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 European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:47pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Incase you missed the match between leicester city and manchester city, here are the highlights: 2 Likes 1 Share
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| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:16pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
jreyez:nice beat 2 Likes |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Leicester City (1 - 3) On 6th February 2016 by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:59pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
erusen:on point bro. Up Leicester city  |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:47pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:you're an unsurpassable reta.rd! I'm 100% sure you're suffering from LD. My accent is smooth and clean. Ask anybody who's heard me. You should be ashamed of yourself. Your mates (lime, rebel, reyez) are excelling at what you've woefully failed. Instead of trying to brush up, you're here hating. You've been the one killing (literally) all the ciphers you've featured in with your wack lyrics. You would have messed up this cipher if reyez had allowed you in... One's skill is what brings one recognition. Ranting all over the section day and night will land you nothing. Your writing is pulp. Your audio notes and mixtapes are also nothing to write home about. I would ignore you but kids need to be dealt with. 4 Likes |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:03pm On Feb 06, 2016 |
Fawklicant:abeg, ignore that simpleton. Elymax dropped just a quick freestyle which was better than all his mix tapes combined. Elymax is a ghost writer. I don't have time for studio. A few of us just do this as a side attraction. We got careers we chasing. As for the simpleton, he has dissed me several times in his audio wack shiits. But he was greatly ignored. So, I guess now you know why he's pained. Btw, are you a fan of danny myers? (yikes) |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:57pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
007Bruce:me too.  |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 3:18pm On Feb 04, 2016*. Modified: 3:37pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:you are a disgrace to manhood. I told you you're just a ranting b1tch getting lippy and cheeky. You've even taken the matter to krone. Well, now, i'm sending you back to where you came from; tell him I said he's wrong. Only AMERICANS pronounce the r in words like: cart, heart, start, etc. Heart /ha:rt/ british pronunciation neglects the r completely. Heart /ha:t/ we don't pronounce the r not because we are africans but because we were colonised by the brits. Why these guys dey form sef?  Inferiority complex is a major problem we have in this country. Cart /ca:t/ , start /sta:t/, chart /cha:t/ etc. These are british pronunciations and the most widely used. And this isn't about who can outrhyme who. This is about knowing which words rhyme. Apparently, you don't. You went to krone. So, krone is now the final arbiter of English pronunciations? And since you're an illiterate who doesn't know his right from left, you believed him immediately. Wasn't it krone that played geo paddy/ jeorpady? It's just so funny he said cat, bat, rat, etc do not rhyme with cart, heart, start etc. Very funny indeed. So, only words that are spelt the same way rhyme? I referenced his wordplay not to condescend him, but to show you that being dope doesn't guarantee a total comprehension of English pronunciations. I know you look up to bis and krone as the alpha and omega. Yes bis is considered one of the dopest emcee/textcee here but that doesn't mean he understands pronunciations better than I do. And same goes to krone too. Bis can't outrhyme me if I write to rhyme. Nobody on this forum can. So, shut your bacteria-filled mouth . Go and learn. Mr HAWT and BEZ.  Dude would be like "when are we STAWTing?  Yo, wadup DAWKenedrebel" while i'm like: what i'm rhyming is fact/ it's got me climbing the chart/. Go and play with sand. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:31pm On Feb 04, 2016 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:54am On Feb 04, 2016 |
dj5naira:what about you? I will return to battling when you do |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:51am On Feb 04, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:eventhough I know you had to google this in order to feel relevant, I will reply this. Now look at this vowel sound /æ/. Anybody without an LD (learning disorder) will quickly decipher that it consists of TWO SOUNDS. The first is /a/, the second is /e/. Infused to form a single sound which has "ah" to be the dominant sound and a slight "Eh" added to it (just like I said in my previous post). And it is NEGLIGIBLE. Cat ( /kæt/ ) therefore rhymes with heart ( ha:t) . Some dictionaries transcribe cat as / kat/. This is to show you that the second "eh" sound is negligible. Btw, this is an off-the-cuff schooling. Straight from the head. At least, you've learnt something new today. Before now, you used to pronounce HEART as HAWT, BARS as BEZ etc. You are an ignorant uneducated bigot! I have everything about Word pronunciation and phonetic transcriptions in my head. I would school you and the rest of your village members when it comes to this ish!you mean you would school yourself and the local champions in that hamlet you live in? You would school who? . . . Me? . . . With that ibotic accent of yours? I shouldn't be trading words with a nuisance such as you. Your oeuvre on FFR says it all about you; you rhyme terribly. Because you won a few online battles where you get featured with the likes of Pein.danzo doesn't mean you can rap. You are too dumb for this game!I win battles because i command words with authority. I'm incredibly intelligent. I make punchlines out of anything. I don't even have to be grandiloquent in order to pen haymakers. You, on the other hand, are irrelevant in this game. You won't make anybody's top 100 list. This guy sef. You are gradually manifesting into the clown you were born to be. So you can pronounce English words better than a Veteran rapper who lives in an English country?comments like this are the reason why your learning has stagnated. And your brain's cognitive ability recedes by the minutes. You talk as if your brain tissues were soaked in hypo. Your memory, expurgated. You're just too dumb. The dictionary defines the word --dumb -- as giyaz. So, because a rapper lives in an english speaking country that makes him perfect at speaking? Why are you this retar.ded? So, gangster english and black american english are perfect? slowpoke Max Max!! You no go kill me with laugh for this Nairalandyou're an intransigent fool. A lippy tool. This is how you go about constituting a nuisance of yourself. No wonder the witches in your village have inhibited your first incissor from growing. They have refused to return your missing tooth. You have been barred from voting in battles. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:25am On Feb 04, 2016 |
MuhdG:shuuu? Personal kwa. Do you know how much I charge for tutoring on sacarsm alone? Writing for blogs also brings in cool cash if you know the deal.  These days, boys are not smiling. ... Above all, I like to explain stuffs. btw, I called out a couple of guys but you all ducked. So, on that note, i'm calling it quits to rapbattling .... |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:21am On Feb 04, 2016 |
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| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 6:56am On Feb 04, 2016 |
Okay. I was gonna play mature with you initially. I forgot that kids won't learn until they're dealt with. GIYAZZ:tell that to the lunatic father who put you in a vagina in the first place. So if they ask you in an exam if Fāg rhymes with Dark, and if Heart rhymes with cat, quack and the rest of that bullshìt, you will say yes?you are a stark illiterate. It's oozing out of your whole statement. Quack, heart, dark and cat all rhyme. I gave you the transcriptions ( apparently you don't understand them) in my previous post. The only difference is that heart, cart, dark etc. Are more stressed than cat, quack, pack etc. And the latter have a slight "Eh" sound added to their "ah" sound. But it is negligible. HEART is not pronounced HAWT. Stop forming, dude. Because the likes of bmagic and your favourite battle rappers rhyme words like PARK with PORK doesn't mean it is correct. As a matter of fact, most of the words your favourite rappers rhyme do not rhyme on paper. The first sound in consideration here sounds "aaaaah" -- heart, mart, sharp, dark, etc. The second sounds "ah" -- cat, mat, quack, gay etc. ( i didn't use transcriptions because it's obvious you can't read them). No wonder you are yet to become advanced with your writtens. Your every rhyme is as irritating as Jig.sawkillah's wack audios!your stupidity is so erratic, we don't see it coming. What do you mean by "advanced with your written?" what can you do better than I can do, in terms of lyricism? Can you play words better? Can you punch better? Can you flow better? Can you rhyme better? You and I are worlds apart. I'm a vet. You're a pleb. You're irrelevant. I imagine you to be a ranting b1tch getting lippy and cheeky. Jigsaw and I are two of the best rhymers to ever grace this section. A feat even getting on that wack track you dropped couldn't help you achieve. WTF? how dare you; a carpenter apprentice boy argue English words that rhyme with a first class English student? Are you high??this is why JAMB has made sure your papers are marked separately every year. You will not learn, instead you keep fantasizing. You better start learning how to take corrections, boy. The mumuness you ooze out anytime you try to air an opinion could trigger insanity in you one of these days. You keep thinking you know what you totally have no idea of.you're an amazing piece of sh1t. All you've written up in this post is total hogwash. You don't notice, but your illiteracy is extremely conspicuous. I don't just squabble. I speak facts. I don't think; I know. Each time i opine that something is done this way or that way, it is always the fact. It's not my problem if you decide to be self-opinionated. However, when it is at the detriment of others, you won't go scot-free. Those rhymes up there don't rhyme, you better get that into your tokunbo brain. Tag any verified vet here and he would confirm it. Ibim.e has tried to school you about your irritating rhymes and word pronunciation several times, but you've refused to learn. Animal!says the simpleton who pronounces BARS as BEZ. "they say ma BEZ are fakelines" "if you got BEZ, just reply me motherfuker" those are words from your wack audio unreplied diss at me. i'm not supprised at your incredulous attitude. Both you and bis can't survive a phonetic face-off with me. There's nobody capable enough to teach me about rhymes in this section. Not even your so called "verified vets." there's nothing your vets will tell me that I don't already know. Where I get my knowledge from is far beyond the spheres of hiphop. You're just a squit seeking attention. Lastly, henceforth, you should not vote in battles. ANYBODY ALLOWING GIYAZ TO VOTE IN HIS/HER BRAWLS DOES IT AT HIS/HER OWN PERIL. Silly booboo. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:31pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
Marilynsteven:how much you gon pay for my tutoring services in your blog? |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:28pm On Feb 03, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:olodo. I won't argue with you. I'm done schooling niggas here. Y'all don't appreciate it. |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:00am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Giyazz, quack, heart, cat, f@g etc. all rhyme. If that's the reason for given away the W to pein's opponent then you need to stop voting in brawls. Quack = /kwa:k/, cat = /kat/, f@g = /gay/. However, peindanzo, what I don't like is the way you're generalizing the whole cocksucking thing. People have opinions, but you can clearly see the people who vote with bias. Pick them out and attack them directly, not generalizing it. Btw, again, nice opener. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:39am On Feb 03, 2016 |
darkenedrebel:Lol. Chill, Y'all killed it. like i always say: when i like something, I like to give accolades immediately to the person( or in this case, people) responsible. This sh1t is arguably the d0pest I've heard on this forum and other rap forums. Well done. Everything from the beat to the flow you guys brought to the lyrics was sweet. Spitting tight lyrics with a smooth flow over a beat is something we don't get to hear everyday. Y'all made my morning. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:03am On Feb 03, 2016 |
I go put michael behind these bars like sey na prison break. f*ck mikuz for being wack on the throne |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:03am On Feb 03, 2016 |
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| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:52am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Now on replay |
| Music/Radio › Re: Nairaland Audio Rap Cypher 2.0 (Darkrebel, Jreyez, Limerick) by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:50am On Feb 03, 2016 |
Darkenedrebel!!! S/O to jreyez. Dope production!!! Limerick I c you . But you for flip na.All dope!!! Rebel supprised me the most . I've always wondered and doubted that he'll be able to flow on the mic because of the way he packs extraneous words in his lyrics.In fact, i read the lyrics first and lost interest. However, i reluctantly went for the audio, and . . . It was worth my time! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:42am On Feb 02, 2016 |
Emaprince:did they have punchlines or just some boring FORCED wordplays -- the type that DNA does?  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:27am On Feb 02, 2016 |
henzekido:thanks. What do you want to learn? 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:18pm On Jan 31, 2016*. Modified: 1:11pm On Jan 31, 2016 |
It's no doubt that i'm skilled with the pen/ i got a ink heart; zillions of words written in there/ they like weapons concealed in the chest/ if i puff out my chest, millions are dead/ it's like a heart attack, but I ain't the one receiving the threat/ what i script is intense/ i shoot VERBS to leave niggas in the PAST; i'm just speaking IN TENSE/ like: when i script, i KILL with these pens/ i dispense rhythm at your expence . Feelings rising high like an upstairs building/ I impress heroes, impress villains/ i'm good and bad, decent n mean/ gentle mind with fierce thinking/ i'm with the meds healing. Later, i'm with the teks, killing/ At dawn, people, I sensed living. At dusk, i smell victims/ I punch with aggression/ what caused this obssession?/ my punches kiss niggas to death with love n affection/ i'm dressed in a white coat. What's the profession?/ i put needles through ur jaw like dentist's pain-numbing injections/ killer instincts is the sudden intension/ i could have you dropping in seconds/ it's max cray with the rugged impression/ I made you see bars a little like a short-lived detension/ who am i? ..... Nigga, i'm jackie chan/ real with the stunts .... My lyric's the bomb... currently dropping in pakistan/ "dude too clever"/ they say, when i drop a mad e-bar; I killed that zulu dweller/ i no dey coolu temper/ i show off my raps in places like a fufu seller/ you only make noise in this game like vuvuzela/ max-cray. 7 Likes 5 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Body Bag Entertainment: ~ Peindanzo Vs Obesemf ~ * * * by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:02am On Jan 31, 2016 |
Best bar of the brawl! This fight is like judo practice/ Sizzling metaphors, I give Real spectacular strikes like hugo sanchez/ i love sharp deliveries Punches to his upper jaw if this cuckoo ranting/ Puns gonna leave him spinning cold like pluto axis/ holy sh1t! Summary is- These bars are sure to school the obese like sumo classes!/ daaaaayyyyuuuuuummmm!!! this was a fantabulous opener. If only pein could keep this heat throughout the brawl, he would have gotten my vote easily. Overall, obese edged this. Mvgt = besemf |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:30pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Giyazz i need to make your death official. We brawl this saturday.... Airmark set it up asap. Thanks. 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 1:10pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Okay, i'm calling out bruce007 obesemf mikuz giyazz ibime (oga i have to battle you before i call it quits. Just a friendly spar )kr0ne ( you too) ksslib y'all pls pick a date. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 8:49am On Jan 26, 2016 |
JigsawKillah:jigsaw, ma nigga. since it's your first, you won't get too much bashing from me. you payed attention to the rhymes and the lyrics, but you forgot to flow. In audio, you don't have to keep the rhymes close in order to have a good flow. But you can if you wish. Here's how it goes: apart from writing your tight lyrics and rhymes, you have to create a flow( sort of like a structure) for your lyrics. There has to be a smooth rhythm which your words should follow. How do you create a flow? Just keep saying anyhing (in fact, rubbish) in a particular pattern. What you say doesn't have to make sense. And you should do this over the beat you're going to use for the song. Once you've established a smooth pattern over the beat, and you like it, you can now start fitting in your lyrics to that flow, structuring and restructuring it to have the same rhythm of the flow. Also do some addition and subtration of words from your lyrics just to make sure it fits the flow. This is top secret; do not tell anybody 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: ••RAP SECTION AWARDS 2015•• by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:48am On Jan 26, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:you should be happy i'm paying you and this awards a little attention. It should make the whole thing seem relevant, considering the fact that others don't give a hoot. see y'all later. |
| Rap Battles › Re: ••RAP SECTION AWARDS 2015•• by ELYMAXiimus(m): 7:22pm On Jan 25, 2016 |
GIYAZZ:who and who did you hit up? Mention them. You didn't seek assistance openly. All I saw was your posting that you were gonna organize an award show. so I and Krone went ahead to do it. At a time, I was the only one who cared, but it never stopped me from sorting out the list. I sorted it out and showed it to Krone, and he said it was perfect.i really liked the idea. And, so, I applaud you for it. You put in some amount of work. Fine. But you were very bias. You just filled the list with popular names here. So you can state your opinions, I won't and can't stop you. As for the nominated peeps, it's not about quantity but quality. One can have 100 battles this year and still not be nominated. It depends on quality and consistency.so coogar's brawl (only brawl) against me booked him a spot in all the nominees' lists? Stop trying to justify what you did. Plus we made sure the awards was clean and unbiased.no you didn't. You should only be nominated in the audio categories. Give room for others. Because some ninjas dont rant in the chatroom doesnt mean they're irrelevant. They are, so long as they battle often. Members of the section were allowed to vote openly. I think that's enough way to stay neautral.you included names which shouldn't be nominated just so you could include yours as well. Why should you be voted the best personal user? You shouldn't be among the nominees in the first place. Members just voted anyone they liked out of the list. They didn't vote with facts. And this is because of the long lists; the inclusion of some names just to include yours as well. But Like they say; Awards are Always Controversial. We did our best and executed the awards show. If you don't like it, this year you take over. Good luck.This isn't rap section awards; this is giyaz awards. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: ••RAP SECTION AWARDS 2015•• by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:22am On Jan 24, 2016*. Modified: 12:03pm On Jan 24, 2016 |
I'm not impressed. But I won't pull an olamide here. No. I'll pull a max. Giyaz, you and who organized this award show? Next time, four strict reputable members should do the nominees selection process. And everyone should come to a consensus that every nominee for a category deserves to be nominated for that category, before opening the floor for votes to roll in. I don't understand why a nigga who had just one battle throughout the year was nominated for the Aggressive TEXTCEE of the year in the first place. I don't understand why giyaz got nominated for best personal punchliner when he had just 2 battles of which he won one. Whereas, other niggas who weren't nominated used personals week in, week out, in several battles. I don't understand why giyaz got nominated for the best punchliner when he had no punchlines per se, but just 1 or 2 personals which gave him a win against rebel. I don't remember Jayson battling last year; why was he nominated for those categories? Each nomination list should constitute not more than 4 to 5 candidates. The lists should be based on the achievements of each Individual in relation to the category. Each list should be based on the year in consideration. It should be impervious to past glory. It should base on current form. IMO, those of you who had just one or two battles, or no battles shouldn't make a list for a category pertaining to battles. For last year, these are the only names I expected to see on such lists: Obesemf ( dude also won a tourney. Battled week in, week out, yet he gets "trashed" in this your award show. Great.) Elymax Darkenedrebel Bruce007 Liricyst Jigsawkillah Thank you. 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 2:41pm On Jan 10, 2016 |
Sammcarter:i don't really remember. Dope beat - or so something close |
