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Hydrog3n:
@ ^^ Don't get cocky,Darkrebel thought he could do a come back with a grand entrance,instead he got his âss kicked. . .I wonder were he is now,probably hiding his head in shame

dj5naira:
Can humiliate a scarecrow director/ put him down on all fours/
then “stand on the boss”,. “Danfo conductors!!”/

I'm burstin' grenade/ that are fuckin' homemade/
Uall lift arms??, na worship crusade/

Come round this space/ lemme write down your fate/
They be mopin' a dead representative from Arab when I stifle u with clothes around your face/

Home base leveled 'cos the way our shooting/ slay these nuisance/
rocket attacks , . u'd believe 'tis offensive basketball play from Houston/

King Tourney in 'process' . that's right/ crews were like "vets let's fight!!"/
Bis 'diss 3, boo, shun' the rest X-Lites/

Both know not how to Forex/ you just depressed/
so when you say double jackpot, na soup meat dem two wan collect/

Impress this talent/ so the contest could happen/
'number of ur house' 'fore your 'call out' intro, cos that's how to 'address' the 'challenge!'/

The ONLY Rabbi Vs. the merged mass/ ever-willing, they learned fast/
Schooled the globe in one class, its size is world-class/

dmcdad:
Na small small boys go even play them sef. The big boys go just dey return by then. So... Make we see how them Roberto, Munir and co go slug am out with them.

coded01:
Oga you get mouth!

I like your swag!

We will show EPL champions & d rest of EPL it's by Tiki-Taka...

jstbeinhonest:
Confirmed Barça Pre-
Season Friendlies


Celtic(30 July - Dublin),


Leicester(3 August -
Stockholm),


Liverpool(6
August - London)

Spy360:
It's not Chelsea really, its Mourinho.

And United are next, the guy is like a marauding demon. Jose the prety serpent. Like mammy water, very attractive but deadly.

MuhdG:
What is a torres?

coded01:
This is wickedness!!!

Reyginus:
Give me a line maybe then I can listen to him. If it's Slow and Steady I'd go with Kahli Abdu.

Reyginus:
Flow? With that accent? They say he's funny but I'm yet to laugh at any of his lines. Help me with one.

MuhdG:
You are on your own oo.. shame go catch una

Emaprince:
lol people I'll love to battle bully are

ELYmmaxiimus
Dakrkenedrebel
Kr.0ne

I'm not fit at all o, but I go try.

TRendlona:
I'm with u bro..
Madrid going trophyless will make 2016 one of the greatest years I've ever experienced.

liricyst:
Lol...epic mikuz

He has far better lines on nairaland than on facebook

Mcleo007:
I smell robbery tho... 10mins added time in stoppage time with scores at Ath2-RMD1

coded01:
Atletico all the way!

FMary:
"How could I have failed your course professor after all that you did to me?"

"I am sorry my hands were tied as the Senate had to review all final year scripts and there was no way I could defend giving you an A" Professor Nandi said to me over the phone.

"Are you telling me that I would spend an extra year in this school after you slept with me for three whole nights with the promise of upgrading my score?" I shouted back at 'prof' as we call him.

You have used me and failed me prof and you must pay for what you have done to me, you will surely live to regret the first day you made that evil request of yours I shouted and put off the call.

Professor Nandi is the Dean of the Faculty of Business Administration and Management, Imo State University. A family man with a beautiful wife and grown up children. Every one in the faculty know him as a womanizer though.

I never believed I would one day fall into his hands, there had been so many stories by other students about their ugly experience with Professor Nandi.

I blame myself now for having agreed to sleep with this old 'he goat' for three whole night gosh...the body odor I had to cope with and the ugly face. The only positive thing about him was the size of his manhood, encouraging I would say. I almost enjoyed that part of it.

It all started during our first semester final year examinations, it happened that professor Nandi's course was the last examination we were to write. There was a minor demonstration by students over increase in school fees on the day we were actually supposed to write this exam and due to the demonstration, it was shifted indefinitely.

I was down with malaria at the time the exam was rescheduled but I still had to come to school even if to be present at the hall. I honestly did not write much as I was very I'll so I had to go see the professor afterwards.

That was the beginning of my ordeal with prof, for three whole days I kept begging prof to just give me a pass mark but he would not even listen to me. All he said was that if I fail, I should wait another year to write the exam again.

For three whole days I kept coming to professor's office daily but he would not bulge, and then he suddenly said to me on the fourth day "I will give you an A only if you do what I say."

I became uncomfortable when he said an A for I know this would not come cheap, but then I still had to hear what he would say. I only needed a pass mark so that I can graduate this year.

Prof told me that I would have to spend the weekend with him, I should go pay for three nights at Haven Suits Ikenegbu and let him know the room number.

With stories that I have heard about him in the past, I expected him to say something like this. I only never knew nor would have believed that I would find myself in this position one day.

How can I spend three nights with a married professor? He won't even let me speak to him anymore nor even plead with him.

How can I even tell my fiancee this kind of stuff?

The truth is that this kind of life is not even in me, I grew up in a good Catholic home where we pray the Rosary as a family every morning and night.

My dad owns a photography studio while my mom works as a nurse with the general hospital. I have always grown up as a good girl.

Don't get me wrong, I am not a virgin. I have a fiancee, we started dating when I was in my year one and he was in his final year and we hope to get married within the next one year.

Sleeping with prof is the most horrible thing I have ever done all my life as the only man I had ever known before now was my fiancee.

Prof was drunk by the time he came into the hotel room the first night, I had set up my secret camera before he came in and I recorded the entire episode of our first night together.

His wife just recieved an envelope with a nude picture of her husband in it.......Check My Page for Episode 2 tomorrow.

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Reyginus:
Lol. Beauty and the Beast. That should be the most inspiring story for young men to choose money first. Every other thing will follow. lol.

Reyginus:
Lol. Krone is unbeaten here you don't want to try a Brock Lesnar? Where's that dude EmaP I enjoy reading his bars.

Ebiniz:
Nuclear War With China

The only thing more objectively insane than getting dragged into a nuclear conflict with Russia would be getting dragged into one with China. Terrifyingly, this is a real possibility.Welcome to the South China Sea, where China has spent the past few years claiming territory that smaller countries lay claim to. This wouldn’t be a global problem except that the US is frequently allied with those countries. That means if China decides to enter full empire-building mode, the US is duty bound to step in.As is the case with Russia and the Baltics or Ukraine, no one seriously thinks that either the US or China wants a war. The two countries have military arsenals that would ensure annihilation of huge swaths of the planet if they went toe-to-toe.The problem is, a single slipup at times of heightened tension could accidentally trigger World War III. Just recently, China intercepted US spy planes over the region, and there have many near misses over the last few months. Things have become so dangerous that some analysts are predicting a possible war between the US and China as early as 2018.

Reyginus:
For where! Some worwor na follow come like Adams Oshomole. A friend once said that man deserves to be poor. But Lim is not like Oshomole na, or is he?

Reyginus:
Lolol. I'm not a battler. Back to the rematch issue.

kr0ne:
Every ambitious man is a potential celebrity.

I've been off NL for some reasons, bro. How are you doing?

kr0ne:
Funny guys. For those of you calling Limerick ugly; have you taken your time to study the before and after photos of some of the celebrities you adore today?