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Rap Battles › Re: Nairaland Rap Battle Section Awards Nomination List 2015 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:08pm On Dec 31, 2015*

Nice initiative. Kudos to giyazz nd kr0ne. cool

The categories are not complete na. The list is too short.

Here,

* Best battle host of the year

* Best wordplayer of the year

* Humourous lyricist of the year

* verse of the year

* textcee with the best flows of the year

* duck of the year

* most hardworking member of the year

* chatter of the year

* tourney of the year. . .

* e-fight/quarrel of the year

* the next rated.

Cc giyazz. Airmark. Bye.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:32pm On Dec 24, 2015

... Continued

step to me, and get left in a dust bin/
you'll be f*cking dead: sex with a zombie/

saw ur pix, you look like sloth in ice age/ funny, but don't let this f*cking nine spray,/ f@g, cos i'll split 7 into 7: that's 49 gays/

since you want my crown, you're getting capped/ aim blades at your head, though ur hair is already barbed/

i'ma give you a heavy slap/ that will stretch ur neck than a fierce giraffe/

i brought deadly macs/ 10 x 2: you getting 20 caps/

i'll 'put it all in your head' like brainwashing/
i'll come bust your head: brain squashing?/
flaming skull; i'll combust your head: brain torching/

see, i'm known for insane punching/ you're just some inane goblin/ looking for the d"cks he craves sucking/
i would take your head, but ... You aint zidane, noggin/

my punches, mets and even the plays scorching/ this is your funeral; guys, join as we pray for him/
he's getting put in the ground like grenades stuffing/

i'm dropping this piece of garbage: remains dumping/
he'd better run. But if he stays talking/ a punch will shift his mouth to the east; like supporting biafra/.... Who said he walks with the maffias?/ bruce would be GORED ABOVE ALL ... If he's forming he's alpha/

these clips in packs are used to groove/
you're getting a whole pack ... Worse than group of wolves/

hop in your house; shoot ur roof/ bruce will run ...... from this joker's brutal move/

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:58pm On Dec 24, 2015

007Bruce:
Coogar smoked the gee/ like the ho's the weed/. . . how are you travelling abroad. . .When your bars were never over C's?/
im do pe you see/ so show respect!/ 'for i blow your neck/ i never called you out . . Cos your lines dont connect!!/

ya dead!

Over c? Call & lines don't connect, and so on:

everything you spit is generic/ you lack star writtens; your texts be needing asterics/ you spit fillers until we sleepy, a steady/ nooze is what we get, when you scripting ur metas/

but chill, let's talk about how you swinging ur p£nis/

you copy bis and suck his nuts, saying, "his cum makes me annointed"/

you and your mates have had your D1cks avoided

so, bis is whom your D's appointed?

well, i ain't Disappointed

so long as it ain't me your D's are pointed ... at

i mean, you can get angry at me/ for not allowing you handle ma D/
last night, you prolly walked around naked ... Like adam and eve/
you're an animal, b, . . . We shouldn't be chatting, ma G/
'cause i wouldn't talk to animals . . . if i married barbie/

you this northerner, fronting with ur abok1 rap/ better go head cows, or i'm loading arms/ get blown n cracked/
deep my hand in ur chest; give ya broken heart/
I go carry your heart go: naomi mac/

get whacked with shields/ then caps refilled/ blast is reeled/
we'll see 'bruce is' everywhere like a battle field/

to be continued...

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:06am On Dec 22, 2015

Hmm who to diss?

Quickee.....

max --- motherfucking --- cray!!!

puns? The super player/ .. brawls? The coogar slayer/ i'll grip my superb sprayer/ surely., i'll grace. your home and start clapping;..... Uuhm, goodness prayer/

i'mma screw & maim ya/
you'll get your head knocked on the floor; ..... Jumat prayer/

punchgod!!!

Who's good and crayer? Which fool's insaner? Which stup1d wailer?.

See my punch? It's vibrant, a stunner/
a hit will have you experiencing a "free fall", like naira to dollar/

see, i punch with precision/ like, "i'll smack your nose, till one of your nostrils is missing"/... So who's fronting n dissing? .... You spew and breathe fire? .... When i whack your chest; ... Your lungs be retreating/
bruce forming his sickening? ... How? .... Are y'all feeling the nonsense he's scripting?
Raise up your hand if you like the rubbish he's spitting/

he's scared, he's ducking this villain/ because i would son him in the ring/ he aint hot with his freezing/ the punches he bringing/ are from the childish idioms he's been reading/

oldskul nigga, here's a form of his written:
"i'm taking him out/ i'm flaming the lout/
i get raised above the heavens, he gets razed to the ground/"

see? Lazy nigga,/ ... it's easy to do what you do, .. that style's achaic, wigga/.... you spit eighty fillers... So, for that, you expect praises? Dreamer./ no wonder, when you faced the killer, bis, ... He thought you were a janitor; he took you straight to the cleaners/

but f*ck that though, you're still ma boy, gee/ wink

... Same as bis, krone, kim and all ye/ who're scared ta brawl me/

s.o to giyaz, choosing 2016 to brawl me, .. he'll be drilled n speared/ i would love it to be this year/
cos it's christmas already, i brought knives for splitting here/
i need a gift to share./

*sleeps off* embarassed

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:09pm On Dec 21, 2015

Merry christmas in advance, guys.

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Rap Battles › Re: ¤¤¤DARKREBEL VS RAPLINX¤¤¤[LOR Title Match][new Thread] by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2015

Raplinx:
Total Scores.
Raplinx—5 votes
Darkrebel—0 votes.
So its now obvious that this is a T.K.O, Raplinx won after 1 week of voting!
And since Darkenedrebel has been banned for biting, Mikuz/Airmark, take, he'll still get another ban for losing this brawl cos that was his terms so we both agreed on that!
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Remember this section must be disciplined so every Mc is expected to Keep their words, so pls U mods Airmark/Mikuz shud respect this match by banning Darkenedrebel Aka Classyalabolas after he had served his ban for biting!

match ended
winner — Raplinx

you needn't have voted for me, you know? I can't remember voting in this brawl.

Science/Technology › Re: Odd Facts About Water That Might Quench Your Curiosity by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:01pm On Dec 06, 2015

princemi:
I actually do not believe it, else y would medical experts keep emphasising 'take a lot of water daily' ??

yes, but gradually. Not at once. You can't drink, say, 10litres of water at once and expect not to be hospitalised. The water You take in is to keep the osmotic pressure of your blood constant, too much of it will disturb and cause an imbalance in the regulation of your body fluids.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:42am On Dec 06, 2015

cao:
Y'all just keep rolling with the lyrical punches. Kudos.

mrs sassy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Sunderland (3 - 1) On 5th December 2015 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:14pm On Dec 05, 2015

mukina2:
be like ya'll looking for urgent holidays

Christianity Etc › Re: Look! God Caught By A Telescope Creating A New Planet by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:29pm On Dec 05, 2015

johnydon22:

Even though i was almost blown off my seat by the stack naivete your questions betrayed i won't mind answering them because i believe no question is dumb, can be bluntly naive but not dumb.

But after this i will like to beg you to pay more minds to scientific materials other than always going over religious books..

This is the first naive question.. There are thousands of planets out there orbitting the habitable zone of their host stars just like the earth.

according to our own Earth Similarity index there are thousands of them that are like earth out there the closest we know for now being kepler 438b..

88% earth's similarity according to earth's scale and with time the certainty of finding even more planets more conducive for life is undeniable..

so please earth is not the only planet that can support life or is even likely to be the only, there are countless numbers of planets in the observable universe.. the only problem is that man lacks the technology it takes to travel such distances.

Nearest star system to ours Alpha centauri A is 4light years away.. I hope you know what 1 light year is..

Lol.. planets can form simultaneously or one after the other.. . Newest observations of planetary formations has 3 proto-planets in formation process..

The much i know most planets in the solar system have relative age suggesting the formation process were simultaneous or close enough.. 4.5± billion in scientific rendering..

Lmao this is the most funny, even though am not a Big bang theorist .. i see the need to answer this to clear the naive impression.

Big Bang according to scientific postulations brought about subatomic and atomic particles which are fundamentals of matter.

so yes our solar system is a young system compared to the age of the universe and i thought it should be an elementary knowledge that Solar systems, galaxies, planets, nebulas, blackholes... are all products of matter ..

so yes scientifically Big bang brought out the solar system not the other way round

hahahahaha am sorry for laughing at this bro but i cant help it.. anyway am sure i have answered you above..

i suggest you pick up basic science materials, you can start from the science section.... Cus this?... Don't really know what to say..

I think you think Big bang means the formation of a solar system.. (this is why i am insisting you start picking up simple science text books)

According to the scientific postulations Big Bang brought about expansion of space/time and ultimately atomic and subatomic particles.

Space/time ..Matter (this includes Galaxies, stars, nebula, planets, asteroids ...etc)

#sighs should i repeat myself over planetary formations

To be honest bro these questions i expect only from primary school students not adults..

one do not really need to believe scientific postulations in order to study, it is understandable that you place your beliefs first but i think you should have studied these things at least for knowing sake because i am awed at these questions.

but like i said, no question is dumb only naive or misplaced..

maybe he doesn't belong to the science-sphere. But i think you underrated the theory too much by telling him to get "basic science" textbooks grin

- he won't get any answer from them. You said those questions should be asked by primary school students, haba, i don't think even secondary students know anything about "the big bang theory".

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:23am On Dec 05, 2015

GIYAZZ:
We put up a classic up in this Bītch next year. Whatchu say?

no problem.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:14am On Dec 05, 2015

kr0ne:
I simply told you what I know and added some explanation as well. Text battle schemes are quite different from their audio counterpart. Can you also explain why most audio wordplays are not pardonable in text? When you battle someone in text, your focus must be on your opponent.

we shall continue this arguement once voting is over

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:24am On Dec 05, 2015

kr0ne:
but he messed up his build ups, using single line punches that don't connect with final one. This is not like the regular freestyle you drop in FFR.

well, i believe we all have Preferences. This here, is an assumPtion. You don't always have to tell a story in other to deliver a Punch. Set-uPs are only needed if there's a Punchline to exPlain. But then, some lines are self-exPlanatory.

In rap battles, your bar carry more weight when the setup connects with final punch.

true, but what's a bar? A line! In raPbattles, battlers sometimes don't need to do set-uPs before droPPing heymakers; just one-liners, eg. Bmagic.

Apart from the beetle bar and the closer, the rest are just random single punches. [/b]

another assumPtion. They weren't random Punches. Observe - You can set uP and Punch at the same time; there's a secret technique i use. wink

i think battlers on this forum shouldn't be restricted to one Particular way of writing like it has been instigated here. Write whichever way you can.

Generally, some Punchlines require setuPs, some don't.

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Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:18am On Dec 05, 2015

Rap Battles › Re: The Vampires Diary™ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:04am On Dec 05, 2015

Reyginus:
Yeah. The omissions even made it look so. But then maybe coincidence.

yeah, "maybe"

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Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:53am On Dec 05, 2015

Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Illverbz Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Kr0ne
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
Jreyez
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Lh0od
Heywhizzy
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
MuhdG
and other credible voters. .

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:47pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick:
Wey airmark? Create thread for me and mikuz, he's next

guy, do you have a password to my mail box?

Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:28pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick:
NS: Bruce, Guykena and giyaz cant vote here
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A King is born so hail Mary/ Lime is precious like J.David/ so I stay blazing/. . . while Max's been on ma c*rk Since 8, april/
Now I'm scared if I hit him... I'd end up shooting myself in the foot...cos max is literarily all over me.... Im shocked i wasnt exposed to slave trading!!/

He unlucky to get caught in my bloody regime/ for ffucking with me/ his dead body be seen/ up on the sea/ came at me all powerful...with all swords and the skills....
But after I beat him to pulp; he'll go back empty like the prodigal son. . . or sarumon the white.....in Lord of the rings!!/

I'd have thugs as we speak/ attack with disaster/ ruling the earth with no sign of a rival/ ....this is the truth that I spit. . .
from my candid saliva/ but if max fronts as the 'head'.....he tryna EF with 'lime'....he'd be quick to 'die by the fruit'........... 'Sanni Abacha'!!!/

I barely die down conflicts. . .I resurrect them with matchets/ i must be a semiliterate without
a lesson to harness/...So he best threads with caution. . . cos digging the soil 6 feet and casting him init...is my own definition of burying the hatchet/!!

I swore with otumokpo. . .to bully the mofoe/. . .on that audio tourney...with a nuke from morocco/ he prably had bars he was brooding in Congo/
... but knew he wasn't capable so he ran into hiding.... We saw the dude in a solo/ so while I was pullin' crazy stunts; he was too busy pulling a no-show!!/

....this killing spree just reached an outstanding apex/ wacko on 2go came here and was highly rated/ and if he 'grown wings'... He turns a frightened 'angel'/
.....moment I bring 'E, fights'. . . .like the darkenedrebel!!!/

He's Jobless. . . .he can't paint what I've said as untrue/ cos "honey, put yourself into use"/. . .is always what I hear from his boo/ So I he tried making money online without cooger's blessings to boom/. . .but concluded creating threads on nairaland....... was simply the best he could do!!/

.... I should get this lad deadly 4's/ buh he's nat gettin' gunned/ so I'ma curve five daggers....throw em at Ely's jaws/ bo' if I ever curve 6. . . .I'd send his soul outta earth. . . .and if you don't find him in hell - check the blackberry world!!!!/

Audio-wise he a bbitch sounding clueless on each track/ While I've 'ripped the mic' so much. . .I'm getting 'sued by behringer!'/
So if he has a strong 'believe' that he could defeat me here. . .I'd make this bar jaj him so hard. . .and have his 'faith' rooted in India!!!/

He gets 'crucified' here, and git disgraced till hes dead/ cos he's eons away from a friend/ killing him is the mission, I should leave grenades on his bed/
. . .bo' I heard "slow death". . .so I pierce a nail through his flesh. . .but if his scream's derailing the thread/ I go 'straight to the point' and 'hit the nail on his head'!!/

....fuccking with me would 'cost' him his life...he'll get 'burgled' by my team/...then C&S would perfect the job when they flog him with a rim/ its best he runs around and scream. . .
Cos even the holy ghost knows. . .and said to me once. . .that I'm a spirit husband, you only ffuck with in your dream!!!/

This is the end... he was born for damnation/
his mistake? He forgot to come with his saviours/ Tension should kill ...him seeing all votes drawn to my favour/... I mean he'll die where the poll is....so its no new thing...when we hear later on that his corpse in the station/ forkdis...
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I said he'll die where the police; so its not unusual for us to hear later on...that the cops in the station!!!/

airmark. 8

Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:13pm On Dec 04, 2015*

Lime bears fortune.

Brace yourselves.

i used to keep it soft just to make sure bars didn't fly over heads before, but this time. . ..

NO MEEEEEERRRRRCCCCCCYYYY!!!

I'm a battle major/ 4's, 9's, the 8th, 5th and all sorts of numbers on me; i'm a calculator./ them cals are ready to release; an ejaculator/ i've got several rounds that ll blast you, faker/ considering how ugly you are, giving ya hands some shall be ample favour!/

Some niggas here, their teeth n Jaws rekindle/

But relax, i won't talk about yours to win you/ .... I've only come to mingle/

'cause it's stale, right? The way ur teeth loved to prickle/

so chill
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We saw how you bit two bars . . . which wasn't little/

i lied, nigga!!! False, deceitful/

you BIT TWO BARS which wasn't little/
until We got confused n thought you was a WEEVIL/

so i hope killing a biting dog is legal/
cos when i grip a glock .... I leave holes in this BEING .... And i'm not a BEETLE/

only an ape could bear an ape ... It's something simple/

so y'all think, "if lime is this handsome" ... His mum will be super/

even "southafricans" been wanting to woo her/

they've been telling her, "you belong to the ZOO, MA"/

you said i lost to thecoogar/ wrong! 'cause recent events proved the fraudster's a loser/

but f*ck that! Let's get it!!!

spill your tissue in a nylon pack; like blood donation./ guns clapping for hours like a long ovation/ shoot you at dawn and ''pop you late''; like swarming asians/ i kill you in front of your blood-relations/ if they growling at me, they're all getting headshots; they're from Znation./

i'll thwack you outta earth, for yearning to beat me./ you'll see star, boy; you like rehearsing with whizzy?/ or i jab your stomach until you're purging & queasy/ they'll ask what ''fortune ate''? I'll say my ''lucky punch'' left you hurting & dizzy/ you'll get more grease to your elbow, but it's to make burning it easy/

gun, axe, knife and splitter/ - i brought 4 arms to fight; i am shiever/ i'll pierce his tommy till i'm just in; like i'm bieber,/ nail and crucify tha nigga/ - we'll see the b1tch glued to a pole; lime's a stripper?/

poosey, i'll molest you but i aint tearing your pants/ i'll smack lime's brethren, mum, aunt/ and if anyone in the cretin's squad rant,/ i'll split a round into 4, but still give him every quadrant/

i can't lose, because of the punches i gather./ my E-jabs got me covered; moslem alhaja./ you're a disgrace, cover your face; copy lagbaja/ i heard you're still on 2go showing your skill and swagger/ too much of everything is bad - it causes wahala/ one day the App'll kill you; Sanni Abacha/

you have an axe to grind; i'll hatchet ur yap./ fiasco track; you'll get battle scars, when i'm hacking ur back/ i brought 2 chains, it's no lie, i'll tie and smack till u're cracked/ i'll shower metals on you when i'm handling a gat/ the bars will spread all over your body like you're having a bath/

i raise up my fist like Nelson Mandela/ knock you down; keri hilson gon hear me smack fella/ your mouth designs bars; your teeth set is a welder?/ biter, your twilight saga will keep trending as ever/ you were human, now a vampire, b1tch; Ed isabella/

i'm ill-luck; i'm destroying fortune/ do i need tell what this glock is gon do?/ you best be running for good/ 'cause like you're wanted by an oil firm ... This shell is coming for you./

i'm an eminent battler/ so doff ur hat, or i'll pop ur heart, if you don't credit the master/ they treat me with REVERENCE; including prekky the pASTOR/ while this worwor boy is condemned to hell with his father/ at his sight, even the devil will stagger/ this nigga got deadly looks; he don't need prayers to make his enemies scatter/

m@x-cr@y!

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Rap Battles › Re: Down To The Wire: Elymaxiimus Vs Limerick by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:31pm On Dec 04, 2015

Check.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:19pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick:
I was online when I was asking you to post

weytin dey worry you sef angry

. I thought you said your battery was low, And dem don carry una transformer go, and gen don spoil? How come your battery isn't down yet? Lie mohammed!

I'll post once you confirm you're ready.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:06pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick, confirm that you're online.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:59pm On Dec 04, 2015

airmark:
Why all these tom and jerry stunts? later you guys will say mods are not trying, do you guys think we dont have other things engaged with outside nairaland? If you guys refuse to post then send to my email, airmarking@gmail.com before 7pm and lemme post for you.

@elymaxiimus and limerick

confirm that you have his verse

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:40pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick:
Elymaxiimus my battery na 11% and NEPA don cut our light carry our transformer go...
U better post now or we post on Christmas day

the more reason why you should post first and asap, because there's no assurance that your phone won't shutdown while you're trying to post after me. I got 100% bar here. post i dey ur back

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:29pm On Dec 04, 2015

Limerick:
come on, goan post. I don check

naah, i doubt you have your verse ready. The way you've been running ur mouth since - something tells me that you're trying to scam me.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:21pm On Dec 04, 2015

JigsawKillah:
keep having hunches. . . E go soon turn hunchback

abeg call am make hin drop hin verse.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:19pm On Dec 04, 2015

You know you're not ready and you went to check. Cya whenever...

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:01pm On Dec 04, 2015

JigsawKillah:
you two wack idiots dey waste time o

you no well. I have a hunch that limerick has nothing written yet. grin

nigga, post your bars if you have them ready

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:45pm On Dec 04, 2015

airmark:
Opened.

oya limerick go and post

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:17pm On Dec 04, 2015

airmark. pls Open the cage

Rap Battles › Re: The Vampires Diary™ by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:03pm On Dec 04, 2015

Raplinx:
seriously! Plus i need u to access this link too https://www.nairaland.com/2771336/darkrebel-vs-raplinx-lor-title

close the thread and declare yourself the winner. Since it was a title match, you're now the legit owner of the title. In rapbattles, some personals can be too scorching that they wallop any bars brought by one's opponent.

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