlessly discern the underlying meaning. That wasn't a pemise, it was an analogy.

Besides, we are talking about Rap Battles here. How did the 'All Progressive Compass''{APC} find its way into the discourse? grin.
Your parallel is too tangential.
[quote]grin at "all progressive compass"

Yes, indeed, we're talking about rap battles. Be that as it may, a speaker has an infinite leeway to make an analogy from any work of life.

Recently, Donald trump made some citations from the cartoon -- Frozen.

[quote]No it didn't. Not to me anyway.



It was actually the set-up, not the punchline. The punchline was: 'sex on the beach; this bitch gon' get laid in dirt'



Does puns alone win you a first round? I hardly think so.

And technically, metaphors are more harder to generate than puns.
Not puns alone, but puns mixed with metaphors:

*until you see that 'ratchet show' like 'bad girl's club'
....

* twin guns, I'll fill drums, and you'll lift 'em both

I'm the type to raise 'two black fours' to niggas 'like different strokes'.



It was sick to you because that was the first time you heard something like that.

Math Hoffa used the 911 bar in a different way against Dizaster so when Con spat it again it had lost the wow factor.
well . . .


Majority of them were and they sure were more innovative than those of Conceited.
citing them won't be a bad idea.



Charron used something similar against Magic. Charlie Clips did too.
'something similar' undecided


Now you're beginning to skip like a broken CD. Because you do not share the same frame of reference as Darkrebel does not mean his style is flawed.

It beggars description how you can even claim that all my movie references are individualistic and too esoteric to grasp. 'Bad Boys 2' is more popular than 'Star Trek' or '50 Shades Of Grey?' really?. . . now you're really stretching credulity to its limits.

Few days ago you told Reyginus that you hadn't seen '50 Shades Of Grey' when I made a reference to it some five months ago in the Nairaland cypher. Which means you thought it was not a 'popular movie', right?

Herein lies the aporia in your initial contention about my metaphors being too inside baseball:

1. The novel '50 Shades Of Grey' had sold 125 million copies worldwide by June 2015

2. The novel '50 Shades Of Grey' has been translated into over 40 different languages

3. Despite the generally unfavorable reviews that the movie adaptation of '50 Shades Of Grey' received, it was still the flavor of the month for about 5-6 weeks after it premiered.

It was even banned from Nigerian cinemas and generated a whirlpool of controversies. Heck! there was even a Nairaland front-page story about a girl's undies that was found in the theater after she and her boyfriend went to see '50 Shades Of Grey' at Shoprite. Supposedly left behind by the girl after her boyfriend caught the Tunnel Carpal Syndrome from painstaking hours of boring his fingers deeply into her yin-yang.

So you see, because you do not catch my references first-hand does not mean it is too 'byzantine and recondite'.
I never condemn your referencing star trek. I can't even recall when you did that.

50 shades of grey isn't more popular than bad boys 2. This post of yours implies that, in fact: it's been banned here and there. The truth is, only those who are really into movie watching are familiar with the film.

If I wasn't someone who constantly scours the web for info, I wouldn't know what 50 shades of grey means till today.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:37am On Jul 07, 2016
Limerick:
yo thanks
Would you be kind enough to post the lyrics.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Signature, Does It Mean Anything To You? by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:24pm On Jul 06, 2016
princedami:
I just like that of SleekyShug.a tosyne2muc,h and ELYMAXiimu.s .

And also the best: MizMyco.li 's. That got me thinking deeply and meditating. wink smiley
Wow. Thanks a ton.


@Op, thanks. It's a saying I thought of and used in one of my writings.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:20pm On Jul 06, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Why is Arsonal not on your top5?
Aint he good?
He's retired now, isn't he.

Even prior to his retirement, he couldn't make my top 10 list.

I don't like his style. They say he has the most views -- that's the only thing I hear him talk about in his battles.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:01pm On Jul 06, 2016
darkenedrebel:
And you are entitled to your own beliefs but bear it in mind that 90% of rap-battle fans that are diametrically opposed to the opinions of the 10% that are of the belief that Con trounced Magic in Round One{of which you fall in} cannot all be wrong.
The majority may carry the vote. Notwithstanding, the majority aren't always right. For example, the 'change agents' Nigerians thought will be the 'transformers' of the nation turned out to be reverse transformers.


The slow-it-downs became donkey work to listen to after a while.
yeah, you're right: it became stale in the later rounds, not in round 1!!!

" I won't even go to church With a pastor ratchet

The Deacon be singing, let us pray. bow your head when we amen,"

SLOW IT DOWN, I just dissed you!

I said, "pass the rachet. The D can be singing.

Let us spray. We'll bow your head when we aiming!!!"

This literally obliterated every pun magic spat hitherto.

Con had better word plays in Round One? Gordon Bennett!

All those sophomoric, frail and over-cheered double entrendres is what you rate above this:

I grab the tools, 'bout to act a fool, like it's April 1st
Fifth'll blow, lift your soul, this is no day in church
Sex on the beach; this biitch gon' get laid in dirt
See the way you degrade con's plays just to give magic a higher hand.

I can't believe you rate a line that even Nigerian kids recite: april fool/ april first. grin

the lines worthy of mention there are the penultimate and the last lines.


A good line but it doesn't beat this: Walberg and Denzel, nigga; I brought two guns
So do somethin', don't say I ain't tell him
I'll stick him up with the Dillinger like Baby Face Nelson
The lines here are metaphors/similies. They have no pun infused in them (like con's).
...

Do you watch The jerry springer show? 'cause if you do, you would so much love this bar:

Con: Y'all know this nigga's B Magic, Black Magic, June, that's real rap

But this nigga's real name is Jerry Douglas grin

That's not a punchline,

Crowd: that's real fact!!!

Oh, what, you thought that I didn't know?

Infrareds on top of hammers, beams with the scope

You gonna see a bunch of ratchets and rednecks
On Jerry
like "the Springer Show"

dayuuuuuummmmnnnn!!! grin

This is a contender for the best punch of the battle!

Who still plays plain with plane in this century? That oronym is over-flogged!
The emphasis, here, shouldn't be solely on plane/plain as a wordplay, but rather, on the the whole phrase: too plain in the building like the trade center!

Two planes crashed into a trade center sometime ago.

It was sick!!!


A good bar but it is too inside baseball.

How many people in the crowd or those watching via pay per view or even those watching the replay version are aware that Swave's father has only one arm? That's why the bar fell flat.
Lol. See how this guy keeps using one excuse or the other to relatively degrade con's punchlines. So, all magic's bars were instantly comprehended by listeners?


Magic/Nothing out of the cap. . . .this has been worded differently by the many rappers that have gone up against Magic. How was it a hay-maker?
I have watched almost all of magic's battles, and I am yet to see where that was used against him, in any form.

This is crack. But isn't it slightly bit hypocritical how you have conniption fits when Magic references movies but yet give darkrebel the rocket when he makes movie references?
Darkrebel should learn to make references from only VERY popular movies/series like magic does it. at least, we've all watched two guns, terminator 2, bad boys 2, Etc.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:14pm On Jul 05, 2016
Limerick:
Giyaz.z all the way na!! Them dey talk am twice? You know we got you blood!!! wink
Nice track grin.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:32pm On Jul 05, 2016
Danny myers vs gjonaj gringringrin
myers just made his way into my top 5 battlers.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:59am On Jul 05, 2016
kr0ne:
Limerick!! grin Gaddamnit! Even Busta would be jealous right now.

Dude, create a thread for that track; I'd implore Mynd44, Lalasticlala and Muki to take it to front page. Shiit is dope, bro!
Baba how far? Your presence for here don turn diamond: it's scarce.

By the way, If I download that track and get disappointed, I shall sue you for 'Hypejury'.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:42pm On Jul 04, 2016
darkenedrebel:
You heard Jigsaw, you're the only one who thinks Con won the first round. A lot of people think Magic body-bagged him in Round One. Why not take a cursory glance at the comment section on YouTube.
well, I'm not 'a lot of people'. I still maintain my stance.

The slow-it-downs and other wordplays from con were better than magic's. Maybe you didn't dig those bars. Con was spitting similies, mets and wordplays concurrently, line after line in that round one.

E.g, what you gonna do when that gat burst slug?

Until you see that "ratchet show" like "bad girl's club"

.......

It ain't no secret, f@ggot; my style is way better

your style is "two plane (too plain) in the building" like "the trade center"

everybody can get this 'techs': it's like a chain letter

for the smallest of problems, let hollows from the k stretch ya

you gon see one arm pop: swave sevah

.......

This particular bar was a haymaker even though it got little crowd reaction:

you ain't dumping out the strap

you only running out your trap

how is your name MAGIC and you still ain't PULLING NOTHING OUT THE CAP?


This got me jumping, before ( or was it after the slow-it-down?): I'm the type to raise "two black fours" to niggas like "different strokes"!

Damn!

Etc.

While Magic was ptyalizing embers, Con was busy spitting generic bars like Beyonce and Blue Ivy. You can tell the crowd gassed Con a little in that first round. That Cavalier/LeBron James bar sealed Con's fate right from the word go.
con was gassed in that round, but if we overlook that, we would see that he out-punched bmagic in that round.


And also the usage of assonance. You know that part where he said "St. Louis where we shooting em boys"? He was actually referencing"Michael Brown". . .that black teenager that was shot by that White Cop(Darren Wilson). So that sort of imparted gravity to the bar.

That's one thing I like about B-Magic, his bars border on current affairs and forces you to keep your finger on the pulse of things.
No debate here. The bar was nice.


Trying to pass "get you far" and "jaffar" as oronyms is reaching. Come on, didn't you hear the crowd's reaction to that bar. It was wackity wack! Even Magic flashed Con a sardonic look upon hearing that bar.
I don't judge based on crowd reaction. If you follow the crowd, you'll get lost. Wasn't it the same crowd that hailed magic's "nonsense/nine cents", "man, con/ mankind" etc. Con had better plays.


Its not as grievous as that of Conceited. It's forgivable.
no it isn't. I like looking at that bar from the angle that it isn't a wordplay: to "keep the beef fresh," I brought something "aluminium" for you. Simple.

His battle with Canibus was commendable though. . . .then everything went downhill from there. He appeals to the white surburbites and is marketable, that's why Organik allows him feature in KOTD.
I don't like rushing delivery. What saved him was that canibus choked.


Right.



Try watching his brawl with Miles West.



I don't think he's wack. I just don't dig the preacher style he's trying to copy from lux. Plus he's almost never serious. When he's serious he's a beast e.g his battle with Disaster.

What's wrong in doing monosyllabic rhymes? Rap is an art not science. However an individual chooses to express his/herself is totally up to him/her and it should be done without inhibition. Neither should their work always be moulded to the particulars of a set paradigm. If he conveys his bars better monosyllabically then it should be appreciated .
doing one syllables in this jet age is laziness, IMO. Come on, they get paid to give their best


Mennnn you're missing a lot.

Kid Twist, Cheddar Cheese, Bender, Henry Bowers etc

Those guys are monsters. [size=18pt]I see a lot of their bars in Coôgar's former battles[/size] though eg 'I'll drill a hole in you like a female bike seat"(this was from Los Pesci)

If I take your girl to the movies and buy her some grape drink and fries/I'll be getting brains on the cinema seat like when Abe Lincoln died/

Even that "the Coóg is here(heir), shake the hand of your replacement" was purloined from Bender in his battle with Arcane.



Those dudes are cut-to-the-chase. Just give it the old college try as they say. Watch one of their brawls before writing them off.

I recommend Bender vs Arcane. Thank me later.
grin grin

All right, I'll watch them in my leisure.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:49pm On Jul 04, 2016
JigsawKillah:
you're the only one i know who's tied that brawl
Yes o. I initially gave it to con. Then, after watching 3 more times, I gave it to magic. Then, I watched again and it was looking like con won. Again, I watched, and it was like magic got this one. grin And the trend just kept (and keeps) going like that; I can't pick a winner.


the slowest rhymer i know is clips and maybe ave. daylyt's a better rhymer than most. you haven't been watching daylyt and you definitely haven't been catching his lyrics. he recently made danny myer's top 10 pen. he manages to infuse punchlines in his setups and storylines and most times, you have to wait till the end to get his punchline. if day decides to rap, he's got no match. go watch his third against shorty horroh, his second against clips, his third against the saurus, daylyt vs chilla, day vs madchild etc those are just the prominent ones.
I don't know about ave, but, come on, clips rhymes far better than day. Although he stretches sometimes, he does some really cool multis.

I've watched enough of daylyt's battles. The only time he did well, and I reiterate, was in his first round against clips:

"Get your @ss popped on cam: you like to twerk. Lololol.

I liked those one liners.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:39pm On Jul 04, 2016
JigsawKillah:
i normally watch battles when everyone else sleeps....download a better format, not those your 3gp grin grin
Guy, Post link, you dey tell me story. Shey na midnight dey make d tin clear? grin

you no fit epp sef. If na coogar now, hin go don fyn better link serve me asap. I miss thecrook. grin

bigg k is a beast any day, street raw punchlines, smooth flow and delivery....go listen to Head Ice ft bigg k - let me in
k did his stuff on a beat...that nigga is a beast. his flow is comparable to only magic's or so i thought
A track? Hmm... I don't listen to their tracks. No time.


lux is not a joy to watch anymore




I'm beginning to think you have a problem with hearing grin if chilla isn't audible, then who is? diz? gjonaj?
I'm sure emaprince would agree with me on this one. Hahaha! Even Emaprince says he sounds like he has a frog in his throat grin.

nitty is the truth....writaz block! went toe to toe with magic, arsonal, bagged an impressive ave. he's got alot on his cv right now. clips is dead already. clips is depreciating, i wanna see nitty vs roc
I can't find nitty vs clips. Let me search for him against magic...
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:11pm On Jul 04, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Your verdict
TIE!
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:05pm On Jul 04, 2016
darkenedrebel:
It was fire!

B-magic won 2-1 IMO. He won the first and the third round.

I mean, look at these bars: Turn up, from where they movin', lootin', and shootin' that boy
St. Louis truest, you seen the news and we shootin' them toys
Give me room and I'm movin' on you and your unit of yours
To keep the 'beef fresh', I brought something 'aluminum for you(foil}'


Got a pine box in the cemetery, Con should go visit
This bittch is bleeped behind these bars; conjugal visit
for me, it's a TIE. First round goes to con; second was tied; third goes to magic. smiley

I like that aluminium foil bar because of its flow. The conjugal visit, though. grin


How can you like that? It was one of Con's wackest bars.

How does get you far and jaffar qualify as oronyms?
come on, we all know the two are not palatable on paper. However, this was an audio battle; ergo, a little twist of tongue is permissible. wink

if you condemn that, what would you then say about bmagic's "for you/ foil"?

One of the reasons Dizaster would continue to bore me until Jesus returns. Nuccas just don't understand. Rap battle is about punchlines not personals.
LOL. Dizaster and lux: two rappers that make me sleep faster than sleeping pills.

Trust me, that sh+t doesn't bore you more than it bores me.

Why would you base your verse on discrete personals, when you know that you have international audience whom aren't familiar with your local happenings?

Perhaps his accent eludes you? His style is very unorthodox so I can understand if you don't dig it. But I do. His battle with Calicoe was classic!

Watch his battle with Miles West and you'd know what I'm talking about.
I discern perfectly everything he says; but, at the end of the day, it's one unfamiliar personal or the other he's talking about.


Really? If you don't do punchlines then how can you be battling at the very top in the rap-battle circuit.

If you don't think Lux does punchlines then listen to Daylyt. . . . .to be honest I don't know if Daylyt is usually rapping or reciting memorized bible verses.
lmfao! Hahahahaha. Prior to now, I thought I was the only one who thought daylight was the wackest rapper of all time. The only time he did something quite okay was against charlie clips. That first round of his is the only 'okay verse' I've caught from him.

Nigga still does monosyllabic rhymes in this 21st century.


I haven't watched it though but I can foretell what Clips would bring. . . . his usual package, some corny puns, basic word association, and then try to sway the crowd with his alpha-male delivery to make it sound better than it really is.



I think I have but it's been a really long time though.

Caustic is not funnier than Pat Stay though. . . . . . .or Kid Twist and Cheddah Cheese.
I haven't watched any of these guys' battles. I skip them. I don't like 'story battlers'. The brawls I watch are those of cut-to-the-chase battlers like: 100 bullets, bigk, con, magic, aye verb (showtime), etc.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:32pm On Jul 04, 2016
JigsawKillah:
bigg k decimated conceited to the extent that con didn't know what else to say....i don't like watching that battle.
lmao. Seriously? I stopped watching the battle quarter way when I watched it. Crowd noise and bad sound quality made it hard to hear their words verbatim.

I don't know how you managed to hear them correctly. The youtube version I watched was egregiously excrutiating. Pls post a link to the one you viewed.

bigg k can go all punchlines like he did against magic, he can also mix a little jokes and story telling like he did against caustic.
bigg K is a mad man na. cheesy that battle with caustic has got to be the most hillarious brawl I've watched. When he saw how funny caustic was, he also brought in some drop-pan humour!

What I loved most about it is, he didn't because of the jokes stretch; he maintained his flow. Bigg k is debatably my N0. 1 battler.

I have watched only one of lux's battles and it was against clips, which in my opinion, he lost. but if you could relate to the personals, and the way some of them are used, you will fall in love with it.
I don't like lux. I'd rather go with imperial leather grin.


Seriously, though, I don't really feel him. He's battle against calicoe was mediocre, IMO. Take away the proclaimed personals and his verse is utter balderdash.

Anyway, I'll check out his battle against clips.


check chilla vs saga....chilla's round 3 was personal filled and won the whole battle.

nitty always comes with punchlines, and charlie looks like he's lost it too. I can't wait for nitty vs tay roc
Chilla's voice is somehow. He doesn't sound audible.

Don't know anything about rum nitty, yet. Clips blows hot and cold: he's good today; tommorrow, he's doing some wack@ss freestyle.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:45am On Jul 03, 2016
darkenedrebel:
Same here. The sound quality, the crowd reaction, Con's punchlines, B-Magic's metaphors. . . .everything was superb!
Only Charlie Clips vs T-Rex comes close or maybe Charlie Clips vs Loaded Lux.
I'm telling you. What about the flow? Sick!

You know, their styles are the kind I like: straight punches through.

Too many quotables in this particular battle. Hehe, con accused bmagic of jacking his style. I love this:

"That's why we'll never know who the hell you are

how does it feel to steal everything like aladin ..... And it still didn't getcha far? (get jaffar) grin...


Bigg k vs conceited ought to have been exhilarating as this one if not for the execrable sound quality.

I love punchline-filled battles! I don't like personal-filled battles; I hardly relate to their references. I believe most of them are just fabricated stories.

This is why I don't like loaded lux. In my own opinion, he's overhyped! I haven't caught any real bar from him.
I doubt he does punchlines undecided. He's always telling one fabricated story or the other.

Let me check out nitty vs clips; I hope they had punchlines.

Have you watched bigkk vs caustic? Caustic is one funny dude grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:35pm On Jul 02, 2016
darkenedrebel:
. . . . . let's take a trip down memory lane. . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVdSmt0TrWA
My battle of all time...

Watching....
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:58pm On Jun 26, 2016
Nodding ma head.
Still busy, though. Can't write bars yet.

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